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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Adventurous Cordovan State
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
stirring indecent circlehead
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Rough-skinned factory reset button
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Rusted dashing kitchen telephone
  07/07/12
ty
Harsh slippery kitty public bath
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
beta aquamarine area
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Adventurous Cordovan State
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
beta aquamarine area
  05/23/12
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Adventurous Cordovan State
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
beta aquamarine area
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Adventurous Cordovan State
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
beta aquamarine area
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
brass pistol national security agency
  05/23/12
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Adventurous Cordovan State
  05/23/12
flame
rambunctious excitant blood rage casino
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
House-broken zombie-like headpube
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Adventurous Cordovan State
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
House-broken zombie-like headpube
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Adventurous Cordovan State
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
cerise thirsty home trust fund
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Adventurous Cordovan State
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
gay knife wagecucks
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
floppy metal locus
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
vivacious flesh hospital jew
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Offensive chocolate heaven persian
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
cerise thirsty home trust fund
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
beta aquamarine area
  05/23/12
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Adventurous Cordovan State
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
vivacious flesh hospital jew
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
azure gas station pervert
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Diverse Gold Sanctuary Electric Furnace
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Rough-skinned factory reset button
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
navy disturbing abode
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Talking Striped Hyena Ticket Booth
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
spectacular sex offender
  05/23/12
180
Burgundy trailer park
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
onyx multi-colored stage genital piercing
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
internet-worthy talented corner
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Irate menage ladyboy
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
internet-worthy talented corner
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Electric pink meetinghouse death wish
  05/23/12
ty
Harsh slippery kitty public bath
  05/23/12
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laughsome giraffe
  07/15/12
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stirring indecent circlehead
  10/14/12
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exciting unholy queen of the night
  06/24/17
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marvelous property pocket flask
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Harsh slippery kitty public bath
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Nighttime Stimulating Partner
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Opaque Glittery Dilemma Mad Cow Disease
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
French base
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
French base
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Electric pink meetinghouse death wish
  05/23/12
srsly?
Rough-skinned factory reset button
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
onyx multi-colored stage genital piercing
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Electric pink meetinghouse death wish
  05/23/12
link?
Rough-skinned factory reset button
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Rough-skinned factory reset button
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Concupiscible Brilliant Coffee Pot
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Submissive famous landscape painting
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Adventurous Cordovan State
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Curious coral antidepressant drug
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
spectacular sex offender
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Adventurous Cordovan State
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Brindle crawly double fault fortuitous meteor
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Adventurous Cordovan State
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
floppy metal locus
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Vibrant spot mother
  07/06/12
cr
Histrionic temple
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
floppy metal locus
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Vibrant spot mother
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Histrionic temple
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Cruel-hearted lavender halford
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
green digit ratio
  07/06/12
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Adventurous Cordovan State
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Swollen Doobsian Location Legal Warrant
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Razzle At-the-ready Lay Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Buff round eye stag film
  07/15/12
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Adventurous Cordovan State
  07/15/12
bullshit
Electric pink meetinghouse death wish
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Concupiscible Brilliant Coffee Pot
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Vengeful Shivering Chapel Philosopher-king
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Adventurous Cordovan State
  09/15/12
lol
provocative transparent feces
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Motley national international law enforcement agency
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Adventurous Cordovan State
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
razzmatazz cowardly forum newt
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Rough-skinned factory reset button
  10/04/12
tcr
Sepia Box Office
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
soggy institution tattoo
  09/16/12
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Sepia Box Office
  10/04/12
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Adventurous Cordovan State
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
trip silver point athletic conference
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Adventurous Cordovan State
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
trip silver point athletic conference
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Harsh slippery kitty public bath
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Adventurous Cordovan State
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
godawful hairless psychic
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
trip silver point athletic conference
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
razzmatazz cowardly forum newt
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
trip silver point athletic conference
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
odious crystalline main people
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
apoplectic underhanded dog poop
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Garnet rehab
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse milk
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Submissive famous landscape painting
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
walnut fragrant church building
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
floppy metal locus
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
floppy metal locus
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Submissive famous landscape painting
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Garnet rehab
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Adventurous Cordovan State
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Adventurous Cordovan State
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Federal saffron organic girlfriend
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
trip silver point athletic conference
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Adventurous Cordovan State
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
cerise thirsty home trust fund
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Vermilion zippy crackhouse
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
aqua set
  03/30/14
how did it go?
High-end Fear-inspiring Background Story
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
effete multi-billionaire
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Adventurous Cordovan State
  06/24/17
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Impertinent library son of senegal
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Violent Field
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
aqua set
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Adventurous Cordovan State
  06/24/17
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Violent Field
  06/24/17
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pontificating karate
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
hyperactive know-it-all candlestick maker puppy
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Violent Field
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Adventurous Cordovan State
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
cerise thirsty home trust fund
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
hyperactive know-it-all candlestick maker puppy
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Nighttime Stimulating Partner
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: stirring indecent circlehead

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Rough-skinned factory reset button

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Rusted dashing kitchen telephone

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Harsh slippery kitty public bath

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: beta aquamarine area

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: beta aquamarine area

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: beta aquamarine area

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: beta aquamarine area

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: brass pistol national security agency

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: rambunctious excitant blood rage casino

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: House-broken zombie-like headpube

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: House-broken zombie-like headpube

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: cerise thirsty home trust fund

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: gay knife wagecucks

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: floppy metal locus

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: vivacious flesh hospital jew

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Offensive chocolate heaven persian

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: cerise thirsty home trust fund

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: beta aquamarine area

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: vivacious flesh hospital jew

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: azure gas station pervert

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Diverse Gold Sanctuary Electric Furnace

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned factory reset button

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: navy disturbing abode

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Talking Striped Hyena Ticket Booth

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: spectacular sex offender

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Burgundy trailer park

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: onyx multi-colored stage genital piercing

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: internet-worthy talented corner

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Irate menage ladyboy

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy talented corner

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Electric pink meetinghouse death wish

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Harsh slippery kitty public bath

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: laughsome giraffe



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: stirring indecent circlehead



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: exciting unholy queen of the night



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: marvelous property pocket flask



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Harsh slippery kitty public bath

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Nighttime Stimulating Partner

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Opaque Glittery Dilemma Mad Cow Disease

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: French base

20/40 is limit

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: French base

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Electric pink meetinghouse death wish

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Rough-skinned factory reset button

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: onyx multi-colored stage genital piercing

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Electric pink meetinghouse death wish

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Rough-skinned factory reset button

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Rough-skinned factory reset button

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Brilliant Coffee Pot

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Submissive famous landscape painting

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Curious coral antidepressant drug

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: spectacular sex offender

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Brindle crawly double fault fortuitous meteor

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: floppy metal locus

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Vibrant spot mother

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Histrionic temple

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: floppy metal locus

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Vibrant spot mother

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic temple

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lavender halford

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: green digit ratio

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Swollen Doobsian Location Legal Warrant

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Razzle At-the-ready Lay Mad-dog Skullcap

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Buff round eye stag film

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Electric pink meetinghouse death wish

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible Brilliant Coffee Pot

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Vengeful Shivering Chapel Philosopher-king

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: provocative transparent feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Motley national international law enforcement agency

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz cowardly forum newt

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Rough-skinned factory reset button

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Sepia Box Office

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: soggy institution tattoo

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Sepia Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: trip silver point athletic conference

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: trip silver point athletic conference

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Harsh slippery kitty public bath

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: godawful hairless psychic

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: trip silver point athletic conference

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz cowardly forum newt

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: trip silver point athletic conference

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: odious crystalline main people

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: apoplectic underhanded dog poop

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Garnet rehab

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse milk

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Submissive famous landscape painting

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: walnut fragrant church building

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: floppy metal locus

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: floppy metal locus

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Submissive famous landscape painting

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Garnet rehab

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Federal saffron organic girlfriend

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: trip silver point athletic conference

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: cerise thirsty home trust fund

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Vermilion zippy crackhouse

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: aqua set

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: High-end Fear-inspiring Background Story

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: effete multi-billionaire

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Impertinent library son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Violent Field

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: aqua set

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Violent Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: pontificating karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: hyperactive know-it-all candlestick maker puppy

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Violent Field

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Adventurous Cordovan State

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: cerise thirsty home trust fund

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: hyperactive know-it-all candlestick maker puppy

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Nighttime Stimulating Partner

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)