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Just bought 50k of coke

Stock. Shrewd? Or will I be pwned?
abnormal center prole
  10/22/14
wait, u bought 50k of cocaine and are planning to stock it a...
Kink-friendly tank crotch
  10/22/14
NOW WHATCHA GON DO WIT IT?
talented casino shitlib
  10/22/14
...
Aphrodisiac Magical Chapel Kitty
  10/22/14
hold it until it hits 45 dollars or the next dividend payout...
abnormal center prole
  10/22/14
Betta pay yo dividend when you come to collect!
talented casino shitlib
  10/22/14
cotdamn right.
abnormal center prole
  10/22/14
Better pay up when I come to collect
bronze cruise ship
  10/22/14
I'd have bought KO and not COKE
Green provocative heaven cumskin
  10/22/14
I did, but that would've made for a less appealing thread ti...
abnormal center prole
  10/22/14
TBF, CCE is also very attractive
Light skinny woman
  10/22/14
shr00d
Light skinny woman
  10/22/14
consumer discretionary will do good as long as oil stays low...
Kink-friendly tank crotch
  10/22/14
Consumer discretionary Oil stay low unbalanced equity ...
abnormal center prole
  10/22/14
?
Silver Hissy Fit
  10/22/14
I'm not an investor masterman. I just fuck around with 100k ...
abnormal center prole
  10/22/14
soo CR
Kink-friendly tank crotch
  10/22/14
...
embarrassed to the bone private investor
  10/22/14
Should have put it all on BUD, amirite?
Fluffy Plaza Corn Cake
  10/22/14
stupid buy. you paid a fairly high price for a low-growth...
henna multi-colored foreskin
  10/22/14
Coke also makes the shit that people are buying to replace C...
abnormal center prole
  10/22/14
lol. no it doesn't coke pays outrageously high amounts of...
henna multi-colored foreskin
  10/22/14
i think he's talking about dasani
Kink-friendly tank crotch
  10/22/14
Dasani is a ludicrous product. It is scientifically indisti...
vibrant temple
  10/22/14
CR
abnormal center prole
  10/22/14
lol one second, copy paste fucked up.
henna multi-colored foreskin
  10/22/14
1. NANNY STATE even if people want coke, it is the bigges...
henna multi-colored foreskin
  10/22/14
*guy talking before invention of Tab*
thriller alcoholic people who are hurt spot
  10/22/14
LJL at the discussion of Cokes long term prospects when I pl...
abnormal center prole
  10/22/14
Worth a read OP http://thereformedbroker.com/2014/10/21/p...
sexy free-loading house friendly grandma
  10/22/14
all I care about is a 5% bounce and a dividend payment.
abnormal center prole
  10/22/14


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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: abnormal center prole

Stock. Shrewd? Or will I be pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563091)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Kink-friendly tank crotch

wait, u bought 50k of cocaine and are planning to stock it away? GL friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563103)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: talented casino shitlib

NOW WHATCHA GON DO WIT IT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563125)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Magical Chapel Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563131)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: abnormal center prole

hold it until it hits 45 dollars or the next dividend payout at the end of November.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563135)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: talented casino shitlib

Betta pay yo dividend when you come to collect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563159)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: abnormal center prole

cotdamn right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563176)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 2:15 AM
Author: bronze cruise ship

Better pay up when I come to collect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563542)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Green provocative heaven cumskin

I'd have bought KO and not COKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563100)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: abnormal center prole

I did, but that would've made for a less appealing thread title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563108)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Light skinny woman

TBF, CCE is also very attractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563158)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Light skinny woman

shr00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563112)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Kink-friendly tank crotch

consumer discretionary will do good as long as oil stays low, but 50k seems a lil unbalanced for a single equity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563121)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: abnormal center prole

Consumer discretionary

Oil stay low

unbalanced

equity

All words which are foreign to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563132)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Silver Hissy Fit

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563139)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: abnormal center prole

I'm not an investor masterman. I just fuck around with 100k in my 401k brokerage option. I purposely try not to learn anything about investing, other than whats up and whats down. A company like Coke losing 6% in a day is LOL. It will bounce back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563152)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Kink-friendly tank crotch

soo CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563140)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone private investor



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Fluffy Plaza Corn Cake

Should have put it all on BUD, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563173)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: henna multi-colored foreskin

stupid buy.

you paid a fairly high price for a low-growth company run by a fairly greedy management with a recent track record of making very bad capital allocation decisions.

you are also on the wrong side of the next major generational nutritional tide. sugar is going to become more and more appreciated as a problem, and that is going to be a stigma that soft drinks won't shake.

but enjoy that 2.9% dividend yield bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563190)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: abnormal center prole

Coke also makes the shit that people are buying to replace Coke. Including water. Plus, I'll be out of the stock by years end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563206)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: henna multi-colored foreskin

lol. no it doesn't

coke pays outrageously high amounts of money to buy piss-ant stakes in companies that make the shit that people are buying to replace coke.

but the still bad news is that all of those drinks are still toxic for the same reasons. powerade, energy drinks, etc: they're all a giant industry-fucking class action away from ruining KO shareholders' day.

you're right, they do make "DASANI". since you have invested 50K in the company I suspect you can tell me what % of their net income is comprised of relatively healthy dasani water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563224)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Kink-friendly tank crotch

i think he's talking about dasani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563231)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: vibrant temple

Dasani is a ludicrous product. It is scientifically indistinguishable from tap water in most major metro areas. At least euro-trash water has some minerals or comes from a spring or some shit. Also, yes, water is a tiny portion of Coke's business.

Main Coke business, on the other hand, is fine. If you are a Manhattan officefag you have been taught to hate Coke because your lifestyle burns 1200 calories/day and you work with lots of image-conscious people. Those who don't sit at a desk all day can afford to consume some empty calories. Those who sit on the couch all day don't care how fat they get. Leave Manhattan and look at some Americans - do these people have bodies which suggest that they avoid refined sugars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563280)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: abnormal center prole

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563337)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: henna multi-colored foreskin

lol one second, copy paste fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563349)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: henna multi-colored foreskin

1. NANNY STATE

even if people want coke, it is the biggest corporate target of the biggest industry target for nanny state legislation meant to address the obesity epidemic. do you believe that the trend in american politics is towards MORE or LESS nanny state legislation?

2. STIGMA

its easy to look at the noSODA types as some sort of elevated holier-than-thou minority (which they are). what you need to recognize is that soda consumption is going to become a class marker in the same way cigarettes are. and as that becomes more and more clear, more and more people on the margin are going to switch to that NOCOKE life. people TODAY have no clue how much soda the average fucking 5 year old drank a few decades ago. now the only 5 year olds drinking soda are former crack babies.

3. "OTHER PRODUCTS"

you’re right that most americans are fat disgusting fucks. the point is, if they have a choice between drinking coke products and being fat fucks, or consuming something else that triggers the same dopamine response, but isn’t stigmatized, they’re going to opt for B. that’s why all those rich white girls who don’t drink soda go to jamba juice. jamba juice is a coke replacement without the stigma

the bull case for KO is that they will recognize the new products that will REPLACE coke, and get there fast, and use their powerful marketing/research/distribution muscles to dominate the space. only that has literally never happened. KO’s entire non-coke portfolio is a list of second-string me-too products that KO, despite all of its distributional strength and marketing experience, couldn’t force onto the american public.

the thing is, when you look at powerades pathetic 20% market share, you have to also recognize that this is 20% market share in a world where KO was so powerful it could literally FORCE EVERY GROCERY STORE to PROMINENTLY display the product. they were only able to do this by using the core coca-cola product as either a carrot (discounts) or stick (refusing to supply).

this means a clear trend of nocoke consumption is really a triple-pwn for KO the company. not only does their only truly profitable product disappear, but with it they lose the negotiating leverage that they’ve relied on to make all of the other products seem somewhat successful.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563355)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 2:43 AM
Author: thriller alcoholic people who are hurt spot

*guy talking before invention of Tab*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563621)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: abnormal center prole

LJL at the discussion of Cokes long term prospects when I plan to be out of the stock in months, at most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26565012)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: sexy free-loading house friendly grandma

Worth a read OP

http://thereformedbroker.com/2014/10/21/poster-children/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26565190)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: abnormal center prole

all I care about is a 5% bounce and a dividend payment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26566175)