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Just got the word, made partner.
Odious disturbing area corn cake
  11/20/13
Congrats bro, how you going to mourn tonight?
Fuchsia Vibrant Shrine International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/20/13
Congrats. Show you co workers your thread crying drunk for ...
Appetizing bisexual double fault chad
  11/20/13
They probably would.
Odious disturbing area corn cake
  11/20/13
Get a skillet on the stove, we got a fucking partner here
Cerebral skinny woman
  11/20/13
lmfao
concupiscible orchid native
  09/11/15
YNYYYYYYYYY
slate bawdyhouse gaping
  11/20/13
Gonna bump this, 180 man.
Nubile Gold Cuckold
  05/01/14
180
unholy razzmatazz goal in life stage
  05/01/14
180 so under appreciated
exciting yellow sex offender
  05/01/14
Did I mention I make less money than I used to? LJL!
Odious disturbing area corn cake
  05/01/14
Lmao, elaborate brother.
Nubile Gold Cuckold
  05/01/14
This is more common than people realize during the first cou...
aphrodisiac pontificating corner party of the first part
  05/01/14
wtf how?
exciting yellow sex offender
  05/01/14
gotta pay dat buy-in equity, right?
unholy razzmatazz goal in life stage
  05/01/14
...
aphrodisiac pontificating corner party of the first part
  05/01/14
"Gotta put in youre fare share" (Boomer partner c...
Cerebral skinny woman
  05/01/14
...
aphrodisiac pontificating corner party of the first part
  05/01/14
There is a buy-in, but that is not so bad. Our firm does no...
Odious disturbing area corn cake
  05/01/14
doesn't that fuck things up for you for tax purposes?
unholy razzmatazz goal in life stage
  05/01/14
so what did you make in the year before partnership and what...
Indigo Church
  05/01/14
Made 120k pre-partnership. Kept my draw the same as my sala...
Odious disturbing area corn cake
  05/01/14
ah. Yeah, same for me about health insurance. Luckily my w...
Indigo Church
  05/01/14
Congrats, now instead of being a partner's bitch, you'll be ...
Pink Stead Karate
  05/01/14
While you're assessment is largely correct, there's no need ...
Talented weed whacker boistinker
  05/01/14
Just because there's a parade doesn't mean the people in the...
Pink Stead Karate
  05/01/14
well said
territorial step-uncle's house
  05/01/14
he's some 23 y/o doofus dicking around in the austin "s...
Pale piazza
  05/01/14
Lol brother I have no idea where you got any of that, but I ...
Pink Stead Karate
  05/01/14
I agree a lot of lawyers are scum. I'd like to think I am l...
Odious disturbing area corn cake
  05/01/14
well you aren't. now get off the bort and go kiss some kike ...
territorial step-uncle's house
  05/01/14
180
Pink Stead Karate
  05/01/14
Even if you personally are less scummy, it doesn't change th...
Pink Stead Karate
  05/01/14
180, congrats
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  05/01/14
Never saw this thread when it was originally poasted. So <...
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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Odious disturbing area corn cake

Just got the word, made partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476715)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia Vibrant Shrine International Law Enforcement Agency

Congrats bro, how you going to mourn tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476720)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:54 PM
Author: Appetizing bisexual double fault chad

Congrats. Show you co workers your thread crying drunk for days and maybe they will reconsider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476723)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Odious disturbing area corn cake

They probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476737)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: Cerebral skinny woman

Get a skillet on the stove, we got a fucking partner here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476746)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: concupiscible orchid native

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#28737135)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: slate bawdyhouse gaping

YNYYYYYYYYY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476755)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Nubile Gold Cuckold

Gonna bump this, 180 man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484654)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: unholy razzmatazz goal in life stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484658)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: exciting yellow sex offender

180 so under appreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484663)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Odious disturbing area corn cake

Did I mention I make less money than I used to? LJL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484678)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Nubile Gold Cuckold

Lmao, elaborate brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484680)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pontificating corner party of the first part

This is more common than people realize during the first couple years of associate to partner transition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484689)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: exciting yellow sex offender

wtf how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484683)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: unholy razzmatazz goal in life stage

gotta pay dat buy-in equity, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484688)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pontificating corner party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484690)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Cerebral skinny woman

"Gotta put in youre fare share"

(Boomer partner captaining the firm into bankruptcy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484698)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pontificating corner party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484700)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Odious disturbing area corn cake

There is a buy-in, but that is not so bad. Our firm does not operate on an "eat what you kill" method. Rather, partners are assigned percentage points based upon a variety of factors. At the end of the year, you get a share of the net "profit" based upon your percentage. Throughout the year, you are essentially taking advances from your anticipated end of the year check in the form of monthly draws. I could have set my draw higher, but kept my current rate of pay to be conservative and hopefully get a huge check at the end of the yer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484707)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: unholy razzmatazz goal in life stage

doesn't that fuck things up for you for tax purposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484749)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Indigo Church

so what did you make in the year before partnership and what will you make after.

I am up for partner this year. Based on what they told me about how profits are divided up, I'd have made about $80k more...which isn't that exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484752)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Odious disturbing area corn cake

Made 120k pre-partnership. Kept my draw the same as my salary, but it is actually less money as I now pay for my own health insurance. After subtracting my yearly buy-in and stuff will probably be looking at another 100k pre tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484771)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Indigo Church

ah. Yeah, same for me about health insurance. Luckily my wife's job provides it for basically free.

What does the median partner at your firm make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484785)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Pink Stead Karate

Congrats, now instead of being a partner's bitch, you'll be your clients' bitch! You've been promoted to Head Bitch! I hope you enjoy the rest of your depressing, stressed professional life as a non-contributing dreg of society whose only economic function is to make things less efficient so that the Jews can squeeze extra money out of the system. This is truly an honor.

Xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484719)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Talented weed whacker boistinker

While you're assessment is largely correct, there's no need to rain on the guys parade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484742)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Pink Stead Karate

Just because there's a parade doesn't mean the people in the parade aren't faggots (see: gay pride)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484754)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: territorial step-uncle's house

well said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484759)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Pale piazza

he's some 23 y/o doofus dicking around in the austin "startup scene". twinklet with a delusional complex that even box nowag'd retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484794)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Pink Stead Karate

Lol brother I have no idea where you got any of that, but I fucked the everloving shit out of Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484818)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Odious disturbing area corn cake

I agree a lot of lawyers are scum. I'd like to think I am less scummy than many.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484777)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: territorial step-uncle's house

well you aren't. now get off the bort and go kiss some kike ass. money isn't going to just funnel itself into some kike's account, you know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484788)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Pink Stead Karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484798)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Pink Stead Karate

Even if you personally are less scummy, it doesn't change the fact that literally the entire industry you work for is a stinking pile of shit. There is no honor among thieves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484797)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Marvelous bright background story tanning salon

180, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484811)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: adulterous lascivious library

Never saw this thread when it was originally poasted. So <><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><> is not necessarily destiny for us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484960)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: unhinged underhanded bbw dysfunction



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