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what's the worst animal attack you've ever experienced

was playing with my bro's huge hermit crab he has in his off...
Brilliant Institution
  09/04/15
Have almost been CUDDLED to DEATH by a number of adorable pu...
indecent amber dragon
  09/04/15
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metal mauve hunting ground preventive strike
  09/04/15
A large bird shit on me in an aviary. A very large bird.
frozen out-of-control home
  09/04/15
Stung by a jellyfish. Came up in very painful welts.
adventurous faggotry
  09/04/15
A cat/dog bit my hand off
Aphrodisiac Ocher Business Firm Death Wish
  09/04/15
i saw both of your hands the other day
nubile becky pit
  09/04/15
What was the condition of the bit-off one?
frozen out-of-control home
  09/04/15
it grew back, a miracle
nubile becky pit
  09/04/15
(catsitter)
primrose brunch
  09/04/15
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nubile becky pit
  09/04/15
lmao
Brilliant Institution
  09/05/15
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startling volcanic crater
  09/05/15
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Brilliant Institution
  09/05/15
partially digested by komodo dragon bite
crimson frisky yarmulke public bath
  09/04/15
I was bit by an assassin bug. That whole part of my arm beca...
laughsome flickering locus faggot firefighter
  09/04/15
I know that mound. I am sorry.
Adulterous hairraiser dysfunction
  09/05/15
was at a kennel volunteering, let out the "adoptable&qu...
nubile becky pit
  09/04/15
(Guy running around kicking dogs at a shelter)
white wonderful location striped hyena
  09/05/15
it was a vacation kennel for wealthy people, the thing had a...
nubile becky pit
  09/05/15
I was viscously attacked by a polar bear
appetizing stain
  09/04/15
One time I got like 10 mosquito bites
Red Menage Half-breed
  09/04/15
Hornets. Luckily walked away w/ only 3 stings.
Brass Boyish Piazza Sex Offender
  09/04/15
Our dog chased my mother in laws cat, it jumped up on the wa...
Shimmering Ticket Booth Brethren
  09/04/15
"My hand swells like double the size for a week" ...
nubile becky pit
  09/04/15
Did it latch onto your hand and then shred your arm with its...
Brass Boyish Piazza Sex Offender
  09/04/15
contracted toxoplasmosis from imanagecat's cat
Chrome exhilarant spot idiot
  09/05/15
lol didn't someone get injured by his cat lmao
Brilliant Institution
  09/05/15
charged, hit and kicked by a bull, no horns thank god and f...
Ruby Fat Ankles Dilemma
  09/05/15
do you own bulls or what
Brilliant Institution
  09/05/15
but ur gf was horned, amirite?
180 stock car wrinkle
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Date: September 4th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Brilliant Institution

was playing with my bro's huge hermit crab he has in his office and the motherfucker pinched my hand so hard we had to use a letter opener to pry the claw off without killing the crab and i was yelling and still have a small scar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28688192)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: indecent amber dragon

Have almost been CUDDLED to DEATH by a number of adorable puppybros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28688209)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: metal mauve hunting ground preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691862)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: frozen out-of-control home

A large bird shit on me in an aviary. A very large bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691857)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: adventurous faggotry

Stung by a jellyfish. Came up in very painful welts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691876)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ocher Business Firm Death Wish

A cat/dog bit my hand off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691881)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: nubile becky pit

i saw both of your hands the other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691886)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: frozen out-of-control home

What was the condition of the bit-off one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691907)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: nubile becky pit

it grew back, a miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691921)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: primrose brunch

(catsitter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691999)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: nubile becky pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692005)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Brilliant Institution

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693550)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: startling volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694129)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Brilliant Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693497)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: crimson frisky yarmulke public bath

partially digested by komodo dragon bite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691885)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: laughsome flickering locus faggot firefighter

I was bit by an assassin bug. That whole part of my arm became an itchy, discolored, swollen mound for like a week. I can't believe assassin bugs even exist in the US, they're like one of those crazy insects you would find in a Brazilian rainforest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691900)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Adulterous hairraiser dysfunction

I know that mound. I am sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693504)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: nubile becky pit

was at a kennel volunteering, let out the "adoptable" dogs, let the front desk lady's dog out with them. her dog is an asshole and started a fight with the alpha male, alpha male FUCKED THAT DOG UP, his neck was all over the floor, anyways, i run up kick the alpha in the face as hard as i could, all the other dogs (about 11) were surrounding the fight and started to nip at me, i seriously thought that was how i was going to die, i kicked about 5-7 more dogs and they all backed the fuck up, then i drove that dog to a vet, blood all over my old car, he lived, no marks on my body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691918)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:44 AM
Author: white wonderful location striped hyena

(Guy running around kicking dogs at a shelter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693545)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: nubile becky pit

it was a vacation kennel for wealthy people, the thing had a pool with a waterfall and slide and everything, the "adoptable" dogs were strays that were legit feral and vicious unless you taught them not to fuck with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694160)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: appetizing stain

I was viscously attacked by a polar bear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691924)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Red Menage Half-breed

One time I got like 10 mosquito bites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691955)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Brass Boyish Piazza Sex Offender

Hornets. Luckily walked away w/ only 3 stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691994)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: Shimmering Ticket Booth Brethren

Our dog chased my mother in laws cat, it jumped up on the washing machine to escape. The washing machine was open, and the cat jumped behind the door, causing the door to close on the cats paw by the hinge. I hear some hissing and moaning, walk in the laundry room and see the cat stuck, so I lift the door open, which cause the hinge to pinch the cats paw slightly tighter before releasing it.

When that fucking cat got loose, it bites the hell out of my hand and claws the shit out of it. My hand swells like double the size for a week. Fuck that cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692003)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: nubile becky pit

"My hand swells like double the size for a week"

IMANAGECAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692012)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Brass Boyish Piazza Sex Offender

Did it latch onto your hand and then shred your arm with its back feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692015)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: Chrome exhilarant spot idiot

contracted toxoplasmosis from imanagecat's cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693494)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Brilliant Institution

lol didn't someone get injured by his cat lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693501)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Ruby Fat Ankles Dilemma

charged, hit and kicked by a bull, no horns thank god

and for real, no cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693532)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:53 AM
Author: Brilliant Institution

do you own bulls or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693595)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: 180 stock car wrinkle

but ur gf was horned, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694031)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: flirting indirect expression stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694151)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Brilliant Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694785)