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*"the Boxer" playing as lawyer breaks down depressed, crying during doc review*

*wondering how he fucked up so impossibly bad* *it's 11PM...
chartreuse feces nursing home
  03/17/16
"Do I report my *sniffle* hours truthfully or do I...&q...
cheese-eating useless brakes
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scarlet startled station pocket flask
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walnut insane knife water buffalo
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cheese-eating useless brakes
  03/17/16
I am just a lit major though my story's often told, I have ...
stirring dysfunction community account
  04/11/16
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Claret spot macaca
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primrose heady death wish
  04/11/16
*poasts with tears in his eyes*
stirring dysfunction community account
  12/06/18
TIME TIME TIME SEE WHAT'S BECOME OF ME
lemon motley rehab selfie
  12/06/18


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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:06 PM
Author: chartreuse feces nursing home

*wondering how he fucked up so impossibly bad*

*it's 11PM*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080861)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating useless brakes

"Do I report my *sniffle* hours truthfully or do I..."

LIE LA LIE LIE LIE LA LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080882)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: scarlet startled station pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080885)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: walnut insane knife water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080908)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080956)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 4:20 AM
Author: stirring dysfunction community account

I am just a lit major though my story's often told,

I have squandered my allowance,

for a pocketful of JD's and 160K,

All lies and jest,

Still a man hears

What he wants to hear but disregards the rest

mm mm mm mm mm mmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

When I left my undergraduate,

I was no more than a boy

In the company of scholars

In the quiet of the library studying scared

Laying low

Seeking out the higher quartile

Where the biglaw gunners go

Looking for the places only they would know

Lie lie lie

Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

lie lie lie

lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lala lie lie lie

Asking only market in wages

I come looking for a job

But i get no offers

Just a comeon from the whores on the tinder app

I do declare

There were times when I was so lonesome

I took some comfort there

lie lie lie... lie lie lie mmm mmmm mmm

As the hours are rolling by me

They are billing evenly

I am older than I once was

Younger than I'll be that's not unusual

Nor is it strange

After changes the brief is more or less the same

After changes the brief is more or less the same

LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

LALA LIE LIE LIE

Then I'm laying out my collared shirt

And wishing I was gone

Going home

Where the partners in the firm aren't bleeding me

leading me

to killing me

In the cubicle stands a lawyer

And a writer by his trade

And he carries the reminder

Of every debt that laid him down

And cut him, in his anger and his shame

I am leaving, I am leaving but the lawyer remains



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30246850)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: Claret spot macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30247078)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: primrose heady death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30247357)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 1:35 AM
Author: stirring dysfunction community account

*poasts with tears in his eyes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#37358814)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: lemon motley rehab selfie

TIME TIME TIME

SEE WHAT'S BECOME OF ME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#37358902)