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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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cobalt university kitty cat
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
zombie-like resort
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Concupiscible idiot
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Passionate cream round eye
  07/07/12
ty
Dark orchestra pit
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Pearl outnumbered hell private investor
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
cobalt university kitty cat
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Pearl outnumbered hell private investor
  05/23/12
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cobalt university kitty cat
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Pearl outnumbered hell private investor
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
cobalt university kitty cat
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Pearl outnumbered hell private investor
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Histrionic Senate Depressive
  05/23/12
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cobalt university kitty cat
  05/23/12
flame
diverse theater antidepressant drug
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Cruel-hearted Elastic Band
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
cobalt university kitty cat
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Cruel-hearted Elastic Band
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
cobalt university kitty cat
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
cheese-eating school cafeteria famous landscape painting
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
cobalt university kitty cat
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
ultramarine adventurous bawdyhouse athletic conference
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
naked indian lodge
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
cowardly meetinghouse
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
massive jade center
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
cheese-eating school cafeteria famous landscape painting
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Pearl outnumbered hell private investor
  05/23/12
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cobalt university kitty cat
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
cowardly meetinghouse
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
comical locale rigpig
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Demanding state
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Concupiscible idiot
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
smoky vibrant site
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
razzmatazz insanely creepy market
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Ocher 180 range
  05/23/12
180
Insecure Peach Trailer Park
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Razzle Balding Reading Party School
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
nubile lime pit death wish
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Bat shit crazy abode
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
nubile lime pit death wish
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
deep pozpig piazza
  05/23/12
ty
Dark orchestra pit
  05/23/12
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startling pocket flask deer antler
  07/15/12
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zombie-like resort
  10/14/12
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stirring den psychic
  06/24/17
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chartreuse jap
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Dark orchestra pit
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
misanthropic space national security agency
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
jet-lagged razzle-dazzle windowlicker
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
cyan location
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
cyan location
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
deep pozpig piazza
  05/23/12
srsly?
Concupiscible idiot
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Razzle Balding Reading Party School
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
deep pozpig piazza
  05/23/12
link?
Concupiscible idiot
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Concupiscible idiot
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
maize doobsian point gunner
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Self-centered Tattoo Ticket Booth
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
cobalt university kitty cat
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Fiercely-loyal heaven
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Ocher 180 range
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
cobalt university kitty cat
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Tantric mediation parlour
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
cobalt university kitty cat
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
naked indian lodge
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Judgmental hall
  07/06/12
cr
Jet infuriating giraffe foreskin
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
naked indian lodge
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Judgmental hall
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Jet infuriating giraffe foreskin
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
white volcanic crater
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
blue fragrant blood rage pisswyrm
  07/06/12
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cobalt university kitty cat
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
aromatic trust fund selfie
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
spectacular gas station
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
talented dead persian
  07/15/12
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cobalt university kitty cat
  07/15/12
bullshit
deep pozpig piazza
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
maize doobsian point gunner
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Fighting lavender affirmative action
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
cobalt university kitty cat
  09/15/12
lol
crimson laughsome dopamine stag film
  09/15/12
you have a problem
mind-boggling at-the-ready french chef
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
cobalt university kitty cat
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
sapphire garrison skinny woman
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Concupiscible idiot
  10/04/12
tcr
Multi-colored Area Juggernaut
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
rusted bossy marketing idea community account
  09/16/12
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Multi-colored Area Juggernaut
  10/04/12
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cobalt university kitty cat
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Charismatic bistre fat ankles
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
cobalt university kitty cat
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Charismatic bistre fat ankles
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Dark orchestra pit
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
cobalt university kitty cat
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
red forum
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Charismatic bistre fat ankles
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
sapphire garrison skinny woman
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Charismatic bistre fat ankles
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Flushed Stage Hunting Ground
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
mentally impaired factory reset button
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Heady dull theatre love of her life
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Mischievous brethren
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Self-centered Tattoo Ticket Booth
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
milky beady-eyed potus
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
naked indian lodge
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
naked indian lodge
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Self-centered Tattoo Ticket Booth
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Heady dull theatre love of her life
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
cobalt university kitty cat
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
cobalt university kitty cat
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Hideous hairy legs
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Charismatic bistre fat ankles
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
cobalt university kitty cat
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
cheese-eating school cafeteria famous landscape painting
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
indecent swashbuckling cuckoldry messiness
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Mint whorehouse boltzmann
  03/30/14
how did it go?
rose marvelous liquid oxygen jewess
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Purple Home Pistol
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
cobalt university kitty cat
  06/24/17
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up-to-no-good sanctuary cuckold
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
House-broken Pink Institution
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Mint whorehouse boltzmann
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
cobalt university kitty cat
  06/24/17
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House-broken Pink Institution
  06/24/17
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sick big-titted patrolman wrinkle
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Sickened circlehead
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
House-broken Pink Institution
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
cobalt university kitty cat
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
cheese-eating school cafeteria famous landscape painting
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Sickened circlehead
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
misanthropic space national security agency
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: zombie-like resort

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible idiot

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Passionate cream round eye

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Dark orchestra pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Pearl outnumbered hell private investor

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Pearl outnumbered hell private investor

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Pearl outnumbered hell private investor

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Pearl outnumbered hell private investor

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Senate Depressive

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748621)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: diverse theater antidepressant drug

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069314)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Elastic Band

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Elastic Band

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: cheese-eating school cafeteria famous landscape painting

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: ultramarine adventurous bawdyhouse athletic conference

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: naked indian lodge

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: massive jade center

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: cheese-eating school cafeteria famous landscape painting

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Pearl outnumbered hell private investor

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748674)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: comical locale rigpig

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Demanding state

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible idiot

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: smoky vibrant site

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz insanely creepy market

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Ocher 180 range

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Insecure Peach Trailer Park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Razzle Balding Reading Party School

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: nubile lime pit death wish

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy abode

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: nubile lime pit death wish

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: deep pozpig piazza

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Dark orchestra pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751210)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: startling pocket flask deer antler



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: zombie-like resort



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: stirring den psychic



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: chartreuse jap



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Dark orchestra pit

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: misanthropic space national security agency

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged razzle-dazzle windowlicker

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: cyan location

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: cyan location

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: deep pozpig piazza

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible idiot

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Razzle Balding Reading Party School

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: deep pozpig piazza

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible idiot

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible idiot

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: maize doobsian point gunner

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Self-centered Tattoo Ticket Booth

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal heaven

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Ocher 180 range

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Tantric mediation parlour

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: naked indian lodge

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Judgmental hall

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Jet infuriating giraffe foreskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: naked indian lodge

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Judgmental hall

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Jet infuriating giraffe foreskin

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: white volcanic crater

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: blue fragrant blood rage pisswyrm

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund selfie

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: spectacular gas station

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: talented dead persian

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: deep pozpig piazza

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: maize doobsian point gunner

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Fighting lavender affirmative action

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: crimson laughsome dopamine stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling at-the-ready french chef

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: sapphire garrison skinny woman

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Concupiscible idiot

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored Area Juggernaut

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: rusted bossy marketing idea community account

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored Area Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Charismatic bistre fat ankles

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Charismatic bistre fat ankles

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Dark orchestra pit

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: red forum

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Charismatic bistre fat ankles

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: sapphire garrison skinny woman

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Charismatic bistre fat ankles

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Flushed Stage Hunting Ground

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired factory reset button

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Heady dull theatre love of her life

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Mischievous brethren

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Self-centered Tattoo Ticket Booth

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed potus

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: naked indian lodge

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: naked indian lodge

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Self-centered Tattoo Ticket Booth

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Heady dull theatre love of her life

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Hideous hairy legs

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Charismatic bistre fat ankles

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating school cafeteria famous landscape painting

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: indecent swashbuckling cuckoldry messiness

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Mint whorehouse boltzmann

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: rose marvelous liquid oxygen jewess

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Purple Home Pistol

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: up-to-no-good sanctuary cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: House-broken Pink Institution

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Mint whorehouse boltzmann

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: House-broken Pink Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: sick big-titted patrolman wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Sickened circlehead

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: House-broken Pink Institution

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: cobalt university kitty cat

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: cheese-eating school cafeteria famous landscape painting

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Sickened circlehead

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: misanthropic space national security agency

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)