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Utah Mormons scandalized by drive thru soda stands (not flame)

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/30/us/utah-soda-wars.html
poppy crotch chad
  11/30/15
I thought mormons cant drink caffeine either.
internet-worthy plaza old irish cottage
  11/30/15
It's frowned upon, hence the "dirty soda" drinks t...
poppy crotch chad
  11/30/15
Soda hadn't been invented when the Lord, through his prophet...
Rusted Toaster
  11/30/15
The mormon areas in Hawaii only have caffeine free soda whic...
internet-worthy plaza old irish cottage
  11/30/15
Same in any Mormon church owned building. But they have neve...
citrine metal range trust fund
  01/07/16
rofl
mint codepig idea he suggested
  11/15/16
Technically it was a later "prophet" who said it a...
180 property jewess
  11/19/16
Mormon scripture prohibits "hot beverages", which ...
Razzle-dazzle national voyeur
  01/07/16
but you had to heat the kola leaf to extract caffeine from i...
Dashing patrolman hell
  01/07/16
so what, you heat soup and then let it cool a bit but that d...
Bateful deep really tough guy
  01/07/16
Extra twist - iced tea is considered off limits. But herbal ...
citrine metal range trust fund
  01/07/16
tl;dr mormons are cryptojews
Bateful deep really tough guy
  01/07/16
the preferred nomenclature is "mountain jews"
Vibrant useless field
  01/07/16
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews
demanding green windowlicker half-breed
  01/08/16
Behold as this Son of Cain tempts good Mormons to perdition:...
razzle public bath
  01/07/16
it's flame, the rule is no hot drinks, which is taken to mea...
Bateful deep really tough guy
  01/07/16
what about hot chocolate
Crimson Fragrant Hissy Fit
  01/07/16
That's permissible, even though hot chocolate is naturally c...
citrine metal range trust fund
  01/07/16
just proof mormons are less intellectual jews
Bateful deep really tough guy
  01/07/16
keep talking shit about boiling Sierra Mist
Charismatic crackhouse dopamine
  01/08/16
...
mustard stage
  11/19/16
Cr. Caffeine is frowned upon in general too
Coral Sanctuary
  11/19/16
i believe that was before hot beverages were made not for th...
self-absorbed shaky coffee pot regret
  11/19/16
180 daily mail level journalism from the NYT
Vibrant useless field
  11/30/15
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Laughsome sapphire ceo
  11/30/15
...
histrionic jet theater stage
  01/07/16
“I go there on my way to work and on my way home from work,”...
Vibrant useless field
  11/30/15
...
Flatulent shivering orchestra pit halford
  11/30/15
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Parlor
  11/30/15
ARE country
contagious blue sandwich keepsake machete
  11/30/15
But God forbid someone have a glass wine or an espresso in t...
citrine metal range trust fund
  01/07/16
Meanwhile, in Chicago...
violent sooty meetinghouse
  11/30/15
...
Vibrant useless field
  01/07/16
"the soda war has provoked an impassioned debate, with ...
razzle public bath
  01/07/16
Everything about this is 180.
Territorial Scarlet Weed Whacker Hospital
  01/07/16
Whatever happened to those BYU crime report threads?
brilliant odious alpha place of business
  01/07/16
Good times.
histrionic jet theater stage
  01/07/16
indeed
brilliant odious alpha place of business
  01/07/16
https://police.byu.edu/content/police-blotter
histrionic jet theater stage
  01/07/16
'Officers responded to a report of an individual yelling and...
brilliant odious alpha place of business
  01/07/16
holy shit this is 180 DISORDER "Officers responed t...
henna point
  01/07/16
One of my coworkers is mormon. Great guy but holy shit he co...
brilliant odious alpha place of business
  01/07/16
Meanwhile, in Detroit...
Deranged balding telephone lodge
  01/07/16
44 ounce sodas? Shit, are countryers are digusting slobs.
Lime cerebral death wish pit
  01/07/16
Just do consume over half your recommended calories in soda,...
citrine metal range trust fund
  01/07/16
just ghastly and horrifying and LOL at trying to trademar...
hairless address messiness
  01/08/16
...
Vibrant useless field
  11/15/16
Xo Mormons
Coral Sanctuary
  11/19/16
...
Bipolar water buffalo business firm
  02/25/18


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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: poppy crotch chad

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/30/us/utah-soda-wars.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276054)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: internet-worthy plaza old irish cottage

I thought mormons cant drink caffeine either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276067)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: poppy crotch chad

It's frowned upon, hence the "dirty soda" drinks that would be laughed at anywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276069)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:44 AM
Author: Rusted Toaster

Soda hadn't been invented when the Lord, through his prophet John Smith, prohibited tea and coffee drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276071)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:46 AM
Author: internet-worthy plaza old irish cottage

The mormon areas in Hawaii only have caffeine free soda which is why I ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276080)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: citrine metal range trust fund

Same in any Mormon church owned building. But they have never "officially" said it's not allowed. So there's this weird culture where self righteous Mormons don't drink it and chastise others and then the bad Mormons drink coke to feel like a rebel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544324)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 9:53 PM
Author: mint codepig idea he suggested

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31919361)



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Date: November 19th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: 180 property jewess

Technically it was a later "prophet" who said it applied to coffee and tea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31948305)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national voyeur

Mormon scripture prohibits "hot beverages", which is understood to refer to tea and coffee. Some Mormons say that, implicitly, this passage bans all caffeine. Others point out that soda is cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544211)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Dashing patrolman hell

but you had to heat the kola leaf to extract caffeine from it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544223)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Bateful deep really tough guy

so what, you heat soup and then let it cool a bit but that doesn't mean mormons can't have soup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544348)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: citrine metal range trust fund

Extra twist - iced tea is considered off limits. But herbal tea without caffeine is permissible. But decaffeinated coffee is not permissible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544358)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: Bateful deep really tough guy

tl;dr mormons are cryptojews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544469)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:25 PM
Author: Vibrant useless field

the preferred nomenclature is "mountain jews"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544492)



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Date: January 8th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: demanding green windowlicker half-breed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29548279)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: razzle public bath

Behold as this Son of Cain tempts good Mormons to perdition:

http://youtu.be/3xSyVjkSib4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544247)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Bateful deep really tough guy

it's flame, the rule is no hot drinks, which is taken to mean coffee and tea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544342)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Crimson Fragrant Hissy Fit

what about hot chocolate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544367)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:12 PM
Author: citrine metal range trust fund

That's permissible, even though hot chocolate is naturally caffeinated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544385)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: Bateful deep really tough guy

just proof mormons are less intellectual jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544472)



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Date: January 8th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Charismatic crackhouse dopamine

keep talking shit about boiling Sierra Mist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29549005)



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Date: November 19th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: mustard stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31948321)



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Date: November 19th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Coral Sanctuary

Cr. Caffeine is frowned upon in general too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31948439)



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Date: November 19th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed shaky coffee pot regret

i believe that was before hot beverages were made not for the body or belly.

lots of mormos drink caffeine. like others have said, some think no caffeine is implied by the passage so they don't.

in 2012 plenty of articles talked about how mitt drank diet coke all the time on the campaign trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31948323)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:46 AM
Author: Vibrant useless field

180 daily mail level journalism from the NYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276078)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: Laughsome sapphire ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276608)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: histrionic jet theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544370)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: Vibrant useless field

“I go there on my way to work and on my way home from work,” said Britni Perry, 33, a Swig fan who works at a prison not far from her preferred soda stop. She orders a Dirty Dr Pepper (soda, coconut syrup) in the morning and a Mountain Dew Fruit Loop (soda and strawberry, peach and watermelon syrups) in the evening.

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276098)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 3:04 AM
Author: Flatulent shivering orchestra pit halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276118)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276620)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: contagious blue sandwich keepsake machete

ARE country



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276641)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:05 PM
Author: citrine metal range trust fund

But God forbid someone have a glass wine or an espresso in the morning! That's unhealthy! Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544331)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: violent sooty meetinghouse

Meanwhile, in Chicago...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276704)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Vibrant useless field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544109)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: razzle public bath

"the soda war has provoked an impassioned debate, with people who identify themselves as Swiggers defending the lawsuit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544156)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: Territorial Scarlet Weed Whacker Hospital

Everything about this is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544187)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: brilliant odious alpha place of business

Whatever happened to those BYU crime report threads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544362)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: histrionic jet theater stage

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544371)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: brilliant odious alpha place of business

indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544380)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:12 PM
Author: histrionic jet theater stage

https://police.byu.edu/content/police-blotter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544384)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: brilliant odious alpha place of business

'Officers responded to a report of an individual yelling and crying. On their arrival it was determined the situation was OK.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544434)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: henna point

holy shit this is 180

DISORDER

"Officers responed to a report of a snowball thrower from the pedestrian bridge. No one was found."

THEFT

"An individual reported a missing trailer. It was determined the trailer was in for repairs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544450)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:21 PM
Author: brilliant odious alpha place of business

One of my coworkers is mormon. Great guy but holy shit he comes from another planet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544457)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Deranged balding telephone lodge

Meanwhile, in Detroit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544395)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:15 PM
Author: Lime cerebral death wish pit

44 ounce sodas? Shit, are countryers are digusting slobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544407)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: citrine metal range trust fund

Just do consume over half your recommended calories in soda, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544438)



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Date: January 8th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: hairless address messiness

just ghastly and horrifying

and LOL at trying to trademark "dirty" because they've never heard of a dirty martini.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29548944)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 9:51 PM
Author: Vibrant useless field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31919340)



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Date: November 19th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Coral Sanctuary

Xo Mormons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31948447)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Bipolar water buffalo business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#35484928)