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Date: August 1st, 2005 3:11 AM Author: iridescent dead faggot firefighter parlour ?
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Date: August 1st, 2005 3:11 AM Author: Vivacious bipolar antidepressant drug multi-billionaire i would like to know this as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3464433) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 3:11 AM Author: frum coral stag film roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3464434) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 6:02 PM Author: Idiotic underhanded locale sweet tailpipe BAFF means many things to many people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3501415) |
Date: August 1st, 2005 3:12 AM Author: Chrome Location Digit Ratio If you don't know, you won't be able to understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3464448) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 3:16 AM Author: Appetizing crystalline dilemma pozpig it's like God. It's just there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3464477) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 3:17 AM Author: charismatic area useless brakes why are you guys so obsessed with me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3464489) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 1:59 PM Author: Aromatic fuchsia shrine quadroon BAFF for unreads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3466613) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 3:18 AM Author: Vivacious bipolar antidepressant drug multi-billionaire its something lsd related right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3464494) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 10:16 AM Author: Idiotic underhanded locale sweet tailpipe No one can be told who or what BAFF is. You have to discover BAFF for yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3465182) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 10:19 AM Author: Sapphire splenetic base BAFF is the One who cannot be known, but only experienced. He is the One who gives us light, and he is the One who can bring the darkness. His wisdom is eternal, and the burden lies upon the individual soul to gain access to this glory.
BAFF sits silently atop the USNEWS rankings, spreading his knowledge to we below. BAFF is the one true destination of the path of the law student.
BAFF is all this, and more. |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 10:45 AM Author: tripping ladyboy wrinkle fucker just tell us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3465286) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 10:48 AM Author: Sapphire splenetic base I cannot perform your journey for you. The path to BAFF must be discovered for oneself.
I can, however, provide you with your first step. This is the image of the One you seek.
http://i15-6.thefacebook.com/pics/1/4/s9104126_5427.jpg |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 10:49 AM Author: tripping ladyboy wrinkle oh yeah that guy |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 10:51 AM Author: Sapphire splenetic base You are young and full of energy. This is good.
But beware, my BAFFic neophyte: do not anger the One you seek. The benign beauty of the image you have seen can quickly change to the horrible, ugly aspect of hatred and terror. |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 11:14 AM Author: Mentally impaired house BAFF is the end and the beginning. He knows all, and yet knows little, if anything at all. He is
No, that's it. He just is
No period, no question mark, he just is |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 6:19 PM Author: charismatic area useless brakes Amen!
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:07 PM Author: hateful ebony theater Glory be to BAFF in the highest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500824) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:10 PM Author: Frisky misanthropic meetinghouse Glory be to BAFF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500854) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:17 PM Author: Idiotic underhanded locale sweet tailpipe In BAFF we trust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500906) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: vigorous cheese-eating gaping My life is owed to BAFF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500987) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:32 PM Author: Sapphire splenetic base All of our lives are owed to BAFF, my child. We must dedicate our lives to serving Him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3501060) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: Sapphire splenetic base FELLOW BAFFIANS:
The time we have awaited for lo so many years is neigh at hand! The BAFF has revealed to me the time and location of our great Awakening!
The BAFF has whispered unto me in a holy dream the name He has given to commemorate our holy ceremony! Let its divine name be known to all BAFFians throughout the world:
SUFFOLK LAW SCHOOL ORIENTATION WEEKEND
Yes, my fellow BAFFians! It is at the Sufflock Law School Orientation Weekend that we will assemble all of our believers and fall down to worship the BAFF! We shall be in His very presence, and He will reward His followers with the greatest of wisdom!
Gather your flocks, o ye Churches of BAFF! The time has nearly come! We must set aside our differences and accept together the touch of the the all-embracing BAFF, from the most conservative TTTist to the most liberal PCLian!
At the Suffolk Law School Orientation Weekend we shall meet our God, and His name shall be BAFF!
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:17 PM Author: Frisky misanthropic meetinghouse you really need to go to it and walk in yelling our "Corey, my BAFFian savior!!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500908) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:17 PM Author: Beady-eyed potus I'm there. How you getting there? by comet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500910) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:19 PM Author: Sapphire splenetic base Actually, you just take the Red or the Green line to Park Street. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500926) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:20 PM Author: Beady-eyed potus oh, I guess that works also. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500934) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:22 PM Author: Sapphire splenetic base Parking is really a pain in that area, and so the BAFF has highly recommended public transportation.
Glory be to His wisdom! |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:23 PM Author: vigorous cheese-eating gaping Glory!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500964) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:17 PM Author: hateful ebony theater LOL, I want to show up just to meet His holiness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500911) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:18 PM Author: ruddy space 180!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500916) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:21 PM Author: Idiotic underhanded locale sweet tailpipe The Triumphal Entry As they approached the Suffolk Campus, BAFF sent two disciples, saying to them, "Go to the village ahead of you, and at once you will find a donkey tied there, with her colt by her. Untie them and bring them to me. If anyone says anything to you, tell him that the Lord needs them, and he will send them right away." This took place to fulfill what was spoken through the prophet: "Say to the Daughter of Zion, 'See, your king comes to you, gentle and riding on a donkey, on a colt, the foal of a donkey.' The disciples went and did as BAFF had instructed them. They brought the donkey and the colt, placed their cloaks on them, and BAFF sat on them. A very large crowd spread their cloaks on the road, while others cut branches from the trees and spread them on the road. The crowds that went ahead of him and those that followed shouted, "Hosanna to the Son of David!" "Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord!" "Hosanna in the highest!" When BAFF entered the Suffolk Campus, the whole school was stirred and asked, "Who is this?" The crowds answered, "This is BAFF, the prophet from Lawschooldiscussion.org."
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:22 PM Author: Sapphire splenetic base Wonderful. Just wonderful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500956) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:23 PM Author: hateful ebony theater Bwahahahaha!
180 |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:24 PM Author: vigorous cheese-eating gaping brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500982) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:26 PM Author: thriller field mediation PREACH ON! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3500996) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:29 PM Author: Sapphire splenetic base We shall chose from among us a messenger. He shall be the strongest and the wisest of our tribe, and the most skilled in the ways of TTTdom. He shall collect the holy scripts we have written in the praise of He who is the highest, and he shall deliver them unto the notice of the BAFF himself. And we shall reap the rewards of his generous bounty, and the messenger shall be proclaimed a hero among men, and the right hand unto the BAFF.
Go, my children! Find me this giant among men, and let us entrust unto him our holy message unto the BAFF, so He shall know we have not forsaken Him. |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: vigorous cheese-eating gaping how shall we find this messiah? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3501075) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:37 PM Author: Sapphire splenetic base We shall find among us the one who has withstood the greatest temptation. We shall find the one who has been courted the most by the anti-BAFFians but has rejected their sinful ways for the one true path to BAFF.
We shall find the one who is like unto a paragon for all our BAFFic children in the following of the perilous and hard-fought path to TTTdom.
The BAFF has spoken the name of this one to me as I sat in meditation atop the holy mountain.
BRING ME DON BARZINI. He shall be the one to carry our holy message to the BAFF. Only he is deserving to be in His presence.
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:39 PM Author: vigorous cheese-eating gaping 10 quadrillion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3501144) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:41 PM Author: thriller field mediation A FATWAH HAS BEEN ISSUED AGAINST BARZINI. HE MUST PRESENT HIMSELF TO THE BAFFIST CLERGY WITHIN 48 HOURS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3501161) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:41 PM Author: vigorous cheese-eating gaping what has he done to deserve this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3501168) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: Sapphire splenetic base Place no trust in this imposter, my children! The issuer of this fatwah is no prophet of the BAFF! He is an agent of HLSatan, the anti-BAFF!
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: thriller field mediation BARZINI MUST PRESNT HIMSELF TO timvstim FOR BRIEFING SO THAT HE CAN CARRY OUT THIS HOLY MISSION.
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:44 PM Author: Sapphire splenetic base Begone, serpent!
The power of BAFF compels you! The power of BAFF compels you! The power of BAFF compels you!
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:44 PM Author: thriller field mediation I AM ON YOUR TEAM. I AM THE OFFICIAL FATWAH ISSUER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3501218) |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:45 PM Author: vigorous cheese-eating gaping BAFF will not have this bickery. END THIS AT ONCE!
In the name of BAFF! |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:46 PM Author: thriller field mediation HE DOES NOT RECOGNIZE MY AUTHORITY AS THE OFFICIAL FATWAH ISSUER, THEREFORE, A FATWAH HAS BEEN ISSUED AGAINST HIM. FOR HIS DEATH.
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:49 PM Author: vigorous cheese-eating gaping against timvstim? I thought his sect ranked highly amongst the legions of BAFF.
can a fatwah really be issued against him? |
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Date: August 4th, 2005 5:59 PM Author: hateful ebony theater Uh oh, do I sense the start of the "BAFFist Reformation"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=231044&forum_id=2#3501384) |