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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:20 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Thread is over. I can't believe I spent 5 fucking hours here.
This board is filled with some whacky bastards, but certainly good for scintillating conversation and quite a few laughs. Thanks for playing. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:21 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Shoot.
edit- no softbatch zombies or plane crashes please |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:22 AM Author: French histrionic school karate I am a bit iffy about you, since you failed to answer the zombie question satisfactorily. So a softball first: what would be the ideal color composition of a bag of M+M's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2693882) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:23 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath LIGHT BROWN.
And regular brown. And green. And red. Equal parts.
Yum. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:25 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Why the hate on yellow?
Bonus points for not saying all green. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:27 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Oh, for some reason I forgot about yellow. Yellow's good too. Really, the composition was fine until they got rid of light brown. I hate blue though. Hate it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2693935) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:33 AM Author: French histrionic school karate -5 points for hating blue. What's wrong with blue? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2693983) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:35 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Replaced light brown. I will always, always miss light brown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2693997) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:41 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Why the obsession with light brown? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694070) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:46 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath I don't know. I think b/c, during my formative years, it suddenly disappeared. Just like a bastard child longs for an absentee father, I will always long for light brown M&Ms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694132) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:48 AM Author: French histrionic school karate "Just like a bastard child longs for an absentee father, I will always long for light brown M&Ms."
Excellent! Although it makes you sound a little Mexican, I hereby forgive you for your zombie/cannibal failures. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:56 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Aww, thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694237) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:36 AM Author: curious clown den Blue was added very recently and the decision was based on poll results. The other competitors were purple and pink. Very TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694013) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:37 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Yes, I remember being 12 years old and thinking, wtf? I have to choose between these three shitty colors? I want light brown back.
I think I voted for purple but I'm not sure. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:26 AM Author: curious clown den Sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2693921) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:29 AM Author: French histrionic school karate If Wile E. Coyote battled Tom from Tom and Jerry, who would win? Describe the battle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2693948) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:34 AM Author: curious clown den Two-round battle. First round outdoors, featuring elaborate booby traps of rolling rocks. Tom rolls the rock on himself, Wile puts too much stress on the cliff and goes tumbling down the mountain. Second round is a household battle with meat cleavers. After much slicing off of their own feet, Tom manages to put the final cleaver in Wile in a major upset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2693990) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:45 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Tom wins, didn't see that coming.
-3 points for not liking blue up above.
If you could only eat one specific dish for the rest of your life, which would it be? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:52 AM Author: curious clown den I'll go with some kind of pasta-veggie-cheese dish. It's not my favorite, but it's something I'm capable of preparing myself (I don't want to eat out for every meal) and wouldn't be too wretched in the morning (unlike, say, chicken tikka masala). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694189) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:00 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You wouldn't miss meat?
Edit: that's kind a copout, as pasta-veggie-cheese covers too many food types. More specification needed. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:02 AM Author: curious clown den I only eat it once every week or two as it is, so probably not that much. It's nice to have sometimes, but I think it would be terrible to have to have to eat (and pay for and prepare) steak or salmon when I'd just gotten up in the morning.
I'm thinking kind of a typical mixed together dish in some kind of a cream sauce. |
Date: May 4th, 2005 1:37 AM Author: galvanic rigpig Hook it up homeslice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694022) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:39 AM Author: French histrionic school karate If the real Madame Cunt showed up on your doorstep wearing nothing but a ribbon and an overcoat, would you invite her in or kick her off the porch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694047) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:56 AM Author: galvanic rigpig I would tie her to the bed with that ribbon and have my way with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694236) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:02 AM Author: French histrionic school karate What if she talked the whole time, a stream of consciousness thing similar to her posts on this board? You have to listen, you aren't allowed to plug your ears or gag her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694298) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:04 AM Author: galvanic rigpig I'd nut on her face, then get drunk/drugged up and pass out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694333) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:11 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Damn, didn't think of that. You get an A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694398) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:38 AM Author: vibrant principal's office go for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694026) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:41 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Why exactly is the Joker such a fearsome opponent? He has no special powers besides TEH CRAZY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694064) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:50 AM Author: vibrant principal's office sociopaths with money are scary.
also he has a strong personality and surrounds himself with minions whose will he can bend. that gives him a lot of power. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:03 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Ehhh. Your comic kung-fu is mediocre.
Chance to redeem yourself: what is your preferred method of removing ear wax? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 AM Author: vibrant principal's office sigh...
Q-tip after a shower, maybe a pydrogen peroxide rinse once a month.
EDIT:
I mean I use a pen knife to clean it out after a carve my name into my girlfriend's tits. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:30 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Haha, excellent.
Here's the tiebreaker: What would you do if your girlfriend sat you down one day and said "Earl, we need to talk," then proceeded to tell you that she used to be a a young boy from Thailand named Philippe? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:47 AM Author: Gaped bespoke hall liquid oxygen what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694146) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:50 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You are a geneticist tasked with crossbreeding two animal species to create the ultimate fighting creature for the US Army. What two animals do you choose and why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694171) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:52 AM Author: Gaped bespoke hall liquid oxygen a horse and a rooster.
The horse because it is strong and fast.
The rooster because it is fiesty and loud.
and we will call it 'horsecock' |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:55 AM Author: French histrionic school karate hahaha, excellent. much praise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694227) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:57 AM Author: Gaped bespoke hall liquid oxygen ttthanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694252) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:56 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Hit me with your best shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694240) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:05 AM Author: French histrionic school karate I don't think you're quite ready for it yet. Here's a changeup:
You have 5 doses of a potion which allows you to turn invisible for several hours. What would you do after taking each dose? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:12 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Ooooh. Good question. Can I travel anywhere?
First dose: I sneak into my professor's office and steal the exam so I know what's on it (I know, it's TTT, but whatever).
Second dose: I sneak into my ex from college's place and steal back my shit, damn it (also TTT, I know).
Third dose: That hot Croatian doctor on ER? I'm going to stalk him and watch him naked. Hawt.
Fourth dose: I go to Washington, D.C., sneak into the White House or Capitol or whatever and just shadow Condoleeza Rice for awhile. She has my dream job and sadly, this is the closest I'll ever come to getting it.
Fifth dose: I'm going to sneak into some celebrities' house, take hot naked pictures and sell them to Hustler/a gossip rag/ the highest bidder for mad cash.
edit- When will I be ready for your best shot? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:21 AM Author: French histrionic school karate 1st dose: A 2nd: A+ 3rd: B+ (because it's not a woman) 4th: F (not b/c I don't like Rice, but seriously? shadow her for a day? this is what you do with real power?) 5th: A-
In time, young grasshopper. I've forgiven you for the zombie thing but it doesn't mean you're ready. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:22 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath You don't understand. I really really want to be national security advisor. I guess I could kill her while invisible and try to replace her with myself, but I don't see that working out.
Got another question for me, anyway? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:33 AM Author: French histrionic school karate (she's not NSA anymore, fyi)
All right then, since you want to do national security. In 2012 the Chinese get pissed off at Taiwan's latest rumblings for independence and begin ferrying troops across the strait. N. Korea joins in and declares that they will fire nukes at Japan if the US interferes. Europe is waiting on the US response before acting (the French have preemptively surrendered). President Arnold Schwarzenegger turns to you and asks for your advice. Go. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:48 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Jesus, you're right. I would have to go back in time then too. I'm retarded. Who is NSA now anyway?
I would turn North Korea into a crater and then aim nuclear missiles at every major city in China. We've already established our credibility and China won't have a second strike capability, if the even have the capability to hit us at all . None of this pussy Churchillian appeasement. China will blink.
(sorry this took so long, my fucking modem went out) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:59 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Whoa. I like the resolve, but not a big fan of diplomacy are we? People would be absolutely rioting on the streets.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:02 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Nuke them too. Damn un-American hippies.
;)
(And 'diplomacy' is what gave Hitler Poland and Czechoslovakia.) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:09 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Excellent. My opinion of you has risen tremendously tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694964) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:10 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Sweet.
What's scary is that I TA an IR class and I teach my undergrads to think like this too. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Good, keep it up. I should have gone to ND, my UG was filled with TTT radical liberals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695014) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:19 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Mine too, even teaching in the security concentration. I make up for it. I think my professor and co-TAs are half scared, half in awe of me.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:03 AM Author: Gaped bespoke hall liquid oxygen anything else? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694318) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:10 AM Author: French histrionic school karate The Gummy Bears piss off the Smurfs and it's all out warfare between the two species. The Smurfs are allied with Chip + Dale, Rescue Rangers, while the Gummy Bears are aided by Snarf from the Thundercats (no actual Thundercats). Who would win? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694385) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:27 AM Author: Gaped bespoke hall liquid oxygen The smurfs would whoop some ass. Chip and Dale would fuck up the gummy bears and eat away at them with their beaver like teeth.
The smurfs would climb up Snarf's ass and scare the fuck out of him......Snarf may be smart, but he is a coward and would run off as the bears were being eaten alive.
[Edit: I know this sucks, but thats all i had at this hour...] |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:39 AM Author: French histrionic school karate B+ (was a B but the Horsecock lingers)
You have a choice between having fleas for the rest of your life or smelling strongly of bologna. Make the call. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:53 AM Author: Gaped bespoke hall liquid oxygen i'll go with the bologna...i don't like to itch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694825) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:13 AM Author: mahogany irradiated property dingle berry sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694415) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:22 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Come up with a new month for the year. What would be the major holiday(s) in the month? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694500) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:23 AM Author: mahogany irradiated property dingle berry The hoilday would be no sales tax day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694510) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:24 AM Author: frozen frum hominid public bath Good idea. In Montana there's no sales tax, and there are actually some really sweet stores. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694523) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:31 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Not bad, but 50% for not answering half the question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694587) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:31 AM Author: marvelous people who are hurt party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694586) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:36 AM Author: French histrionic school karate :D my man I welcome you back.
Pedro Martinez throws at Milton Bradley and he charges the mound. A swarm of bees descend on both of the scuffling figures. Who comes out standing in the end, Pedro, Milton, or the bees? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:41 AM Author: marvelous people who are hurt party of the first part Depends, Pedro's arm falls off after the 6th. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694702) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:47 AM Author: French histrionic school karate The correct answer was bees.
If a semi-attractive hooker (6-7) showed up on your doorstep and offered to have sex with you for $20, would you do it? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:33 AM Author: marvelous people who are hurt party of the first part of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695096) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:39 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Wtf, then why don't you get one? I thought you had some sort of moral objection to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695124) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:49 AM Author: marvelous people who are hurt party of the first part You usually have to pay hookers, not get paid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695171) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:05 AM Author: honey-headed exciting kitty cat shoot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694933) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:11 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Wtf? I thought you were a Madame Cunt moniker.
What would be the absolutely most satisfying method of getting rid of Paris Hilton? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: honey-headed exciting kitty cat I am still thinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695108) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:10 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut I'll switch roles... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2694980) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:13 AM Author: French histrionic school karate MC, I have a lot of respect for you. Thinking shit up for this thread was tough as hell, and you had about 4 times the posts in yours. Do you want a serious question or a hypothetical~
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut whatever you wanna give me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695010) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:20 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Allright, I'll start with a lob.
If you could write a book on any topic (fiction or nonfiction), what would it be? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:28 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut Things that suck about life and ways to fix them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695062) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:29 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Self help? I would never have guessed, I would have have said relationship help or a bodice ripper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695072) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:34 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut bodice ripper.
not self-help, but more societal/govt./humanity/world help. bigger picture.
i thought about a counter feminism book, a dating advice book, but discounted that b/c i am curious as anyone about men. I guess one FOR men I'd probably most want to do, but it'd have to be intereaCTIVE SO IT ISN'T GOOD FOR A BOOK. oops on caps.
what is a bodice ripper? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:38 AM Author: French histrionic school karate bodice ripper = romance novel. or am i getting my terms mixed up?
a book written by women for men might actually be pretty popular. but iirc you have only been in a few serious relationships, do you really feel you have them figured out enough to dispense solid advice? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:02 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut I know how women think, and am honest about it and recognize what we really want and what would work and the underlying issues present. Also, my relationships have been at the appropriate life turning points and encompassed a lot of common themes and dealt with every issue from being taken for granted, to ex involvement, to long distance, to on and off situations, to rebound situations, to friends to lovers situations, etcetc, and I know a lot of the intimate details about my friends relationships.
My friends always come to me for relationship advice and say i am the best and my self-deprecating joke is "uh, why are you taking advice from me, considering how well my relationships have gone, haha"? But they insist.... |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:06 AM Author: vivacious hyperactive depressive prole You don't speak for me, cunt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695274) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:13 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Play nice, there are plenty of other threads for you guys to argue in~ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695299) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:28 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut more ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695064) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:32 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You are by far the most controversial figure on this board. How did this come about? Do you enjoy the attention or feel it's undeserved? And most importantly, would you change anything about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695092) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:54 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut I think it came about b/c my name was so in your face and atypical, esp. for a girl.
I come here for interaction with people, not attention per se, but you have to have attn. to have interaction so whatever. i enjoy interacting with people here, but i feel a lot of the obsessive negative attn. is undeserved.
I like people being honest and open so i wouldn't want people to be nice if it was fake, but i would change the people who obsess and have to respond negatively to me about everything. If you want to be rude or whatever make it relevant and don't be a parrot about it.
Changes:
#1 Basically, the people who mainly lurk and only post to insult me, or the people who the majority of their posts are insults to me I'd like to be rid of. #2 The people who no matter what i say, they have decided I suck already and view everything in the most negative light or twist it to sound as bad as possible, I'd rather not deal with. #3 People who cannot chill the fuck out and have to remind me every five seconds I am stupid or a dumb whore #4 People who can't GOI, or take things too seriously #5 It would be nice if the grammar trolls would lay off b/c i don't take time to write my posts at all and i have made this obvious #6 people who fabricate stories about me to make me look bad and the people that *still* think they could be true. #7 people who judge me and try and convince me i am a bad or classless or pathetic #8 people who jump to conclusions and assume i am a certain way
edit: and i don't see how I am "controversial". i think i am just largely a punching pag mob mentality explosion ala lord of the flies. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:08 AM Author: French histrionic school karate This post leaves me speechless, you actually made a list. lol
Don't let them get you down, I find most your posts hilarious. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:35 AM Author: vivacious hyperactive depressive prole Go ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695103) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:41 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Miyamoto hires you to design an entirely new game concept (think Tetris, DDR, the first RPG, the first mario, etc.) What would yours be? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695128) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:45 AM Author: vivacious hyperactive depressive prole Martial arts mixed with DDR...hit the right spots on some sort of punching bag/mannequin and beat your opponent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695152) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:49 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Interesting, I'd probably play that. I've seen a boxing game that's similar, you stand on a certain area and physically bob/weave/punch to beat your opponent.
Next question: if you actually found a ghost on one of your trips, what would you do? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:52 AM Author: vivacious hyperactive depressive prole Yeah, I've played the boxing game too, but I'd like something physical to hit. I was thinking along the lines of the dummy they have in 3 Ninjas where the eyes light up when you hit a vital point. Only instead having a specific part of the body light up that you either kick or punch. I haven't worked out the details.
As for the ghost, I would probably piss myself. I nearly had a heart attack going into a black section (it was a segregated cemetary) of a graveyard near my house because it was too fucking dark and creepy.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:01 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Ouch, you really picked the wrong hobby then. It would be fucked up to go on one of those trips and end up Blair Witch style. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695238) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:05 AM Author: vivacious hyperactive depressive prole Not really, I enjoy being scared so long as it's in a "nothing's really going to happen to me" sort of way.
We did go to a cemetary in a fairly dangerous black neighborhood and people kept looking at us through their windows. Ironically, in the one potentially dangerous situation we were in (the entrance was such that our cars could easily have been blocked in had anyone chosen to drive up and jump us), I was the only one not scared and was all "Why the fuck are we leaving so soon?". |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:14 AM Author: French histrionic school karate So kind of like a roller coaster ride.
More scary: the idea of meeting a real ghost or public speaking? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:41 AM Author: kink-friendly address boltzmann fire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695129) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:45 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You have 2 hours to live. Who do you call and what do you talk about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695150) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:54 AM Author: kink-friendly address boltzmann Why waste time listening to other people prattle on? Im cracking a 6 pack, firing up a stogey, perhaps a few shots of tequilla, and busting out a final will and testament of epic proportions.
right after I get laid. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:00 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Excellent. Your answer was good enough to unlock the bonus ninja question.
You are a public figure who discovers that a ninja has been hired to assassinate you. Describe your preventive measures. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:14 AM Author: kink-friendly address boltzmann Excellent. First, I surround myself with highly trained naked assasin playboy bunnies.
Second, I move to a deserted island, police will be of no help.
Third, I surround the island with mines.
Four, live it up, for tomorrow I may die. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:31 AM Author: French histrionic school karate "Four, live it up, for tomorrow I may die. "
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Date: May 4th, 2005 3:57 AM Author: sinister ceo step-uncle's house Q (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695218) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:03 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You've founded a religious cult of approximately 500 members. Describe your god figure, what the rules of the cult would be, and what method you would choose to go out in a blaze of glory to meet the mothership. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695252) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:09 AM Author: sinister ceo step-uncle's house That's tough, my answer will be total fucking bullshit.
God figure = immense shit field in which members copulate. This would not be some Animistic cult or something all nature-related. We would just worship the fecal matter as an antinymical trope for the clean and pure god in which we all believe. To kill ourselves we would all just OD on heroin. This method would not be religion related, I always just thought it would be the best way to go out (think sinking into the floor in Trainspotting). |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:24 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Describe your past drug use and why you like heroid as the drug of choice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695337) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:31 AM Author: sinister ceo step-uncle's house Hmm. Drink 3-4 times/wk and usually do some uppers w/ that. Tripped on different things. Obviously smoked. Never done heroin and probably won't. Just seems like if you're going to off yourself, why not ride the horse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695361) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:03 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut now i see why tis is so popular, it is fun! more more! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695248) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:11 AM Author: French histrionic school karate It is, but damn it's tough on the questioner.
What person are you closest to right now, who would you like to be closer to, and who do you wish would get out of your life? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:23 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut closest about equally to 3 diff. friends i have had since childhood, I'd like to be closer to my exbf, and brother but distance makes both of those hard. I can't think of anyone i wish to be out of my life......i don't let people i dislike or who bring me down affect my life enough to where i care if they are around or not. Oh, ok, my uncle could be more out of my life. He is pushy and just has no idea, no authority, no understanding of my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695335) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:11 AM Author: vivacious hyperactive depressive prole He does a way better job of asking questions than you do, that's for fucking sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695289) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:09 AM Author: Bronze theatre gunner Ask me something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695282) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:12 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Am I prestigious enough to do so? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695293) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:12 AM Author: Bronze theatre gunner Yeah you made t-14 in the 174 rankings, remember? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695297) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:17 AM Author: French histrionic school karate True. So answer the question everyone wants to know: are you real or are you an insanely complicated schtick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695314) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:19 AM Author: Bronze theatre gunner Define "insanely complicated." Of course I'm real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695324) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:27 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Well, I'm some part of your demeanor is exaggerated. Ok real question:
You've graduated HLS and are about to finish HMS. One day a man dressed in black stops you and offers to teach you the ways of the ninja. This would require you to leave the US and travel to Tibet to train for at least 8 years. Would you go? Are ninjas more prestigious than HLS/HMS? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:28 AM Author: Bronze theatre gunner I wouldn't go. I'm too risk adverse because I didn't get an MBA in Decision Science. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695349) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:32 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Haha
Would you go to Yale business school after HMS just for the HYP trinity on your resume? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:36 AM Author: Bronze theatre gunner Hahaha, never thought about that. Yeah, I would totally do that.
At interviews some TTT would ask where I went to school and I could just say "trinity, bitch." |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:41 AM Author: French histrionic school karate If you did that, you'd probably start radiating prestige and lose some daily. Would your body re-produce enough prestige to compensate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695393) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:13 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695301) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:19 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You wake up one day and find the entire country has been turned into zombies (a la 28 days later). You have to stay alive for 2 weeks before help will arrive. Describe your course of action. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695323) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:31 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Well, Day 1, I'd wake up late, probably around 11am. That's because I wake up at 11am a lot. Not today, but that's because I have a meeting at 11. I don't think that zombies are around today because I heard the cleaners use the vacuum. And, if I know one thing, it's that the undead abhor a vacuum, hence, no zombies today. So, the 11am wakeup is still a go.
Anyhow, I'll wake up, and have some tuna (canned tuna) for breakfast. Probably something sweet to go with it. I'm not sure what it would be. Then, I'd probably sit in my room and browse the internet for a while, maybe play some old sega cd games on my laptop. It depends. This is still looking like the average day. I begin to masturbate a lot, but that's also what I do every day. When I go onto aim, I notice that lots of people have things like "arrghh... me eat your brean...". Remember, zombies aren't smart; they can't spell brian.
After eating lunch at about 1 or 2, I'll go back to my room and have at it. White gold that is. So, just before dinner at about 5.5, I'll take a shit. Depending on the previous food ated during the day, it may be some horrific abomination that renders me giddy, or it could wage biological war on the zombies and create some new hybrid zombie. Zombies also hate nasty, rancid turds because it reminds them of what they are supposed to be - decaying dumps of ex-flesh. It may create a new hybrid zombie, or some may develop some medicinal resistance to the turds, but many would die. I wouldn't care either way. I have to drop the deuce.
So, from 6-8, I go up stairs to watch tv because the simpsons and married with children are on. There's a vacuum sitting up there - it doesn't work, but zombies don't know that. they're like dogs, except that they won't lick your ass gently if you put peanut butter in your cornpipe. After watching tv, I go back to my room and masturbate for a while, thinking things over. I go back to the kitchen briefly, past the stinky turd that wouldn't flush (yeah, most of them don't flush the first few times and I'm not breaking it with a finger). Around 1 or 2 am, I go to sleep, dreaming of hot babes, swords, guitars, and pirate boners.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:36 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 2 would be a lot like day 1 because I have half a tube of Nivea hand lotion and about 20 cans of tuna (4 of salmon - not yet deskinned or deboned and a lot of green tea). So, I'd do pretty much the same things, but I'd be forced to take a shit in a different bathroom, and use the one upstairs closest to the windows because the old bathroom and hallway would still be so foul that approaching it would be impossible. With a little work, I beat the first sega cd game. I celebrate by masturbating three more times.
During the day, I wander into the kitchen and find a zombie. He's british, so he collapses on his face from the weight of his excessive, poorly formed teeth. I step on him while making dinner. I go back to my room, wank a bit, and then head to sleep.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:38 AM Author: French histrionic school karate I'm beginning to sense that you aren't taking the ZOMBIE threat seriously. They can eat your brains, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695386) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:39 AM Author: kink-friendly address boltzmann however, they are slow and not very perceptive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695387) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:40 AM Author: French histrionic school karate These are the fast kind with cat-like reflexes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695391) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:42 AM Author: kink-friendly address boltzmann ahh, then perhaps poster cares more about quality of life than quantity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695395) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:42 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 3: I notice a horrific smell. I look down and notice that I am absolutely disgusting. I consider taking a shower, but I realize that I'm still not out of the running from nailing the hot zasian (zombie asian) girl in the house. Go me. It's Desperate Housewives night, so I do the usual during the day - and play a new sega cd game. Maybe Lunar or something. Probably not Dark Wizard because I could never beat it and it makes me angry. I like being the vampire because I can kill lots of people. I use a cross to milk my prostate once.
When I go up to the tv room, there are 4 zombies who brave the vacuum lying dormant in the corner. They die. I forgot to wipe my ass cleanly from day 1, and my underwear are playing landlord to my leasy, streaky Mr Brown Chip. I sit down on the sofa and watch the show.
During the show, I try to play with the dead chinese zombies's boobs. She offers no resistance. A cockroach in her poon bites me. I give up for the night. I go back to my room, wank, and go to sleep.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:47 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 4
All the usual stuff happens, but I don't have a dump. I feel that one is brewing, a special one. So I decide to let it stew and develop. It's going to PWN the middle toilet up stairs. The other hallway is off limits because of the odor from Day 1 dumpage. There are 10 ex-zombies in the hallway because they tried to eat the turd to destroy it - taking it for the team like a good Japper going kamikaze or jumping on a grenade.
This is no grenade, though, so it continues to PWN them. I go back to the tv room, and I notice that the ex-zasian girl's arm is now on the backside of the indian-american. I punch her in the face for cheating on me. I run to my room in tears. An hour later, I come back and apologize to her and promise to never hit her again. She stays silent, so she must have forgiven me. I slip on the condom and proceed to tear her labia a bit. I come in her nostril because we're not quite at the level of relationship that I can finish in her. It's good.
I go back to my room, finish Lunar, have a wank, feel angry that I took so long to beat the game, and then beat the meat again before going to sleep.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:48 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Damn. I have to go get ready for my meeting. I'll let you know what I do for the rest of the days when I return. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695414) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:52 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You, sir, are a fucking nutjob, but damn I'm impressed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695421) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:00 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate on Day 5, I begin playing Lunar, the first one, early to get a head start. I take the usual food breaks and handfuck breaks, and I beat the game quickly. To celebrate, I beat the meat 7 times because 7 is the second most prestigious prime number - just after 13. I like the number 13 a lot, a little bit more than 7.
At about 8pm, I go to the upstairs middle bathroom. After a 12 minute battle, I devastate the toilet. As a result of the PWNage Tony Blair calls the house and says, "arr... you kil south korea... no more axis of evil... breain..." Zombies have a terrible sense of direction. He meant NORTH Korea. All the same to me. I do worry that they are closer to spelling 'brain' correctly, but I attribute it to british spelling flavour rather than the ability to learn.
I return to the tv room and see that the ex-zasian's leg is off and giving me a better angle to get to her poopani. When she's not paying attention, I slip it into her ass. Something tickles my wang in there. I finish in her belly button because I wanted to poke her small intestine. I think that a smile flashes on her face. I punch her.
I go back to my room and contemplate. I decide that I'll play Lunar 2 the next day. I wank and go to sleep.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:37 AM Author: French histrionic school karate I was expecting shotguns and barricades, but this is excellent. I would also like a little of whatever you are smoking.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:04 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Subject: Day 6: PANIC! I woke up and had to take a shit early. After a bit of pain, I wig out - there's blood in the stool. There's only one more bathroom in the house after this. Do I have cancer of the ass? Did I tear something? More importantly, is that red thing on my nuts balcne? I hope not. I hate balcne so bad. I go back to my room to begin playing the sega cd emulator, but I vomit.
I run upstairs to tell the ex-zasian, but she's not interested. I fuck her spinal column because the punch from the previous night managed to put a lot of strain on her esophagus, which broke sometime in the night. It's great. I finish by fucking her eyehole. Some smegma like stuff is on my wang, but I stick my willy back in my pants and figure that I got a free gift of lube to use.
I begin playing the sega cd game and get about half-way in it. I'm pleased, so I wank with the brainlube, put the rest on my desk, and go to sleep. My room fucking stinks.
Day 6.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:11 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 7 is back to normal, but I decide that it may be time to change my underwear; there are some dried broken turdlings on my sheets. I think that it's time to do my laundry, too. I open a friend's door and steal his laundry money and detergent. I want to save my own stuff.
I do the laundry, but wonder whether I can find some dryer sheets soon. I do. So I use them when drying the clothes. It's nice to walk around the house naken while doing my laundry. I get a rush that some zombie might see me. They don't. I head back to my room and play some sega cd. I remember some tricks, so I decide to replay the game starting on Day 8. I notice that my food supply is running low, so I investigage who has what because I've got to prioritize if I'm to survive.
Naturally, the French girl has the best cabinet of food.
I decide to eat her first.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:13 AM Author: French histrionic school karate "I get a rush that some zombie might see me. They don't. "
I hate you for keeping me up, but I can't stop laughing. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:30 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 8:
The French girl was really rancid. There were these little wormy things in her. I nuked her, and then sauteed with her some garlic, olive oil, and lemon. I thought about having yogurt, but I couldn't decide whether it constituted a meat or a pareve. In the end, I concluded that I shouldn't have the "yogurt" that actually had no yogurt in it because I didn't want to mix meat and dairy, which would be unkosher.
There were still some worms in her, but I recognized that it's just more protein. She went down smooth, but I was very angry at her for not giving me wine. Today I put off playing the sega cd emulator and instead decided to go into town. Before doing this, I go to the tv room to tell the ex-zasian that I'm going out for the day. She looks pregnant. I tell her to have an abortion, but she refuses to listen to me and reason. I punch her in the ovary that is still in her body and storm out.
Along the way into town, I realized that I'm vulnerable.
Then it hits me.
The worms gave me the green apple splatters, so I walk about 50 yards and then drop trow and drop load. This happens about every 75 meters. I get into town and see that all the zombies are keeping away. I accidentally soiled myself. How embarassing. Not even the zombies will play.
So, I walk into the college and decide to walk on the lawn when the porters aren't looking. Yeah! I don't even have to pay the 20 pound fine per step! It's a great day. I walk around and then decide to go back because I forgot to bring my lube with me.
On the way back, I slip. My nose falls into the brownish river. It's like the guy from book 23 or something of the Iliad who falls into a pile of manure and gets it in his mouth and nose and laughs. It didn't go in my nose. I didn't laugh, but I did wonder what the french girl had eaten because I saw that I had puked out a bit of a cat leg. I didn't recall eating cat leg. It must have been a bonus that I didn't even notice.
I get home, wank, and determine to play the sega cd the next day.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 7:35 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 9:
The mystery is solved. I know whence the cat leg comes. Apparently, the ex-zasian had been particularly hungry and, completely beholden to her instincts, she ate a local street cat. I wonder whether it was Toby. I haven't seen him for a while. I don't really care because Toby was a bastard who was going to hell anyway. Apparently, hell is the stomach of a zasian.
I went back to the tv room to try to reconcile myself with the ex-zasian. I wanted her to have the abortion.
I was too late.
On the other hand, I am now the proud father of a batch of worms. And cockroaches. She must have been happy because they were all taking little love bites at her nipples, which were attached by the little fuzzy black hairs like the ones that grow on moles of british women who are then called "distinguished".
Tomorrow, maybe, I'll walk into town again. Today, I need to sit down and have a serious talk with the ex-zasian. She seems to want to raise the kids, but I want no part of it. I tell her emphatically that it's them or me. She should let another house mate adopt them. She gives me the silent treatment. I tell her that we're through. She must have been crying on the inside because there was a popping noise and this green slimy liquid trickled out.
I let her be, raising our children.
I went back to my room and ate a few of my kids as a snack to help me cope with my feelings. I wanked and went to sleep dreaming what life would be like if I had a huge guitar.
Day 9
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Date: May 4th, 2005 7:45 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 10:
I woke up feeling refreshed. Something good was coming my way. Apparently, that was the empty shell of a head of the ex-zasian that my babies brought to my door. I thanked them from the bottom of my stomach, and then took the lube from my desk, a gift from the ex-zasian, and fucked the bone area where her nose had been. Her eye sockets were taken. By maggots who hated to see her go.
I ate some tuna for lunch, and decided to head back to town. I didn't want to keep my dirty pants around anymore, so I tore them, and wrapped it around my head like Rambo. I didn't have any eye-black, so I used my own presence to do it. As I walked into town, I noticed that the pungence of my brown river was not as strong as it had been. It was important that I keep near the stream because there were all these lousy dancers who were coming close to me.
I waved my privates in their direction and they seemed to like it. I went to shake their hands, but they seemed to want to pat my head. As they got close, their hands shrivelled up and they pointed at my bandana. They probably wanted it, so I was going to let them try it on.
They were very rude dancers because they proceeded to fake their own death rather than try it on. I went home and cried myself to masturbation. Then I slept and hoped for a better end to my day.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 8:49 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 11:
Well, things are more comfortable around the house. I found a lot of food on the chair in front of my friend's desk. I wonder why he saved his food in his clothes. It's strange. I miss him, but he'll always be with me in spirit.
I decide to try to go to town again. On the way, I am pulled into a flat. There are two pasty, pale, and sickly looking feminine type creatures. What difference is a zombified cum box and a non-zombified one? With the former I don't have to listen to it bitch and moan about feelings or anything. I fuck the two. Unsure whether they are zombies, I casually lean forward and deposit my friend's food onto them. Brownified food. They must have been zombies because they tried to eat each other's brains.
After they stopped moving, I tossed their salads. It was spicy. Like a raspberry vinegarette with too much vinegar - and crunchy capers. I'll make a mental note to return in another day or two.
I return to the house for dinner and a clean colon. I was happy because I didn't bleed too much when I pooped on the recepticles. For dinner I enjoy a lovely frozen indian meal: chicken tikka masala. I'm out of the spicy food, but this ought to be fun. As a snack, I have some more matza with cream cheese.
At about 9 o'clock, I am bored so I turn on my laptop to play more video games. I am pwn3d by a boss. I restart the game. I beat the boss. I save, wank, and head into dreamville, population me and memories of my dear ex-zasian.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 8:59 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 12:
I remember that I forgot to watch desperate housewives the other day. I am so angry that I take out my frustration on my children. I beat them very thoroughly. Some of them are very flat, but I still love them. I hope that my ex-zasian will not fight for custody. That would be very difficult for the children and I do not want her to fall apart over such an ordeal.
I go back to her and explain that the sex from yesterday was a mistake - they might not have even been zombies, they could have just been two brits, so it didn't mean anything. she appeared to by it because her leg was no longer crossed and prevented me from putting my lifegiver into her furby. We didn't talk after sex this time. We ended things nicely. I did treat her to a movie and popcorn. She is such a messy eater!
Later, I make dinner and go back to my laptop to play more games. Life sure is great without having to worry about locking doors before masturbating. While masturbating, I walk around the house and see one ex-zombie on the floor. She was still moving a bit. I shat on her while I was about to finish. It was great. She doesn't speak because her voice is muffled. She seemed to say "...bran.... must eat... more bran..."
I take this as a compliment. I have been adding more fiber to my diet. She stopped moving before tossing my salad. I wept and fell asleep in a pool of my own tears. After all that, she wouldn't even return the favor. How cruel was that bitch!
I dream of vikings and jelly beans that night.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 9:09 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 13:
I am dressing myself after breakfast to go visit the flat of the two past and present whorificles. My parents call. Uh oh. They want to know what I've been doing, how I am, and whether I've been able to eat healthy. They are very good with words because they said all that with, "keep... goood... have healthy... brine...brain..." That's my mom. She wants me to be smart with a big, lubricated brain. She wants only the best of me.
Having been complimented by my mom, I know that I am ready to face the day and that the two cumdepositoriwhores can't refuse a confident guy. My mom told me that.
I ring on the doorbell, but nobody answers. The door is open a little, so I go in. There are two ex-frat guys on top of the girls. I am sad. They cheated on me. The boys had even gotten a home-run; they were enjoying a nice rubbery helping of brain. I become happy realizing that this is a golden opportunity. I remove my pants and put one in the ass of the ex-frat guys. He must have liked it because he started to moan like, "braine ... ass...braiss.." They went for the shit from the earlier, like the zombies in my house who tried to kill the turd that wouldn't flush in the toilet. The two failed because they stopped moving.
I laughed at them and told the two feminine ones that I was the only one capable of understanding them. They must have met my ex-zasian because they remained quiet - knowing that I like that before doing the sex. I shagged them so rotten that all the hair around their sheaths fell out - as did the little lice on the hair, too.
See, my mom was right.
i went home and ate some more salmon, but i didn't bother removing the bones. i had some tea, too. i shagged the hand and went to sleep.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 9:14 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 14:
Today is absolutely chaotic. I need to be very quiet. There are many pale white british men in army uniforms running around. I must not be seen. There are two things that I know. First, zombies can do love with me and like doing the love with me. Second, british men like manhole. A subset of this is that army men like manhole. british army men must really like manhole. I am not about to give it to them.
I remain quiet and let them pass. they keep calling my name, but i know that they are trying to trick me. i stay low with my zombie friend fred. i call her fred because it looks like 'friend' but i don't have to waste two more letters. she doesn't like to talk much anyway. she has a lovely moist ear canal. she must clean out the wax in her spare time.
the army men pass and it is dark, so i go to sleep. fred didn't like my bandana because she let her head fall off when i tried to put it on her. i need new pants.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 9:21 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Day 15:
I am out of food, so I leave the house. The british army men didn't leave, they discovered that they can do the sex and the buggery with themselves. I take fred with me. We had to leave her head in the house, but we were fine with that. she doesn't like to talk anyway. it's always the same with her "brock..."
To be safe, I took some lube from her head.
Just before passing the bridge, US Navy Seal team Ninja members land after flying in the sky. they might have been jumping, but they can jump so high and stay in the air so long that they are really flying short distances. they pick me up and play a cool song on their machine guitars.
we go back to the us by air ninja, and they tell me that england needs to be cleaned up. they need someone to set them up the bomb. for the next 12 days they feed me nothing but cream cheese, cottage cheese, matza, jam, lamb rogan josh, and marshmallows. they don't let me unjam my black star. they fly me over to england and force me to bomb the countryside. i struggled for so many days because of the lack of bran and fiber. those two were right. "more... bran..." It was terrible and the stench made me remember my sweet love with ex-zasian. it fell out and the island sank.
president bush gave me the key to japan and a guitar.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 11:19 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate Done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2696095) |
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Date: July 7th, 2007 2:52 PM Author: Motley vermilion french chef keepsake machete bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#8348725) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:24 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut another? or you can call uncle if you want...haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695338) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:30 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Would you marry a man for his money, knowing he'd dump you a a few years down the road but that you would get a good chunk of alimony? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695356) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:30 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut fuck no, never. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695360) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:31 AM Author: French histrionic school karate What if we're talking millions? And only something like 5 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695369) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:34 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut fuck no, never.
1st- i couldn't be with someone/fuck someone i wasn't truly into 2nd- i wouldn't want to waste my time which is more valuable to me than money 3rd- opportunity costs too high 4th-i don't want to divorce ever 5th- if i would do that why would i/did i bother with LS? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:40 AM Author: French histrionic school karate So you're saying you have no price? Everyone has a price. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695389) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:46 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut No price. It would disrupt or prevent so many other things i want more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695404) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:52 AM Author: French histrionic school karate $1 million for 1 year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695423) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:00 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut doubt it. i just feel really wrong about that morally also. To him if he thinks i like him, for faking to myself and whoring essentially. And I wouldn't be able to take it if i didn't like him. living with him would be hell and wretched. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695443) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:03 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You are wavering. 1 million for 1 month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695453) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:05 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut haha. the less time the more it is just dating. what would be required? would i have to do him? i could be a shitty wife for a month, but even then, having to explain it to someone after if i do get married would be sketch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695462) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:08 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Ding ding ding! I believe your price has just been established at $1 mill/1 month~
All wifely duties. Basically be a trophy wife, he parades you around at functions where you smile and nod, meet the in-laws, you give it up in bed, etc. 2
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:13 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut naw, not if doing him regularly and dealing with family shit was involved unless I'd date him anyway, but even then.........not so sure I'd do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695480) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:36 AM Author: kink-friendly address boltzmann even if hes banging her 3x a day, assuming at least 2M, that around 400 a pop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695378) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:48 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut Up for more! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695411) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:51 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Are you a neat or messy person? Describe exactly what is on your desk right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695419) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 4:58 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut Both. Certain times I let my place go to shit, (finals, brief due, really busy with other shit), but usually I am neat. All last year in L.A. I was neat, so it is mainly a school thing. But now, my place is in the shit stage. I have my fed tax materials out all over my desk, various outlines and code summaries etc. But my desk (table i work on) has a bottom level filled with my pipe, reefer, a cd i made for a friend for her bday and haven't mailed yet, my phone, dig. camera, markers, highlighters, pens, stapler, cards, nail clippers, scissors, paper, 100 things that suck about LA mini book, zagat guide, liar's dice cups, headphones, stamps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695435) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:07 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut My last one while you wait for Shakelton, then i am getting serious with my final tax studying.
give me 3 for the price of one. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:09 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Wait, you still have finals and you're posting on here at 5 am?
That's not your question, btw. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:14 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut haha. yeah. Self-scheduled. My sleeping habits got fucked up during reading week, and my level of giving a shit has plummeted. I have become nocturnal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695483) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:15 AM Author: curious clown den Me too. I'm damn close to being nocturnal anyway, and reading week makes it so much worse. I hate that about reading week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695485) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:17 AM Author: French histrionic school karate I thought guys were much worse procrastinaters than women, but you 2 might change my mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695487) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:18 AM Author: curious clown den Most people in law school seem to be chronic procrastinators, regardless of gender. I'm not sure if there's a gender differential among ordinary folk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695491) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:25 AM Author: French histrionic school karate For posting again in this thread, you get to answer M. Cunt's question about being a trophy wife.
Would you marry a man for his money, knowing he'd dump you a a few years down the road but that you would get a good chunk of alimony?
What's your price? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:34 AM Author: curious clown den Not for a few years. It sounds a little humiliating, and I think the aging process and the former fucktoy stigma and might make it hard for a woman to ever find a decent guy when the old guy is done with her.
If you cut the requirement down to something ridiculously brief like a month, of course I would. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:39 AM Author: French histrionic school karate 1 million/1 year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695518) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:40 AM Author: curious clown den We're assuming no extreme circumstances? (He doesn't beat me or give me AIDS or anything?)
Sure. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:17 AM Author: racy scourge upon the earth giraffe same here. i've pulled a couple all-nighters already and i can't get my sleep schedule on track. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695488) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:20 AM Author: French histrionic school karate I have to think on this one for a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695494) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:26 AM Author: French histrionic school karate I need some inspiration, give me three random facts about yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695498) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:29 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut 1. I am from texas where i spent most of my life 2. i am good at putting myself in other's shoes 3. i love neon colors, NEON, the brighter the better, and black and red |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:37 AM Author: French histrionic school karate 3 more
interesting facts! everyone knows you're from TX |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:44 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut ok sorry i didn;'t know how much you knew. i don't know what is interesting....
1. i am not a huge fan of pets 2. i love cadbury eggs but choc. covered strawberries are best 3. i have never been outside us borders |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:31 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Question number 1.
Would you run for President (with a solid chance of winning) if that meant you couldn't have the life you wanted? Kids, family, guy you loved, etc. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:32 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut no way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695503) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:34 AM Author: curious clown den Who the hell would take that offer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695508) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:36 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Well, it lasts 4 years, 8 if you want it to, and you shape the world. The world!!!
Then you could continue onto whatever life you wanted. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:37 AM Author: curious clown den I honestly don't think that President is that appealing of a job for all but the most powerhungry. The way we rifle through people's personal and business affairs these days, your life could be kind of a mess by the time you're done. It's also demanding and doesn't pay all that well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695513) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:40 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Pfft, where's your ambition?!
But yeah, those are good points I suppose. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:41 AM Author: curious clown den I'll take another question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695522) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:42 AM Author: French histrionic school karate give me 3 random interesting facts for inspiration. need the crutch since my brain is running dry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695525) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:45 AM Author: curious clown den *groans a little bit*
That's not really a fair question.
1. I was expelled from kindergarten.
2. I once got a sunburn through a classroom window.
3. I have a recurring dream about my teeth falling out. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:53 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You can push a button right now and kill Kim Il Jong. Do you do it? How do you rationalize your decision? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695539) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:58 AM Author: curious clown den I would have no qualms about pushing the button if a rational, sane authority took control of the country, but I'll admit to not knowing enough about the political structure to guess who would take over. May I assume that the regime change will be peaceful, will benefit the country, and will not destabilize the region, or is it a crapshoot? If I can, I'll do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695543) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:01 AM Author: French histrionic school karate It would be better than Kim (still not ideal) and you would ease the suffering of most people in the country.
So the death part isn't what gives you pause? It wouldn't weigh on your conscience? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:02 AM Author: French histrionic school karate All right, you can't push a button, you have to be there to kill him and actually watch him die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695551) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:04 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag assuming no personal safety risk, all the better. personal satisfaction of removing a major global problem. plus lots of frequent flyer miles and a fun stopover in Tokyo to go with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695555) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:05 AM Author: curious clown den Wouldn't change the answer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695556) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:10 AM Author: French histrionic school karate All right, here's a more convoluted one. Would you trade a random innocent person's life for his? Ie you kill that person, Kim dies too. 1 person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695561) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:12 AM Author: curious clown den It's kind of late (or early) so all I can give you on that one is a maybe.
I'm guessing I might, though.
I mean, really, isn't that kind of the justification for war? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:12 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag Yes, that's what war is about. Trade many random innocent person's lives to achieve what is hopefully a noble goal. Here, there is one very clear and worthwhile goal, and only 1 innocent person has to die, compared to thousands or millions in a real war. Clearly this is the better outcome.
Note IRAC format here? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:15 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Choose the person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695568) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:18 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag have a nice day (edit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695572) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:18 AM Author: curious clown den (?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695573) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:21 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag (?) this stuff gets cached somewhere - topic isn't good to preserve forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695574) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:22 AM Author: French histrionic school karate "Would you trade a random innocent person's life for his? "
Key word being innocent. Not someone you think is dangerous. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:24 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag innocent people get sent to fight wars. goal of wars can include eliminating scumbag rulers of country. therefore 1 innocent person to eliminate 1 scumbag is a better deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695576) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:27 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Yeah, but my point is that it's easy to say that, but not so much when you have to actually point to the innocent person you are deciding should die for the greater good. How far would you go to get rid of a dictator? Would you be willing to pick someone you knew? What about a family member? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695578) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:31 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag soldiers sacrifice their own lives, officers pick who is going to charge the hill. the best policy would be random selection. push the switch, and al zarquarri or whatever his name is gets it, and so does some randomly selected innocent person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695584) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:33 AM Author: curious clown den I might ask for volunteers.
Obviously there is a point at which it's too costly. We do that with wars, too, though. The button doesn't change that so much. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:40 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag How many volunteers do you think there would be if they could give up their life to get rid of Osama? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695602) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:41 AM Author: racy scourge upon the earth giraffe any vet in a nursing home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695603) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:43 AM Author: curious clown den You'd have to have a lottery among them, beyond that I don't know. I'm guessing that it would be enough that a person could volunteer and still have a small chance of actually dying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695605) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:04 AM Author: curious clown den No and no.
I'd be concerned that someone worse might take over or that it might trigger some massive pan-Asian war. However, the death of one clearly evil person isn't going to weigh heavily IF it saves the lives of many non-evil people and there are no non-lethal alternatives to the problem. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:29 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag changing the subject just a little - did you ever see my post from about 3 weeks ago where i analyzed your haloween photo in photoshop and determined that the "nipple" was really a random shadow or digital camera noise, clearly matching similar patches elsewhere on your dress but in an unfortunate shape in an unfortunate location? my conclusion (i am a photogeek): no nipple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695581) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:33 AM Author: curious clown den I don't think I did see that. I am relieved, but not at all surprised. I knew that my nipple was innocent! (The top was not at all see-through...I've examined it). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695587) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:33 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag the ghost nipple was also in the wrong location. i will see if i can find the post. will report back.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:34 AM Author: curious clown den I thought that as well, and tried to tell Edgar. I got a big whatever. ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695593) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:36 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag Date: April 11th, 2005 3:19 PM Author: zoneofdanger2 (joint tortfeasor)
There's no nipple. If you bring the photo into photoshop and adjust brightness levels, a ghostly image of a nipple shows up on your right breast. It doesn't look like its in the right area (too high, too far to the right), plus the blotches are similar to other blotches in non-nipple shapes nearby. It's like the Jesus image in the grilled cheese sandwich. It's a low quality photo and unless you were wearing something really flimsy, it wouldn't show up on a high quality photo anyway.
Yes, I am a photo geek. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:36 AM Author: curious clown den Wow. Thanks for the analysis, and sorry I missed this the first time. I'm glad that my good name has been cleared. ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695600) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:39 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag doesn't it disturb you that people were analyzing, enhancing and manipulating enlarged photos of your right breast to find the right answer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695601) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:41 AM Author: curious clown den They were enhancing and manipulating? Now that I didn't know. The only honest response that I can have to that is that people are strange. I thought the episode was bizarre because I was dead sure they were wrong - incorrect placement, thick top, and TMI but my nipples are as pale as the rest of me - but it was too silly to be disturbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695604) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:44 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag no, not enhancing & manipulating the way you think i meant. just doing things like changing contrast, white & black points, & other things that reveal what is actually on the image. that kind of thing. i was referring to the level of serious attention to the controversy, not some kind of sick stuff. enhancing & manipulating are terms that people who use Photoshopp would use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695606) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:46 AM Author: curious clown den Ah, ok. Again, I found the level of attention to it to be too ridiculous to be disturbing. I don't care much for some of the insults, but nipplegate was kind of a farce. It surprised me that they were looking that closely, though. I'd never seen the blotch in the picture before people pointed it out to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695609) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:48 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag actually if you do the enhancements, it really does look exactly like a nipple. and on your breast to boot. a very unfortunate random reflection or bit of camera noise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695610) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:02 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag if the next ruler is smart, he will quickly negotiate reunification with s korea, complete with huge influx of cash from s korea, us & china. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695550) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:00 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag lurker from west coast will step in and answer that. you do it, immediately. you then sleep much better, justification: every single person in the world except perhaps his so's and many offspring will be better off. they might be happier to, won't have to deal with him any more.
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:04 AM Author: French histrionic school karate What gives YOU the right, though? and where does it stop? Does Osama die next? Iran's clerics? The dude in Libya? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695552) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:09 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag there isn't any magic switch that lets you do this without personal safety risk or other costs. if you could flip a switch, why not kill off every scumbag around? my only criteria would be to insure that a more evil person didn't take his place, or major unrest were to follow. that's probably why the U.S. kept Saddam in power for so many years.
Korea is a good example because without old Kim Jung Il, they would reunite immediately. They're not dumb. Iran's clerics is a bad idea, because in their place you probably end up with Al Quida thugs. Libyan dude is our friend now. Osama dying would probably be BAD for the U.S. because now he becomes a martyr and attracts even more followers. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:13 AM Author: French histrionic school karate "if you could flip a switch, why not kill off every scumbag around? "
Dude, that's a very very slippery slope. Who defines scumbags? How much of a scumbag do you have to be to deserve death? The leader of the KKK? Protestor inciting people to riot? Guy that kicked a dog? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:17 AM Author: curious clown den I'd probably confine it to political leaders, and then only in cases where there was some kind of very grave danger that would almost certainly lead to many lives being lost, there were no reasonable solutions, and where the killing wouldn't lead to worse things.
There are authorities that can punish the other types of scumbags you described in most countries without the use of deadly force. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:17 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag go back to your being president hypo. he/she has to make the same calls, but costs much more in terms of people's lives and money, to achieve the same (or likely worse) results. the switch shortcuts lives, makes everybody happy.
maybe you have some kind of checks/balance system complete with debate among elected officials to determine how the switch gets used. cause if the switch ends up in the wrong hands, you might wake up one morning and find all (fill in the blank ethnic/social group most hated by the switch puller) gone. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:29 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Can you really imagine Congress debating who lives and dies? Holy cripes, I get shudders even thinking about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695579) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:49 AM Author: Cyan Stubborn Nowag I'm sure they have conversations and debates just like that behind those closed door sessions with CIA/NSA people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695612) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:45 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut but it would be prestigious to be firast woman pres, live in white house, control the nation, go down in history, have a chance to influence/change the world, but still...not my cup of tea. it would be exhausting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695528) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:46 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Question 2: Describe the last dream you can remember. What about the last nightmare? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695530) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:58 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut Hmmm, my recent dreams/nightmares are all choppy bits and pieces, but i always dream and always dream very vividly and can remember details about my crazy dreams, and sometimes I can't remember what was a dream and what was real life.
the significant nightmares i can remember from when i was younger are the typical falling off a cliff recurring nightmare, i was always dreaming about being kidnapped and it petrified me even in real life, and i had a nightmare when i was really young where a snake bit my mom and she died that was really disturbing. I have had a few dreams since childhood where i was devastated about people dying, really good friends usually. I dreamed i was dying a few times and trying to call for help but was paralyzed, i often have dreams about bad things happening with relationships too. rarely do i have a fantasy dream where everything is going great or idealistically. I have never dreamed about having sex, except maybe briefly once, but i do dream about kissing and physical intimacy with people. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:06 AM Author: French histrionic school karate 2.5 -- what was the last dream that made you wake up smiling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695557) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:14 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut not sure. usually they aren't positive, just weird. it probably involved my exbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695566) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:24 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Question 3(a): Name the 3 most important things it would take to make you happy.
3(b): You have to take away one of them. which one and why? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:29 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut 1. loving SO 2. financial security 3. rich social life
take away 3, because that becomes harder to maintain as you age and have a family and have geographical distance from your closest pals anyway |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:32 AM Author: French histrionic school karate So you would be happy living on a deserted island with a loving SO and no one else?
I would have thought you would take away financial security. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:36 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut yep. that would be hotttttt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695599) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:15 AM Author: racy scourge upon the earth giraffe hit me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695484) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:23 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Your best friend wakes you up at 4 am one morning. He's on the phone, crying, telling you that he just killed someone and needs your help burying the body. He tells you to get to his place asap to help him, then hangs up. What do you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695496) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:38 AM Author: racy scourge upon the earth giraffe My best friend lives in another state, but for purposes of this hypothetical I'll assume that we both live in the midwestern state where he resides.
My first problem would be getting out of the house without disturbing my girlfriend. She would have woken up with the phone call. I'd tell her that it was one of my drunk friends prank calling me and to go back to sleep. I'd wait five minutes and then get out of bed. If she was still awake I'd tell her that I couldn't sleep and was just going into the other room to surf the internet for a while, maybe post on xoxo. I do this fairly regularly, so she would not be suspicious.
I'd dress in a black shirt and crummy blue jeans, and would thow on some crappy shoes. I'd pack a bag with some other clothes and shoes to change into and sneak out the back door (after leaving a note to my girlfriend that I just went for a drive). I'd drive to his house, being careful to avoid any intersections with stoplight cameras.
Once there (I'd knock on the back door, and park at least three blocks away), I'd tell him that I didn't want to know any of the circumstances so that I couldn't say anything later. We'd have to roll the body up in a tarp or something.
The body would be loaded into the back of his SUV. His driveway goes up to the back of his house, so we could take the body out the back under the protection of his privacy fence. We'd then drive far outside town to a wooded area. We'd pull far off into the woods (maybe a half mile or so) and then bury the body. We'd bury the body under at least four feet of soil, and make sure to place leaves and brush over the top so that the ground looked undisturbed.
After that, we'd drive to another wooded area to dispose of our clothes and shovels. A third location would also be necessary to dispose of the murder weapon.
After that, changed into clean clothes, we'd drive back into town and wash the car. I'd have him drop me off three blocks away from my car. Then I'd get in and drive home. We'd never speak of it again. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:41 AM Author: French histrionic school karate So you wouldn't turn him in? What if you found out he had murdered someone in cold blood? What if it were a mutual friend of yours? You'd take the fall if it got out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695523) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:45 AM Author: racy scourge upon the earth giraffe if it's my best friend? i wouldn't turn him in unless it was like my gf, my parents, or my sister.
if they really put the screws to me (i.e., had me dead to rights or something) i might roll on him and plead down to something less than the accessory after the fact charge. maybe.
if pressed, my gf would totally alibi me even though i left the house. although if it looked like the shit was going to hit the fan i might marry her so that spousal privilege would make things difficult. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:47 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You are a good friend.
Edit: What if he comes up to you one day and tells you that he plans to kill a certain person (doesn't matter who) and wants your help? It's very important to him. Do you help him out, turn him in, ignore him...? |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:50 AM Author: racy scourge upon the earth giraffe this guy is the only guy in the world i would do this for. but yeah, i'm pretty loyal. he'd do the same for me. we've been best friends since we were ten. that's eighteen fucking years man, damn right i'd have his back.
plus my liability wouldn't be TOO high. if we got busted, i'd roll on him and get at most two or three years in the pen.
i'd also tell him to make sure to clean the shit out of his place, bleach the floors, shampoo the carpets, burn any other clothes or shit that he had with him that day. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:18 AM Author: racy scourge upon the earth giraffe in response to the edit: no i would not help him, unless this guy had like raped his mother or his sister and then gotten off. there are certain people that i would be willing to kill myself if the scenario was right. if this guy had raped and beaten his sister and the police weren't able to pin it on him, i would help him kill him. heck, i might just make sure he stayed at home with a good alibi and do the killing mself so they couldn't trace it back to him with the motive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695571) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 5:50 AM Author: racy scourge upon the earth giraffe hit me again, the last question was good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695535) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:00 AM Author: French histrionic school karate You are FDR on December 6, 1941 (the day before Pearl Harbor) and you get news of an impending Japanese attack on your Pacific naval base. If you let it go through, thousands of your men and women die, but America will be spurred into action and save the world, as it were. If you stop it, only a few dozen die, but America stays out of the war at the potential cost of millions of lives. Your decision? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695547) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:09 AM Author: racy scourge upon the earth giraffe I would immediately sortie the battleships and cruisers from Pearl Harbor and have them approach the Japanese fleet. I would have them open fire on the four Japanese aircraft carriers without being provoked. The Japanese would be completely unsuspecting -- however, their superior air power would lead to a number of losses on our side. Both fleets would be cripples.
I would then address the nation and accuse the Japanese of striking naval forces that were on patrol in international waters. Because there is no internet and the government controls much of the media, this story will work for a wek or so -- at least long enough to get the American people fired up about the war.
Probably wind up with about half the casualties of the actual Pearl Harbor attack, but we would have crippled the Japanese fleet as well - making the battle for the Pacific far easier. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:31 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut so was this fun or what?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695583) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:32 AM Author: racy scourge upon the earth giraffe well, i'm pretty sure the cops will be coming after me the next time somebody dies and disappears, but other than that it was fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695585) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:34 AM Author: French histrionic school karate Y'all better appreciate all the effort I put in.
*passes out* |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 6:35 AM Author: Contagious demanding library juggernaut i do, thx! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695596) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 7:35 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate I'm about to start day 10 of my two weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695626) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 9:21 AM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate I finished replying to your question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2695714) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:26 PM Author: French histrionic school karate You have transcended the 180 scale and get a 251.
I hereby dub thee the official XOXOHTH Zombie Conquerer and Lover. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 2:28 PM Author: apoplectic aromatic pervert roommate A-fucking-mazing. Thank you, sire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2#2697347) |
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