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Utah Mormons scandalized by drive thru soda stands (not flame)

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/30/us/utah-soda-wars.html
charismatic cuckoldry
  11/30/15
I thought mormons cant drink caffeine either.
ruby slimy property
  11/30/15
It's frowned upon, hence the "dirty soda" drinks t...
charismatic cuckoldry
  11/30/15
Soda hadn't been invented when the Lord, through his prophet...
Racy Pisswyrm Hospital
  11/30/15
The mormon areas in Hawaii only have caffeine free soda whic...
ruby slimy property
  11/30/15
Same in any Mormon church owned building. But they have neve...
orange deep stock car
  01/07/16
rofl
slate garrison
  11/15/16
Technically it was a later "prophet" who said it a...
onyx aggressive forum love of her life
  11/19/16
Mormon scripture prohibits "hot beverages", which ...
Cerebral doctorate
  01/07/16
but you had to heat the kola leaf to extract caffeine from i...
aphrodisiac jewess
  01/07/16
so what, you heat soup and then let it cool a bit but that d...
thriller roast beef
  01/07/16
Extra twist - iced tea is considered off limits. But herbal ...
orange deep stock car
  01/07/16
tl;dr mormons are cryptojews
thriller roast beef
  01/07/16
the preferred nomenclature is "mountain jews"
cocky ceo
  01/07/16
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews
multi-colored center liquid oxygen
  01/08/16
Behold as this Son of Cain tempts good Mormons to perdition:...
angry bistre native
  01/07/16
it's flame, the rule is no hot drinks, which is taken to mea...
thriller roast beef
  01/07/16
what about hot chocolate
violet corner antidepressant drug
  01/07/16
That's permissible, even though hot chocolate is naturally c...
orange deep stock car
  01/07/16
just proof mormons are less intellectual jews
thriller roast beef
  01/07/16
keep talking shit about boiling Sierra Mist
Magical orchestra pit police squad
  01/08/16
...
Copper crackhouse
  11/19/16
Cr. Caffeine is frowned upon in general too
vibrant nofapping whorehouse
  11/19/16
i believe that was before hot beverages were made not for th...
magenta new version
  11/19/16
180 daily mail level journalism from the NYT
cocky ceo
  11/30/15
...
Wonderful bull headed incel
  11/30/15
...
brass patrolman
  01/07/16
“I go there on my way to work and on my way home from work,”...
cocky ceo
  11/30/15
...
submissive chocolate newt
  11/30/15
...
Irradiated Personal Credit Line Gas Station
  11/30/15
ARE country
Know-it-all Spot Roommate
  11/30/15
But God forbid someone have a glass wine or an espresso in t...
orange deep stock car
  01/07/16
Meanwhile, in Chicago...
Pungent tripping jap
  11/30/15
...
cocky ceo
  01/07/16
"the soda war has provoked an impassioned debate, with ...
angry bistre native
  01/07/16
Everything about this is 180.
french gay wizard meetinghouse
  01/07/16
Whatever happened to those BYU crime report threads?
Ungodly nowag indian lodge
  01/07/16
Good times.
brass patrolman
  01/07/16
indeed
Ungodly nowag indian lodge
  01/07/16
https://police.byu.edu/content/police-blotter
brass patrolman
  01/07/16
'Officers responded to a report of an individual yelling and...
Ungodly nowag indian lodge
  01/07/16
holy shit this is 180 DISORDER "Officers responed t...
low-t salmon shrine
  01/07/16
One of my coworkers is mormon. Great guy but holy shit he co...
Ungodly nowag indian lodge
  01/07/16
Meanwhile, in Detroit...
cream spectacular prole mexican
  01/07/16
44 ounce sodas? Shit, are countryers are digusting slobs.
heady foreskin partner
  01/07/16
Just do consume over half your recommended calories in soda,...
orange deep stock car
  01/07/16
just ghastly and horrifying and LOL at trying to trademar...
effete misanthropic tattoo kitchen
  01/08/16
...
cocky ceo
  11/15/16
Xo Mormons
vibrant nofapping whorehouse
  11/19/16
...
godawful sound barrier
  02/25/18


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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: charismatic cuckoldry

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/30/us/utah-soda-wars.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276054)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: ruby slimy property

I thought mormons cant drink caffeine either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276067)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: charismatic cuckoldry

It's frowned upon, hence the "dirty soda" drinks that would be laughed at anywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276069)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:44 AM
Author: Racy Pisswyrm Hospital

Soda hadn't been invented when the Lord, through his prophet John Smith, prohibited tea and coffee drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276071)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:46 AM
Author: ruby slimy property

The mormon areas in Hawaii only have caffeine free soda which is why I ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276080)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: orange deep stock car

Same in any Mormon church owned building. But they have never "officially" said it's not allowed. So there's this weird culture where self righteous Mormons don't drink it and chastise others and then the bad Mormons drink coke to feel like a rebel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544324)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 9:53 PM
Author: slate garrison

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31919361)



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Date: November 19th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: onyx aggressive forum love of her life

Technically it was a later "prophet" who said it applied to coffee and tea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31948305)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Cerebral doctorate

Mormon scripture prohibits "hot beverages", which is understood to refer to tea and coffee. Some Mormons say that, implicitly, this passage bans all caffeine. Others point out that soda is cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544211)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jewess

but you had to heat the kola leaf to extract caffeine from it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544223)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: thriller roast beef

so what, you heat soup and then let it cool a bit but that doesn't mean mormons can't have soup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544348)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: orange deep stock car

Extra twist - iced tea is considered off limits. But herbal tea without caffeine is permissible. But decaffeinated coffee is not permissible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544358)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: thriller roast beef

tl;dr mormons are cryptojews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544469)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:25 PM
Author: cocky ceo

the preferred nomenclature is "mountain jews"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544492)



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Date: January 8th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: multi-colored center liquid oxygen

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29548279)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: angry bistre native

Behold as this Son of Cain tempts good Mormons to perdition:

http://youtu.be/3xSyVjkSib4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544247)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: thriller roast beef

it's flame, the rule is no hot drinks, which is taken to mean coffee and tea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544342)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: violet corner antidepressant drug

what about hot chocolate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544367)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:12 PM
Author: orange deep stock car

That's permissible, even though hot chocolate is naturally caffeinated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544385)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: thriller roast beef

just proof mormons are less intellectual jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544472)



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Date: January 8th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Magical orchestra pit police squad

keep talking shit about boiling Sierra Mist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29549005)



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Date: November 19th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Copper crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31948321)



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Date: November 19th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: vibrant nofapping whorehouse

Cr. Caffeine is frowned upon in general too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31948439)



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Date: November 19th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: magenta new version

i believe that was before hot beverages were made not for the body or belly.

lots of mormos drink caffeine. like others have said, some think no caffeine is implied by the passage so they don't.

in 2012 plenty of articles talked about how mitt drank diet coke all the time on the campaign trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31948323)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:46 AM
Author: cocky ceo

180 daily mail level journalism from the NYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276078)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: Wonderful bull headed incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276608)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: brass patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544370)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: cocky ceo

“I go there on my way to work and on my way home from work,” said Britni Perry, 33, a Swig fan who works at a prison not far from her preferred soda stop. She orders a Dirty Dr Pepper (soda, coconut syrup) in the morning and a Mountain Dew Fruit Loop (soda and strawberry, peach and watermelon syrups) in the evening.

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276098)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 3:04 AM
Author: submissive chocolate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276118)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: Irradiated Personal Credit Line Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276620)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Know-it-all Spot Roommate

ARE country



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276641)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:05 PM
Author: orange deep stock car

But God forbid someone have a glass wine or an espresso in the morning! That's unhealthy! Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544331)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Pungent tripping jap

Meanwhile, in Chicago...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29276704)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: cocky ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544109)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: angry bistre native

"the soda war has provoked an impassioned debate, with people who identify themselves as Swiggers defending the lawsuit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544156)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: french gay wizard meetinghouse

Everything about this is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544187)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Ungodly nowag indian lodge

Whatever happened to those BYU crime report threads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544362)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: brass patrolman

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544371)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Ungodly nowag indian lodge

indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544380)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:12 PM
Author: brass patrolman

https://police.byu.edu/content/police-blotter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544384)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: Ungodly nowag indian lodge

'Officers responded to a report of an individual yelling and crying. On their arrival it was determined the situation was OK.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544434)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: low-t salmon shrine

holy shit this is 180

DISORDER

"Officers responed to a report of a snowball thrower from the pedestrian bridge. No one was found."

THEFT

"An individual reported a missing trailer. It was determined the trailer was in for repairs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544450)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:21 PM
Author: Ungodly nowag indian lodge

One of my coworkers is mormon. Great guy but holy shit he comes from another planet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544457)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: cream spectacular prole mexican

Meanwhile, in Detroit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544395)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:15 PM
Author: heady foreskin partner

44 ounce sodas? Shit, are countryers are digusting slobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544407)



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Date: January 7th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: orange deep stock car

Just do consume over half your recommended calories in soda, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29544438)



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Date: January 8th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: effete misanthropic tattoo kitchen

just ghastly and horrifying

and LOL at trying to trademark "dirty" because they've never heard of a dirty martini.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#29548944)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 9:51 PM
Author: cocky ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31919340)



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Date: November 19th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: vibrant nofapping whorehouse

Xo Mormons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#31948447)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: godawful sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3057110&forum_id=2#35484928)