Just saw a stripper shit herself on stage, taking Q's
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Date: March 9th, 2012 5:05 AM Author: Adventurous Den
I really don't still don't quite get how it happened. I was sitting on the edge of the stage, but I wasn't really paying attention to this particular girl because she was a bit of a fatty.
Anyways, I'm looking around and I see the dudes next to me start freaking out and pointing to the girl...I look and she's literally grabbing her ass and running off stage.
Shortly, some dude rushed on stage in gloves and a spray bottle and started spraying something that smelled like rubbing alcohol all over the stage. I didn't get it -- I thought maybe there was period blood on stage or something, but then I scoured the stage and saw LITERAL SHIT on the fucking stage.
The DJ announced that they were doing "stage maintenance." And then the stage was closed down the rest of the time I was there, which another 30 or 45 minutes. They kept spraying and mopping the stage over and over and over again. I was actually impressed w/ how thorough/paranoid they were about it.
There was another, bigger stage, so everyone just went over there.
FUCK the person who said this was flame, I am 100% serious. I never poast, I just lurk, and I think this is the first time I've started a thread in 6+ months of reading this site because I had to share this story with my loser internet friends.
EDIT: it's cool, I'm a loser too.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161524) |
Date: July 15th, 2012 9:42 AM Author: White cracking cruise ship
Dude. You need to find a better strip club. That place sounds pretty trashy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091121)
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