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Date: February 11th, 2015 2:03 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha My friend's wife had a birthday dinner last night. I rsvp'd no, but apparently no one other than her husband showed up. Evite shows 7 yes RSVP that all stood her up. They are close friends of ours. Ouch.
I learn this today and my fianceé and I decide to send her milk and cookies (tiff's treats, which is the goat cookie). I give my secretary my card and the girl's work address and instruct her to order her $25 of milk and cookies. I just now look at the post-delivery receipt: she was only sent milk. $25 of milk, no cookies.
Going to just call this one a loss. |
Date: February 11th, 2015 3:44 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294506) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:46 PM Author: metal disrespectful center newt Low kelvin anecdote, hermano (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294515) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:47 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha here is 4 gallons of milk for your birthday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294523) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:00 PM Author: fiercely-loyal titillating school cafeteria degenerate ...you fucking cow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294586) |
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Date: April 12th, 2015 12:36 PM Author: opaque cumskin affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27675815) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 5:48 PM Author: jade community account Refrigerated tale, sibling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295170) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:47 PM Author: fear-inspiring thirsty blood rage yarmulke lol dude. Good story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294526) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:49 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Stage Death Wish started weak but i liked the milk part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294535) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: Slippery roast beef church Will you have a word with your sec? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294545) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:53 PM Author: Lake Home so they all straight no showed, or they cancelled last minute?
god damn, people are such fucking flakes. |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:58 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha ALL no showed can u even imagine, I would azn food blogger myself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294574) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:02 PM Author: thriller crackhouse partner TBF, clearly some of these people were on the fence. Husband should've sussed this out and forced a reschedule. He should offer to let her peg him to make up for dropping the ball here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294595) |
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Date: March 9th, 2015 10:24 PM Author: Dashing crusty whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460370) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:00 PM Author: fear-inspiring thirsty blood rage yarmulke yeah that's the worst part. I hate flakes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294589) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:53 PM Author: Flatulent plaza Dem unique NO-flakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27296184) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:55 PM Author: Trip fuchsia locale idiot 180. this "birthday dinner" bullshit needs to end. particularly when it's some married bitch trying to make people come to her house on a tuesday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294562) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:57 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha right. I agree w you. Would you like some milk w ur foie gras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294570) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 5:50 PM Author: jade community account Dude come on, we're all lonely lawyers and it's nice to have an actual, in-person, honest-to-God get-together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295182) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:28 AM Author: Trip fuchsia locale idiot people are all phony try hards and everything they say is bullshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27299439) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:57 PM Author: vibrant ruby office I'd feel kinda sad if nobody showed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294571) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 3:58 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha that is why I sent her milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294576) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 5:46 PM Author: frozen slate heaven loling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295147) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 6:59 PM Author: opaque cumskin affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295763) |
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Date: April 12th, 2015 9:47 AM Author: mewling swashbuckling set police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27675112) |
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Date: May 11th, 2015 11:17 PM Author: fiercely-loyal titillating school cafeteria degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27871582) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:00 PM Author: coral cuckoldry seriously why can they not do ANYTHING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294588) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:01 PM Author: thriller crackhouse partner Tell sec she has to shell out for $100 worth of cookies to go with all that milk and make sure it arrives today so that you don't look like an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294590) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:03 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha 12 cartons of milk delivered to your office with a balloon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294600) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:07 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Stage Death Wish sending you the gift of PROTEIN and GAINS
your friend, mark rippetoe |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 5:42 PM Author: flirting laughsome bawdyhouse read this as protein and GAS. also correct I suppose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295122) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:01 PM Author: green diverse rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295785) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2019 8:11 AM Author: apoplectic useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#38568875) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2019 9:37 AM Author: pungent shrine gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#38569032) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:09 PM Author: sinister keepsake machete organic girlfriend She'd prob just send another shipment of milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294637) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:06 PM Author: onyx federal legal warrant casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294608) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: Slippery roast beef church Why didnt u have a talk with your secretary to rectify? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294658) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha I just left a small carton of milk on her chair as a warning. It's ultimately a minor offense that doesn't involve work responsibilities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294688) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 4:31 PM Author: chrome stead Even the cookies were a no-show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294766) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 5:46 PM Author: frozen slate heaven LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295157) |
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Date: March 9th, 2015 10:38 PM Author: Heady Mauve Jewess So underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460466) |
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Date: May 11th, 2015 11:24 PM Author: Bateful balding resort nowag Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27871654) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 5:50 PM Author: pearly genital piercing any adult throwing herself a birthday party needs to be shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295183) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 6:11 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha "My promise to myself on my 32nd birthday it to treat myself and have it all!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295351) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 6:18 PM Author: Citrine Library I am dying laughing. 180.
Tell her Pauly Shore is on his way. |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 6:50 PM Author: frozen slate heaven Can we get a description of this shrew? What does she look/act like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295697) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:51 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha She's an objective 7 blonde that would look like a real life Disney character if you said, make her a real person but not too pretty.
She is c-suite track at one of the super majors, don't want to talk too much sht but other than being married she checks every shrew box possible, including constantly training for half marathons |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 6:58 PM Author: opaque cumskin affirmative action i laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295752) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 1:54 AM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27298472) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 2:00 AM Author: soggy field Quality thread. Would read again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27298510) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 2:04 AM Author: Stimulating Headpube legit loled from the office. Thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27298544) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 2:07 AM Author: hideous corner hunting ground LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27298552) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:32 AM Author: Motley sweet tailpipe hilarious.
but also: i would never even dream of asking my secretary to do anything like this. every secretary i have ever had has acted resentful when i've asked them to do things like make copies or take messages for me. i can't even imagine what they'd do if i asked them to do something for me on a personal matter. probably something like order $25 worth of milk. |
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Date: March 9th, 2015 10:24 PM Author: Dashing crusty whorehouse This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460374) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:34 AM Author: Mint slap-happy site milk lmao
"here's all this milk!" |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 5:25 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27302344) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 5:48 PM Author: umber spectacular goyim windowlicker no use crying over sent milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27302562) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 6:55 PM Author: Heady Mauve Jewess Milk was a bad choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27303051) |
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Date: February 13th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: Stimulating Headpube Did everyone have a laugh about this, or are you just pretending that it didn't happen?
I like picturing the entire floor wondering what's with the 18 milks in the fridge all day. |
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Date: February 13th, 2015 4:34 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha 12 cartons of milk* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27308852) |
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Date: March 9th, 2015 10:18 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460335) |
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Date: March 9th, 2015 10:21 PM Author: Arousing Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460351) |
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Date: March 9th, 2015 10:26 PM Author: Dashing crusty whorehouse This is so depressing and exactly why I never have birthday parties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460382) |
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Date: March 9th, 2015 11:13 PM Author: Mind-boggling Pale People Who Are Hurt Volcanic Crater *husband brings out huge platter of sizzling fajitas to the dining table set for 8 ppl, plops it in front of wife* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460697) |
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Date: April 12th, 2015 9:45 AM Author: glassy station He's also wearing a sombrero. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27675109) |
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Date: May 11th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27871571) |
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Date: May 11th, 2015 11:22 PM Author: Bateful balding resort nowag At that point you should have just had the delivery man do the milk gallon slam at their doorstep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27871643) |
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Date: May 14th, 2015 6:21 PM Author: burgundy fighting sanctuary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27892070) |
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