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poast here if you STAND to wipe your ass

I most assuredly do OFS
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  03/12/12
what?
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  03/12/12
There are people who don't? What about FTB vs BTF?
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If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opin...
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  03/12/12
BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do t...
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Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown met...
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sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your h...
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It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled wate...
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The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island,...
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That's a hell of a duke, brother.
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fucking flush the damn toilet twice
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I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed i...
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I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB.
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  03/12/12
TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are betwe...
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wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf me...
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let's make sure we are on the same page. FTB == balls to...
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You wipe your ass side to side? THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!?
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i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean w...
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:38 PM
Author: gay property reading party

I most assuredly do OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184634)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: Boyish Offensive Parlor

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185987)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: chocolate spot

There are people who don't?

What about FTB vs BTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184640)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: Buff greedy state

If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opinion. Standing up, I go FTB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184682)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant low-t immigrant elastic band

BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do the work OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060675)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: Buff greedy state

Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown method for the most part, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184641)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: hilarious mewling casino pervert

sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your hand in the toilet which is gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184642)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:40 PM
Author: Buff greedy state

It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184650)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: chocolate spot

The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island, about 2 inches. Not sticking my hand in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184653)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: Buff greedy state

That's a hell of a duke, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184658)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:05 AM
Author: Glassy infuriating idea he suggested site

fucking flush the damn toilet twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202136)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: lemon curious stage

it's awkward, it could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184655)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: garnet trailer park

but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. if you just reach under while sitting you can make a clean sweep of things.

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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: Buff greedy state

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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: hilarious mewling casino pervert

i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there brother. Standing up doesn't seem to contribute much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184674)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: gay property reading party

This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than I have when I occasionally wipe sitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184676)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aqua Range

this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants and underwear when I duke, to ensure the maximum leg spreadage. I even do this in public restrooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184705)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: hilarious mewling casino pervert

sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls while pooping. Just feels more comfortable.

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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: garnet trailer park



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Fluffy disgusting hell digit ratio

summon: yellow pee pee monster

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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:00 PM
Author: hilarious mewling casino pervert



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Date: August 30th, 2013 11:00 PM
Author: exciting awkward jewess

sometimes?

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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: dark principal's office

How long before the client arrives?

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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: gay property reading party

How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely do this of there was an elegant solution that wasn't taking them off, letting them sit there and the retying them later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184769)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aqua Range

loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at worst i remove one leg and drape it over my other leg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185104)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:01 PM
Author: gay property reading party

Shrewd.

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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: irate fighting garrison party of the first part

this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I will take it all fucking off, motherfucker. and my stink star (fiver) is clean as a whistle afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966931)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: Flesh menage queen of the night



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: Wild Pit Goyim



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: gay property reading party

The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes feel exposed while my head peeks over the stall in public restrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184690)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aqua Range

I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed in at the end to ensure cleanliness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184693)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: chocolate spot

I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184707)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aqua Range

TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are between the legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184726)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: chocolate spot

That's some next level shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20186306)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:46 AM
Author: anal shimmering mad-dog skullcap

wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf meant reaching around the back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192706)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:20 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Aqua Range

let's make sure we are on the same page.

FTB == balls to ass

BTF == ass to balls

I'm trying to imagine it, and doing FTB through the legs seems difficult and unnatural. I guess you could do BTF reaching around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192952)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Avocado quadroon

this

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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating station

you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks could exist until I learned about you shit smeared beasts who stand up and cram your buttcheeks together before removing the shit hanging from your ass.

just sit and wipe and lift one asscheek and wipe from the side. You dont need to go prospecting or dip your hand in the fucking toilet water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184709)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: chocolate spot

You wipe your ass side to side?

THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184715)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating station

i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean with a short back to front motion.

in b4 asian sideways assholes comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184720)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: Painfully honest indian lodge

Greetings,

tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up after a shit is fucking trivial for you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193020)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: garnet trailer park

cr.

tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country.

as OCD as Americans are about cleanliness in general, it doesn't make sense that we don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184725)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma

Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184727)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: chocolate spot

180 moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184734)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma

Friends OFS.

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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:58 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling mustard halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184719)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: mentally impaired area giraffe

Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184738)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: peach nowag shrine

i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration:

the existence of standers means in a public stall you *always* need to put down some barrier layer on the seat b/c the standers contaminate the seat with their freefalling ass particles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184739)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma

That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184752)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aqua Range

both!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185106)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aqua Range

who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper next when they sit on a public stall????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184755)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:44 AM
Author: Painfully honest indian lodge

Greetings,

How public is this stall? If company toilet, I just look for the one with no pee droplets on the seat and plop down. IF McDonalds, I will TP barrier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193036)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: Laughsome Rambunctious Home Preventive Strike

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193044)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 9:12 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Aqua Range

no matter how clean it looks, I put down a nest in a public restroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202782)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:43 AM
Author: Painfully honest indian lodge

Greetings,

"their freefalling ass particles"

You're and idiot. You realize when you smell a fart, that's because of floating shit particles, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193028)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM
Author: mentally impaired area giraffe

http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184750)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: Painfully honest indian lodge

Greetings,

Whoever wrote that website has a shitty diet. Lol three squares wtf does he eat nothing but oreos and butter all damn day? those guys jelly as FUCK of the fiber crew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193041)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: dashing amethyst bawdyhouse crotch

bookmarked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060605)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Coiffed disturbing international law enforcement agency

people who stand = obese, can't fit hand under enormous ass cheeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185248)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Stirring patrolman

savages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185249)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia motley twinkling uncleanness hospital

To be fair,

Goddamn neanderthals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968649)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fishy fat ankles cruise ship

of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185252)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: silver house

this thread embodies contemporary XO culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185257)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: gay property reading party

Are you retarded? You realize wiping-threading was the lifeblood of early era XOXO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20188753)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: exciting awkward jewess

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202070)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:07 AM
Author: Glassy infuriating idea he suggested site

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202149)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:36 PM
Author: passionate lilac library doctorate

Just do squat toilets bro (PauliePorsche)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185999)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: Bisexual stimulating pocket flask

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20189043)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:35 AM
Author: Laughsome Rambunctious Home Preventive Strike

stand obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192692)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:40 AM
Author: Painfully honest indian lodge

Greetings,

I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks stay spread, but my hand don't go nowhere near that toilet bowl. I alternate BTF and FTB. I prefer FTB.

Also, I sit with my knees as close together as possible during the actual shitting. If you think about it, this actually spreads your cheeks apart more at the crucial butthole juncture (your hole and knees are on different sides of your hips, which are the axis of rotation).

The best toilet seat I've ever used is at my in-laws' house. The seat has a curvature/slant to it so it actually spreads your cheeks apart as you sit down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193013)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Cracking Sickened Masturbator Theater Stage

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202055)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling mustard halford

stand in the place where you pewp,

now wipe ass,

think about direction, wonder why you haven't before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968724)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:51 PM
Author: Geriatric Lodge Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060617)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Talented clear field athletic conference

Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Least use baby wipes or wet paper towels

Fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968760)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling mustard halford

*tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968782)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone personal credit line

when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever failed anyone?

never

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060591)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: Heady Location

There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than one way to wipe a shit encrusted butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060607)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:54 PM
Author: self-centered national security agency stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060643)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: hilarious mewling casino pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060667)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant low-t immigrant elastic band

I always sit because of childhood trauma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060738)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:15 PM
Author: fragrant dun sex offender wagecucks

stand and salute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060766)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Cheese-eating station

The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to stand up and smear the shit all over your ass cracks infuriates me and makes me pity you.

I though skid marks were flame because there is no way a person wiping their ass properly sitting down with cheeks spread would get shit all over their ass that cant be wiped properly.

Your filthy fucking boomer parents should be shot and you should not be allowed to breed and spread your disgusting habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547765)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: ultramarine psychic kitchen

(resident expert on ass maintenance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547774)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: gay property reading party

TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I've ever seen my mom shitting) but I stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547871)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455122)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Histrionic olive stag film

so credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455140)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: gay property reading party

lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly for standing to wipe, then realized I was the OP. anyway FUCK SITTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547845)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Cheese-eating station

How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a fucking filthy animal and that your parents did not love you enough to teach you how to shit without smearing shit all over your ass cheeks and underwear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547867)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: gay property reading party

see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing when I was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547879)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Cheese-eating station

they must be so disappointed.

you saw the light meaning you use twice as much toilet paper for 1/4 the clean.

you are like the anti-fiber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547888)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: peach nowag shrine

you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547889)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Laughsome Rambunctious Home Preventive Strike

yea i'm not flexible enough for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547921)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bossy senate round eye

i don't even understand how this works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547903)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: Scarlet excitant locus

wtf

Not even once in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547913)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: gay property reading party

lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, maf at my squeaky clean butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547916)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: massive zippy sanctuary

I was a stander until I read this board (long ago).

I have been on BOTH SIDES as an adult.

Sitting is much more difficult but 90% better especially if you have *any* asshair at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548123)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: hilarious mewling casino pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548128)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Stirring patrolman

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902409)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: grizzly institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902444)



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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Stirring patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966920)



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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Bisexual stimulating pocket flask

of course. the fuck else would you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643347)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Stirring patrolman

lol @ disgusting standmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#30565674)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Stirring patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36454501)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Deranged metal meetinghouse mad cow disease

what a conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455120)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: big-titted base jap

Sit but the sps plastic hinges on my toilet seat keep breaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253560)