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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Peach fantasy-prone location



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Fishy Aromatic Masturbator

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722478)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: hateful talented spot trust fund



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Peach fantasy-prone location

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Fishy Aromatic Masturbator



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Fishy Aromatic Masturbator



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: angry indirect expression

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Khaki Home Internal Respiration



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: curious primrose kitchen jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36645990)


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Date: June 5th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: lascivious talking twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38344005)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: vermilion nofapping business firm affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: sickened cerebral state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: trip puce address potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic Ungodly Orchestra Pit Community Account

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: trip puce address potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: spruce big chad coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Peach fantasy-prone location

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Translucent Soul-stirring Sex Offender Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Translucent Soul-stirring Sex Offender Pit

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Cyan dragon pocket flask

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Peach fantasy-prone location

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: angry indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: chestnut marketing idea parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Crusty grizzly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: trip puce address potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained French Chef Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: henna passionate faggot firefighter coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: histrionic base useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: dull exhilarant principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: yellow titillating alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Irradiated Cruise Ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: chestnut marketing idea parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298061)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Supple orchid fortuitous meteor hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: brilliant office turdskin

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Crusty grizzly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Supple orchid fortuitous meteor hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: chestnut marketing idea parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: spruce big chad coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Comical shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)


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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone balding background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)


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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: chestnut marketing idea parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Theater Stage Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Lilac razzle-dazzle whorehouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Glittery garnet theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Diverse Abode Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: motley deer antler dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: hyperactive heady stage reading party

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: angry indirect expression

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Flushed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: vermilion nofapping business firm affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Beta space elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)


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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chest-beating Library Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Peach fantasy-prone location

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: chestnut marketing idea parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: yellow titillating alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Ivory meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Beta space elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734157)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Flirting volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615964)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone balding background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Peach fantasy-prone location

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)


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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Peach fantasy-prone location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: hyperactive heady stage reading party

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Diverse Abode Dysfunction

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: stirring hospital messiness

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: violet bull headed senate people who are hurt

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: hyperactive heady stage reading party

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Translucent Soul-stirring Sex Offender Pit

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: trip puce address potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724026)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: thirsty sanctuary boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724191)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Maize arousing cuckoldry heaven

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Idiotic Jade Tattoo

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating swashbuckling nibblets bbw

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Saffron Lodge Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576483)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: trip puce address potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576488)


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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: bearded native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481316)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: ruddy property party of the first part

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)


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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482896)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Theater Stage Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Ebony mind-boggling macaca national security agency

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: hyperactive heady stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Ebony mind-boggling macaca national security agency

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724044)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: obsidian foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923543)


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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Sable Thriller Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482943)


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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: chestnut marketing idea parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208147)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: hyperactive heady stage reading party

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724068)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: godawful haunted graveyard brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: yellow titillating alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Ocher genital piercing gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Comical shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Lavender Rehab Partner

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: yellow titillating alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: trip puce address potus

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Peach fantasy-prone location

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: angry indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: spruce big chad coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: yellow titillating alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Ivory meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Ivory meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Saffron Lodge Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Maize arousing cuckoldry heaven

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: trip puce address potus

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Federal Brethren Antidepressant Drug

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Maize arousing cuckoldry heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: sickened cerebral state

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Ivory meetinghouse

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Lilac razzle-dazzle whorehouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: spruce big chad coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: appetizing fluffy circlehead temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: sickened cerebral state

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: sickened cerebral state

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: sickened cerebral state

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: hateful talented spot trust fund

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: sickened cerebral state

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: violet bull headed senate people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Indecent green multi-billionaire

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: trip puce address potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Peach fantasy-prone location

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Abnormal Orange Stag Film Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Ebony mind-boggling macaca national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: sickened cerebral state

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Wine vigorous hell wrinkle

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: sickened cerebral state

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: violent cobalt church building roommate

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Peach fantasy-prone location

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: violent cobalt church building roommate

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Pearly razzle candlestick maker market

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Lilac razzle-dazzle whorehouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Theater Stage Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: violent cobalt church building roommate

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Lavender Rehab Partner

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: violent cobalt church building roommate

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Blathering knife

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: violent cobalt church building roommate

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: trip puce address potus

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)


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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: angry indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)


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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Insecure chocolate factory reset button chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: boyish cuck locale

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)


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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: arrogant gay stead



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Charcoal station

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: confused vivacious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Disgusting excitant filthpig den

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: milky racy center

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Disgusting excitant filthpig den

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: amethyst box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: adventurous mexican site

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Disgusting excitant filthpig den

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: ruddy property party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)


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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: adventurous mexican site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: swollen legend international law enforcement agency

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
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Author: arrogant gay stead



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: twisted concupiscible trailer park hominid



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Judgmental Liquid Oxygen Idiot

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Judgmental Liquid Oxygen Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Judgmental Liquid Oxygen Idiot

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Judgmental Liquid Oxygen Idiot

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: motley deer antler dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943342)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: curious primrose kitchen jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943350)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: 180 cocky forum

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)