The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
poast here if you STAND to wipe your ass
| big aggressive useless brakes | 03/12/12 |
| Supple Rigpig Base | 03/12/12 |
| Rusted Electric Telephone | 03/12/12 |
| Glittery burgundy university | 03/12/12 |
| blue hunting ground senate | 11/16/12 |
| Glittery burgundy university | 03/12/12 |
| metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version | 03/12/12 |
| Glittery burgundy university | 03/12/12 |
| Rusted Electric Telephone | 03/12/12 |
| Glittery burgundy university | 03/12/12 |
| aqua box office cuckoldry | 03/14/12 |
| Irradiated massive selfie | 03/12/12 |
| Exciting chapel | 03/12/12 |
| Glittery burgundy university | 03/12/12 |
| metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version | 03/12/12 |
| big aggressive useless brakes | 03/12/12 |
| grizzly frisky casino digit ratio | 03/12/12 |
| Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon | 03/12/12 |
| metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version | 03/12/12 |
| Exciting chapel | 03/12/12 |
| ebony razzle-dazzle masturbator meetinghouse | 03/12/12 |
| metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version | 11/16/12 |
| Titillating thirsty space faggot firefighter | 08/30/13 |
| bright cracking goal in life | 08/28/15 |
| big aggressive useless brakes | 03/12/12 |
| Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon | 03/12/12 |
| big aggressive useless brakes | 03/12/12 |
| opaque boyish factory reset button | 08/30/13 |
| canary resort | 03/12/12 |
| trip parlor | 03/12/12 |
| big aggressive useless brakes | 03/12/12 |
| Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon | 03/12/12 |
| Rusted Electric Telephone | 03/12/12 |
| Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon | 03/12/12 |
| Rusted Electric Telephone | 03/12/12 |
| drab national security agency | 03/13/12 |
| Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon | 03/13/12 |
| swashbuckling area roast beef | 08/21/13 |
| histrionic haunted graveyard state | 03/12/12 |
| Rusted Electric Telephone | 03/12/12 |
| histrionic haunted graveyard state | 03/12/12 |
| Geriatric parlour toilet seat | 03/13/12 |
| Exciting chapel | 03/12/12 |
| Beta kitchen clown | 03/12/12 |
| Rusted Electric Telephone | 03/12/12 |
| Beta kitchen clown | 03/12/12 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 03/12/12 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 06/27/12 |
| laughsome navy yarmulke | 06/27/12 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 06/27/12 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 11/16/12 |
| histrionic haunted graveyard state | 06/27/12 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 02/01/13 |
| diverse forum sex offender | 08/30/13 |
| Dun Prole | 07/18/18 |
| Cocky sooty corner associate | 05/18/19 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 08/28/15 |
| histrionic haunted graveyard state | 07/18/18 |
| Cocky sooty corner associate | 05/18/19 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 06/27/20 |
| Appetizing cobalt garrison | 03/12/12 |
| stimulating stubborn shrine | 03/12/12 |
| infuriating ladyboy | 03/12/12 |
| Beta kitchen clown | 03/12/12 |
| Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon | 03/12/12 |
| Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon | 03/12/12 |
| Geriatric parlour toilet seat | 03/13/12 |
| insanely creepy nudist faggotry | 03/13/12 |
| Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon | 03/14/12 |
| Geriatric parlour toilet seat | 03/13/12 |
| stimulating stubborn shrine | 03/12/12 |
| Geriatric parlour toilet seat | 03/13/12 |
| lake racy nibblets | 11/16/12 |
| Iridescent mildly autistic trailer park private investor | 03/12/12 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 03/12/12 |
| Bonkers Yellow Idiot | 06/27/12 |
| multi-colored alpha mediation | 03/12/12 |
| Free-loading piazza legend | 03/12/12 |
| big aggressive useless brakes | 03/12/12 |
| Titillating thirsty space faggot firefighter | 03/14/12 |
| aqua box office cuckoldry | 03/14/12 |
| Claret Theatre Stain | 03/12/12 |
| up-to-no-good swollen theater stage macaca | 03/12/12 |
| insanely creepy nudist faggotry | 03/13/12 |
| Geriatric parlour toilet seat | 03/13/12 |
| Sienna site | 03/14/12 |
| Appetizing cobalt garrison | 06/27/12 |
| Alcoholic chartreuse jap | 11/16/12 |
| milky hot address | 06/27/12 |
| Appetizing cobalt garrison | 06/27/12 |
| gold travel guidebook | 11/16/12 |
| purple lay | 11/16/12 |
| Talented range | 11/16/12 |
| metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version | 11/16/12 |
| blue hunting ground senate | 11/16/12 |
| buff vibrant foreskin | 11/16/12 |
| histrionic haunted graveyard state | 02/01/13 |
| outnumbered chad hell | 02/01/13 |
| big aggressive useless brakes | 02/01/13 |
| histrionic haunted graveyard state | 07/18/18 |
| pontificating concupiscible ape fortuitous meteor | 07/18/18 |
| big aggressive useless brakes | 02/01/13 |
| histrionic haunted graveyard state | 02/01/13 |
| big aggressive useless brakes | 02/01/13 |
| histrionic haunted graveyard state | 02/01/13 |
| infuriating ladyboy | 02/01/13 |
| insanely creepy nudist faggotry | 02/01/13 |
| Judgmental mischievous candlestick maker den | 02/01/13 |
| hateful athletic conference | 02/01/13 |
| big aggressive useless brakes | 02/01/13 |
| Curious violent tanning salon international law enforcement agency | 02/01/13 |
| metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version | 02/01/13 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 08/21/13 |
| Slimy Gas Station | 08/21/13 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 08/30/13 |
| up-to-no-good swollen theater stage macaca | 08/28/15 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 05/26/16 |
| Stirring crackhouse toaster | 07/18/18 |
| Unhinged apoplectic ticket booth halford | 07/18/18 |
| offensive point | 05/18/19 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:38 PM Author: big aggressive useless brakes I most assuredly do OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184634) |
 |
Date: March 12th, 2012 8:34 PM Author: Supple Rigpig Base what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185987) |
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: Rusted Electric Telephone There are people who don't?
What about FTB vs BTF? |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: Glittery burgundy university If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opinion. Standing up, I go FTB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184682) |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 9:58 PM Author: blue hunting ground senate BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do the work OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060675) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: Glittery burgundy university Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown method for the most part, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184641) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your hand in the toilet which is gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184642) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: Glittery burgundy university It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184650) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Rusted Electric Telephone The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island, about 2 inches. Not sticking my hand in there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184653) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: Glittery burgundy university That's a hell of a duke, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184658) |
|
Date: March 14th, 2012 3:05 AM Author: aqua box office cuckoldry fucking flush the damn toilet twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202136) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Irradiated massive selfie it's awkward, it could happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184655) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Exciting chapel but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. if you just reach under while sitting you can make a clean sweep of things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184656) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: Glittery burgundy university cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184660) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there brother. Standing up doesn't seem to contribute much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184674) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: big aggressive useless brakes This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than I have when I occasionally wipe sitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184676) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: grizzly frisky casino digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184678) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants and underwear when I duke, to ensure the maximum leg spreadage. I even do this in public restrooms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184705) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls while pooping. Just feels more comfortable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184716) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Exciting chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184728) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: ebony razzle-dazzle masturbator meetinghouse summon: yellow pee pee monster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185243) |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 10:00 PM Author: metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060684) |
|
Date: August 30th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Titillating thirsty space faggot firefighter sometimes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967003) |
|
Date: August 28th, 2015 1:19 PM Author: bright cracking goal in life How long before the client arrives? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643341) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:54 PM Author: big aggressive useless brakes How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely do this of there was an elegant solution that wasn't taking them off, letting them sit there and the retying them later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184769) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at worst i remove one leg and drape it over my other leg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185104) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 8:01 PM Author: big aggressive useless brakes Shrewd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185120) |
|
Date: August 30th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: opaque boyish factory reset button this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I will take it all fucking off, motherfucker. and my stink star (fiver) is clean as a whistle afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966931) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: canary resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185105) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: trip parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184661) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM Author: big aggressive useless brakes The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes feel exposed while my head peeks over the stall in public restrooms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184690) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM Author: Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed in at the end to ensure cleanliness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184693) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Rusted Electric Telephone I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184707) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are between the legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184726) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: Rusted Electric Telephone That's some next level shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20186306) |
|
Date: March 13th, 2012 8:46 AM Author: drab national security agency wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf meant reaching around the back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192706) |
|
Date: March 13th, 2012 10:20 AM Author: Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon let's make sure we are on the same page.
FTB == balls to ass BTF == ass to balls
I'm trying to imagine it, and doing FTB through the legs seems difficult and unnatural. I guess you could do BTF reaching around. |
|
Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM Author: swashbuckling area roast beef this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902446) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard state you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks could exist until I learned about you shit smeared beasts who stand up and cram your buttcheeks together before removing the shit hanging from your ass.
just sit and wipe and lift one asscheek and wipe from the side. You dont need to go prospecting or dip your hand in the fucking toilet water. |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: Rusted Electric Telephone You wipe your ass side to side?
THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!? |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:49 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard state i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean with a short back to front motion.
in b4 asian sideways assholes comment. |
|
Date: March 13th, 2012 10:42 AM Author: Geriatric parlour toilet seat Greetings, tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up after a shit is fucking trivial for you guys |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Exciting chapel cr.
tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country.
as OCD as Americans are about cleanliness in general, it doesn't make sense that we don't. |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Beta kitchen clown Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold all day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184727) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Rusted Electric Telephone 180 moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184734) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM Author: Beta kitchen clown Friends OFS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184749) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:58 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185099) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2012 2:32 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968642) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2012 2:36 PM Author: laughsome navy yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968669) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2012 2:36 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968672) |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 9:47 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060580) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2012 2:48 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968745) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:21 AM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547748) |
|
Date: August 30th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: diverse forum sex offender (Theateaus) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967009) |
|
Date: July 18th, 2018 6:58 PM Author: Dun Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455107) |
|
Date: May 18th, 2019 3:18 PM Author: Cocky sooty corner associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253564) |
|
Date: August 28th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643176) |
|
Date: July 18th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455117) |
|
Date: May 18th, 2019 3:18 PM Author: Cocky sooty corner associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253563) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2020 10:32 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#40507553) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: Appetizing cobalt garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184719) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: stimulating stubborn shrine Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184738) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: infuriating ladyboy i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration:
the existence of standers means in a public stall you *always* need to put down some barrier layer on the seat b/c the standers contaminate the seat with their freefalling ass particles |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM Author: Beta kitchen clown That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184752) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon both! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185106) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM Author: Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper next when they sit on a public stall???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184755) |
|
Date: March 13th, 2012 10:44 AM Author: Geriatric parlour toilet seat Greetings, How public is this stall? If company toilet, I just look for the one with no pee droplets on the seat and plop down. IF McDonalds, I will TP barrier. |
|
Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM Author: insanely creepy nudist faggotry gross (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193044) |
|
Date: March 14th, 2012 9:12 AM Author: Elite Hairraiser Hominid Dragon no matter how clean it looks, I put down a nest in a public restroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202782) |
|
Date: March 13th, 2012 10:43 AM Author: Geriatric parlour toilet seat Greetings, "their freefalling ass particles" You're and idiot. You realize when you smell a fart, that's because of floating shit particles, right? |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM Author: stimulating stubborn shrine http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184750) |
|
Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM Author: Geriatric parlour toilet seat Greetings, Whoever wrote that website has a shitty diet. Lol three squares wtf does he eat nothing but oreos and butter all damn day? those guys jelly as FUCK of the fiber crew |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: lake racy nibblets bookmarked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060605) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: Iridescent mildly autistic trailer park private investor people who stand = obese, can't fit hand under enormous ass cheeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185248) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster savages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185249) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2012 2:33 PM Author: Bonkers Yellow Idiot To be fair,
Goddamn neanderthals |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: multi-colored alpha mediation of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185252) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 8:17 PM Author: Free-loading piazza legend this thread embodies contemporary XO culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185257) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 9:40 PM Author: big aggressive useless brakes Are you retarded? You realize wiping-threading was the lifeblood of early era XOXO? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20188753) |
|
Date: March 14th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: Titillating thirsty space faggot firefighter cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202070) |
|
Date: March 14th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: aqua box office cuckoldry titmfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202149) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 8:36 PM Author: Claret Theatre Stain Just do squat toilets bro (PauliePorsche) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185999) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2012 9:42 PM Author: up-to-no-good swollen theater stage macaca cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20189043) |
|
Date: March 13th, 2012 8:35 AM Author: insanely creepy nudist faggotry stand obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192692) |
|
Date: March 13th, 2012 10:40 AM Author: Geriatric parlour toilet seat Greetings, I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks stay spread, but my hand don't go nowhere near that toilet bowl. I alternate BTF and FTB. I prefer FTB. Also, I sit with my knees as close together as possible during the actual shitting. If you think about it, this actually spreads your cheeks apart more at the crucial butthole juncture (your hole and knees are on different sides of your hips, which are the axis of rotation). The best toilet seat I've ever used is at my in-laws' house. The seat has a curvature/slant to it so it actually spreads your cheeks apart as you sit down. |
|
Date: March 14th, 2012 2:49 AM Author: Sienna site tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202055) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: Appetizing cobalt garrison stand in the place where you pewp,
now wipe ass,
think about direction, wonder why you haven't before |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 9:51 PM Author: Alcoholic chartreuse jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060617) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: milky hot address Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Least use baby wipes or wet paper towels
Fucking disgusting |
|
Date: June 27th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: Appetizing cobalt garrison *tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968782) |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 9:49 PM Author: gold travel guidebook when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever failed anyone? never |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: purple lay There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than one way to wipe a shit encrusted butthole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060607) |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 9:54 PM Author: Talented range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060643) |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 9:57 PM Author: metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060667) |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 10:08 PM Author: blue hunting ground senate I always sit because of childhood trauma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060738) |
|
Date: November 16th, 2012 10:15 PM Author: buff vibrant foreskin stand and salute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060766) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:25 AM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard state The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to stand up and smear the shit all over your ass cracks infuriates me and makes me pity you.
I though skid marks were flame because there is no way a person wiping their ass properly sitting down with cheeks spread would get shit all over their ass that cant be wiped properly.
Your filthy fucking boomer parents should be shot and you should not be allowed to breed and spread your disgusting habit. |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:27 AM Author: outnumbered chad hell (resident expert on ass maintenance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547774) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:46 AM Author: big aggressive useless brakes TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I've ever seen my mom shitting) but I stand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547871) |
|
Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455122) |
|
Date: July 18th, 2018 7:05 PM Author: pontificating concupiscible ape fortuitous meteor so credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455140) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:42 AM Author: big aggressive useless brakes lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly for standing to wipe, then realized I was the OP. anyway FUCK SITTERS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547845) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:45 AM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard state How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a fucking filthy animal and that your parents did not love you enough to teach you how to shit without smearing shit all over your ass cheeks and underwear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547867) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:47 AM Author: big aggressive useless brakes see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing when I was young (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547879) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard state they must be so disappointed.
you saw the light meaning you use twice as much toilet paper for 1/4 the clean.
you are like the anti-fiber. |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: infuriating ladyboy you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547889) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:55 AM Author: insanely creepy nudist faggotry yea i'm not flexible enough for that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547921) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:51 AM Author: Judgmental mischievous candlestick maker den i don't even understand how this works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547903) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:53 AM Author: hateful athletic conference wtf
Not even once in my life. |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 11:54 AM Author: big aggressive useless brakes lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, maf at my squeaky clean butt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547916) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM Author: Curious violent tanning salon international law enforcement agency I was a stander until I read this board (long ago).
I have been on BOTH SIDES as an adult.
Sitting is much more difficult but 90% better especially if you have *any* asshair at all. |
|
Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM Author: metal maniacal famous landscape painting new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548128) |
|
Date: August 21st, 2013 12:32 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster Lol no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902409) |
|
Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM Author: Slimy Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902444) |
|
Date: August 30th, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966920) |
|
Date: August 28th, 2015 1:20 PM Author: up-to-no-good swollen theater stage macaca of course. the fuck else would you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643347) |
|
Date: May 26th, 2016 6:44 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster lol @ disgusting standmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#30565674) |
|
Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM Author: Stirring crackhouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36454501) |
|
Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Unhinged apoplectic ticket booth halford what a conversation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455120) |
|
Date: May 18th, 2019 3:17 PM Author: offensive point Sit but the sps plastic hinges on my toilet seat keep breaking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253560) |