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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556656) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM Author: misunderstood feces 759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man." 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556669) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone violent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778183) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM Author: alcoholic potus underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248993) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM Author: stirring disrespectful karate field lol damn how have I never seen this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249049) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM Author: alcoholic potus fucking same, this is gold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249070) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM Author: stirring disrespectful karate field This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day This thread is brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249108) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM Author: alcoholic potus Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249145) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM Author: Orchid National Security Agency I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561452) Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409438) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone violent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778685) Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action 2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409464) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone violent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778679) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Boyish crimson school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917191) Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action 1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409535) Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM Author: Motley area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414792) Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action 768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414710) Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170195) Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM Author: frum walnut immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441742) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM Author: alcoholic potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249223) Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action 597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414768) Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon 180 for 'Reudop' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170198) Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM Author: Startling incel stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25681359) Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM Author: maroon bateful yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842615) Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879434) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone violent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778697) Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM Author: maroon bateful yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140195) Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: Swashbuckling hyperventilating psychic travel guidebook I reiterate that this is an excellent thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140238) Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170164) Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: appetizing garnet pisswyrm locale June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170263) Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM Author: cordovan native affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441706) Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170345) Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM Author: blathering pink rigpig this the shit i like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441775) Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM Author: Sick floppy factory reset button lettuce August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441837) Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM Author: Sick floppy factory reset button lettuce August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441868) Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM Author: Charismatic hall dragon love the sibling angle here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442417) Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM Author: cordovan native affirmative action Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442584) Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM Author: Charismatic hall dragon tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442846) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM Author: alcoholic potus both are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249266) Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM Author: cordovan native affirmative action Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442624) Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Charismatic hall dragon nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442847) Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442934) Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon i like "Homo rudolfensis" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26443021) Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444231) Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon lol, 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444354) Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM Author: provocative fluffy regret chapel 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26445432) Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM Author: maroon bateful yarmulke 180 find (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448296) Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: Sapphire histrionic box office roast beef 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107567) Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM Author: frum walnut immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107672) Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: Twisted Sable Church Building 180 holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107692) Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM Author: laughsome mad cow disease trailer park Best "life imitates xo" of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28513253) Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM Author: odious parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519739) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM Author: fishy den famous landscape painting LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778387) Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM Author: Swashbuckling hyperventilating psychic travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698845) Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM Author: fishy den famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792476) Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: talented double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31715641) Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM Author: slap-happy piazza prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139154) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM Author: scarlet curious half-breed kitty 180 simglitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913673) Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM Author: talking aromatic boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32914285) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: fragrant circlehead institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916957) Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: confused step-uncle's house alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929720) Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM Author: comical haunted graveyard 180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119723) Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM Author: cordovan native affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38237806) Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM Author: Arrogant Knife Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344678) Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM Author: stubborn resort toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701803) Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM Author: talking aromatic boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707609) Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM Author: yellow hideous skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690572) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM Author: alcoholic potus LMFAO this may be the best one yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249276) Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM Author: yellow hideous skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619386) Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: Dashing bright station international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075659) Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM Author: Dashing bright station international law enforcement agency this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296958) Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM Author: aphrodisiac peach codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156023) Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM Author: Glittery Primrose Boltzmann Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45454729) Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM Author: cheese-eating sandwich liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953756) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM Author: alcoholic potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249269) Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action 753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444588) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527661) Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: talking aromatic boistinker REALLY underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086570) Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM Author: cordovan native affirmative action November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448258) Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: supple hairless bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490958) Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM Author: maroon bateful yarmulke http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26457951) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: supple hairless bawdyhouse July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527583) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon lol. great moniker, btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527656) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: supple hairless bawdyhouse TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527663) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon ty, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527702) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon 2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527697) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM Author: supple hairless bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527709) Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM Author: Glittery Primrose Boltzmann Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31222790) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM Author: scarlet curious half-breed kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913679) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM Author: alcoholic potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249283) Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26872121) Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27664301) Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action lol again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936769) Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action lol again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40600788) Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40785320) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM Author: alcoholic potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249286) Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2 jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41792299) Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM Author: cordovan native affirmative action January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107438) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone violent location I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778714) Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM Author: cordovan native affirmative action November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107938) Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM Author: cordovan native affirmative action June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107963) Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286023) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM Author: Lime Plaza Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778363) Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109805) Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM Author: tripping menage mediation February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27248523) Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM Author: Charismatic hall dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286030) Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM Author: frum walnut immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27599637) Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM Author: supple hairless bawdyhouse September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602266) Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM Author: tripping menage mediation June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485709) Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM Author:  Corner Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490336) Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM Author:  Corner August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490339) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone violent location okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778723) Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM Author: hot lodge goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193710) Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM Author: supple hairless bawdyhouse December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490951) Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM Author:  Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490957) Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM Author: Rambunctious tanning salon 1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28504056) Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM Author:  Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519631) Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM Author:  Corner November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519637) Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM Author: Arousing Irate Home Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139027) Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: cordovan native affirmative action August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab." 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