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McKinsey slut Jing Yang: "MY MTV SCREENTEST!!11"

I DID A SCREEN TEST AT MTV!!!111 http://herowndevising.tu...
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  12/18/10
Good gawd, who would blog sick shit like this??? Just had...
Not a Unique Little Snowflake :(
  12/18/10
pics of this woman?
longwangpoontang
  12/18/10
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Zoe_Yang and more az...
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  12/18/10
jesus...and not in the xmas sense Yeah, sometimes my boyf...
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  12/18/10
How bad do your past sexual experiences have to be for it to...
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  12/18/10
oc, tcq Zoe Yang (Columbia Business School '16) ZYang16@gs...
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  12/29/10
there is a crisis going on in the asian american female comm...
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Credited. Good news, though: she FINALLY realizes that h...
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President of the Howdy Doody Circus Army
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Date: December 18th, 2010 11:18 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,.;..,:,.,.:,.:.,:.::,


I DID A SCREEN TEST AT MTV!!!111

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/2350698098/what-a-day

I wonder if they asked her about using the strap-on to assrape her fuckbuddy...

I am deeply invested in my own femininity yet criticize

my partner when he admits to being too deeply invested

in his masculinity to, say, let me fuck him in the ass.

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/972597237/bad-feminist-confession

or maybe her New Year's Resolutions?

Resolutions

1. Get DPíd

2. Go to a swinger party

3. Have someone else use one of those remote-controlled vibes on me

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/311546331/resolutions

or Zoe Yang's Cheating Strategies??

8:28am

Cleaning up the wax and (unused) condoms before the ex gets here this afternoon. Ridiculous.

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/242546945/8-28am

Or what Zoe Yang does when teh two guys figure out her cheating, and dump her skanky ass?

Clean Slate?

Two breakups in two days is more than this girl can handle without a grimace and a whimper. Rebound fucks, God Almighty, and a warm dark hole can all feel free to present themselves now.

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/285291350/clean-slate

Details emerge in the telling

* Zoe: I cant decide if I'm tickled or traumatized

* Alex: I think tickled

* Zoe: At one point I called him a Patrick Bateman wannabe and he said something to the tune of "I don't know who that is but shut up whore"

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/242635991/details-emerge-in-the-telling

Or how Zoe Yang uses the people in her life like tissue paper?

Breathe

Just talked, fought, cried, and fucked the ex for the last time. Shaky and panicky, donít know if anyone can deal with my passel of crazy for the long haul.

Just need to breathe now, and drink some chicken soup.

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/282545491/breathe

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/282545491/breathe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1512049&forum_id=2#16842784)



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Date: December 18th, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: Not a Unique Little Snowflake :( (http://thechicktionary.com/ask)

Good gawd, who would blog sick shit like this???

Just had the weirdest sexual experience of my life

And coming from me, you know that means something.

This guy is playing so many games itís sad. First the whole ďIíll make sure youíre part of my plansĒ thing sans date, sans anything concrete, sans niceties. I let him come find me at a bar, we play pool, we make out, we grope.

He comes back to my place, we get naked, he drips hot wax all over me, ties me up with his shirt, smacks my tits up HARD, calling me bitch and whore and slut. Which is all fine, exceptÖ

Öhe goes limp when I say ďfuck meĒ and tries to cover it up by saying how heís not that impressed by my naked body.

(I know, I attract shitheads. He works in finance. Surprised?)

I chuckle and say thatís fine, the feelingís mutual, he should probably be getting home now. And he says something about how he might fuck me next time. Well, I donít feel strongly enough about him to hate-fuck him, so next time is probably not going to happen.

Truth is, he went to the same Ivy as the other guy Iím seeing, and I like the other guy a lot more, so this one was pretty much one-night-stand material from the beginning. Which was why I took him home and let him get his paws on that candle in the first place. (Donít men get it? Iíll only fuck you the first time if I donít like you.)

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/242255007/just-had-the-weirdest-sexual-experience-of-my-life

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Date: December 18th, 2010 11:23 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

pics of this woman?

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Date: December 18th, 2010 11:29 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,.;..,:,.,.:,.:.,:.::,


http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Zoe_Yang

and more azn me-so-horny blogging here:

http://zoehasskank.blogspot.com/

NYC Financial Analyst Zoe Yang slutty pics/blog

Zoe Yijing Yang might call her blog Strictly Platonic, but

it hasn't always been that way...

Back in the day, before Zoe Yang started her stint at

McKinsey & Company, she was at Ponoma College,

where she caused quite a stir as a sex blogger.

Sex columnist Zoe Yang had some explaining to do after she wrote

a column she wrote last week that described how she used to do a little

role playing with her former boyfriend. I'll save you the sexually explicit

details and just say that Ms. Yang likes to pretend she's a Vietnamese

prostitute and her boyfriend is an American G.I circa the War Against

North Vietnamese Communist Aggression.

Zoe Yang blogged about sex and drugs (but not, AFAIK about rock n' roll).

Two of two happened one weekend night towards the end of the semester. C and I stayed in for some reason, and we decided to smoke. The week had been tough and we both needed to relax. I don't love weed; I always feel stupid for days afterward so I rarely touch it. But if there's one thing I do love about it, it's how it makes sex 80 times better.

When I give massages when I'm high, I put on music with a strong, steady rhythm, and I end up almost hypnotizing myself with the task. I knead like some master baker, only more creative with the body parts I use. Did you know that elbows are particularly excellent for working the deep tissue of butt muscles? I can tell how the person under my me feels because my whole being has melted into his skin. People tell me it's the best massage they've ever gotten. I also often dance when I'm high, just moving and spinning by myself for hours.

Sex usually follows massages and dancing - which often becomes lap-dancing, and it's the same investment in physicality. I hear meditation is supposed to make you more aware of everything happening inside you and around you. Stoned sex is like meditating, like the nerves in my brain have migrated into more pleasurable places and all my little body parts are as obscenely sensitive as tentacles.

The sad thing is, my memory of that night in April (or was it May?) is really, really hazy due to the same culprit. Weed giveth and weed taketh away. It probably did start with a massage. My memory begins with C sliding down my body as I lay back, too lazy to dissuade him. As with Malcolm, I had held off on letting C put his face in the general vicinity. Guys usually don't put up much of a fight when you grab their cocks and tell them you'd rather fuck.

His mouth was tentative, but at least he knew where to put it. Together, we explored: "harder," "suck..." "yes, like THAT," Through the green veil, everything felt sharper, slicker, better, like I was seeing a porno reel of what we were doing in my head and the nerves were juicing from two different places. A small tingle appeared and disappeared in my abdomen and I realized that maybe, just maybe...

"If you're doing it right, she should be humping your face," the sex educator from Babeland had announced to over 100 students gathered in Walker Lounge earlier that year. "Your entire face should be wet and your eyelashes should be like, gumming together afterward." Her words were the ones I recalled as I realized I had laced my fingers around the back of C's neck and was smothering him in my cunt. I was amused by the memory, but also briefly distracted. I pushed it away and returned to the possibility at hand (or mouth).

With Malcolm I hadn't dared move or even touch him, to say nothing of gyrating with abandon. He had been sweeter and sexier for the restraint his presence induced from me. It was a first, and with him I'd felt like a virgin. But C was my steadfast consort. His role in my life was not intrigue and adrenaline but a vanilla sort of pleasure, regardless of how kinky the sex itself was. A very delicious, but very safe flavor.

So even though holding his head and grinding against his mouth was probably the girl-on-guy equivalent of blowjob handlebars, I didn't worry about it too much. He pulled back slightly every few seconds to catch a breath. Pressure, I wanted to tell him, I need pressure like the pressure of your pelvis against me when we're fucking. I'm pulling you in harder and deeper because your mouth isn't cruel enough. I'm shivering because I'm close, and I can no longer say this in words, but whatever you do, don't ease up on the pressure.

But maybe the antithesis of pressure works too. In the end, it was mostly the sucking that did it - his lips and teeth a tight seal around my clit and some sharp intakes of breath and I was gone, digging my toes into the mattress and pushing even harder up against him to wring out every last shudder. I was making up for last time. This time I could definitely say, yes, I came, I came so hard I truly could not stop myself from screaming even though I tried, for our neighbors' sakes.

"Damn." He sat up slowly and gingerly dabbed his nose and chin with tissues.

"Haha sorry, I guess I kind of smothered you."

"That's ok. Just...wow." His expression was dazed awe. I didn't have to reiterate that it was only the second time I'd come from oral for him to treat my orgasm like it was special. I liked that. I deserve that.

Zoe Yang blogged about her "daddy issues" (though, note, she WAS drunk at the time...)

Drunk blogging is 80 times worse than drunk-dialing or drunk-texting. How self-indulgent of me, to let my whiskey-unleashed id scamper across the keyboard like that. Last night's post was one I hadn't planned on sharing until we'd been acquainted a few moons longer/never, but since the sentiment is out, I might as well elaborate.

I have Daddy issues. He made me feel generally inadequate all my life. I've never gotten close to friends, but I spill my guts to the person I'm fucking. That person is usually emotionally unavailable, because that's the type I need to prove that I am adequate and worthy to. That person is invariably no more capable of understanding me than anyone else in my life, but at least he can make me feel better by putting a penis inside me. When we break up, I cut him out of my life completely because he knows too much, and I find myself another. Repeat. That, my friends, is how sexual dependency is born. Even though I talk like it, I am not the poster girl for healthy sexing. Moving on.

A recount of last night:

Lawry party with about 100 people too many: 1

Sober striptease that didn't end in sex: 1

Sloppy sex hours later that I was too drunk to clean up: 1

Zoe being at the right place at the right time: 0

Drunken coeds, oedipal issues, bad grammar, cum...it's all here, folks!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1512049&forum_id=2#16842845)



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Date: December 18th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,ho,.,:.,:,ho.,:::,.ho.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


jesus...and not in the xmas sense

Yeah, sometimes my boyfriend and I play-act like Iím a virgin, mostly means alternately squirming and

eye-batting and giggling and pouting, and I do feel a pang of wistfulness that Iím not a virgin for him,

because itíd be sorta sweet, but this pang is greatly greatly outweighed by gratitude that I know what

the fuck Iím doing in bed and can make us both cum.

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/549754449/yeah-sometimes-my-boyfriend-and-i-play-act-like

http://zoeyangskank.blogspot.com/2010/12/zoe-yijing-yang-still-whoring-it-up.html

gotta pity this guy...no WAY he knew the cunt was blogging personal shit like this...unless the fukcer is BEYOND BETA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1512049&forum_id=2#16842874)



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Date: December 18th, 2010 12:39 PM
Author: DeanRobbins1895

How bad do your past sexual experiences have to be for it to seem like an accomplishment that you can get the guy to cum?

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Date: December 29th, 2010 2:26 PM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,


oc, tcq

Zoe Yang (Columbia Business School '16)

ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu

Christopher Marquis

Harvard Business School

333 Morgan Hall

Boston, MA 02163 USA

Email: cmarquis@hbs.edu

Tel: 617-496-4614

Ned Monahan

Stephanie Pickman Monahan

Edward Monahan

Milton, Massachusetts

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077283&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2032214&mc=7&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2155932&mc=42&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1537319&mc=6&forum_id=2

Is that you Ned Monahan? u get it from Zoe Yang?

Stephanie Pickman Monahan

Edward Monahan

Milton, Massachusetts

https://www.facebook.com/imned/photos

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Office hours by appointment Michelle Chung

michelle_chung@mail.harvard.edu

Office hours by appointment

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lbe132@mail.harvard.edu

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Tuesdays 1-3pm at Gutman

Wednesdays, 12-2pm at MIT

Reserve time via email

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lhh710@mail.harvard.edu

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Office hours by appointment Wilhelmina Peragine

wip964@mail.harvard.edu

Mondays 12-1pm

Reserve time via email

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rng703@mail.harvard.edu

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deidre_witan@mail.harvard.edu

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1512049&forum_id=2#16923788)



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Date: December 18th, 2010 11:27 AM
Author: .....,.,.:.,.,.\".,.,.\"\"\"


there is a crisis going on in the asian american female community. I'm not sure what to call it. These ppl perplex me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1512049&forum_id=2#16842833)



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Date: December 18th, 2010 11:33 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,.;..,:,.,.:,.:.,:.::,


Credited.

Good news, though: she FINALLY realizes that her erstwhile "foodie" blogs were a moronic exercise:

http://herowndevising.tumblr.com/post/943947018/i-dont-think-im-a-foodie-anymore

"I donít think Iím a foodie anymore

"My gut reaction to this post was: UGH WHO EVEN CARES THIS IS SO DUMB WATERS IS DUMB CHANG IS DUMB SHUT UP ABOUT BURGERS AND PIZZA AND COFFEE ALREADY."

Only took the dumb bitch TWO YEARS, LOL!!11



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1512049&forum_id=2#16842864)



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Date: December 18th, 2010 12:36 PM
Author: President of the Howdy Doody Circus Army (Greetings)



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Date: December 18th, 2010 1:10 PM
Author: toxoplasmosis (aktp)

I'm all for slut-shaming, but who really gives a shit about this? Their boyfriends, if they had any, were negligent in not knowing this kind of shit about them, or otherwise they were participating and cool with it. It's good to know that these women will be P&D status forever, I guess, as they rightly should be. And so to the extent that this post helps that, great? But it seems like a lot of effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1512049&forum_id=2#16843411)