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Time traveler from November 25, 2016. Ask your questions.

They sent me back in time to save humanity from its greatest...
green place of business
  11/25/15
Who won the presidential election?
razzle-dazzle gas station
  11/25/15
Trump
green place of business
  11/25/15
sounds like flame. We all know he has no change in the gener...
razzle-dazzle gas station
  11/25/15
There's a world war going on.
green place of business
  11/25/15
...
Charcoal center coldplay fan
  12/05/16
...
beady-eyed address pervert
  12/05/16
what're the DOW/S&P500 at?
excitant keepsake machete
  11/25/15
Markets have been closed since October, brah.
green place of business
  11/25/15
markets don't close just because there's war
excitant keepsake machete
  11/25/15
(guy who never heard of world war i) Besides, the continu...
green place of business
  11/25/15
(lawyer who uses "impracticable" in casual convers...
crystalline headpube
  06/19/16
(faggot)
green place of business
  06/20/16
...
azure pisswyrm lodge
  06/20/16
Did Ohio State squeak into the CFB playoffs?
fiercely-loyal gaming laptop
  11/25/15
Fuck me if I know.
green place of business
  11/25/15
you some sort of clothmo?
fiercely-loyal gaming laptop
  11/25/15
stfu twink
green place of business
  11/25/15
...
hairraiser institution nowag
  06/19/16
Is Tyrod Taylor still the Bills' starting QB?
blathering bright half-breed
  11/25/15
Who?
green place of business
  11/25/15
:( harsh but fair.
blathering bright half-breed
  11/25/15
what's your name?
Talented legend
  11/25/15
John Connor
green place of business
  11/25/15
hi john
Talented legend
  11/25/15
hai
green place of business
  11/25/15
Is Kristanna Loken still hot?
crystalline headpube
  06/19/16
meh for a 37 yo https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3n6xReLm2rw/maxres...
Apoplectic scarlet nibblets
  10/06/16
What is humanity's greatest disaster that you were sent to s...
wonderful goyim library
  11/25/15
United States homeland has been invaded by Russian and Chine...
green place of business
  11/25/15
and how do you intend to stop this?
dun nursing home ceo
  11/25/15
I had a great plan to foil the cyberattack, but forgot how m...
green place of business
  11/26/15
...
unholy jade stage
  12/14/15
...
Burgundy Razzmatazz Home
  12/17/15
What led to the Russian and Chinese invasion?
dun nursing home ceo
  11/25/15
In retrospect, the re-election of Obama…. Russia retaliat...
green place of business
  11/26/15
Does Newman Morgensterns Alamo law firm survive?
bearded adulterous senate alpha
  11/26/15
...
green place of business
  11/26/15
...
Soul-stirring garrison athletic conference
  12/14/15
This made me lol more than it probably should have: ---- ...
galvanic temple jewess
  12/14/15
...
green place of business
  03/22/16
Omg
aqua haunting market voyeur
  06/19/16
180. Would read again.
Charismatic silver digit ratio
  06/19/16
...
Hyperactive resort
  06/19/16
(elite level poaster)
hairraiser institution nowag
  06/19/16
...
vivacious lay
  10/06/16
A++++++ Would read again
Dashing harsh public bath psychic
  10/06/16
Pretty 180 to scroll through threads here and remind self ju...
green place of business
  11/25/15
Are there still a lot of Draft King ads?
fantasy-prone vibrant trust fund
  11/25/15
...
vivacious lay
  11/26/15
Is WGWAG still a myth in the future?
mewling brilliant location
  11/26/15
Reports indicate that Chinese forces have engaged in mass ra...
green place of business
  11/26/15
Orange county new York or orange county California this is v...
violent wild range haunted graveyard
  12/14/15
California. They hadn't even reached the Mississippi when I...
green place of business
  12/14/15
Oh, I'm fine then
violent wild range haunted graveyard
  12/14/15
There are riots throughout the rest of the United States, ju...
green place of business
  12/14/15
Hmm I'm starting to suspect flame
violent wild range haunted graveyard
  12/14/15
That's what Obama said when North Korea fired on South Korea...
green place of business
  12/17/15
...
green place of business
  12/14/15
how's traffic on xo 2016?
impertinent wagecucks kitty
  12/14/15
No Internet in the United States.
green place of business
  12/14/15
Does biglaw still exist?
Gay Frozen Scourge Upon The Earth Corner
  12/14/15
Yes, but much diminished.
green place of business
  12/14/15
Then my vote was all worth it. Hopefully president trump can...
Gay Frozen Scourge Upon The Earth Corner
  12/14/15
...
Balding electric furnace point
  12/14/15
on a scale of 1 to "king of britannia doing a stadium f...
Splenetic Navy Parlor Circlehead
  12/14/15
It's not steampunk at all. It's just random Mexican gangs k...
green place of business
  12/14/15
Did I ever get to eat that hot guy's ass?
Very Tactful Business Firm
  12/14/15
that extra moon orbiting Earth: what of it? does it sound ...
bateful insanely creepy water buffalo
  06/19/16
Julia launched herself into outer orbit with an IBS fart
Marvelous Locale
  06/19/16
Lol
Balding electric furnace point
  06/19/16
are u John Titor
Rebellious glittery chad parlour
  06/20/16
Don't give away Mogul's codename.
green place of business
  08/20/16
Is pot legal federally
bull headed black woman
  06/20/16
Fuck, only minor changes in the time stream. I need to get ...
green place of business
  08/03/16
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/25/world/middleeast/turkey-sy...
green place of business
  08/24/16
Good work so far!
green place of business
  10/06/16
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
green place of business
  10/11/16
What is the 2016 biglaw bonus scale?
maroon mind-boggling theater stage puppy
  10/11/16
Cinders.
green place of business
  10/11/16
Epilogue: I met Mr. Trump to collect my paycheck. He claime...
green place of business
  12/05/16
...
green place of business
  12/20/16
...
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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: green place of business

They sent me back in time to save humanity from its greatest disaster.

They didn't know I was a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252815)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station

Who won the presidential election?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252820)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: green place of business

Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252823)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station

sounds like flame. We all know he has no change in the general election. Just like McCain.

What's the status of the Syria War?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252829)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:36 PM
Author: green place of business

There's a world war going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252844)



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Date: December 5th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Charcoal center coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#32059039)



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Date: December 5th, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed address pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#32059088)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: excitant keepsake machete

what're the DOW/S&P500 at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252831)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: green place of business

Markets have been closed since October, brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252842)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:52 PM
Author: excitant keepsake machete

markets don't close just because there's war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252909)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 7:04 PM
Author: green place of business

(guy who never heard of world war i)

Besides, the continuing cyberattacks have made trading impracticable for now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252953)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 3:51 AM
Author: crystalline headpube

(lawyer who uses "impracticable" in casual conversation outside of law)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30738408)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: green place of business

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30745623)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: azure pisswyrm lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30745634)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal gaming laptop

Did Ohio State squeak into the CFB playoffs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252833)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: green place of business

Fuck me if I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252852)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal gaming laptop

you some sort of clothmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252863)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: green place of business

stfu twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252865)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: hairraiser institution nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30739090)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: blathering bright half-breed

Is Tyrod Taylor still the Bills' starting QB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252835)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: green place of business

Who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252856)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: blathering bright half-breed

:( harsh but fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252897)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: Talented legend

what's your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252864)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: green place of business

John Connor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252869)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Talented legend

hi john

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252876)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: green place of business

hai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252893)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 3:52 AM
Author: crystalline headpube

Is Kristanna Loken still hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30738409)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 9:55 AM
Author: Apoplectic scarlet nibblets

meh for a 37 yo

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3n6xReLm2rw/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#31570792)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 6:52 PM
Author: wonderful goyim library

What is humanity's greatest disaster that you were sent to stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252910)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: green place of business

United States homeland has been invaded by Russian and Chinese special forces. Unless my mission is successful, a depressed and spiteful Obama may go nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29252940)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: dun nursing home ceo

and how do you intend to stop this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29254353)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:45 AM
Author: green place of business

I had a great plan to foil the cyberattack, but forgot how much fun functional Internet is. Just watch 3 hours of cat videos, downloaded Adele's new album.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29255606)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: unholy jade stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375635)



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Date: December 17th, 2015 4:38 AM
Author: Burgundy Razzmatazz Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29397627)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: dun nursing home ceo

What led to the Russian and Chinese invasion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29254367)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: green place of business

In retrospect, the re-election of Obama….

Russia retaliated for the downing of its fighter by increasing support for PKK and PYD units in Syria. A wave of bombings struck Ankara and Istanbul. Turkey blamed Kurdish separatists for the attacks and sent ground forces into Syria. After rapidly overrunning Arfin and Kobani, the Turks bogged down. Instead of blaming their own shitty troops or the hostile terrain, Turkey expanded its assault along Syria’s Mediterranean coast, ostensibly to interdict supplies to the Kurds. As the Turkish Land Forces neared Latakia, Russia bombers accidentally-on-purpose targeted Turkish troops. Turkey threw a fit and demanded an emergency NATO summit. Obama gave a historic speech on the need for calm.

American weakness must have convinced Japanese leaders that they needed to exercise independent initiative. Under the pretense of conducting an environmental assessment, Japan landed troops on Senkaku. China made noises about the upcoming Taiwanese elections. The United States responded by stepping up arms sales to Taiwan. A Chinese white paper described U.S. efforts at “encirclement” and counseled a breakout strategy. Obama gave a historic speech on our common resolve.

Syrian rebels downed a Russian helicopter. Four crewmembers survived. Although initial reports indicated they were in Turkish custody, somehow they ended up with ISIS. The four were burned alive. Iranian-backed militias massacred rebels near Aleppo. Russia transferred a defensive missile system to Cyprus. Turkey threatened to close the Bosporus. Obama played basketball.

October 11, 2016 will probably be remembered as the start of this war by historians, assuming any survive. That’s when the unthinkable happened. In a matter of minutes, Seoul was reduced to cinder and ash by North Korean artillery. We still don’t know what precipitated the attack. Our best guess is that a small faction of North Korean officers sought a separate peace with the United States and South Korea. In exchange for their own immunity, they planned a coup, followed by controlled collapse. After discovering the plot, Kim Jong-un elected to bind his officers in a “brotherhood of death.” Whatever the reality, we know the result. North Korea chose suicide and fired three nuclear missiles at Japan. Two detonated at sea. The third exploded just south of Tokyo. Universal condemnation followed.

Obama declared war within hours. But Chinese forces had already mobilized to decapitate the “lawless” Kim government. Days later, Kim Jong-un was captured by a special PLA detachment, tied to a post, and shot. In the United States, relief and elation quickly turned to anger. Donald Trump pointed out that China was the only one who came out ahead from this mess. Shitlibs balked that China had not even mopped up the Korean insurgency, but it was difficult to ignore our diminished position in East Asia: thousands dead at the DMZ, two allies attacked, and no visible means of retaliation. When Obama publicly declared that the United States would assist Chinese peacekeepers, China flatly refused.

Donald Trump won the American presidency in a landslide, promising to reverse this disgrace. Three days later, China launched a massive cyberattack (Exercise Chow Fun), spamming our communications with cat memes and blinding our satellites. Amphibious forces landed in Hawaii. Riots broke out in major American cities as the second wave of cyberattacks paralyzed banks, utilities, emergency services, and transportation. Obama ordered physical destruction of the communications network to prevent further cyberattacks. On November 18, 2016, the Internet went down. The last poast on autoadmit read “fuck my ath he lisped.” Chinese submarines landed special forces on the prowl for dem white women.

Six days later, the Russians struck American airbases in Alaska and across the northern United States, completely undetected by the multicultural Canadian Air Force. Russian special forces have taken advantage of the civil unrest for plunder and profit. We expect a European invasion in days. Meantime in his bunker, our bitter and feckless president contemplates the nuclear option.

That's when I went back in time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29258710)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: bearded adulterous senate alpha

Does Newman Morgensterns Alamo law firm survive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29258723)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 8:57 PM
Author: green place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29258739)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring garrison athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375209)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:54 AM
Author: galvanic temple jewess

This made me lol more than it probably should have:

----

Three days later, China launched a massive cyberattack (Exercise Chow Fun)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375565)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: green place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30112757)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 2:48 AM
Author: aqua haunting market voyeur

Omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30738334)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 4:54 AM
Author: Charismatic silver digit ratio

180. Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30738462)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 4:58 AM
Author: Hyperactive resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30738466)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: hairraiser institution nowag

(elite level poaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30739094)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: vivacious lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#31570719)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Dashing harsh public bath psychic

A++++++

Would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#31570787)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: green place of business

Pretty 180 to scroll through threads here and remind self just clueless everyone was, JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29254344)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone vibrant trust fund

Are there still a lot of Draft King ads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29254400)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: vivacious lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29255147)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 8:50 PM
Author: mewling brilliant location

Is WGWAG still a myth in the future?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29258713)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: green place of business

Reports indicate that Chinese forces have engaged in mass rapes throughout Orange County.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29258721)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: violent wild range haunted graveyard

Orange county new York or orange county California this is very important

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375175)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 7:32 AM
Author: green place of business

California. They hadn't even reached the Mississippi when I left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375178)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 7:40 AM
Author: violent wild range haunted graveyard

Oh, I'm fine then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375188)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 7:52 AM
Author: green place of business

There are riots throughout the rest of the United States, just no Chinese troops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375201)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 8:08 AM
Author: violent wild range haunted graveyard

Hmm I'm starting to suspect flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375219)



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Date: December 17th, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: green place of business

That's what Obama said when North Korea fired on South Korea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29397618)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: green place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375172)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 7:32 AM
Author: impertinent wagecucks kitty

how's traffic on xo 2016?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375176)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 7:32 AM
Author: green place of business

No Internet in the United States.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375179)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Gay Frozen Scourge Upon The Earth Corner

Does biglaw still exist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375204)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 7:55 AM
Author: green place of business

Yes, but much diminished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375205)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Gay Frozen Scourge Upon The Earth Corner

Then my vote was all worth it. Hopefully president trump can drive the final nail into the coffin soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375226)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 8:35 AM
Author: Balding electric furnace point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375261)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 8:14 AM
Author: Splenetic Navy Parlor Circlehead

on a scale of 1 to "king of britannia doing a stadium flyover on his iron steed," how steampunk is it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29375232)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:13 PM
Author: green place of business

It's not steampunk at all. It's just random Mexican gangs killing and raping SWPLs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#29380190)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Very Tactful Business Firm

Did I ever get to eat that hot guy's ass?

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Date: June 19th, 2016 3:56 AM
Author: bateful insanely creepy water buffalo

that extra moon orbiting Earth:

what of it?

does it sound like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=girSaawmpTo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#30738414)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:44 AM
Author: Marvelous Locale

Julia launched herself into outer orbit with an IBS fart

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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Balding electric furnace point

Lol

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Date: June 20th, 2016 8:46 AM
Author: Rebellious glittery chad parlour

are u John Titor

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Date: August 20th, 2016 2:43 AM
Author: green place of business

Don't give away Mogul's codename.

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Date: June 20th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: bull headed black woman

Is pot legal federally

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: green place of business

Fuck, only minor changes in the time stream. I need to get back to my mission.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#31097149)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: green place of business

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/25/world/middleeast/turkey-syria-isis.html

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Date: October 6th, 2016 5:08 AM
Author: green place of business

Good work so far!

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Date: October 11th, 2016 8:40 AM
Author: green place of business

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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Date: October 11th, 2016 8:42 AM
Author: maroon mind-boggling theater stage puppy

What is the 2016 biglaw bonus scale?

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Date: October 11th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: green place of business

Cinders.

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Date: December 5th, 2016 1:59 AM
Author: green place of business

Epilogue: I met Mr. Trump to collect my paycheck. He claimed no knowledge of my enterprise and refused to pay. When I confronted him with classified information confirming the veracity of my account, he bargained me down to 30% of the original agreement.

I love my cheapskate POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054124&forum_id=2#32059016)



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Date: December 20th, 2016 8:21 AM
Author: green place of business



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Date: July 19th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: sepia exhilarant community account kitchen



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