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Just saw a stripper shit herself on stage, taking Q's
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:05 AM Author: vigorous tan garrison goal in life Not flame. Big white girl. Not flame. So hilarious/awesome/disgusting. Shut down half the club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161484) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:07 AM Author: deep trust fund business firm pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161485) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:30 AM Author: vigorous tan garrison goal in life Nope. No photo policy. And bouncers in the club were super aggressive, especially after she shat. They cleared out that half of the club and stood around it with their hands crossed in front of their fat stomachs like they were roping off a crime scene.
Holy FUCK I just SAW A FAT WHITE GIRL SHIT HERSELF |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:09 AM Author: razzle-dazzle autistic circlehead describe the size/texture/consistency of the shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161486) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:13 AM Author: vigorous tan garrison goal in life A few mushy mini mounds. It was loose stool, but not diharreah. Firm enough to keep some shape. The biggest clump was about the size of a golf ball. There were a few other pieces the size of, say, peanut m&m's. I was sitting about 15 feet away, so it took me a while to even see it. I spend 60 seconds wondering why she grabbed her thonged ass and ran off stage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161488) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 7:08 AM Author: vibrant kitchen ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161564) |
Date: March 9th, 2012 4:14 AM Author: honey-headed nighttime skinny woman selfie This is not the kind of thread I was hoping to see the night before I'm going to a strip club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161489) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:27 AM Author: vigorous tan garrison goal in life It was so fucking gnarly. I enjoy a trip to da klub every now and again, but for the most part they're really just disappointing and gnarly. This was the worst I've seen yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161496) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:34 AM Author: beady-eyed balding plaza pocket flask explain. did she sit down and squat? how does someone shit themself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161506) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:40 AM Author: Effete associate kitty He can't explain it bc its flame. No explanation except diarrhea, which he ruled out already. Hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161511) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:41 AM Author: razzle-dazzle autistic circlehead sorry this isn't true, I've shit myself with some pretty internally coherent shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161512) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 9:59 AM Author: frum cerebral idiot blood rage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161751) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 11:10 AM Author: Vivacious sanctuary reading party 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161988) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:22 PM Author: Bat shit crazy resort old irish cottage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448098) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 5:05 AM Author: vigorous tan garrison goal in life I really don't still don't quite get how it happened. I was sitting on the edge of the stage, but I wasn't really paying attention to this particular girl because she was a bit of a fatty.
Anyways, I'm looking around and I see the dudes next to me start freaking out and pointing to the girl...I look and she's literally grabbing her ass and running off stage.
Shortly, some dude rushed on stage in gloves and a spray bottle and started spraying something that smelled like rubbing alcohol all over the stage. I didn't get it -- I thought maybe there was period blood on stage or something, but then I scoured the stage and saw LITERAL SHIT on the fucking stage.
The DJ announced that they were doing "stage maintenance." And then the stage was closed down the rest of the time I was there, which another 30 or 45 minutes. They kept spraying and mopping the stage over and over and over again. I was actually impressed w/ how thorough/paranoid they were about it.
There was another, bigger stage, so everyone just went over there.
FUCK the person who said this was flame, I am 100% serious. I never poast, I just lurk, and I think this is the first time I've started a thread in 6+ months of reading this site because I had to share this story with my loser internet friends.
EDIT: it's cool, I'm a loser too. |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:34 AM Author: Crimson insane center cumskin So u did not see the move that preceded this IBS catastrophe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161865) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:35 AM Author: frum cerebral idiot blood rage More like SCATastrpohe amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161871) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: vigorous tan garrison goal in life I actually did see the move. She was on her hands and knees with her ass facing a group of dudes to my left. She was doing the thing you see in hip hop videos where she's doing all of these mini-thrusts to make her booty shake. So this means the shit came out of her ass when she was literally shaking it at a bunch of dudes like five feet away from her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163508) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:48 AM Author: pea-brained mad-dog skullcap foreskin I must say, pound for pound, these stipper thread deliver the goods more consistently than any other type of thread. First "twice she grounder her butthold," now this!
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Date: March 9th, 2012 7:08 AM Author: vibrant kitchen cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161565) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:17 PM Author: hilarious dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448069) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 8:51 AM Author: Coiffed titillating cruise ship TY for this thread. I laughed. I would love to see this IRL. That's a story that you will never forget, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161640) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: vigorous tan garrison goal in life Thanks man. You're right -- I will never forget this. Sad thing is that I went by myself, so I have no IRL friends who can laugh about it with me (was out of town on bizness). :-( Hence my literally hopping on XOXO during the cab ride home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163518) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:30 AM Author: Swashbuckling dull digit ratio corner Maybe she was trying to hold it in for too long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161843) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:31 AM Author: Tantric den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161850) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:32 AM Author: Racy internal respiration background story lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161852) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 11:17 AM Author: Jade Menage describe her post-shit butthold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162011) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 12:20 PM Author: Arrogant razzmatazz principal's office jap I was just wondering last night what strippers and hookers do when they are on the rag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162328) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: Turquoise legend I hereby nominate this thread for thread of the year, 2012. Cant believe it hasnt blown up yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162755) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:25 PM Author: vigorous tan garrison goal in life ty! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163491) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 1:35 PM Author: High-end plum marketing idea bump for brilliance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162772) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 2:00 PM Author: charcoal fear-inspiring box office jewess toasting in epic bread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162924) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:32 PM Author: magenta mental disorder rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163530) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:41 PM Author: Erotic Drunken Casino Kitty Cat I can't stop thinking of horses and how horse poop does drops behind them.... that's sort of how I picture this, with her up on the pole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163586) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:26 AM Author: vigorous tan garrison goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091085) |
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Date: March 11th, 2012 11:09 PM Author: snowy hairraiser becky base 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20179472) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:13 PM Author: Turquoise legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448049) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:20 PM Author: Mauve thriller theater genital piercing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hu4aLXv7U
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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:52 AM Author: abnormal insanely creepy tanning salon LOL! "most perfect double tapered shit" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091127) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:42 AM Author: talented bull headed brethren brunch Dude. You need to find a better strip club. That place sounds pretty trashy.
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