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RATE this full-on unhinged shrew meltdown (twist: it's a text)

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/24/im-26-whats-a-filter/
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
I dont understand what triggered her rage.
Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution
  09/24/13
Hence "unhinged"
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
...
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
i don't get what's so bad about the text sent by the guy. ...
Adulterous boiling water indirect expression
  09/24/13
I thought the text was as reasonable as it could have been. ...
coral trump supporter
  09/24/13
yeah if the exchange were posted by HIM complaining that she...
Adulterous boiling water indirect expression
  09/24/13
Can you copy and paste it? My internet is denying my access ...
sepia lay incel
  09/24/13
lol 2 books published *self publishes erotica/bs stories*
big grizzly organic girlfriend home
  09/24/13
When Quin Woodward Pu—a straight-A Asian-American extrovert ...
spectacular lodge
  09/24/13
Holy shit.
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
narcissism.txt
Nubile domesticated gunner electric furnace
  09/24/13
LOL, holy shit, is this what passes for "writing" ...
coral trump supporter
  09/24/13
OH, WHAT A TAPDANCE!
red razzle-dazzle sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen
  09/25/13
No ebook? :(
stubborn goal in life
  09/24/13
Obama's America
wine cruise ship haunted graveyard
  09/24/13
...
erotic ocher temple stain
  09/24/13
>>I overheard in the break room that those of the mong...
coral trump supporter
  09/24/13
All of the positive reviews are perfect 5 stars, given by ac...
cerise roast beef
  09/24/13
the positive reviews have the exact same tone/cadence. fucki...
Jet-lagged territorial quadroon
  09/24/13
...
Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond
  09/24/13
she's like Lena Dunham with even *less* self-awareness
misanthropic house-broken national
  09/24/13
When Quin Woodward Pu—an overweight, insecure barfly from Ge...
cerebral pungent international law enforcement agency
  09/24/13
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provocative death wish university
  09/24/13
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Amethyst Stage
  09/24/13
...
Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond
  09/24/13
no words. 180.
Disrespectful orchestra pit
  09/24/13
just lol it's funny when an AZN tries to rebel...and ends...
Boyish state
  09/24/13
...
Federal Laughsome Point People Who Are Hurt
  09/25/13
...
Federal Laughsome Point People Who Are Hurt
  09/25/13
You guys should google image her name. Omg haha
spectacular lodge
  09/24/13
absolutely ethereal
brilliant blood rage
  09/24/13
ew god, she nasty
exciting idiot dopamine
  09/24/13
Fatty
wonderful mint spot doctorate
  09/24/13
...
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
...
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
"party for my closest 125 friends" GTFO fat shr...
big grizzly organic girlfriend home
  09/24/13
she's fucking nuts. That's what guys in their 20s have to f...
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
...
spectacular lodge
  09/24/13
...
Impressive Effete Space
  09/24/13
cr
Jet-lagged territorial quadroon
  09/24/13
(gay)
Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond
  09/24/13
What is this cunt's problem?
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
goddamn she's so butthurt about being rejected
Nubile domesticated gunner electric furnace
  09/24/13
where's lisa rowe now to chime in "women learn to handl...
brilliant blood rage
  09/24/13
post fb screenshots pls
Nubile domesticated gunner electric furnace
  09/24/13
this woman is a narcissistic sociopath. the best thing you c...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
...
Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution
  09/24/13
"narcissistic sociopath" describes her perfectly. ...
alcoholic messiness clown
  09/24/13
ty
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
lesson: be very cautious about anyone you meet and even &quo...
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
perfectly normal, perfectly healthy
Arousing Claret Parlor
  09/24/13
I miss loveline
excitant candlestick maker
  09/24/13
...
Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond
  09/24/13
I dunno; I thought it was funny.
Saffron dashing community account business firm
  09/24/13
it was fine EXCEPT for the part where she sent screengrabs o...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
yeah that was weak for sure. didn't read the narrative so I...
Saffron dashing community account business firm
  09/24/13
yeah man, i read it and i was like ok, typical xoxo bashing ...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
yeah that is fucked.
Saffron dashing community account business firm
  09/24/13
its like torturing someone to death for shoplifting.
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
so it was okay for her to stew in inarticulable rage for 10 ...
Adulterous boiling water indirect expression
  09/24/13
please translate this into english sentences with punctuatio...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
so it was okay for her to stew in inarticulable rage for 1...
Adulterous boiling water indirect expression
  09/24/13
i must have missed the part about sending the text to him. m...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
She was insulted by the guy's use of the word "girl&quo...
maniacal theater crotch
  09/24/13
This is why texting sucks. No way she would have stewed as ...
olive confused stag film skinny woman
  09/24/13
Damn it. Why are these unhinged females always objective 9/1...
Charismatic tanning salon
  09/24/13
flame?
Topaz mad cow disease base
  09/24/13
(Retard)
violent gay wizard
  06/27/14
(Mr. Ed)
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
...
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
it's evolutionary -- their beauty is a camouflage
alcoholic messiness clown
  09/24/13
with extraordinary beauty comes grave personality defects. F...
Jet-lagged territorial quadroon
  09/24/13
...
brilliant blood rage
  09/25/13
If they were objective 9/10s and had great personalities, wo...
Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond
  09/24/13
(Retard)
violent gay wizard
  06/27/14
Unbelievable. So she ruins his career (guy is apparently a d...
cowardly kink-friendly dilemma
  09/24/13
where is anyone seeing comments on this?
Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution
  09/24/13
titcq i only see two
ivory forum reading party
  09/24/13
cq, i also only see two.
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
And they're like 5 hours in the future. How?
wine cruise ship haunted graveyard
  09/24/13
From OP: Funny thing is someone shared it on my FB and peop...
maniacal theater crotch
  09/24/13
What's implied is that the real reason she is pissed off is ...
racy dun degenerate
  09/24/13
She's pretty fat for a chink.
Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution
  09/24/13
cr, she has this long rant but there's no details about thei...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
...
Poppy plaza
  09/24/13
wow this guy dodged a bullet. she's incredibly narcissistic ...
ruby odious marketing idea chapel
  09/24/13
Spends most of the article playing up her own ego to show wh...
maniacal theater crotch
  09/24/13
i think earl nailed it above. her narrative is dishonest. ...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
leave a comment on her blog. I dont have tor so I wont.
racy dun degenerate
  09/24/13
i also don't have tor, but if anyone wants to copy-pasta my ...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
All definitely possible. Although I think it would be odd f...
maniacal theater crotch
  09/24/13
...
cowardly kink-friendly dilemma
  09/24/13
DC is full of gir... I mean "women" like this. Aft...
Appetizing underhanded crackhouse
  09/24/13
You mean SMART, EDUCATED, and BEAUTIFUL?
spectacular lodge
  09/24/13
Your attempt at humor sucks *cunt punches you*
Appetizing underhanded crackhouse
  09/24/13
In his defense, according to her he was completely hammered ...
maniacal theater crotch
  09/24/13
Yeah ... in many ways, I'm glad that I don't have many dates...
Amethyst Stage
  09/24/13
your dog ever run into some straight up bitches on his dates...
ivory forum reading party
  09/24/13
I think he's intelligent enough to avoid ones like this: ...
Amethyst Stage
  09/24/13
An Amazon review that she clearly wrote herself: From the...
Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution
  09/24/13
lol 180
spectacular lodge
  09/24/13
...
wonderful mint spot doctorate
  09/24/13
lol
haunting swashbuckling station
  09/24/13
Lol
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
Anybody who was planning to comment on her blog should revie...
Garnet diverse persian set
  09/24/13
CR. See how she likes having her "career" fucked w...
maniacal theater crotch
  09/24/13
...
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
good plan
contagious whorehouse
  09/24/13
This is why you should just not call or text back in the fir...
Garnet diverse persian set
  09/24/13
crrrrrrrrrrrr
wine cruise ship haunted graveyard
  09/24/13
cr
Dark Galvanic Principal's Office
  09/24/13
i sent a girl that clearly did not dig me and i clearly did ...
Primrose gas station faggot firefighter
  09/24/13
and Lisa Rowe thinks mens take rejection much worse than wom...
exciting idiot dopamine
  09/24/13
Someone needs to email her this thread
wine cruise ship haunted graveyard
  09/24/13
...
spectacular lodge
  09/24/13
wtf is this the writing is terrible
Supple bat-shit-crazy center
  09/24/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGnu3OdPLQ This stupid bi...
Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution
  09/24/13
LOL at the hosts having to keep her on-point.
maniacal theater crotch
  09/24/13
loled at James Joyce, for a variety of reasons
milky area azn
  09/24/13
LMAO 180. JJJ...get in here, bro!
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
...
bistre alpha private investor
  09/24/13
...
sticky iridescent kitchen legal warrant
  09/24/13
Lol at the hosts hesitating to call her an author
Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution
  09/24/13
also she claims to have read Ulysses "dozens of times&q...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
...
vivacious rebellious site mother
  09/24/13
are you suggesting that a deluded histrionic millenial femal...
racy dun degenerate
  09/24/13
Earl, i would never be so crass as to suggest such a thing.
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
...
cerebral pungent international law enforcement agency
  09/24/13
...
Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution
  09/24/13
...
bistre alpha private investor
  09/24/13
ok this shrew should be run over by a garbage truck i.e. slo...
brilliant blood rage
  09/24/13
the comments are starting to get 180, btw.
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
lol yes
very tactful onyx church building
  09/24/13
clearly xoxo work
spectacular lodge
  09/24/13
definitely, but there is a smattering of reddit army in ther...
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
Someone posted the XO link
maniacal theater crotch
  09/24/13
lol
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
that seems like a dumb move
very tactful onyx church building
  09/24/13
Based on another comment by the user I think it was a reddit...
maniacal theater crotch
  09/24/13
check out the dude's (presumably not real) facebook page. se...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
lol he just posted this: Bob Petumkin says: September 2...
maniacal theater crotch
  09/24/13
Bob Petumkin says: September 24, 2013 at 5:50 pm Hey fuckl...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
Sforza says: September 24, 2013 at 6:03 pm Stfu doobs ...
filthy cream half-breed den
  09/24/13
"I had no words–this never happens–" 100 percen...
very tactful onyx church building
  09/24/13
...
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
a stupid bitch lives in DC. news at 11
Jet-lagged territorial quadroon
  09/24/13
/thread
blue bearded trailer park becky
  09/24/13
estimated ETA on when she shuts down the comments section? ...
misanthropic house-broken national
  09/24/13
you guys realize that this will now be picked up by some oth...
ruby odious marketing idea chapel
  09/24/13
this is a net good. no way any sane medium condones her ant...
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
wow, OTR has a blog?
Light 180 Church Genital Piercing
  09/24/13
tyft
milky area azn
  09/24/13
lol
cerebral pungent international law enforcement agency
  09/24/13
No irony there
haunting swashbuckling station
  09/25/13
I love that there are literally two comments supporting her,...
misanthropic house-broken national
  09/24/13
...
spectacular lodge
  09/24/13
"today I went to Whole Foods and then made a protein-pa...
Primrose gas station faggot firefighter
  09/24/13
Who posted this gem? "You should consider watching “...
Citrine swollen hell bbw
  09/24/13
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
i laughed audibly at this comment for some reason: Emanue...
alcoholic messiness clown
  09/24/13
What's his moniker?
vivacious rebellious site mother
  09/24/13
...
Garnet diverse persian set
  09/24/13
that's a 4channer I bet
contagious whorehouse
  09/24/13
BOTH of her books are memoirs!?
soul-stirring overrated old irish cottage famous landscape painting
  09/24/13
she's lived a memorable life...
alcoholic messiness clown
  09/24/13
she literally advertises herself as a memoirist
soul-stirring overrated old irish cottage famous landscape painting
  09/24/13
Her first choice was professional quote maker
Garnet diverse persian set
  09/24/13
bro lots of people want to know what it's like to not go to ...
alcoholic messiness clown
  09/24/13
she's 26 and has written 2 books about herself. I can't. ...
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
180 comments, God's work.
cowardly kink-friendly dilemma
  09/24/13
wtf, why won't it let me poast comments?!
hyperventilating field coffee pot
  09/24/13
Oymuhvey Goyimhasmuhshekels says: September 24, 2013 at 6:0...
rose indian lodge
  09/24/13
why's that funny
talking tan jap
  09/24/13
crying and vomiting says: September 24, 2013 at 6:44 pm OH...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
sahvinegah says: September 24, 2013 at 9:56 pm Gave the eu...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/24/13
...
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  09/24/13
...
contagious whorehouse
  09/24/13
...
Amethyst Stage
  09/25/13
99% of Little Black Blog's facebook posts literally have 0 l...
wine cruise ship haunted graveyard
  09/24/13
The way he rejected her was condescending. “Sorry to be a do...
doobsian keepsake machete casino
  09/24/13
Anyone who says XO is dead is a stupid faggot. This thread ...
wine cruise ship haunted graveyard
  09/24/13
dumb young striver/social climber asian with a tranny face a...
cerebral pungent international law enforcement agency
  09/24/13
95839, love the IFNB comments
Titillating Rigpig
  09/24/13
lol, link?
contagious whorehouse
  09/24/13
...
ivory forum reading party
  09/24/13
Bob Petumkin says: September 24, 2013 at 5:42 pm That’s re...
Titillating Rigpig
  09/24/13
3456
ivory forum reading party
  09/24/13
Bitches be crazy yo.
bateful coiffed black woman locus
  09/24/13
op here not gonna lie it's almost scary to see what i unl...
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
how did 4chan find out about this exactly? how did you find ...
contagious whorehouse
  09/24/13
cq
wine cruise ship haunted graveyard
  09/24/13
saw on fb. no clue how anyone else got involved, probably so...
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
i'm pretty sure this is all xo.
cerise roast beef
  09/24/13
no, there are dudes repping 4chan /pol/ on there
contagious whorehouse
  09/24/13
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAh wow the guy sends an innocuous text mes...
Boyish state
  09/24/13
donny running shit ITT
milky area azn
  09/24/13
i'm a little late to the party but damn this is hilarious
Boyish state
  09/24/13
lol looks like there are quite a few xoers in the comments s...
Boyish state
  09/24/13
lol
duck-like vigorous philosopher-king
  09/24/13
xo was first on the scene
Stimulating stage
  09/24/13
Our jx.
razzmatazz hospital
  09/25/13
...
Stimulating stage
  09/25/13
pretty sure this HAS to be xoxo meta flame. this is literall...
Disrespectful orchestra pit
  09/24/13
reminds me that xo is RIGHT and GOOD
curious fuchsia cuckold
  09/24/13
...
spectacular lodge
  09/25/13
Wait wtf, why is a commenter on that site using "180?&q...
purple shitlib
  09/24/13
it's her weight.
cerise roast beef
  09/24/13
...
Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond
  09/24/13
...
spectacular lodge
  09/25/13
those comments are about the funniest internet ive read in w...
heady idiotic ladyboy step-uncle's house
  09/24/13
Why hasn't she responded yet?! I assume the comments from &q...
spectacular lodge
  09/25/13
it took her 20 hours to fire the missive at the dood
Jet-lagged territorial quadroon
  09/25/13
Yeah if that innocuous text caused 10 hours of rage stewing ...
Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution
  09/25/13
did you guys notice the image for the "one blogger like...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/25/13
Cotdamn Get to that page and ctrl-f "Malachi Dax&quo...
Stimulating stage
  09/25/13
Here’s a note from a guy who received a message like this on...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/25/13
This deserves its own thread.
Slimy round eye
  09/25/13
Holy crap is this really him? Not sure this was a good move ...
ruby odious marketing idea chapel
  09/25/13
Odds some random divorced dood in DC can write that well? ...
mildly autistic carnelian kitty cat
  09/25/13
this is the jewel part: If I were going to write about this...
Jet-lagged territorial quadroon
  09/25/13
CR got damn!
Hairraiser Place Of Business
  09/25/13
Someone invite this masterman to xoxo
spectacular lodge
  09/25/13
this is too much imo
stirring khaki school potus
  09/25/13
lol TBF went out with a fatty moonface. anyway i wonder w...
brilliant blood rage
  09/25/13
he kind of seems like a beta fag too tbh
harsh honey-headed mental disorder
  09/25/13
this comment i think is probably finely modulated xoxo flame...
razzmatazz hospital
  09/25/13
KILLSHOT
contagious whorehouse
  09/25/13
The Southern side won out on Ms. Woodward Pu's identity. Her...
Jet-lagged territorial quadroon
  09/25/13
Mother of god
Stimulating stage
  09/25/13
...
wine cruise ship haunted graveyard
  09/25/13
jesus. what a selfpwn debacle. i'm almost starting to feel...
Up-to-no-good ratface
  09/25/13
srsly. You can tell that when she wrote this she was 100% pe...
misanthropic house-broken national
  09/25/13
...
haunting swashbuckling station
  09/25/13
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-28406-post-541198.html
spectacular lodge
  09/25/13
Has she responded to this in any way yet?
wine cruise ship haunted graveyard
  09/25/13
http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/
deranged rehab
  09/25/13
http://twitter.com/search?q=quinwoodwardpu&src=typd&...
wine cruise ship haunted graveyard
  09/25/13
...
coral trump supporter
  09/25/13
really need to get Doodikoff's take on this whole thing
milky area azn
  09/25/13
...
bat shit crazy magenta party of the first part
  09/26/13
the comments on that post are more hysterical since they're ...
Motley nursing home chad
  09/25/13
...
Mind-boggling hall
  09/26/13
...
Salmon gaming laptop prole
  06/27/14
...
Jet-lagged territorial quadroon
  08/04/17
timely bump! what is it with these DC shrews, man?
milky area azn
  08/04/17
They love themselves and know what they want in a man :))
Jet-lagged territorial quadroon
  08/04/17


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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Stimulating stage

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/24/im-26-whats-a-filter/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104216)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution

I dont understand what triggered her rage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104277)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Stimulating stage

Hence "unhinged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104283)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104278)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:56 AM
Author: Adulterous boiling water indirect expression

i don't get what's so bad about the text sent by the guy.

he didn't imply that he was going to ruin her entire birthday. he simply said sorry for being "a downer" before it. so she's MAF simply because he used the word "girl" (which most females prefer because it makes them sound young) instead of "woman" and that caused her to try to get him fired from his job by sending screenshots of his "sexts" to his employer? what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104281)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: coral trump supporter

I thought the text was as reasonable as it could have been. Given that plenty of guys are douchey, this guy seems pretty decent.

Her response makes her seem majorly butthurt, and moderately pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104306)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Adulterous boiling water indirect expression

yeah if the exchange were posted by HIM complaining that she unjustifiably tried to get him fired from his job, i would maybe pause to think okay there's more to the story, the guy must have done something seriously wrong that's not portrayed in this series of texts in order to piss her off so bad...

but this narrative is completely from HER point of view, and if that's as bad as it gets, then seriously she has mental problems, and it's disturbing that commenters on her blog are already sending her congratulatory responses after reading it as if her actions were completely justified and appropriate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104325)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: sepia lay incel

Can you copy and paste it? My internet is denying my access to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104287)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: big grizzly organic girlfriend home

lol 2 books published

*self publishes erotica/bs stories*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104289)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: spectacular lodge

When Quin Woodward Pu—a straight-A Asian-American extrovert from Georgia with a penchant for vodka, designer shoes, and older men—receives her acceptance letter from Johns Hopkins Medical School, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways and continuing her fabulous VIP lifestyle and pursuing a more glitzy and glamorous career. Type A+ is the memoir of her transition from MCAT-teaching pre-med free clinic volunteer to directionless, yet fabulous and resourceful, freelance writer. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to attend a top medical program. She is encouraged by her histrionic but loyal friends—from an undiagnosed alcoholic roommate, to a bohemian BFFL, to a middle-aged playboy dermatologist boyfriend —to follow her champagne-soaked dreams of becoming a journalist.

http://www.amazon.com/Type-A-Quin-Woodward-Pu/dp/1463742223

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104332)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104338)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:09 PM
Author: Nubile domesticated gunner electric furnace

narcissism.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104344)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: coral trump supporter

LOL, holy shit, is this what passes for "writing" these days?

Type A+, Quin’s first book, is available online through Amazon or straight to your Kindle or e-reader.

An excerpt of Type A+:

I.

“You’ll feel just a little pressure, but after that, we’ll get you all fixed up and you can start having sex again!” squeals Elle, a bright-eyed first year who is about to perform her first pelvic exam. I’m at the free clinic, to which I am shackled to enhance my resume, despite having sent in completed medical school applications five months prior. My gracious mentor, who is thrilled about this pelvic exam because it is the most intrusive procedure a first-year may undertake, discreetly studies my face. I can feel her confusion: why am I not thrilled to be getting a hands-on experience with a bacterially infected female sex organ, from which we will obtain a sample to be smeared across a slide and subjected to a WetPrep? Don’t get me wrong, I love diagnosing STDs on morbidly obese, self-described “trysexuals” at the free clinic, but playing fast and loose with this woman’s cervix on a freezing Tuesday night in January just doesn’t sound appealing right now.

I stifle a yawn. The absolutely rancid smell of the undiagnosed ailment that permeates the room makes this a difficult task, as I must balance strict mouth breathing to avoid the odor with politeness as I try not to look bored with this irresponsible woman’s infection. Quite a tapdance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104407)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: red razzle-dazzle sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen

OH, WHAT A TAPDANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110378)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: stubborn goal in life

No ebook? :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104530)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: wine cruise ship haunted graveyard

Obama's America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104545)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: erotic ocher temple stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104557)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:51 PM
Author: coral trump supporter

>>I overheard in the break room that those of the mongroid race are susceptible to these pre-cancerous formations, and I make a note to not put baby oil on my hands as I bake like a Russet when the sun is not obscured by overcast clouds six months from now.<<

This reads like it's from a 9th grade creative writing class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104570)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:51 PM
Author: cerise roast beef

All of the positive reviews are perfect 5 stars, given by accounts with no other reviews or other activity, and not marked as "Amazon verified purchasers." How do we report this to Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104567)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged territorial quadroon

the positive reviews have the exact same tone/cadence. fucking hilarious. like when pink_cadillac, OTR tries a new moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104792)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:22 PM
Author: Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107452)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: misanthropic house-broken national

she's like Lena Dunham with even *less* self-awareness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104817)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:33 PM
Author: cerebral pungent international law enforcement agency

When Quin Woodward Pu—an overweight, insecure barfly from Georgia with a penchant for Twinkies, daytime TV and visually challenged and desperate men—receives her acceptance to Weightwatchers Institute, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her 8-designer-cupcake-a-day, sloth-like ways and pursuing a more sanctimonious and less caloric intensive path. Type A Diabetes is the memoir of her transition from feeling-eater to outspoken advocate of puerile, self-obsessed blogging. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to be a subservient, quiet and productive member of society. She is encouraged by her equally clueless friends—from a nearly aborted housewife, to a behemoth BFFL, to a middle-aged psychiatric patient boyfriend—to follow her chocolate-coated dreams of becoming a victim of a drug band message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106840)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: provocative death wish university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106890)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107402)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:35 PM
Author: Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107571)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful orchestra pit

no words. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107873)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: Boyish state

just lol

it's funny when an AZN tries to rebel...and ends up just making a mockery of him/herself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24108050)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:20 AM
Author: Federal Laughsome Point People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110386)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: Federal Laughsome Point People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110443)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: spectacular lodge

You guys should google image her name. Omg haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104298)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: brilliant blood rage

absolutely ethereal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104339)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: exciting idiot dopamine

ew god, she nasty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104395)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: wonderful mint spot doctorate

Fatty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104482)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: Stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104299)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104563)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:02 PM
Author: big grizzly organic girlfriend home

"party for my closest 125 friends"

GTFO fat shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104313)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:02 PM
Author: rose indian lodge

she's fucking nuts. That's what guys in their 20s have to fuck nowadays?

good luck, faggots. You really might as well go gay. jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104315)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: spectacular lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104336)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: Impressive Effete Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104805)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged territorial quadroon

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104815)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond

(gay)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107431)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

What is this cunt's problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104316)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Nubile domesticated gunner electric furnace

goddamn she's so butthurt about being rejected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104337)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: brilliant blood rage

where's lisa rowe now to chime in "women learn to handle rejection early on". not every woman is a perfect mesomorph like u lisa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104340)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:09 PM
Author: Nubile domesticated gunner electric furnace

post fb screenshots pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104341)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

this woman is a narcissistic sociopath. the best thing you can say for her is that she is not violent (yet). but she reacts to a minor slight by trying to firebomb this guy's career. She has no place in polite society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104345)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104364)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness clown

"narcissistic sociopath" describes her perfectly.

"I kinda have chemistry with pretty much everyone..."

lol ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104527)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104580)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:10 PM
Author: rose indian lodge

lesson: be very cautious about anyone you meet and even "test date" because it can be a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104347)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Arousing Claret Parlor

perfectly normal, perfectly healthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104348)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: excitant candlestick maker

I miss loveline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105365)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107434)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: Saffron dashing community account business firm

I dunno; I thought it was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104351)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

it was fine EXCEPT for the part where she sent screengrabs of sexts to his boss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104353)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: Saffron dashing community account business firm

yeah that was weak for sure. didn't read the narrative so I missed that part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104359)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

yeah man, i read it and i was like ok, typical xoxo bashing some poor bitch until i got to the part where she sent emails to his bosses containing screengrabs of their text history. like its at all relevant to anything but she wants to get him in trouble for sexting on the clock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104379)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:17 PM
Author: Saffron dashing community account business firm

yeah that is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104384)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

its like torturing someone to death for shoplifting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104389)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:23 PM
Author: Adulterous boiling water indirect expression

so it was okay for her to stew in inarticulable rage for 10 hours before going berserk and sending an aggressive text insulting him and his nine year old daughter because he used the word "girl" at the end of a sentence and was perhaps overly consolatory just IN CASE she was attached to him and he didn't want to hurt her feelings in that scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104413)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

please translate this into english sentences with punctuation and i will try to respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104418)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:28 PM
Author: Adulterous boiling water indirect expression

so it was okay for her to stew in inarticulable rage for 10 hours before going berserk and sending an aggressive text insulting him and his nine year old daughter because he used the word "girl" at the end of a sentence, and was perhaps overly consolatory just IN CASE she was attached to him (and he didn't want to hurt her feelings in that scenario)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104444)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

i must have missed the part about sending the text to him. my focus is on the life ruining shit. the text he can delete, send a screengrab to his friends and laugh about, whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104513)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: maniacal theater crotch

She was insulted by the guy's use of the word "girl" and the idea that she had formed any attachment to him. The guy was just trying to let her down easy. She saw it as condescending and blew up at him and insulted his daughter. All after stewing over the text for 10+ hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104452)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: olive confused stag film skinny woman

This is why texting sucks. No way she would have stewed as long and reacted as stupidly about this through a phone call. A text makes you want to "one up" the other person in writing in a way a phone call doesn't.

Oh, and of course, if her goal was to confirm for him that he was making the right decision, well, she accomplished that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104354)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: Charismatic tanning salon

Damn it. Why are these unhinged females always objective 9/10s?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104357)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Topaz mad cow disease base

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104370)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: violent gay wizard

(Retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#25829673)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

(Mr. Ed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104382)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104538)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness clown

it's evolutionary -- their beauty is a camouflage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104547)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: Jet-lagged territorial quadroon

with extraordinary beauty comes grave personality defects. For me personality trumps looks so I'd go for a nutella everytime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104924)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 11:29 AM
Author: brilliant blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110671)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:21 PM
Author: Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond

If they were objective 9/10s and had great personalities, wouldn't they have married their knight in shining armor long before 26?

That said, author in the OP isn't anywhere near a 9/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107441)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: violent gay wizard

(Retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#25829670)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: cowardly kink-friendly dilemma

Unbelievable. So she ruins his career (guy is apparently a dad to a 9 year old) because he decided he didn't want to keep casually dating her? Without so much as talking to him about it? OH WHAT AN EFFUSIVE COMMUNICATOR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104362)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution

where is anyone seeing comments on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104366)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:17 PM
Author: ivory forum reading party

titcq

i only see two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104380)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

cq, i also only see two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104385)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: wine cruise ship haunted graveyard

And they're like 5 hours in the future. How?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104520)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: maniacal theater crotch

From OP: Funny thing is someone shared it on my FB and people are telling her how great she is, no mention of the insanity required to react like this LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104404)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:17 PM
Author: racy dun degenerate

What's implied is that the real reason she is pissed off is that she fucked him on the first date and he P&D her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104383)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution

She's pretty fat for a chink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104398)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

cr, she has this long rant but there's no details about their trip out of town for the first date where she clearly fucked him. (when and why did you start sexting, young lady?) she's ir8 that his gambit worked. to be fair, the guy probably did that because he has a wife/gf, so i'm not sure we should be that sympathetic to him--he rolled the dice and lost, and if that's your game, be more careful instead of sending a peace out text--on the other hand, she's a fucking bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104401)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:28 PM
Author: Poppy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104447)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: ruby odious marketing idea chapel

wow this guy dodged a bullet. she's incredibly narcissistic but thats what seems to work nowadays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104388)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: maniacal theater crotch

Spends most of the article playing up her own ego to show what a "catch" she is and how this guy was so lucky she even gave him the time of day (notice how she kept subtly cutting him down by shortening dates and offering her email instead of her number). ADMITS that she was also hanging out with an ex. Then is upset that a single dad decided he wasn't ready for this relationship. Maybe he's still getting over an ex. Maybe he decided he needs someone serious and not so young because he would be choosing a step-mother for his child.

As she said they spent all of 20 hours together. He was nothing but respectful to her in his text. Maybe he should have called, but they only went on a few dates and she didn't seem bothered by that anyway. The fact that women are defending her actions is shameful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104399)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

i think earl nailed it above. her narrative is dishonest.

what actually happened is that he got her to go on an out of town trip and wined and dined her as their first date, pounded her vag, and then dumped her via text.

she had already told all of her friends about her romantic trip and she was humiliated once she figured out that the dude efficiently fucked her without taking her out on multiple dates and pretending to be interested in her life.

so she wanted revenge.

side angle: the guy probably specifically took her out of town because he didn't want to be seen anywhere with her, a fact that is just now dawning on her and made her even more ir8. This is either (a) because she's a horsefaced bitch and he just wanted to cross hapa off of his spreadsheet, or (b) he has a wife and/or gf in town.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104415)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: racy dun degenerate

leave a comment on her blog. I dont have tor so I wont.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104427)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

i also don't have tor, but if anyone wants to copy-pasta my comments, they can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104515)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:27 PM
Author: maniacal theater crotch

All definitely possible. Although I think it would be odd for him to mention a kid if he was still attached to the mother. Why mention ANYTHING about his family? So I think the wife thing is definitely off the table, but he was possibly courting someone else that he decided to go with, or maybe mid-divorce.

I agree she basically got pumped and dumped. Then don't put out so soon you stupid bitch!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104434)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: cowardly kink-friendly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104422)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Appetizing underhanded crackhouse

DC is full of gir... I mean "women" like this. After about 3-4 months you should be able to identify them instantly so this guy was either stupid or desperate as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104405)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: spectacular lodge

You mean SMART, EDUCATED, and BEAUTIFUL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104410)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:23 PM
Author: Appetizing underhanded crackhouse

Your attempt at humor sucks

*cunt punches you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104414)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: maniacal theater crotch

In his defense, according to her he was completely hammered when they meant. Beer goggles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104457)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Stage

Yeah ... in many ways, I'm glad that I don't have many dates. Less chance of running into insane self-absorbed chicks like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104430)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:28 PM
Author: ivory forum reading party

your dog ever run into some straight up bitches on his dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104442)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: Amethyst Stage

I think he's intelligent enough to avoid ones like this:

http://www.google.com/search?q=Quin+Woodward+Pu&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=NL5BUsSJJua_igKEj4DIBA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1281&bih=1346&dpr=1

Good fucking Lord. She even looks like a desperate, hefty bitch. Dude shouldn't have been surprised she reacted as she did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104473)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:27 PM
Author: Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution

An Amazon review that she clearly wrote herself:

From the first page, you will probably find yourself flying through this book roaring with laughter as fast as Quin drops $1,000 on a spontaneous shopping trip, speeds down an empty highway or downs a shot or two or three. Filled with amusing one-liners, barhopping galore and random encounters with a cast of characters across the country, Quin's book is very entertaining. Her honed, journalistic-like observation skills and wisecracks take center stage during her many trips with friends, excursions to the ER and bevy of run-ins with male suitors. Amidst the craziness, the adventure is rounded out with a touch sentimentality and Quin's determination to use her talents to the fullest extent.

A review from an actual reader:

wish I could write more about this book, mainly in an attempt to help others avoid it all cost. But I learned long ago to save my breath when reviewing terrible "literature."

Please, do not read, purchase or allow any other close friends or family come into contact with this book. You will not live out the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104441)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: spectacular lodge

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104454)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: wonderful mint spot doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104500)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: haunting swashbuckling station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104493)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: Stimulating stage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104548)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Garnet diverse persian set

Anybody who was planning to comment on her blog should review her books instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104553)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:52 PM
Author: maniacal theater crotch

CR. See how she likes having her "career" fucked with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104575)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104588)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 6:56 PM
Author: contagious whorehouse

good plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106661)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Garnet diverse persian set

This is why you should just not call or text back in the first place if you are cutting it off after like two dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104521)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: wine cruise ship haunted graveyard

crrrrrrrrrrrr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104534)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Dark Galvanic Principal's Office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104561)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: Primrose gas station faggot firefighter

i sent a girl that clearly did not dig me and i clearly did not dig her, so it was a totally reciprocal "this isn't a thing" situation, a text after our 2nd date in very similar language and she got mad as fuck.

any time a girl is rejected she goes into MELTDOWN mode.

also, look at these sexy young females. http://lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/dsc_2676.jpg?w=788

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104576)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: exciting idiot dopamine

and Lisa Rowe thinks mens take rejection much worse than women. LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104552)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: wine cruise ship haunted graveyard

Someone needs to email her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104556)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: spectacular lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104605)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Supple bat-shit-crazy center

wtf is this the writing is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104601)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGnu3OdPLQ

This stupid bitch groups herself in to her fake disease "hypo-mania" and then goes on to compare herself to Alexander the Great, Donald Trump, James Joyce and other luminaries while justifying her production of two horrible "memoirs" at the age of 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104602)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:07 PM
Author: maniacal theater crotch

LOL at the hosts having to keep her on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104634)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:08 PM
Author: milky area azn

loled at James Joyce, for a variety of reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104636)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: rose indian lodge

LMAO 180.

JJJ...get in here, bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104644)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: bistre alpha private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104646)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: sticky iridescent kitchen legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104649)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution

Lol at the hosts hesitating to call her an author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104679)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

also she claims to have read Ulysses "dozens of times".

no one has read ulysses dozens of times. James Joyce did not read Ulysses dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104752)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:20 PM
Author: vivacious rebellious site mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104953)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: racy dun degenerate

are you suggesting that a deluded histrionic millenial female is also a pathological liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104959)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

Earl, i would never be so crass as to suggest such a thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104963)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:39 PM
Author: cerebral pungent international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106867)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104631)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:10 PM
Author: bistre alpha private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104640)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: brilliant blood rage

ok this shrew should be run over by a garbage truck i.e. slowly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104650)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: rose indian lodge

the comments are starting to get 180, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104662)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: very tactful onyx church building

lol yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104678)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:25 PM
Author: spectacular lodge

clearly xoxo work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104686)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:31 PM
Author: rose indian lodge

definitely, but there is a smattering of reddit army in there also.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104715)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:32 PM
Author: maniacal theater crotch

Someone posted the XO link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104721)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: rose indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104729)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: very tactful onyx church building

that seems like a dumb move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104732)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: maniacal theater crotch

Based on another comment by the user I think it was a redditor. He also posted:

Bob Petumkin says:

September 24, 2013 at 4:56 pm

@Peter Green: you stink of xoxo lol

Reply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104751)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

check out the dude's (presumably not real) facebook page. seems like fucklaw's cousin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104781)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: maniacal theater crotch

lol he just posted this:

Bob Petumkin says:

September 24, 2013 at 5:40 pm

FYI I’m not a redditor

WHO IS THIS GUY?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104798)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

Bob Petumkin says:

September 24, 2013 at 5:50 pm

Hey fucklaw: hang your head high, my man, and be proud. I’ve got your back buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104928)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: filthy cream half-breed den

Sforza says:

September 24, 2013 at 6:03 pm

Stfu doobs

Reply

Bob Petumkin says:

September 24, 2013 at 6:12 pm

The Box is about to culturally enrich you

To Be Fair?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105492)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: very tactful onyx church building

"I had no words–this never happens–"

100 percent accurate, i'm sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104684)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:31 PM
Author: rose indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104717)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: Jet-lagged territorial quadroon

a stupid bitch lives in DC. news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104736)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: blue bearded trailer park becky

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104772)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: misanthropic house-broken national

estimated ETA on when she shuts down the comments section?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104780)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: ruby odious marketing idea chapel

you guys realize that this will now be picked up by some other blogs and we've probably increased her traffic ten-fold. EVIL ALWAYS WINS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104790)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 3:19 PM
Author: rose indian lodge

this is a net good. no way any sane medium condones her antics. insane ones will be apt to do what it is they do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105252)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Light 180 Church Genital Piercing

wow, OTR has a blog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104796)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:59 PM
Author: milky area azn

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104854)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:40 PM
Author: cerebral pungent international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106871)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: haunting swashbuckling station

No irony there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24111285)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: misanthropic house-broken national

I love that there are literally two comments supporting her, and they are the first two, followed by the pwnage. I imagine her posting this, then clicking reload as comments start popping in, and being very satisfied as the first two comments come in, only to see the epic stream that follows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104808)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:00 PM
Author: spectacular lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104861)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:01 PM
Author: Primrose gas station faggot firefighter

"today I went to Whole Foods and then made a protein-packed paleo Pinterest-procured pizza"

lololol "paleo" - she's still a heffer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104868)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:03 PM
Author: Citrine swollen hell bbw

Who posted this gem?

"You should consider watching “Warhorse.” It really puts things into perspective."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104877)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 3:20 PM
Author: rose indian lodge

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105254)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness clown

i laughed audibly at this comment for some reason:

Emanuel Rosenstein says:

September 24, 2013 at 5:38 pm

Oy vey! Way to teach this nazi punk a lesson!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104900)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: vivacious rebellious site mother

What's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104967)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: Garnet diverse persian set

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24104974)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:06 PM
Author: contagious whorehouse

that's a 4channer I bet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106722)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring overrated old irish cottage famous landscape painting

BOTH of her books are memoirs!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105073)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness clown

she's lived a memorable life...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105094)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring overrated old irish cottage famous landscape painting

she literally advertises herself as a memoirist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105103)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Garnet diverse persian set

Her first choice was professional quote maker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105107)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness clown

bro lots of people want to know what it's like to not go to med school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105141)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: rose indian lodge

she's 26 and has written 2 books about herself.

I can't. lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105261)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: cowardly kink-friendly dilemma

180 comments, God's work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105129)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating field coffee pot

wtf, why won't it let me poast comments?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105143)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: rose indian lodge

Oymuhvey Goyimhasmuhshekels says:

September 24, 2013 at 6:08 pm

Shalom, why you mad though?

I can't. ljl of bountiful 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105284)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: talking tan jap

why's that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24105708)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 6:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

crying and vomiting says:

September 24, 2013 at 6:44 pm

OH WHAT A MEMOIR

Reply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106565)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 6:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

sahvinegah says:

September 24, 2013 at 9:56 pm

Gave the eulogy for my grandfather Sid’s funeral last year. Without a doubt the hardest thing I’ve had to do in my entire life. Bawled hysterically the entire time and could barely pronounce the words on the page in front of me. Afterwards, my entire family thanked me for being so brave and courageously letting my emotions out. Strangers came up to me and shook my hand. Sid would be so proud.

The tears weren’t for my grandfather. What I’ve never told anyone to this day is that I’d seen War Horse the night before in my room at the Red Roof Inn.

Reply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106580)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:04 PM
Author: bisexual lascivious locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106705)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:07 PM
Author: contagious whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106726)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: Amethyst Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24109340)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:02 PM
Author: wine cruise ship haunted graveyard

99% of Little Black Blog's facebook posts literally have 0 likes/comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106695)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: doobsian keepsake machete casino

The way he rejected her was condescending. “Sorry to be a downer” stinks of patriarchy, as if the rejection from a male is capable of destroy a woman’s passion for life. She was obviously being sarcastic with that gown comment, but he was too busy wallowing in his condescension to even consider it.

Maybe next time he’ll think twice before doing what he did (and before her Birthday no less).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106751)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:17 PM
Author: wine cruise ship haunted graveyard

Anyone who says XO is dead is a stupid faggot. This thread is proof to the contrary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106772)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:25 PM
Author: cerebral pungent international law enforcement agency

dumb young striver/social climber asian with a tranny face and linebacker arms is vengeful, irrational, amoral, self-obsessed, and reacts like an ape to any slight.

news at 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106811)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: Titillating Rigpig

95839, love the IFNB comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106898)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: contagious whorehouse

lol, link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107061)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 8:59 PM
Author: ivory forum reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107302)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Titillating Rigpig

Bob Petumkin says:

September 24, 2013 at 5:42 pm

That’s really nasty take that kind of talk to the locker room where the REAL MEN hang out. You training twink, you do not COMMAND RESPECT around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107307)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: ivory forum reading party

3456

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107310)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: bateful coiffed black woman locus

Bitches be crazy yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24106940)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Stimulating stage

op here

not gonna lie it's almost scary to see what i unleashed here, esp when 4chan and/or reddit or whatever got into it

have we seen bb.com reppin in the comments or are they m.i.a.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107398)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: contagious whorehouse

how did 4chan find out about this exactly? how did you find out about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107561)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: wine cruise ship haunted graveyard

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107624)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Stimulating stage

saw on fb. no clue how anyone else got involved, probably some cross-posting pumo alerting the basement brigades. the comments turned full-on lunatic after awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107782)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: cerise roast beef

i'm pretty sure this is all xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107788)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: contagious whorehouse

no, there are dudes repping 4chan /pol/ on there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24108098)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: Boyish state

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAh

wow the guy sends an innocuous text message saying he doesn't want a relationship and chick flips out.

also, not surprisingly, chick is fug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107847)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: milky area azn

donny running shit ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107858)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Boyish state

i'm a little late to the party but damn this is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24108063)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Boyish state

lol looks like there are quite a few xoers in the comments section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107867)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: duck-like vigorous philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24108836)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 11:55 PM
Author: Stimulating stage

xo was first on the scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24108912)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 9:14 AM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

Our jx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110213)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: Stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110254)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful orchestra pit

pretty sure this HAS to be xoxo meta flame. this is literally perfect xoxo bait, this is what this board thrives on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107885)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: curious fuchsia cuckold

reminds me that xo is RIGHT and GOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24108006)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 9:08 AM
Author: spectacular lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110201)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: purple shitlib

Wait wtf, why is a commenter on that site using "180?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24107969)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: cerise roast beef

it's her weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24108019)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Glassy Learning Disabled Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24108259)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 9:03 AM
Author: spectacular lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110194)



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Date: September 24th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: heady idiotic ladyboy step-uncle's house

those comments are about the funniest internet ive read in weeks; excellent work XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24108123)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 9:19 AM
Author: spectacular lodge

Why hasn't she responded yet?! I assume the comments from "Quin Woodward Pu" aren't actually from her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110224)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 9:34 AM
Author: Jet-lagged territorial quadroon

it took her 20 hours to fire the missive at the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110252)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:32 AM
Author: Chocolate splenetic wagecucks institution

Yeah if that innocuous text caused 10 hours of rage stewing this onslaught could easily be her War Horse and she may have attempted something unspeakable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110438)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 9:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

did you guys notice the image for the "one blogger likes this"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110313)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Stimulating stage

Cotdamn

Get to that page and ctrl-f "Malachi Dax" - it's right near the bottom

Edit: GOAT POTUS has helpfully saved you wastrels the trouble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110336)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

Here’s a note from a guy who received a message like this once upon a time, Ms. Pu.

I think we’re probably good to go. The fact that you have your own condo, your own life, and a social blog centered around being a crazy single female in the middle of a town known for women whose entire life centers around non-essential functions (IE, galas, benefits, etc) is perfectly fine.

It’s just not for me.

It’s not that I don’t find you attractive. I’ve dated many women I initially found attractive, then realized I was more interested in her “exoticness”. I’ve found many women your age to be mature, intelligent, and capable of holding a conversation involving something other than the gossip column or what shoes someone was wearing at said function, but usually, they were capable of understanding when I wanted to talk about something else.

It’s not that you’re not smart, or that you’ve written two books that read like a series of gossip columns condensed into two self-publishing debacles.

It’s that if you felt so, so very confident in yourself and who you were, maybe you would have understood that I meant “dress down” because I didn’t want to have you show up to a t-shirt and jeans function blinged out to the nines. I like opera, I do. What I don’t like is your inability to listen. To comprehend. Or to pay attention to what you’re saying when it’s coming out of your mouth, or your fingers.

Hey, maybe I shouldn’t have asked you out on a date. Maybe I shouldn’t have tipsily staggered over to your table, and given you my email address. Maybe I should have actually paid attention to you tapping your phone left and right during our dates. Maybe I should have checked to see what you did for a living, and maybe, after I realized that you were self-centered, self-involved, and out to play the wild woman about town character with her “sassy crew of female compatriots”, yes, I should have walked away. I should have done it with more class. I should have refrained from doing it on my phone using text, but as I have gathered, you’re quite comfortable smearing anything people say to you on your phone in the interests of “gossip” and blogging.

But, hey. I tried to be nice. I tried to be pleasant, and I tried to explain to you, in short, that I don’t think you and I are going to work out. I had a good time on Saturday but in all honesty, you made me think there was something to worry about if I dated you. It looks like I was right.

If I were going to write about this little incident, I’d probably throw in some telltale dirt. I’d throw it in my own little blog. I’d mention how, late at night, with me and you making out, finding the angles all wrong, awkward, the sex never lining up, your inability to move your body in anything resembling coordination, with the sudden comprehension through the red wine haze that I was trying to mate with a female version of a cubist painting or an opera diva – bad angles, a hideous posturing, and viciously calculated stances. I was trying to have sex with something that held together under the highest tension of Spanks, creaking corsetry, tautly wired underbras and a careful two hours’ worth of makeup and hairstyling before even attempting to move, and once stripped of even the most basic of that armor, the expectation was for me to do all the work, in its entirety. I’d mention how you barely moved, how you lay back and moved your head fractionally, as if you were still in Kodiak, the prettiest girl in the bar, instead of the girl who has suddenly realized that she doesn’t even rank on the top 20 list, and comes behind most of the bartenders (who aren’t even the same gender).

I definitely shouldn’t have mentioned my daughter to you. I shouldn’t have talked about my life, and I guess the fact that the little text messages you sent to my employers are screenshots, and can be easily faked – as most gossip columnists who make their living by trashing other people’s lives and livings definitely know.

That said, I have to say that if you are so very, very crushed by my realization that I made a mistake, that you have to write a single blog post, that you have to rant about me, my life, my request for a single date with a girl who didn’t have to pretend she wasn’t everything she left in smalltown Georgia, or my own daughter…

…well. You spent four years getting an excessively expensive education, so you ought to recognize the quote, “Methinks the lady doth protest too much”.

For a more clear answer, if my single rejection of you, who you are, and the realization that I, a guy who was not only definitely older than you, but also had a more serious obligation to myself and my life, and what I was looking for in a relationship didn’t involve a trite partygirl whose most serious work conversation involves what someone was wearing to what society function, well, I’d say it’s got very little to do with my life, and far, far more to do with yours.

In other words, Quin, I think you cried your eyes out over a quart of Ben and Jerry’s, then hit the gym for doubles on Monday to purge the consolation ice cream from your system. I think you bought yourself some new shoes or a new dress; maybe some MAC makeup, and then stormed around thinking of the best way to respond, publicly, to show how much of a strong, sassy, independent single female that you are.

And it might have worked, had you not posted your flameout, your immature little post, and attempted to “snark” your way at my job. The problem is, Quin, you’re not Carrie from Sex and the City. You’re a smalltown Georgia girl by way of Alaska who tried like hell to shake off the red clay and the salmon to make it in the DC area. You’re not witty, and your writing is filled with cliche, hacks, and one-offs that read like a bad comedy sketch.

But I want to say I did think you were smart, funny, and cool. I do. Everything that was presented to me at the bar, on our date, and everything else said you were a great girl. But underneath it, the Spanks, the red wine stains on the couch, the sloppiness, and the exhaustingly applied layers of makeup shone through.

I regret texting you. I regret making sexts to you. But in all honesty, I regret that you felt so lonely, so threatened, and so afraid of being rejected that you found solace in making any and every excuse in the book to demand “respect”.

So I should say that I thought you were smart, funny, and cool. Now I think you’re sad, lonely, and barely holding it together under a tough, alpha bitch veneer, a revamped True Life version of Sex and the City, and drowning any challenge to that fragile little illusion under Vermont ice cream and gallons of red wine.

And now I just think of you that way. Awkward angles. Lights out to remove any hint of the supporting underwear or hosiery, and only when you come home at the latest hour possible, do I think of you as you are – a half-empty glass of red wine on the table beside the couch, a melting pint of ice cream, and heels in an awkward ying-yang comfiguration from where you released your aching feet.

So to be truthful, I don’t find you sexy, or smart, or cool – I pity you. Because in only a few hours will you get up, layer on makeup and clothing, and you’ll go back out, convinced that because you wrote a post about a guy you barely know, you’ve vindicated your life, and what you do. Yet the entirety of your life’s work thus far has come down to this: a petty post by a jilted girl on a blog about the pettiest lives in the most vibrant, important city in the nation.

I only wish you knew how utterly sad and pathetic that makes your life.

So thanks, but no thanks, and I hope you find what you’re looking for. After all, you like men, don’t you?

Anywhere else, that’d be an open admission. Here, it’s just you being a sassy, single girl in the city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110362)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:20 AM
Author: Slimy round eye

This deserves its own thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110390)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: ruby odious marketing idea chapel

Holy crap is this really him? Not sure this was a good move for him but wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110400)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: mildly autistic carnelian kitty cat

Odds some random divorced dood in DC can write that well?

Its def a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110474)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:28 AM
Author: Jet-lagged territorial quadroon

this is the jewel part:

If I were going to write about this little incident, I’d probably throw in some telltale dirt. I’d throw it in my own little blog. I’d mention how, late at night, with me and you making out, finding the angles all wrong, awkward, the sex never lining up, your inability to move your body in anything resembling coordination, with the sudden comprehension through the red wine haze that I was trying to mate with a female version of a cubist painting or an opera diva – bad angles, a hideous posturing, and viciously calculated stances. I was trying to have sex with something that held together under the highest tension of Spanks, creaking corsetry, tautly wired underbras and a careful two hours’ worth of makeup and hairstyling before even attempting to move, and once stripped of even the most basic of that armor, the expectation was for me to do all the work, in its entirety. I’d mention how you barely moved, how you lay back and moved your head fractionally, as if you were still in Kodiak, the prettiest girl in the bar, instead of the girl who has suddenly realized that she doesn’t even rank on the top 20 list, and comes behind most of the bartenders (who aren’t even the same gender).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110420)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser Place Of Business

CR got damn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110698)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: spectacular lodge

Someone invite this masterman to xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110464)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: stirring khaki school potus

this is too much imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110661)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: brilliant blood rage

lol TBF went out with a fatty moonface.

anyway i wonder what a truly introspective female feels when they read something like this, so devastating, striking at the very heart of their deepest, most inescapable flaws. are they filled with unbearable shame and despair? lol j/k didn't read.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1552283&forum_id=2#17412079

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110727)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 12:24 PM
Author: harsh honey-headed mental disorder

he kind of seems like a beta fag too tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110933)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: razzmatazz hospital

this comment i think is probably finely modulated xoxo flame based on the ulysses reference, for which the guy would have to have seen the video discussed here, but i could be wrong:

Rich Moyer says:

September 25, 2013 at 1:57 pm

Quin,

The verdict is clearly in regarding your actions and your decision to post them on a blog that also appears to be your “professional” one, so I won’t repeat what’s been said. However, you should also understand that you’ve drastically set back if not ruined any chance you may have had at a prosperous freelance writing career.

I say this as a person whose job it is to review pitches for an online publication I won’t name here, but is one that, if you are younger than 40, you have definitely heard of and probably read at least once a month. Our unique hits/month number is usually around ten times the population of Washington, D.C.

When I get a pitch from a new writer, I see what I can learn about the writer online. If you pitched us, I would be on this page or an archived version of it within two minutes of knowing your name.

Your online presence shows that you lack kindness and decency (this post), and also have issues with honesty–for example, your claim to have read Ulysses “dozens of times” is completely unbelievable, and this is exactly the sort of embellishment that ruins journalist and memoirist careers.

For these reasons, no matter how good your hypothetical pitch was, there is no chance I would ever pass it on to any section editor at our publication. If you want to believe I am some sort of outlier, so be it. But know that I passed this around to a few of my colleagues and their reaction mirrored–in a slightly less troll-like tone–some of the more enraged comments above. Our “Women” section editor’s jaw practically hit her desk and she was still shaking her head when I left her.

And just to disabuse you of a notion that may or may not have entered your head over the last 24 hours, this is NOT the sort of publicity that will help you in any way.

Character does not change overnight. You have a lot of work to do–that has nothing to do with writing–if you ever want this as a career. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110376)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:27 AM
Author: contagious whorehouse

KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110414)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: Jet-lagged territorial quadroon

The Southern side won out on Ms. Woodward Pu's identity. Her aunt teaches etiquette in South Carolina. She is eligible for Daughters of the American Revolution. Ms. Woodward Pu sums it up. "For better or for worse, Paris Hilton made bad publicity a good thing. Like many Southern families, my family always strived to look like we had money, not the local trailer trash.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110467)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: Stimulating stage

Mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110591)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: wine cruise ship haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24111298)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good ratface

jesus. what a selfpwn debacle. i'm almost starting to feel sorry for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110434)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:34 AM
Author: misanthropic house-broken national

srsly. You can tell that when she wrote this she was 100% percent confident that it would go over very well and that she would receive near unanimous support. And the fact that the first two comments up are the "you go girl" type comments that she was expecting makes it even funnier, because I imagine her reading the comments as they pop up and, for a brief moment, feeling even more validated and smug, before the relentless stream of pwnage started coming in.

Very few times in my life have I seen such a stark example of self-pwnage, such a vast disparity between the reaction the person was expecting and the reaction they end up getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110445)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: haunting swashbuckling station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110468)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: spectacular lodge

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-28406-post-541198.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24110859)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: wine cruise ship haunted graveyard

Has she responded to this in any way yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24111314)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: deranged rehab

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24111331)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 1:52 PM
Author: wine cruise ship haunted graveyard

http://twitter.com/search?q=quinwoodwardpu&src=typd&f=realtime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24111322)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 1:57 PM
Author: coral trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24111347)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 2:37 PM
Author: milky area azn

really need to get Doodikoff's take on this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24111572)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 6:57 PM
Author: bat shit crazy magenta party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24119136)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Motley nursing home chad

the comments on that post are more hysterical since they're seen by the public. 180, gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24111619)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#24119516)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Salmon gaming laptop prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#25829563)



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Date: August 4th, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Jet-lagged territorial quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#33915790)



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Date: August 4th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: milky area azn

timely bump! what is it with these DC shrews, man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#33915856)



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Date: August 4th, 2017 8:56 AM
Author: Jet-lagged territorial quadroon

They love themselves and know what they want in a man :))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2369955&forum_id=2#33915863)