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Date: February 14th, 2012 6:17 PM Author: Crusty zippy abode
AGWWG spawn?
http://wordsandturds.com/tagged/me
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1874085&forum_id=2#19964180) |
Date: February 18th, 2012 3:44 PM Author: Crusty zippy abode
LOL
tet-tets: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu42dVR021qzkgiso1_500.jpg
maybe it is a bad idea to go to class. you are already ten minutes late, you don’t have any books, and you reek of cigarettes and ejaculate. but you love this class, and you love the professor—is it more disrespectful to show up unprepared, or not show up at all? you decide to just go for it. you sneak in with nothing but your little black clutch from the night before and you button up your sweater over your too-low-cut-top.
in today’s discussion, a sort of bland boy explains his paper topic—but something is missing. you try to explain to him that it’s not enough to examine good and evil as a binary because all of our readings have suggested that the relationship between good and evil is far more complex than what he is trying to write. there are theories that good and evil are two separate and opposite wholes, or good and evil are two opposite parts of one whole, or best of all—they are not opposites, but things that exist for the purpose of defining the other.
the class examines a will written by a poor woman in the 1500s, where she personifies london as a lover she has a love/hate relationship with. the professor says, “there it is. this has existed since the dawn of time. people loving people who are just no good for them.” i shrink a little in my seat.
my first boyfriend told me that he never went down on girls because he found it disgusting. during thanksgiving, i convinced my then-boyfriend to come to my mom’s house, where she made us coffee. he asked for black coffee, but when he found that it was sweet (my mother buys flavored coffee) he said, “fucking filipinos!” in a not-really-at-all-funny kind of way. he never hid his disgust for chicken nuggets even when i had made it clear how much i love them. there was someone once who made me feel so embarrassed about ejaculating everywhere that i never came with him again, even though we stayed together a while.
the thing is, years later, when i was with a man who had me on the brink of orgasm, i told him to stop. i explained that i have a tendency to squirt and his eyes grew wide. he asked me to show him, and begged for me to let him do it to me again and again. i wonder if he would have felt as good if i never knew the one before.
after class, your professor pulls you aside and he is all serious faces and gray hair. you are sure that he will tell you he is disappointed with how unprepared you were today, but he says, “way to keep him on his toes, miss david. we both know you can write this paper in your sleep, so why don’t you just scrap the prompt and go off what you were talking about today. make it as long as you want, just flesh out your ideas and let that mind of yours explore.”
on your way home you indulge in chicken nuggets and think of where you find worth and expectations. you know that you have good, and you know that you have bad. but in the light or dark, you are just you, and that is best.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1874085&forum_id=2#19991524) |
Date: March 12th, 2012 1:05 PM Author: Crusty zippy abode
http://wordsandturds.com/post/18984945959/my-favorite-part-of-getting-tattooed-is-probably-the
my favorite part of getting tattooed is probably the flirting
him: i'm going to have to ask you to flip over. not really all the way. well, you might as well. sorry if you feel weird about showing the whole place your butt.
me: meh, i like a reason to flaunt it. it's all over the internet anyway.
him: OH, WORD? well... uh... hit me up with that url, girl.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1874085&forum_id=2#20181920)
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