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Date: January 11th, 2011 8:58 PM Author: Jet Misanthropic Potus
an arrow pulled from my quiver & shot into h ryder is too much of a reduction to stand. it was an enveloping poon, a curious cock, a fireworks display over the bay, & a denny's grand slam, extra bacon, thank you maam kind of thing. we were young, we were dumb, & we were fiending to cum. but i stumble from my point. there are no vapour trails, there are no boner jams, just arrows, not even bows. i've always avoided knowing my place. i always thought such thinking was very, very huang.
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Date: January 11th, 2011 10:47 PM Author: Pearly temple voyeur
The square was teeming with a bustling throng of citizens, senators, and countrymen, all pressed towards the steps of the old court house, leaning ever-closer to hear the words of the great God-King Mogul VI. Word had spread quickly of the King's raid on the seaside Mod city, with wild rumors hastening through the city's lower district like flame through dry winter thatch that the great Modius Rowanus and her inner circle had at last been captured by the King's army. Despite the rumors, as the fiery-haired tyrant was marched through the square in chains the people gasped in disbelief at the sight; their disbelief was tempered with a dash of hope - hope that Modius Rowanus' unholy reign of terror over the citizens of Whokania would at last come to an end, should the Great God-King Mogul deem it so.
"Silence!" shouted the God King. The square immediately fell silent, the people fixated on the God-King's every word. "This woman is brought before the people of Whokania accused of waging war on the threads of my Kingdom. Many proud and brave Whokanian threads have fallen before this foul woman's cruel blade. The people of Whokania demand justice!"
The crowd erupted in a jubilant cry. For years, the threads of Whokania lived in fear of Rowanus and her Mod army, never knowing when or how they might become the victims of her heedless band of savage outlaws.
"My King! For her crimes against the hilarious threads of this Kingdom, the punishment under the laws of Whokania must be death!" shouted Gibreel Farishtus, the God-King's nephew and chancellor to the senate. An avalanche of applause and cheers rocked the marble square, the cries of the people sounding out the catharsis of thousands of oppressed and brutalized threads.
"What sayeth the courts?" inquired the God-King. The people's eyes all locked on Gatticus Finchus, high priest of the holy court, standing to Gibreel's left.
"My lord, the laws of Whokania are as he says. Should my lord find Modius Rowanus guilty of destroying innocent threads, her punishment shall be death." The crowd roared their support for the restless spirits that for years cried out from the netherboard for swift and cruel justice against their murderers.
"So be it." said the God-King. "But first, I shall not impose death without seeking the counsel of my cousin Tennis Doodius and his wise and aged father, the former Emperor Whokebius." Mogul turned and fixed his gaze upon former Emperor. The uprising of the Mogulians in late 2009 B.C. had seen Mogul dethrone the great Whokebius, uniting all of the Whokanian provinces into one Kingdom under his rule. Whokebius was a formidable adversary to Mogul's ascension, and thus Mogul saw fit to retain the former Emperor's counsel. It was this same calculated prudence and objectivity that allowed Mogul to rally the oft-warring country provinces against the capital city and secure the throne of Whokania, putting to death the entire legislature, who under the aging Whokebius had done nothing but r-thread for decades. The people of the city welcomed Mogul's invading armies, throwing roses on the streets as they entered this very square with the r-threading senators' heads on pikes.
Tennis Doodius leaned towards the ear of Whokebius and whispered the God-King's request. Whokebius, no longer able to speak, scrawled his response on a slip of paper and handed it to his son. Tennis Doodius glanced quickly at the paper and smirked. He walked over towards Mogul, knelt, and pressed the paper into his hand. "My lord, so sayeth my proud father, Emperor Whokebius."
Mogul glanced down into his fist and slowly unfolded the paper. The air was thick with tension, the crowd eagerly surveying the God-King's face, desperate for any sign of the verdict.
Mogul chuckled. The crowd let out an uncertain gasp. "So sayeth Whokebius," spake the God-King, reading the slip of paper, "'Whoomp, there it is.'"
The roar of the citizens of Whokania could be heard for miles in all directions.
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Date: January 12th, 2011 10:37 AM Author: Jet Misanthropic Potus
when i was younger father would take us out to the rolling field where the idea of earth began to make some sense to a little boy. one wondered what people had passed through the opening in the forest and what bones lay beneath the grass. it made me feel anxious and it still does, the first few reckonings with knowing one's mortality.
on one such jaunt, i asked father about the stars as night fell upon us. he traced the many constellations with his finger, of cancer and cassiopeia, of libra and leo. i remember thinking of the stars proximity to one another in those constellations, bound by some familial magnetism. i told father of these thoughts and he laughed.
'saul my boy, you see, though those stars may appear strung together by the outlines i traced for you and my father for me, they are far, far apart, and really, the stars of those constellations are closer to stars unrelated and unseen. look at those two, twinkling above the horizon,' he continued as he pointed toward a brilliant pair burning to the northwest, 'those two stars, fiercely alight and seemingly coupled are anonymous to one another, light years apart and galaxies removed. a boy just like you might stand upon the one and watch the twinkling of the other and gasp at the distance between, while you, here, imagine their tender proximity.'
it would years before i knew what the word proximity meant, or fully understood the vastness of a light year, the emptiness of our universe, and it would be years more before i scored acid as irie as that father and i dropped in the basement, being thrust into adventure in imagined openings, in imagined forests, to lay and imagine a whole series of stars in the sky.
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Date: January 12th, 2011 10:49 AM Author: Orchid ticket booth
i only listed alts once. that's why joyshtick, hwaiting!, twist, Johann Whokebe, juan haiti, canadiandood, Karl Baedeker, Chemistry Man, Physics Man, snooze, xboxdood, Giraffe, tails, Jae Bui Dae, Kim Jong 3L, radek, japanese business casual, and others aren't listed
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