Toward a Transformative Hermeneutics of the Chipwich
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Date: April 1st, 2010 3:58 AM Author: glittery plaza antidepressant drug
Any serious inquiry into chipwich begins with iterative technologies of the phallus. Consider that when Butler suggests the denigration of the chip (being, as it is, chocolate and milkfat) as a feminine casuistry of being-for-the-self (what Heidegger would earlier suggest is necessary for any consumption, however problematic, of what I will adapt as "subnormatively temperate creamologies"), what she really speaks of (as is later clarified) is the masculine domination of the chip by the phallus.
The implications are non-trivial: a chip is, itself, a spatial homology of the clitoris, while chocolate bars are essentially phallic. The manifold ironies of the patriachal relation implied hereby inaugurate what I will term the "intransitive dyad" between bar and chip. Intransitive, of course, as the so-called objective rationalism of "greater chocolate content" of the bar implies the necessary expropriative functionalism of disenfranchised women in cacao-growing developing economies. This, Marx teaches, remains implacable despite the growing exploitation of labor by mobile global capital.
From this we see that in any subnormatively temperate creamology (the so-called "chipwich") utilizing and reifying the intransitive dyad from its feminine naturalism to more phallocentric modalities of "treat" and "ice cream cookie sandwich" that themselves imply a fungibility associated with production, monetization, and commodification (remember, of course, that one can actually still go out and purchase a "chipwich" in a store even in many "first-world" Anglo-Euro localities), nevertheless a dialectic exists that can be read from the very topologies of the diverse varieties of chipwich.
Let us turn, to illustrate this fascinating parallelism between form and semiotic structure, to the question of fill. If we consider, as is obvious, one or the other cookie as thesis, the antithesis of which surely is the opposite cookie, a question arises about the essential synthensis of the two. What fill is appropriate? Shall the chipwich be thick or thin (with the host of physicalisms and issues of women's bodies impliedly controlled hereby), vanilla or cream(s) of color (is, indeed, using strawberry even possible when committed to a politics of anti-colonialization and a respect for Native Americans?), and the additional construction of chocolate technologies through the adherence of globulo-clitoral "chips" circumferentially? This question is naturally beyond the scope of this article.
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Date: April 3rd, 2010 8:47 AM Author: Slap-happy institution friendly grandma
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EAST HANOVER, NJ—The dull, all-consuming ache of late 20th century life will be slightly alleviated next week when America's supermarkets receive their first shipments of Nabisco's new "T.C. McCrispee's" line of snack crackers.
Enlarge ImageA promotional shot for Nabisco's new snack cracker, which should make less agonizing the grotesque, meaningless charade that is modern life.
Available in Regular, Garden Ranch and Zesty Cheddar flavors, the new crackers will flood consumers' bodies with salt, fat and starch, momentarily producing a pleasing sensation of warmth and nourishment, and detaching them from their otherwise constant and crushing sense of profound grief.
T.C. McCrispee's are widely expected to be Nabisco's most anguish-relieving snack-food product since the 1983 introduction of Double Stuf Oreos.
"We at the Nabisco Corporation are aware of the hideously bleak emptiness of modern life," Nabisco director of corporate communications Mel Krijak said. "That's why we're proud to introduce T.C. McCrispee's as the antidote you've been reaching out for. Our tasty new snack cracker will, if only for a few lovely moments, significantly lessen the aching, gnawing angst that haunts your very soul."
The history of life on earth, according to a Nabisco press release for the new crackers, can be summed up as billions of years of darkness, uncertainty and horror. Further, it says, the life of each individual organism on the planet is "no more than a meaningless blip on the cosmic timeline, riddled with almost unbearable suffering, under the unseeing eye of a blind idiot god."
"Test subjects given samples of T.C. McCrispee's described them as 'pleasingly flavorful,'" Krijak said. "And the satisfying crunch distracted them from the parade of tears that is life."
According to T.C. McCrispee's product-development director Wayne Innis, the new cracker was specially engineered to match the tastes and habits of their target market—the approximately 220 million members of the American lower and middle class. Nabisco market research indicated that the typical member of this demographic is a hollow human shell, devoid of hope, ambition and any chance of improving his or her station in life.
The new cracker, Innis asserted, further compensates for the consumer's vast, howling emptiness by giving him or her the option of adding toppings to the cracker's surface, such as aerosolized cheese or sausage bits. "By eating T.C. McCrispee's in such a manner," he said, "consumers will be deluded into thinking they have taken actual steps to improve their lives, or—in the rare case of a vegetable topping—their health."
"We're selling more than a cracker here," Krijak said. "We're selling the salty, unctuous illusion of happiness."
Consumers are eager to sample the new crackers. "I am trapped in an unending loop," Harwich, MA, telemarketer Ron Washburn said. "Perhaps when T.C. McCrispee's arrive at my neighborhood ShopKo supermarket, I will be able to confront the world with more than a deadened, glassy stare."
Said Roanoke, VA, clergyman Rev. James Forrest: "I live a shadow life, each day going through the motions of maintaining a church, preparing sermons I no longer believe in, and counseling parishioner after identical parishioner. Perhaps this new cracker can give me a reason to go on, a source of strength, if you will."
TV ads for the new crackers begin airing later this week. An animated cracker with a straw hat and cane will leap off the box and extol the virtues of the product in song form, ending on the slogan, "It's The Crispety, Crunchety Respite Of The Doomed."
Though an eight-ounce box of T.C. McCrispee's will contain approximately 12 servings, Nabisco expects most consumers, gripped by unending hopelessness and despair, will eat the entire box in one sitting.
"To really gain the full impact of T.C. McCrispee's great snackin' taste, it is best to gorge on multiple servings while staring glassy-eyed at a Coach rerun," Krijak said. "No, this will not rescue you from the throbbing, meaningless void that is modern American life. But here at Nabisco, we are confident that for millions of Americans it will seem, if only for a few seconds, as if it has."
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