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Just got the word, made partner.
Elite provocative pistol
  11/20/13
Congrats bro, how you going to mourn tonight?
vigorous mahogany internal respiration
  11/20/13
Congrats. Show you co workers your thread crying drunk for ...
disgusting volcanic crater home
  11/20/13
They probably would.
Elite provocative pistol
  11/20/13
Get a skillet on the stove, we got a fucking partner here
yellow aromatic jap area
  11/20/13
lmfao
Topaz immigrant
  09/11/15
YNYYYYYYYYY
Magical razzle-dazzle property
  11/20/13
Gonna bump this, 180 man.
brilliant hairraiser parlor boiling water
  05/01/14
180
coral painfully honest people who are hurt station
  05/01/14
180 so under appreciated
Slate Church Building Background Story
  05/01/14
Did I mention I make less money than I used to? LJL!
Elite provocative pistol
  05/01/14
Lmao, elaborate brother.
brilliant hairraiser parlor boiling water
  05/01/14
This is more common than people realize during the first cou...
avocado point stock car
  05/01/14
wtf how?
Slate Church Building Background Story
  05/01/14
gotta pay dat buy-in equity, right?
coral painfully honest people who are hurt station
  05/01/14
...
avocado point stock car
  05/01/14
"Gotta put in youre fare share" (Boomer partner c...
yellow aromatic jap area
  05/01/14
...
avocado point stock car
  05/01/14
There is a buy-in, but that is not so bad. Our firm does no...
Elite provocative pistol
  05/01/14
doesn't that fuck things up for you for tax purposes?
coral painfully honest people who are hurt station
  05/01/14
so what did you make in the year before partnership and what...
coiffed sadistic stead mexican
  05/01/14
Made 120k pre-partnership. Kept my draw the same as my sala...
Elite provocative pistol
  05/01/14
ah. Yeah, same for me about health insurance. Luckily my w...
coiffed sadistic stead mexican
  05/01/14
Congrats, now instead of being a partner's bitch, you'll be ...
floppy chrome filthpig cuckoldry
  05/01/14
While you're assessment is largely correct, there's no need ...
diverse bistre plaza alpha
  05/01/14
Just because there's a parade doesn't mean the people in the...
floppy chrome filthpig cuckoldry
  05/01/14
well said
Unholy Garrison
  05/01/14
he's some 23 y/o doofus dicking around in the austin "s...
Peach personal credit line
  05/01/14
Lol brother I have no idea where you got any of that, but I ...
floppy chrome filthpig cuckoldry
  05/01/14
I agree a lot of lawyers are scum. I'd like to think I am l...
Elite provocative pistol
  05/01/14
well you aren't. now get off the bort and go kiss some kike ...
Unholy Garrison
  05/01/14
180
floppy chrome filthpig cuckoldry
  05/01/14
Even if you personally are less scummy, it doesn't change th...
floppy chrome filthpig cuckoldry
  05/01/14
180, congrats
Transparent trip ticket booth
  05/01/14
Never saw this thread when it was originally poasted. So <...
heady sinister community account codepig
  05/01/14
...
Olive Useless Regret
  09/11/15


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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Elite provocative pistol

Just got the word, made partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476715)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: vigorous mahogany internal respiration

Congrats bro, how you going to mourn tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476720)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:54 PM
Author: disgusting volcanic crater home

Congrats. Show you co workers your thread crying drunk for days and maybe they will reconsider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476723)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Elite provocative pistol

They probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476737)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: yellow aromatic jap area

Get a skillet on the stove, we got a fucking partner here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476746)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: Topaz immigrant

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#28737135)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Magical razzle-dazzle property

YNYYYYYYYYY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476755)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: brilliant hairraiser parlor boiling water

Gonna bump this, 180 man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484654)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: coral painfully honest people who are hurt station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484658)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Slate Church Building Background Story

180 so under appreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484663)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Elite provocative pistol

Did I mention I make less money than I used to? LJL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484678)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: brilliant hairraiser parlor boiling water

Lmao, elaborate brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484680)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: avocado point stock car

This is more common than people realize during the first couple years of associate to partner transition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484689)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Slate Church Building Background Story

wtf how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484683)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: coral painfully honest people who are hurt station

gotta pay dat buy-in equity, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484688)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: avocado point stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484690)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: yellow aromatic jap area

"Gotta put in youre fare share"

(Boomer partner captaining the firm into bankruptcy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484698)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: avocado point stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484700)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Elite provocative pistol

There is a buy-in, but that is not so bad. Our firm does not operate on an "eat what you kill" method. Rather, partners are assigned percentage points based upon a variety of factors. At the end of the year, you get a share of the net "profit" based upon your percentage. Throughout the year, you are essentially taking advances from your anticipated end of the year check in the form of monthly draws. I could have set my draw higher, but kept my current rate of pay to be conservative and hopefully get a huge check at the end of the yer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484707)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: coral painfully honest people who are hurt station

doesn't that fuck things up for you for tax purposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484749)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: coiffed sadistic stead mexican

so what did you make in the year before partnership and what will you make after.

I am up for partner this year. Based on what they told me about how profits are divided up, I'd have made about $80k more...which isn't that exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484752)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Elite provocative pistol

Made 120k pre-partnership. Kept my draw the same as my salary, but it is actually less money as I now pay for my own health insurance. After subtracting my yearly buy-in and stuff will probably be looking at another 100k pre tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484771)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: coiffed sadistic stead mexican

ah. Yeah, same for me about health insurance. Luckily my wife's job provides it for basically free.

What does the median partner at your firm make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484785)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: floppy chrome filthpig cuckoldry

Congrats, now instead of being a partner's bitch, you'll be your clients' bitch! You've been promoted to Head Bitch! I hope you enjoy the rest of your depressing, stressed professional life as a non-contributing dreg of society whose only economic function is to make things less efficient so that the Jews can squeeze extra money out of the system. This is truly an honor.

Xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484719)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: diverse bistre plaza alpha

While you're assessment is largely correct, there's no need to rain on the guys parade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484742)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: floppy chrome filthpig cuckoldry

Just because there's a parade doesn't mean the people in the parade aren't faggots (see: gay pride)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484754)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Unholy Garrison

well said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484759)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Peach personal credit line

he's some 23 y/o doofus dicking around in the austin "startup scene". twinklet with a delusional complex that even box nowag'd retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484794)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: floppy chrome filthpig cuckoldry

Lol brother I have no idea where you got any of that, but I fucked the everloving shit out of Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484818)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Elite provocative pistol

I agree a lot of lawyers are scum. I'd like to think I am less scummy than many.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484777)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Unholy Garrison

well you aren't. now get off the bort and go kiss some kike ass. money isn't going to just funnel itself into some kike's account, you know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484788)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: floppy chrome filthpig cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484798)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: floppy chrome filthpig cuckoldry

Even if you personally are less scummy, it doesn't change the fact that literally the entire industry you work for is a stinking pile of shit. There is no honor among thieves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484797)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Transparent trip ticket booth

180, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484811)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: heady sinister community account codepig

Never saw this thread when it was originally poasted. So <><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><> is not necessarily destiny for us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484960)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: Olive Useless Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#28737130)