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poast here if you STAND to wipe your ass

I most assuredly do OFS
Deranged center
  03/12/12
what?
Wine boyish stead
  03/12/12
There are people who don't? What about FTB vs BTF?
Light corner
  03/12/12
If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opin...
Azure lascivious cuckold tattoo
  03/12/12
BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do t...
razzmatazz hospital
  11/16/12
Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown met...
Azure lascivious cuckold tattoo
  03/12/12
sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your h...
Buff spot
  03/12/12
It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled wate...
Azure lascivious cuckold tattoo
  03/12/12
The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island,...
Light corner
  03/12/12
That's a hell of a duke, brother.
Azure lascivious cuckold tattoo
  03/12/12
fucking flush the damn toilet twice
provocative ungodly stain
  03/14/12
it's awkward, it could happen
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  03/12/12
but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. ...
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  03/12/12
cr
Azure lascivious cuckold tattoo
  03/12/12
i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there broth...
Buff spot
  03/12/12
This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than...
Deranged center
  03/12/12
...
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  03/12/12
this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants...
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  03/12/12
sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls ...
Buff spot
  03/12/12
...
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  03/12/12
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Buff spot
  11/16/12
sometimes?
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  08/30/13
How long before the client arrives?
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  08/28/15
How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely ...
Deranged center
  03/12/12
loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at wo...
Territorial roast beef meetinghouse
  03/12/12
Shrewd.
Deranged center
  03/12/12
this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I wi...
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  08/30/13
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  03/12/12
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  03/12/12
The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes fe...
Deranged center
  03/12/12
I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed i...
Territorial roast beef meetinghouse
  03/12/12
I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB.
Light corner
  03/12/12
TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are betwe...
Territorial roast beef meetinghouse
  03/12/12
That's some next level shit.
Light corner
  03/12/12
wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf me...
Deep Concupiscible Pozpig
  03/13/12
let's make sure we are on the same page. FTB == balls to...
Territorial roast beef meetinghouse
  03/13/12
this
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  08/21/13
you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks coul...
stimulating crusty temple alpha
  03/12/12
You wipe your ass side to side? THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!?
Light corner
  03/12/12
i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean w...
stimulating crusty temple alpha
  03/12/12
Greetings, tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up afte...
rambunctious den
  03/13/12
cr. tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country. ...
ocher anal business firm associate
  03/12/12
Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold...
Motley Filthpig
  03/12/12
180 moniker.
Light corner
  03/12/12
Friends OFS.
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  03/12/12
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  03/12/12
Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens.
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  03/12/12
i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration: ...
violent azn property
  03/12/12
That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown?
Motley Filthpig
  03/12/12
both!
Territorial roast beef meetinghouse
  03/12/12
who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper n...
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  03/12/12
Greetings, How public is this stall? If company toilet, I j...
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  03/13/12
gross
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no matter how clean it looks, I put down a nest in a public ...
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  03/14/12
Greetings, "their freefalling ass particles" You...
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  03/13/12
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  03/12/12
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  03/13/12
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  11/16/12
people who stand = obese, can't fit hand under enormous ass ...
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  03/12/12
savages
Curious State
  03/12/12
To be fair, Goddamn neanderthals
Bearded telephone
  06/27/12
of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit?
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  03/12/12
this thread embodies contemporary XO culture
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  03/12/12
Are you retarded? You realize wiping-threading was the lifeb...
Deranged center
  03/12/12
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Just do squat toilets bro (PauliePorsche)
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  03/12/12
cr
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  03/12/12
stand obviously.
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Greetings, I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks ...
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  03/13/12
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  03/14/12
stand in the place where you pewp, now wipe ass, thi...
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  11/16/12
Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Le...
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  06/27/12
*tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium*
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when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever fa...
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  11/16/12
There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than on...
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Buff spot
  11/16/12
I always sit because of childhood trauma
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  11/16/12
stand and salute
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  11/16/12
The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to ...
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  02/01/13
(resident expert on ass maintenance)
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  02/01/13
TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I'...
Deranged center
  02/01/13
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lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly f...
Deranged center
  02/01/13
How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a f...
stimulating crusty temple alpha
  02/01/13
see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing...
Deranged center
  02/01/13
they must be so disappointed. you saw the light meaning y...
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you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting
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yea i'm not flexible enough for that
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i don't even understand how this works
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wtf Not even once in my life.
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  02/01/13
lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, ...
Deranged center
  02/01/13
I was a stander until I read this board (long ago). I hav...
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Buff spot
  02/01/13
Lol no
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Curious State
  08/30/13
of course. the fuck else would you do?
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  07/18/18
what a conversation
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:38 PM
Author: Deranged center

I most assuredly do OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184634)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: Wine boyish stead

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185987)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: Light corner

There are people who don't?

What about FTB vs BTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184640)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: Azure lascivious cuckold tattoo

If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opinion. Standing up, I go FTB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184682)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do the work OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060675)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: Azure lascivious cuckold tattoo

Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown method for the most part, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184641)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: Buff spot

sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your hand in the toilet which is gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184642)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:40 PM
Author: Azure lascivious cuckold tattoo

It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184650)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: Light corner

The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island, about 2 inches. Not sticking my hand in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184653)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: Azure lascivious cuckold tattoo

That's a hell of a duke, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184658)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:05 AM
Author: provocative ungodly stain

fucking flush the damn toilet twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202136)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: Ebony wonderful party of the first part

it's awkward, it could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184655)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: ocher anal business firm associate

but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. if you just reach under while sitting you can make a clean sweep of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184656)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: Azure lascivious cuckold tattoo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184660)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: Buff spot

i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there brother. Standing up doesn't seem to contribute much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184674)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: Deranged center

This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than I have when I occasionally wipe sitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184676)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac infuriating church building cumskin



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Territorial roast beef meetinghouse

this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants and underwear when I duke, to ensure the maximum leg spreadage. I even do this in public restrooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184705)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Buff spot

sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls while pooping. Just feels more comfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184716)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: ocher anal business firm associate



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: sexy stage

summon: yellow pee pee monster

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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:00 PM
Author: Buff spot



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Date: August 30th, 2013 11:00 PM
Author: sooty cheese-eating digit ratio masturbator

sometimes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967003)



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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Racy mauve institution milk

How long before the client arrives?

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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Deranged center

How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely do this of there was an elegant solution that wasn't taking them off, letting them sit there and the retying them later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184769)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: Territorial roast beef meetinghouse

loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at worst i remove one leg and drape it over my other leg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185104)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:01 PM
Author: Deranged center

Shrewd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185120)



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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: talented sticky house

this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I will take it all fucking off, motherfucker. and my stink star (fiver) is clean as a whistle afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966931)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic cerise garrison



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: yellow nursing home



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: Deranged center

The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes feel exposed while my head peeks over the stall in public restrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184690)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: Territorial roast beef meetinghouse

I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed in at the end to ensure cleanliness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184693)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Light corner

I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184707)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Territorial roast beef meetinghouse

TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are between the legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184726)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Light corner

That's some next level shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20186306)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:46 AM
Author: Deep Concupiscible Pozpig

wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf meant reaching around the back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192706)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:20 AM
Author: Territorial roast beef meetinghouse

let's make sure we are on the same page.

FTB == balls to ass

BTF == ass to balls

I'm trying to imagine it, and doing FTB through the legs seems difficult and unnatural. I guess you could do BTF reaching around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192952)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Mewling vermilion step-uncle's house

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902446)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: stimulating crusty temple alpha

you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks could exist until I learned about you shit smeared beasts who stand up and cram your buttcheeks together before removing the shit hanging from your ass.

just sit and wipe and lift one asscheek and wipe from the side. You dont need to go prospecting or dip your hand in the fucking toilet water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184709)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Light corner

You wipe your ass side to side?

THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184715)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: stimulating crusty temple alpha

i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean with a short back to front motion.

in b4 asian sideways assholes comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184720)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: rambunctious den

Greetings,

tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up after a shit is fucking trivial for you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193020)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: ocher anal business firm associate

cr.

tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country.

as OCD as Americans are about cleanliness in general, it doesn't make sense that we don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184725)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Motley Filthpig

Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184727)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Light corner

180 moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184734)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM
Author: Motley Filthpig

Friends OFS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184749)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:58 PM
Author: Curious State



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:32 PM
Author: Curious State



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:47 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: slippery half-breed

Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184738)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: violent azn property

i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration:

the existence of standers means in a public stall you *always* need to put down some barrier layer on the seat b/c the standers contaminate the seat with their freefalling ass particles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184739)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: Motley Filthpig

That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184752)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: Territorial roast beef meetinghouse

both!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185106)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: Territorial roast beef meetinghouse

who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper next when they sit on a public stall????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184755)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:44 AM
Author: rambunctious den

Greetings,

How public is this stall? If company toilet, I just look for the one with no pee droplets on the seat and plop down. IF McDonalds, I will TP barrier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193036)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: Nofapping galvanic sanctuary weed whacker

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193044)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 9:12 AM
Author: Territorial roast beef meetinghouse

no matter how clean it looks, I put down a nest in a public restroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202782)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:43 AM
Author: rambunctious den

Greetings,

"their freefalling ass particles"

You're and idiot. You realize when you smell a fart, that's because of floating shit particles, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193028)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM
Author: slippery half-breed

http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184750)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: rambunctious den

Greetings,

Whoever wrote that website has a shitty diet. Lol three squares wtf does he eat nothing but oreos and butter all damn day? those guys jelly as FUCK of the fiber crew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193041)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: spectacular point generalized bond

bookmarked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060605)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Tripping home newt

people who stand = obese, can't fit hand under enormous ass cheeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185248)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Curious State

savages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185249)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Bearded telephone

To be fair,

Goddamn neanderthals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968649)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: very tactful roommate

of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185252)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: Seedy School

this thread embodies contemporary XO culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185257)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: Deranged center

Are you retarded? You realize wiping-threading was the lifeblood of early era XOXO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20188753)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: sooty cheese-eating digit ratio masturbator

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202070)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:07 AM
Author: provocative ungodly stain

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202149)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly maroon rigpig faggot firefighter

Just do squat toilets bro (PauliePorsche)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185999)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Comical Hunting Ground Dopamine

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20189043)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:35 AM
Author: Nofapping galvanic sanctuary weed whacker

stand obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192692)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:40 AM
Author: rambunctious den

Greetings,

I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks stay spread, but my hand don't go nowhere near that toilet bowl. I alternate BTF and FTB. I prefer FTB.

Also, I sit with my knees as close together as possible during the actual shitting. If you think about it, this actually spreads your cheeks apart more at the crucial butthole juncture (your hole and knees are on different sides of your hips, which are the axis of rotation).

The best toilet seat I've ever used is at my in-laws' house. The seat has a curvature/slant to it so it actually spreads your cheeks apart as you sit down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193013)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: adventurous big-titted multi-billionaire

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202055)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: Arousing sapphire range sandwich

stand in the place where you pewp,

now wipe ass,

think about direction, wonder why you haven't before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968724)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:51 PM
Author: Bright contagious skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060617)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Bateful Kitchen Old Irish Cottage

Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Least use baby wipes or wet paper towels

Fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968760)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Arousing sapphire range sandwich

*tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968782)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: mint principal's office

when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever failed anyone?

never

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060591)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: Elite slap-happy locale reading party

There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than one way to wipe a shit encrusted butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060607)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:54 PM
Author: avocado mischievous dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060643)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Buff spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060667)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

I always sit because of childhood trauma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060738)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone menage coldplay fan

stand and salute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060766)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: stimulating crusty temple alpha

The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to stand up and smear the shit all over your ass cracks infuriates me and makes me pity you.

I though skid marks were flame because there is no way a person wiping their ass properly sitting down with cheeks spread would get shit all over their ass that cant be wiped properly.

Your filthy fucking boomer parents should be shot and you should not be allowed to breed and spread your disgusting habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547765)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Hateful forum selfie

(resident expert on ass maintenance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547774)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Deranged center

TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I've ever seen my mom shitting) but I stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547871)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: stimulating crusty temple alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455122)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Floppy ticket booth electric furnace

so credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455140)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Deranged center

lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly for standing to wipe, then realized I was the OP. anyway FUCK SITTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547845)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: stimulating crusty temple alpha

How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a fucking filthy animal and that your parents did not love you enough to teach you how to shit without smearing shit all over your ass cheeks and underwear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547867)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: Deranged center

see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing when I was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547879)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: stimulating crusty temple alpha

they must be so disappointed.

you saw the light meaning you use twice as much toilet paper for 1/4 the clean.

you are like the anti-fiber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547888)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: violent azn property

you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547889)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Nofapping galvanic sanctuary weed whacker

yea i'm not flexible enough for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547921)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:51 AM
Author: Opaque Beady-eyed Lodge Legal Warrant

i don't even understand how this works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547903)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: Vivacious wagecucks

wtf

Not even once in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547913)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Deranged center

lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, maf at my squeaky clean butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547916)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Ruddy startled gas station immigrant

I was a stander until I read this board (long ago).

I have been on BOTH SIDES as an adult.

Sitting is much more difficult but 90% better especially if you have *any* asshair at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548123)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Buff spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548128)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Curious State

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902409)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Nubile Green Windowlicker Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902444)



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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Curious State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966920)



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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Comical Hunting Ground Dopamine

of course. the fuck else would you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643347)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Curious State

lol @ disgusting standmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#30565674)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Curious State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36454501)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Electric Beta Death Wish

what a conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455120)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: disturbing hairraiser resort feces

Sit but the sps plastic hinges on my toilet seat keep breaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253560)