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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
Nubile gay theatre goal in life
  05/07/15
lmao.
Bonkers Bipolar Point Legend
  05/07/15
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violent corn cake
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
appetizing misunderstood generalized bond new version
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
Nubile gay theatre goal in life
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
appetizing misunderstood generalized bond new version
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
Titillating Blathering Parlour Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
Bisexual kitchen
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
Insane Mexican Market
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
passionate whorehouse
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
milky rigpig indian lodge
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
Stubborn toilet seat
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
Rebellious associate
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
hideous black national security agency
  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
milky rigpig indian lodge
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
milky rigpig indian lodge
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
Disrespectful locale
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
gold cumskin skinny woman
  05/07/15
yep
chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
Bisexual kitchen
  05/07/15
...
Glittery hyperactive range
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
Rambunctious wine masturbator
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
Rebellious associate
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
Glittery hyperactive range
  05/07/15
...
trip piazza pozpig
  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
Stimulating Ratface Menage
  05/07/15
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Well-lubricated Forum
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
gold cumskin skinny woman
  05/07/15
...
trip piazza pozpig
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
electric domesticated psychic boltzmann
  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
Disturbing theater gaping
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
Cyan razzmatazz police squad field
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
Rambunctious wine masturbator
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
Cyan razzmatazz police squad field
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
Burgundy roommate double fault
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
Glittery hyperactive range
  05/07/15
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Fragrant shimmering pisswyrm abode
  05/07/15
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Salmon charismatic tanning salon milk
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pea-brained stage
  05/07/15
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Ruddy Candlestick Maker
  05/07/15
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Multi-colored Church Building Private Investor
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
Titillating Blathering Parlour Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
adulterous tripping institution gunner
  05/07/15
...
aqua legal warrant site
  10/12/16
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Glittery hyperactive range
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
Rambunctious wine masturbator
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
Disturbing theater gaping
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
Rebellious associate
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
Ruddy Candlestick Maker
  05/07/15
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Nofapping sticky karate
  10/12/16


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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Nubile gay theatre goal in life

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Bonkers Bipolar Point Legend

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: violent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: appetizing misunderstood generalized bond new version

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Nubile gay theatre goal in life

agree to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: appetizing misunderstood generalized bond new version

hi paul, weiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Titillating Blathering Parlour Mad-dog Skullcap

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Bisexual kitchen

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Insane Mexican Market

(Non lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: passionate whorehouse

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford

That was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: milky rigpig indian lodge

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Stubborn toilet seat

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: Rebellious associate

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: hideous black national security agency

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: milky rigpig indian lodge

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: milky rigpig indian lodge

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful locale

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: gold cumskin skinny woman

did you actually read the whole report?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Bisexual kitchen

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious wine masturbator

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford

http://www.exponent.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Rebellious associate

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive range

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: trip piazza pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Stimulating Ratface Menage

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: gold cumskin skinny woman

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: trip piazza pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: electric domesticated psychic boltzmann

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Disturbing theater gaping

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Cyan razzmatazz police squad field

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious wine masturbator

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Cyan razzmatazz police squad field

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Burgundy roommate double fault

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: chest-beating insanely creepy crotch halford

just fill up a bathtub bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive range

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: Fragrant shimmering pisswyrm abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Salmon charismatic tanning salon milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: pea-brained stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: Ruddy Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Church Building Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Titillating Blathering Parlour Mad-dog Skullcap

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: adulterous tripping institution gunner

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: aqua legal warrant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Rambunctious wine masturbator

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: Disturbing theater gaping

Hey bud we're all good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Rebellious associate

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Ruddy Candlestick Maker

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Nofapping sticky karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)