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partnership vote tomorrow morning

Fuck me in the ass brothers. How did time go by so quickly?
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
Any good candidates for you and your partbers to promote man...
free-loading sound barrier haunted graveyard
  11/12/13
Has no one been in this position brothers? I am really nerv...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
Sounds like they negged you petty good
Violet Principal's Office Mediation
  11/12/13
How so?
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
You: hey, how was that memo I gave you? Boomer: Not bad, ...
Violet Principal's Office Mediation
  11/12/13
The funny thing is that I have never done any work for eithe...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
lol DESCRIBE how these aspie boomers got in your face and to...
Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested
  11/12/13
When I applied there was evidently a schism between the part...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
Maybe it was a joke
spruce deep temple therapy
  11/12/13
This individual has engaged in a pattern of behavior which s...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
He sounds like a huge passive-aggressive beta faggot.
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  11/13/13
he sounds like a lawyer
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  11/15/13
You should have punched him in the face with both fists at t...
iridescent supple mood
  11/12/13
Throw in a kick to the nuts for full scorpion attack
Mint hell
  11/13/13
serious aspie
Impressive Lake Site Faggot Firefighter
  11/13/13
What do the rainmakers think? thats all that matters
spruce deep temple therapy
  11/12/13
They like me, with one exception. It is just so odd. Norma...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
wait, are you clearly even up for partner? if you were, you...
Appetizing boistinker tattoo
  11/12/13
Yes, I have been told I am up for partnership this year mult...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
Pounding some brews, brothers. Not as nervous.
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
Good luck
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  11/12/13
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  11/12/13
will you abandon this flame tonight or keep it up through to...
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  11/12/13
Brother, I am not flaming. Anyone who has been around long ...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
signs you've been xo too long: when people who you remember...
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  11/12/13
Cr
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  11/12/13
Fair enough. I started posting in 2006, the year I graduate...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
brother I was talking about me. we all old school up in thi...
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  11/12/13
this board has gone from pump-and-dump threading to wedding ...
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  11/15/13
Good luck, brother.
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  11/12/13
Size of firm?
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  11/12/13
40-50 attorneys
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
What is the buy in? What is your income afterwards?
bateful potus place of business
  11/12/13
What will you do if they toss a file in front of you listing...
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  11/12/13
obviously depends on whether they are using the poasts as a ...
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  11/12/13
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  11/13/13
LOL, negotiate favorable severance terms
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/12/13
good luck brother
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  11/12/13
Any update? Thinking of you. Do you really want to mak...
saffron laughsome theater
  11/12/13
Answer my question.
saffron laughsome theater
  11/13/13
I don't know if I really want it. Probably a moot point now...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
Thinking of you? FAG
mewling white spot
  11/13/13
Jerking off to you.
saffron laughsome theater
  11/13/13
Flame accomplished
spruce deep temple therapy
  11/13/13
First of all, fuck you. Have we really descended to a point...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
wait, so did the breakfast thing happen and you were just no...
smoky titillating range
  11/13/13
Did not happen at all. I was the only one up for it this ye...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
Do you think they read this thread?
saffron laughsome theater
  11/13/13
Is there any chance you were forgotten? *Morning meeting...
iridescent supple mood
  11/13/13
Just fix the glitch and it will take care of itself.
mewling white spot
  11/13/13
Not a big enough firm for that to happen. You made me lol t...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
fuck I lol'd
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  11/13/13
<><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><>
Violet Principal's Office Mediation
  11/13/13
:(
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
Lol instant meme
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lol
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180^180.
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No bagels & cream cheese = Career Pwned?
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  11/13/13
Brother, it is usually a really nice catered breakfast. I d...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
lol this sounds like an episode of ally mcbeal edit: I am...
dull concupiscible ladyboy garrison
  11/13/13
I enjoyed the pathos of the last line.
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  11/13/13
truly sorry for his lox
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I CANT...HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD!!!?!?! ROFLLES FOR AL...
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  06/22/14
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  11/13/13
best of luck brother
iridescent supple mood
  11/13/13
I've seen people get dinged, hang on a year, then get it nex...
Well-lubricated wild chad
  11/13/13
i've seen people hang on for a year then get in the followin...
sable library death wish
  11/13/13
This thread has made me sad.
Buff odious national old irish cottage
  11/13/13
Especially for a smaller firm it is plausible that they migh...
mind-boggling cyan stage
  11/13/13
cr. Chin up brother.
Well-lubricated wild chad
  11/13/13
Yeah, it doesn't sound like I am getting fired. I was just ...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
Do you not have a mentor? You need a rabbi for this process...
saffron laughsome theater
  11/13/13
My mentor is a screamer. Aside from my annual reviews the l...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
You gotta have someone you can talk to.
Well-lubricated wild chad
  11/13/13
I do. There are partners who I was an associate with. I wi...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
CR. Find the greenest partner you are cool with and ask him...
Underhanded Church
  11/13/13
the fact that it sounds like this didnt occur to op tends to...
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  11/13/13
no breakfast
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  11/13/13
i find it condescending and patronizing that goyim in the la...
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  11/13/13
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Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested
  11/13/13
*does 30 squats*
Scarlet bonkers pocket flask public bath
  11/13/13
you seem sweaty. how about a shower?
Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested
  11/13/13
180
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  11/13/13
fun exchange
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  11/13/13
rude.
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  11/13/13
FWIW, I had people asking me to start new matters months aft...
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  11/13/13
Thanks for the pick me up.
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
Sorry, man. Just saying I wouldn't read too much into that ...
wine racy forum
  11/13/13
How would you respond?
iridescent supple mood
  11/13/13
Told them I had more pressing matters.
wine racy forum
  11/14/13
how much do you make now and how much do new partners make?
Appetizing boistinker tattoo
  11/13/13
Agree with this. Any sort of past process is out the window...
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  11/13/13
bummer
Vermilion Adventurous Parlour Goyim
  11/13/13
To the victor goes the spoils I guess.
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  11/13/13
no breakfast
Violent university
  11/13/13
Pretty fucking shitty of them to keep you dangling without a...
Cobalt voyeur
  11/13/13
no breakfast
Violent university
  11/13/13
OP thought shit was going to go down one way with the aspie ...
Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested
  11/13/13
...
Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested
  11/13/13
OMG...this is hilarious. Did this all happen in one episode?
iridescent supple mood
  11/13/13
Holy shit, 180^180
Violet Principal's Office Mediation
  11/13/13
cr. OP didn't think it be like it is, but it do.
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  11/13/13
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Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested
  11/13/13
lol @ the partner putting the headphones on while he's shovi...
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Law firms seem like awesome places to work
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  11/13/13
our partners are having their vote right now. i'm not up th...
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  11/13/13
No one except my secretary has said a word to me all day. F...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
Go out in a blaze of glory, man.
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  11/13/13
what would the pay raise have been? who knows. maybe th...
Appetizing boistinker tattoo
  11/13/13
1.) No idea. They keep us completely in the dark. 2.) ...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
Did you get lunch at least?
wine racy forum
  11/13/13
no breakfast
Violent university
  11/13/13
No.
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
when I started at my firm, which sounds similar in size to y...
Appetizing boistinker tattoo
  11/13/13
I'm not an idiot. I have asked the questions. I have a gen...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
no breakfast
Violent university
  11/13/13
did they tell you that you were going to make partner this y...
Appetizing boistinker tattoo
  11/13/13
They said I was up for partnership this year.
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
no breakfast
Violent university
  11/13/13
Did you at least cope a beer at lunch?
bateful potus place of business
  11/13/13
No. I just drove around for a little bit and listened to a ...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
No Breakfast of Champions? Edit - Eff just read your post...
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  11/13/13
Dont most places make you partner after your 8th year, not d...
mind-boggling cyan stage
  11/13/13
have you talked to anyone at your firm about partnership?
Appetizing boistinker tattoo
  11/13/13
Not since the vote. I was told "you are on track and u...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
I was asking Earl, but I was curious about you too.
Appetizing boistinker tattoo
  11/13/13
yes it's pretty transparent. That said, even though I am ...
mind-boggling cyan stage
  11/13/13
ah. and you got dinged a class year. I am 2005, but I to...
Appetizing boistinker tattoo
  11/13/13
I actually didn't get dinged a class year, with respect to m...
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  11/13/13
Time for dat PLZ RESPOND
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  11/13/13
Sender: fukt, heim Recipient: partner, managing Subject: p...
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  11/13/13
From: Partner, Managing To: Fucked, Heim Subject: RE: plz ...
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  11/13/13
lol
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  11/20/13
Just LOL @ OP
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  11/13/13
should've murdered the unsupportive partners in the parking ...
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  11/13/13
Worst part will be telling my wife. She has called like 8 t...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
do you think she made darnell breakfast
thirsty red native
  11/13/13
I have problems, but my wife cheating is not one of them.
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
Ah, fuck man. I hope she's supportive and all that. What a...
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  11/13/13
Dude. Listen to me. NOW you might get to spend some fuck...
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  11/13/13
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  11/13/13
(the next Rudolph)
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  11/15/13
:: Enters attorney dining room expecting lavish breakfast bu...
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  11/13/13
I guess that is a plus. I was not riddled with areas from a...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
What's your net worth at?
wine racy forum
  11/13/13
Well its official, no one has said a goddamn word to me toda...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
(Guy who is done here)
mewling white spot
  11/13/13
Why couldn't the breakfast be tomorrow? Or did I miss somet...
wine racy forum
  11/13/13
Make your wife make Brinner just to spite those assholes.
frozen station digit ratio
  11/13/13
Gosh I am pissed. Wife thinks I am being silly. When I tri...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
dude, sorry bro. sure they will make you partner soon. w...
Appetizing boistinker tattoo
  11/13/13
Starhawk by Jack Mcdevitt.
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
you are lead attorney... did you bring these MM cases to the...
mind-boggling cyan stage
  11/13/13
Yes and no, I was assigned one of these cases in the past ye...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/13/13
Bro, you need to talk to a partner about it. They're dicks ...
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  11/13/13
NOWAG?
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I have a feeeling there'll be a huge breakfast waiting for y...
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...
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  11/13/13
Lox and cream cheese this morning?
Appetizing boistinker tattoo
  11/14/13
Did this dude just stop posting after getting no-breakfasted...
wine racy forum
  11/14/13
Dude is probably at IHOP eating UNLIMITED pancakes, lurking ...
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  11/14/13
Stuffing his face with yeasty doughy despair.
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  11/14/13
To be fair, he could have gorged on that sweet sweet breakfa...
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  11/14/13
Man, you may be right. Who wouldn't gorge on this? http:...
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  11/14/13
Where is this no-breakfasted motherfucker, anyways?
free-loading sound barrier haunted graveyard
  11/15/13
Here I am. Still no breakfast. :(
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/15/13
You cop dat dunkin donuts egg & cheese croissant on your...
wine racy forum
  11/15/13
No, brother. I was here at 5:30 a.m. hung over as fuck work...
Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king
  11/15/13
If you are ever in LA I will buy you breakfast bro
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  11/15/13
HE GOT BREAKFAST!
saffron laughsome theater
  11/20/13
Are we talking about consideration for non-equity or equity ...
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  11/21/13
Breakfast?
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  10/16/23
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Date: November 12th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Fuck me in the ass brothers. How did time go by so quickly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24423977)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: free-loading sound barrier haunted graveyard

Any good candidates for you and your partbers to promote man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24423997)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Has no one been in this position brothers? I am really nervous. I have never had the "talk". Other partners have made comments like "well, I had better sign it. You won't be a partner for x months." At the same time, there are at least two individuals who are very much against me and have told me on multiple occasions over the past six years that they did not support hiring me (I was a lateral).

Part of me just wants to get my walking papers. What happens if no one says anything to me after the meeting, am I fucked? Is a majority or 2/3s vote standard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424328)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: Violet Principal's Office Mediation

Sounds like they negged you petty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424339)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424362)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: Violet Principal's Office Mediation

You: hey, how was that memo I gave you?

Boomer: Not bad, considering you never should have been hired in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424413)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

The funny thing is that I have never done any work for either of them in the six years I have been here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424422)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested

lol DESCRIBE how these aspie boomers got in your face and told you they didn't want to hire you in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424364)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

When I applied there was evidently a schism between the partners as to who should be hired. They ended up hiring two people instead of one (other dood is long gone). In any event, this individual has said things (while at a firm dinner with my wife present) "We only wanted to hire one, and now we are stuck with two" ::glares at me::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424380)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: spruce deep temple therapy

Maybe it was a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424399)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

This individual has engaged in a pattern of behavior which strongly suggests it was not a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424402)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: Buff odious national old irish cottage

He sounds like a huge passive-aggressive beta faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430064)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: domesticated wonderful plaza goal in life

he sounds like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444759)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: iridescent supple mood

You should have punched him in the face with both fists at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424790)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Mint hell

Throw in a kick to the nuts for full scorpion attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430131)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: Impressive Lake Site Faggot Firefighter

serious aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429881)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:41 PM
Author: spruce deep temple therapy

What do the rainmakers think? thats all that matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424335)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

They like me, with one exception. It is just so odd. Normally this is the review period and my mentor talks to me and there is a formal process. No review period for me this year. I am definitely going to have to do some drinking tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424340)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:50 PM
Author: Appetizing boistinker tattoo

wait, are you clearly even up for partner? if you were, you would know. if you have ever gotten the talk, you surely wouldn't be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424801)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Yes, I have been told I am up for partnership this year multiple times. By the "talk" I meant hours/performance etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424822)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:26 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Pounding some brews, brothers. Not as nervous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426228)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: yapping wagecucks den
Subject: Good luck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426242)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: startled slate sanctuary electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426765)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed balding skinny woman

will you abandon this flame tonight or keep it up through tomorrow night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426439)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Brother, I am not flaming. Anyone who has been around long enough knows I am serious, even if I am an unrepentant shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426663)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:50 PM
Author: Motley maniacal office

signs you've been xo too long: when people who you remember once poasted about law school are now up for partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426448)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Citrine cracking gas station sweet tailpipe

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426715)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Fair enough. I started posting in 2006, the year I graduated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426729)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Motley maniacal office

brother I was talking about me. we all old school up in this bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427198)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: indigo electric cruise ship

this board has gone from pump-and-dump threading to wedding threading to babby threading to divorce threading. it's amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430132)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: Charismatic pontificating box office gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431846)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Transparent kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431960)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: domesticated wonderful plaza goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444766)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:51 PM
Author: orange misunderstood dilemma

Good luck, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426451)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: bateful potus place of business

Size of firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426749)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

40-50 attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426888)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: bateful potus place of business

What is the buy in?

What is your income afterwards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427011)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: startled slate sanctuary electric furnace

What will you do if they toss a file in front of you listing every XO post you've ever made????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426773)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: Beta Razzmatazz Corner Hairy Legs

obviously depends on whether they are using the poasts as a reason to make him a partner or a reason not to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426781)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: startled slate sanctuary electric furnace

\

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24428295)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:44 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

LOL, negotiate favorable severance terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426893)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: sable library death wish

good luck brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427041)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: saffron laughsome theater

Any update? Thinking of you.

Do you really want to make partner or are you just doing what comes next?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427266)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: saffron laughsome theater

Answer my question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429927)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

I don't know if I really want it. Probably a moot point now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429936)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: mewling white spot

Thinking of you?

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429943)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: saffron laughsome theater

Jerking off to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429978)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: spruce deep temple therapy

Flame accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24428288)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

First of all, fuck you. Have we really descended to a point where an on topic discussion of a reality of the legal profession for young attorneys automatically becomes "flame?"

In any event, it looks like I am fucked. The standard practice in years past has been an announcement and a celebratory breakfast in the main conference room after the partnership/bonus meeting. That did not happen today.

I am in uncharted territory. In my time here, associates have either left before they were up for consideration or were voted in. No idea what is going to happen now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429803)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:27 AM
Author: smoky titillating range

wait, so did the breakfast thing happen and you were just not invited or did it not happen whatsoever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429841)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Did not happen at all. I was the only one up for it this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429909)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:30 AM
Author: saffron laughsome theater

Do you think they read this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429856)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: iridescent supple mood

Is there any chance you were forgotten?

*Morning meeting*

Managing Partner: So, we are clear on voting in all partnership prospects now. Ok. On to the next item, does anyone know who the dude is down the hall from me? He has been coming in for years, but I don't know who he is. Did you hire him Marty?

Marty: No. I thought you or Mike hired him.

Mike: WTF? lulz. Holy shit, I thought you hired him. I have been giving him assignments for the past 5 years. JFC! Did this guy just squat himself to a job?

Managing Partner: I guess so, I guess so. What should we do?

Marty: Are we paying him? We must be, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429860)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:32 AM
Author: mewling white spot

Just fix the glitch and it will take care of itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429872)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Not a big enough firm for that to happen. You made me lol though, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429922)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: dull concupiscible ladyboy garrison

fuck I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430033)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:48 AM
Author: Violet Principal's Office Mediation

<><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429969)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429989)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: mewling white spot

Lol instant meme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430002)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: dull concupiscible ladyboy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430030)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: charcoal stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430504)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling depressive rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430736)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: umber learning disabled home

180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438543)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:13 PM
Author: Stirring institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477543)



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Date: March 21st, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: sepia exciting fanboi gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25234435)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Violet Principal's Office Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25484631)



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Date: June 6th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: spruce deep temple therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#38349281)



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Date: January 17th, 2023 4:21 PM
Author: Rusted meetinghouse cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#45802672)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: wine racy forum

No bagels & cream cheese = Career Pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430041)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Brother, it is usually a really nice catered breakfast. I didn't even eat this morning. What makes it even worse is they must have known I would be shot down going in and never even ordered breakfast.

I am about ready to grab my coat and go buy myself a nice breakfast. But now it is practically lunchtime. I am not even really hungry anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430052)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: dull concupiscible ladyboy garrison

lol this sounds like an episode of ally mcbeal

edit: I am truly sorry for your lots brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430055)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Citrine cracking gas station sweet tailpipe

I enjoyed the pathos of the last line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431667)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: Big-titted Rigpig Stage

truly sorry for his lox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444806)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: Amethyst Stimulating Locus Puppy

!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444850)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: Stirring institution

I CANT...HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD!!!?!?!

ROFLLES FOR ALL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477547)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:42 PM
Author: olive brunch azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797127)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: wine racy forum

JFC, man. Should've packed a clif bar in case it didn't work out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430060)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:11 AM
Author: iridescent supple mood

best of luck brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430089)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Well-lubricated wild chad

I've seen people get dinged, hang on a year, then get it next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430118)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: sable library death wish

i've seen people hang on for a year then get in the following year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431350)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: Buff odious national old irish cottage

This thread has made me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430101)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling cyan stage

Especially for a smaller firm it is plausible that they might make you wait another year or two ITE. 2006 would make you an incoming 8th year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430123)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Well-lubricated wild chad

cr. Chin up brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430137)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Yeah, it doesn't sound like I am getting fired. I was just asked by a partner (after the meeting) to originate a new litigation file this morning.

I guess I wish someone would just say something to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430165)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: saffron laughsome theater

Do you not have a mentor? You need a rabbi for this process, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430199)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

My mentor is a screamer. Aside from my annual reviews the last time we had a substantive conversation about work was sometime during the summer of 2008.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430207)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Well-lubricated wild chad

You gotta have someone you can talk to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430272)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

I do. There are partners who I was an associate with. I will just give it some time before talking to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430277)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Underhanded Church

CR. Find the greenest partner you are cool with and ask him to grab a beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430295)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: sienna nibblets police squad

the fact that it sounds like this didnt occur to op tends to suggest why op isnt being made partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430374)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: Violent university

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431278)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: Scarlet bonkers pocket flask public bath

i find it condescending and patronizing that goyim in the law biz talk about having a "rabbi." should i be flattered?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430551)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested

would you like a free train ride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430623)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Scarlet bonkers pocket flask public bath

*does 30 squats*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430648)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested

you seem sweaty. how about a shower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430652)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:02 PM
Author: thirsty red native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431660)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: vivacious masturbator boltzmann

fun exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433771)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Charismatic pontificating box office gaming laptop

rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431897)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:27 PM
Author: wine racy forum

FWIW, I had people asking me to start new matters months after I got axed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430485)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Thanks for the pick me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430493)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: wine racy forum

Sorry, man. Just saying I wouldn't read too much into that one way or the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430515)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: iridescent supple mood

How would you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430544)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:20 PM
Author: wine racy forum

Told them I had more pressing matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438118)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Appetizing boistinker tattoo

how much do you make now and how much do new partners make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431271)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: obsidian parlor fortuitous meteor

Agree with this. Any sort of past process is out the window now (and small firms seem to generally be much less rigid with these things to begin with).

Chin up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430505)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: Vermilion Adventurous Parlour Goyim

bummer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430398)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: charcoal stead

To the victor goes the spoils I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430512)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: Violent university

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431280)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: Cobalt voyeur

Pretty fucking shitty of them to keep you dangling without any idea one way or the other. There's an associate at my firm that was counseled out his 7th year but then extended. He's been around for 3 years now, and they vaguely promised him a counsel position but continue to keep him and an 8th year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430550)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: Violent university

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431281)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested

OP thought shit was going to go down one way with the aspie partner who neg'd him the whole time

BUT THEN

they went down a different way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq6exyb-tKI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430584)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430635)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 1:09 PM
Author: iridescent supple mood

OMG...this is hilarious. Did this all happen in one episode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430724)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Violet Principal's Office Mediation

Holy shit, 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431284)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: frozen station digit ratio

cr.

OP didn't think it be like it is, but it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431337)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431458)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:39 PM
Author: Charismatic pontificating box office gaming laptop

lol @ the partner putting the headphones on while he's shoving it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431940)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:41 PM
Author: Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433613)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 9:46 AM
Author: wine racy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24443280)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 4:12 PM
Author: Dark Curious School Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24470084)



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Date: May 2nd, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Talented fishy stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25491903)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Dark Curious School Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797065)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon

Law firms seem like awesome places to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430667)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: Lime vibrant trump supporter

our partners are having their vote right now. i'm not up this year but i feel like walking in the conference room wearing only a sombrero and say "ITS MO-VEMBER FUCKERS!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431255)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

No one except my secretary has said a word to me all day. Fuck this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431270)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: wine racy forum

Go out in a blaze of glory, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431274)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Appetizing boistinker tattoo

what would the pay raise have been?

who knows. maybe they are just mulling it over a little more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431286)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

1.) No idea. They keep us completely in the dark.

2.) I guess anything is possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431293)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: wine racy forum

Did you get lunch at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431313)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: Violent university

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431328)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431339)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Appetizing boistinker tattoo

when I started at my firm, which sounds similar in size to your, I asked very specific questions about partnership compensation. Turns out I wouldn't get that large a raise by become partner...probably less than $100k.

you should ask these questions.

btw, did they tell you that you would make partner? just wondering, because they are telling me I am a shoe-in, and I don't know how skeptical I should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431326)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

I'm not an idiot. I have asked the questions. I have a general idea, but they never shared the specifics. In fact, partnership in my case could result in a pay decrease (at least in terms of monthly draw) due to certain benefits being lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431334)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: Violent university

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431348)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Appetizing boistinker tattoo

did they tell you that you were going to make partner this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431421)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

They said I was up for partnership this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431436)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Violent university

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431292)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: bateful potus place of business

Did you at least cope a beer at lunch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431349)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

No. I just drove around for a little bit and listened to a book on tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431359)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: slippery ticket booth international law enforcement agency

No Breakfast of Champions?

Edit - Eff just read your post below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24434128)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling cyan stage

Dont most places make you partner after your 8th year, not during it?

Just relax. Also do you bring in any business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431380)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Appetizing boistinker tattoo

have you talked to anyone at your firm about partnership?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431424)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:26 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Not since the vote. I was told "you are on track and up for partnership this year." Seems pretty clear to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431432)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: Appetizing boistinker tattoo

I was asking Earl, but I was curious about you too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431443)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling cyan stage

yes it's pretty transparent.

That said, even though I am 2006 as well, I've only been here 3 years. It would probably be another 2 years at least. It's not up and out though, so I doubt they would fire my barring some huge fuck up.

Need to work on bringing in business, which of course is the hardest part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431452)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: Appetizing boistinker tattoo

ah. and you got dinged a class year.

I am 2005, but I told them I want to make it next year. They said they would see what they can do. It surely wouldn't be unprecedented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431466)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling cyan stage

I actually didn't get dinged a class year, with respect to my pay and billing rate, but as far as partnership track is concerned, I probably am and I wont complain. The people up for partner at my firm are 2005 and 2004 graduates for the most part.

You are at the 1600 hours smallish firm right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431505)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: topaz exhilarant indirect expression business firm

Time for dat PLZ RESPOND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431426)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling depressive rehab

Sender: fukt, heim

Recipient: partner, managing

Subject: plz respond

Body:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431601)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Cobalt voyeur

From: Partner, Managing

To: Fucked, Heim

Subject: RE: plz respond

Body: NO BRKFST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431617)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling depressive rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431621)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: topaz exhilarant indirect expression business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432221)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: Stirring institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477570)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: alcoholic theater stage elastic band

Just LOL @ OP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431457)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: thirsty red native

should've murdered the unsupportive partners in the parking lot by year 4 latest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431671)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Worst part will be telling my wife. She has called like 8 times today. I have not answered. We are expecting our third kid soon. I have gotten nothing done today except a couple of paragraphs in a memo. Oh well, time to leave and go to the bar soon.

In fact, I have no idea why I am still here. I guess I feel like I got to let this day play out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431688)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: thirsty red native

do you think she made darnell breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431693)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

I have problems, but my wife cheating is not one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431702)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:08 PM
Author: Cobalt voyeur

Ah, fuck man. I hope she's supportive and all that.

What are your lateral prospects? I know a guy who was pissed that he got held back a year and lateraled to income partner at a similar firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431709)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: mewling white spot

Dude. Listen to me. NOW you might get to spend some fucking time with your kids as opposed to sucking some client off at 11pm on Saturday night. You'll be happier working 9-5 and going to t ball on Saturday than making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431830)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: wine racy forum

http://top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Breakfast.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431889)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: thirsty red native

(the next Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432239)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring faggotry pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445323)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: wine racy forum

:: Enters attorney dining room expecting lavish breakfast buffet spread ::

(Rains of Castamere plays)

:: ... ::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431779)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

I guess that is a plus. I was not riddled with areas from above then tossed into a river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431794)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:27 PM
Author: wine racy forum

What's your net worth at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431854)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Well its official, no one has said a goddamn word to me today. I am out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432211)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: mewling white spot

(Guy who is done here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432222)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: wine racy forum

Why couldn't the breakfast be tomorrow? Or did I miss something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432234)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: frozen station digit ratio

Make your wife make Brinner just to spite those assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432250)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:49 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Gosh I am pissed. Wife thinks I am being silly. When I tried to talk to any of the partners today, they seemed to act oddly. I am sitting alone in the dark in my office at home drinking listening to a book on tape.

EDIT: I am the lead attorney on several multimillion dollar cases. If not for my ethical obligations I would be tempted to fuck these guys over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433683)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:51 PM
Author: Appetizing boistinker tattoo

dude, sorry bro. sure they will make you partner soon.

which book on tape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433703)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:52 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Starhawk by Jack Mcdevitt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433709)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling cyan stage

you are lead attorney... did you bring these MM cases to the firm? If not your indignance is sounding suspiciously like flame for a 2006 graduate who had no idea where he stood until now and never spoke to anyone seriously about his chances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433769)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Yes and no, I was assigned one of these cases in the past year or so. The other was based on previous work I had done for a client. I am frustrated because up until a week ago all of my feedback was extremely positive and I was told that I was a shoe in.

EDIT: I did speak to folks about partnership. For the past year I was essentially assured it was a foregone conclusion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433817)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: obsidian parlor fortuitous meteor

Bro, you need to talk to a partner about it. They're dicks for not being more up front with you, but you need to be the better man and ask someone what's up. With all you've told us, you have a lot of reasons to be confident and open with these people. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433844)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal provocative pistol

NOWAG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433757)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: free-loading sound barrier haunted graveyard

I have a feeeling there'll be a huge breakfast waiting for you tomorrow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433882)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: orange misunderstood dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24434202)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Appetizing boistinker tattoo

Lox and cream cheese this morning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438078)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:19 PM
Author: wine racy forum

Did this dude just stop posting after getting no-breakfasted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438113)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:20 PM
Author: sick degenerate house

Dude is probably at IHOP eating UNLIMITED pancakes, lurking in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438116)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: wine racy forum

Stuffing his face with yeasty doughy despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438129)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: Cobalt voyeur

To be fair, he could have gorged on that sweet sweet breakfast this morning and be in a steak and eggs coma right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438126)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:23 PM
Author: wine racy forum

Man, you may be right. Who wouldn't gorge on this?

http://www.gourmetabudhabi.ae/ad2013/files/event/slide_1353408202.6045_9.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438142)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: free-loading sound barrier haunted graveyard

Where is this no-breakfasted motherfucker, anyways?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444839)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

Here I am. Still no breakfast. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444902)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: wine racy forum

You cop dat dunkin donuts egg & cheese croissant on your own this morning, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444906)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: Brindle Slimy Hospital Philosopher-king

No, brother. I was here at 5:30 a.m. hung over as fuck working on a brief that had to go out today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445157)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:26 PM
Author: Splenetic striped hyena property

If you are ever in LA I will buy you breakfast bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445846)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:09 PM
Author: saffron laughsome theater
Subject: HE GOT BREAKFAST!

Not actual breakfast though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477528)



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Date: November 21st, 2013 9:08 AM
Author: Hot Irradiated Whorehouse

Are we talking about consideration for non-equity or equity partner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24481272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: bipolar awkward point

Breakfast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797047)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: spruce deep temple therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797137)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 5:28 AM
Author: gaped church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#30475932)



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Date: November 30th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: boyish shimmering senate antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#34808402)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: spruce deep temple therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#40614292)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 6:51 PM
Author: Galvanic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943875)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: Fragrant up-to-no-good really tough guy

I don't care about your good intentions anymore Leland. This is about business now. I have to take care of business.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943955)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: Fragrant up-to-no-good really tough guy

I would very much have preferred a decision based on mutual respect and affection among colleagues. Since that option has passed us by I suggest we take this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943957)