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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Brilliant bat-shit-crazy senate internal respiration
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
erotic sandwich shrine
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Twinkling cuckoldry background story
  07/07/12
ty
mahogany queen of the night digit ratio
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Copper stain pozpig
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Copper stain pozpig
  05/23/12
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Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Copper stain pozpig
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Copper stain pozpig
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Dark Step-uncle's House
  05/23/12
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Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  05/23/12
flame
Insane pearl gunner
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Brass elastic band garrison
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Brass elastic band garrison
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Adulterous know-it-all sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Hateful Elite Casino
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Aqua free-loading boistinker crackhouse
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
impertinent orchid deer antler depressive
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
vivacious underhanded striped hyena
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Adulterous know-it-all sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Copper stain pozpig
  05/23/12
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Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
impertinent orchid deer antler depressive
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
canary histrionic french chef theater
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Splenetic galvanic rigpig indian lodge
  05/23/12
do you still play?
erotic sandwich shrine
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
sapphire heady locus messiness
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Yapping affirmative action orchestra pit
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
mind-boggling marketing idea
  05/23/12
180
Odious antidepressant drug juggernaut
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Aphrodisiac territorial love of her life
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Ebony trip forum
  05/23/12
thank you brother
nighttime fiercely-loyal electric furnace alpha
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Ebony trip forum
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
brindle harsh sound barrier jewess
  05/23/12
ty
mahogany queen of the night digit ratio
  05/23/12
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fluffy pontificating whorehouse
  07/15/12
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Brilliant bat-shit-crazy senate internal respiration
  10/14/12
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Arousing boiling water
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
mahogany queen of the night digit ratio
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Jet-lagged ticket booth
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Impressive potus
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
dashing snowy kitchen
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
dashing snowy kitchen
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
brindle harsh sound barrier jewess
  05/23/12
srsly?
erotic sandwich shrine
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Aphrodisiac territorial love of her life
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
brindle harsh sound barrier jewess
  05/23/12
link?
erotic sandwich shrine
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
erotic sandwich shrine
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
gay clown
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
stirring church building
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Bateful stead
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
mind-boggling marketing idea
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Puce fanboi
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Aqua free-loading boistinker crackhouse
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
submissive house
  07/06/12
cr
Lake ape
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Aqua free-loading boistinker crackhouse
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
submissive house
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Lake ape
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Azure fortuitous meteor
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Contagious Sweet Tailpipe
  07/06/12
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Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Pink public bath
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Self-absorbed nudist stage
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Tantric Awkward School Cafeteria Partner
  07/15/12
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Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  07/15/12
bullshit
brindle harsh sound barrier jewess
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
gay clown
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Kink-friendly chestnut property
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  09/15/12
lol
razzle-dazzle seedy parlour patrolman
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Hideous smoky mad cow disease
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Cerise self-centered laser beams ladyboy
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
erotic sandwich shrine
  10/04/12
tcr
coral masturbator
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Abnormal spot sex offender
  09/16/12
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coral masturbator
  10/04/12
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Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Autistic Provocative Den Dragon
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Autistic Provocative Den Dragon
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
mahogany queen of the night digit ratio
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Cyan appetizing heaven gay wizard
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Autistic Provocative Den Dragon
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Cerise self-centered laser beams ladyboy
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Autistic Provocative Den Dragon
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
marvelous location cuckold
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
excitant windowlicker roast beef
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Swashbuckling dull center
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
misunderstood supple private investor trailer park
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
stirring church building
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
soul-stirring grizzly azn
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Aqua free-loading boistinker crackhouse
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Aqua free-loading boistinker crackhouse
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
stirring church building
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Swashbuckling dull center
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  03/28/14
lol idiot
ruby stage
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Autistic Provocative Den Dragon
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Adulterous know-it-all sneaky criminal
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Hairraiser Bbw
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Thriller Mustard Stag Film
  03/30/14
how did it go?
coiffed tanning salon macaca
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Domesticated Rebellious Theatre
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  06/24/17
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blue box office
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
abusive tripping rehab
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Thriller Mustard Stag Film
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  06/24/17
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abusive tripping rehab
  06/24/17
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Lemon beady-eyed goyim
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
vigorous aggressive university volcanic crater
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
abusive tripping rehab
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Adulterous know-it-all sneaky criminal
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
vigorous aggressive university volcanic crater
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Jet-lagged ticket booth
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy senate internal respiration

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: erotic sandwich shrine

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Twinkling cuckoldry background story

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: mahogany queen of the night digit ratio

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Copper stain pozpig

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Copper stain pozpig

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Copper stain pozpig

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Copper stain pozpig

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Dark Step-uncle's House

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Insane pearl gunner

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Brass elastic band garrison

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Brass elastic band garrison

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Adulterous know-it-all sneaky criminal

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

poker is my leak

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Hateful Elite Casino

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Aqua free-loading boistinker crackhouse

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: impertinent orchid deer antler depressive

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: vivacious underhanded striped hyena

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Adulterous know-it-all sneaky criminal

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Copper stain pozpig

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: impertinent orchid deer antler depressive

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: canary histrionic french chef theater

which casinos do you play at?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Splenetic galvanic rigpig indian lodge

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: erotic sandwich shrine

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: sapphire heady locus messiness

elaborate, please

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Yapping affirmative action orchestra pit

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling marketing idea

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Odious antidepressant drug juggernaut

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac territorial love of her life

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Ebony trip forum

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: nighttime fiercely-loyal electric furnace alpha

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Ebony trip forum

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: brindle harsh sound barrier jewess

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: mahogany queen of the night digit ratio

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: fluffy pontificating whorehouse



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy senate internal respiration



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Arousing boiling water



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: mahogany queen of the night digit ratio

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Jet-lagged ticket booth

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Impressive potus

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: dashing snowy kitchen

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: dashing snowy kitchen

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: brindle harsh sound barrier jewess

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: erotic sandwich shrine

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac territorial love of her life

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: brindle harsh sound barrier jewess

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: erotic sandwich shrine

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: erotic sandwich shrine

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: gay clown

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: stirring church building

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Bateful stead

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling marketing idea

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Puce fanboi

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Aqua free-loading boistinker crackhouse

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: submissive house

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Lake ape

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Aqua free-loading boistinker crackhouse

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: submissive house

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Lake ape

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Azure fortuitous meteor

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Contagious Sweet Tailpipe

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Pink public bath

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Self-absorbed nudist stage

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Tantric Awkward School Cafeteria Partner

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: brindle harsh sound barrier jewess

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: gay clown

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Kink-friendly chestnut property

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle seedy parlour patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Hideous smoky mad cow disease

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Cerise self-centered laser beams ladyboy

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: erotic sandwich shrine

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: coral masturbator

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Abnormal spot sex offender

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: coral masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Autistic Provocative Den Dragon

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Autistic Provocative Den Dragon

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: mahogany queen of the night digit ratio

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Cyan appetizing heaven gay wizard

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Autistic Provocative Den Dragon

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Cerise self-centered laser beams ladyboy

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Autistic Provocative Den Dragon

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: marvelous location cuckold

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: excitant windowlicker roast beef

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull center

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: misunderstood supple private investor trailer park

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: stirring church building

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring grizzly azn

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Aqua free-loading boistinker crackhouse

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Aqua free-loading boistinker crackhouse

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: stirring church building

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull center

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: ruby stage

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Autistic Provocative Den Dragon

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Adulterous know-it-all sneaky criminal

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser Bbw

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Thriller Mustard Stag Film

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: coiffed tanning salon macaca

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Domesticated Rebellious Theatre

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: blue box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: abusive tripping rehab

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Thriller Mustard Stag Film

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: abusive tripping rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Lemon beady-eyed goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: vigorous aggressive university volcanic crater

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: abusive tripping rehab

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy gas station

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Adulterous know-it-all sneaky criminal

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: vigorous aggressive university volcanic crater

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Jet-lagged ticket booth

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)