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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM Author: Umber Space Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new. Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.
Later boys and girls. |
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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM Author: vibrant travel guidebook public bath Go back to India (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#36040540) |
Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM Author: Pale shivering mediation selfie 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30254788) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM Author: Arousing national preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30254824) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM Author: azure indirect expression hell 180 moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259710) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM Author: aqua stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30254829) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: Arousing national preventive strike I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much? Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100 |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM Author: Talented Cuck Fortuitous Meteor not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259882) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM Author: Ruby range Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255103) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: Umber Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255329) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM Author: hyperactive twinkling institution New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255239) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM Author: anal idea he suggested athletic conference gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255391) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: aromatic fat ankles Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255397) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: anal idea he suggested athletic conference thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255399) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM Author: Umber Space This isn't RSF and it's not me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255407) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: Umber Space Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255414) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Umber Space (Didn't mean to double posts) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255653) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM Author: Slimy faggotry 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255624) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: vibrant travel guidebook public bath little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255650) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Slimy faggotry 180 Cr lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255652) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: aqua stage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255721) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM Author: odious garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31801648) |
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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM Author: Cracking Base Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#37240111) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM Author: Scarlet pit dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#39614982) |
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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM Author: Cracking Base Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#41800068) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: irradiated nighttime theater stage Not flame cop a script template and get to work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255736) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM Author: Umber Space Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255760) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: Exciting Principal's Office Water Buffalo now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.
now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.
so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.
roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.
make america great again. (180) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM Author: irradiated nighttime theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255821) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM Author: Exciting Principal's Office Water Buffalo i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255894) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: Razzmatazz insane prole What sort of lib could see a spic representing America? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30258156) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM Author: spruce talking hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259399) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM Author: Umber Space The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259463) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM Author: Exciting Principal's Office Water Buffalo i'm just calling it like it is.
old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.
new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck. |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM Author: bipolar senate cumskin Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255794) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM Author: Ruby range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30257362) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM Author: Cruel-hearted twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255890) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM Author: Umber Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30256244) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: crystalline maniacal rigor toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30257338) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM Author: indigo vigorous location legend 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30257524) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM Author: salmon titillating theatre national security agency million billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30258134) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Bespoke volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30258557) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM Author: Chestnut knife meetinghouse i came at 'dad bods' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30258569) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM Author: at-the-ready jewess station boy does he have a decision to make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30258598) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM Author: spectacular deep forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259234) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM Author: Umber Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259378) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM Author: thriller house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259433) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM Author: zombie-like church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259725) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM Author: pink step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259764) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: Yapping Dark Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271077) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM Author: electric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31801657) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM Author: Hideous stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259297) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM Author: at-the-ready jewess station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259645) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM Author: Umber Space Greatest movie of ARE generation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259717) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM Author: zombie-like church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259728) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM Author: Cerise queen of the night piazza DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259771) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM Author: Umber Space It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259791) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM Author: Umber Space 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259801) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM Author: Umber Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259816) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM Author: ultramarine rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30270766) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM Author: Yapping Dark Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271079) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM Author: Startling Hissy Fit Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271185) |
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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM Author: bipolar senate cumskin Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#36040536) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM Author: fluffy stain new version A billion
Thank you for this! |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM Author: ultramarine rigpig Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30260176) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM Author: soul-stirring locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30262283) |
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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: racy frozen community account This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30484482) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Passionate mexican Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30261210) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM Author: anal idea he suggested athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30261836) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM Author: Excitant lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30262299) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM Author: charcoal dragon "Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30262326) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM Author: Startling Hissy Fit **Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30263094) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM Author: Umber Space *light skinned half Puerto Rican* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30263106) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM Author: crystalline maniacal rigor toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30262342) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: olive library I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30262351) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM Author: Umber Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30263083) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Cream Aphrodisiac Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30270761) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM Author: big area A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30263126) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM Author: anal idea he suggested athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30269336) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM Author: Chrome Orchestra Pit this was my favorite part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30270765) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM Author: Cream Aphrodisiac Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271306) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM Author: soul-stirring locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30277375) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM Author: sick roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30320658) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM Author: sick roommate still crack up every time I think of this line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30392115) |
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM Author: indigo vigorous location legend Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#45235028) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM Author: Ruby range Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30392132) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM Author: aromatic fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31801656) |
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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM Author: khaki sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#36040469) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM Author: Slimy faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30392141) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM Author: soul-stirring locale I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30269270) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM Author: Bespoke volcanic crater agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30269315) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Passionate mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30270762) |
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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM Author: Yapping Dark Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30372418) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM Author: Scarlet pit dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30269318) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM Author: Cream Aphrodisiac Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30270759) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM Author: Yapping Dark Ceo 180000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271085) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM Author: Chocolate round eye half-breed heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271090) |
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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM Author: ivory razzle-dazzle den marketing idea Wilmer Valderrama, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30507577) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM Author: Multi-colored party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30277459) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM Author: stirring yellow plaza hairy legs will u ever finish the story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30277530) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM Author: Yapping Dark Ceo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30279173) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Vivacious flirting center skinny woman We need to get a production team/site ASAP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30279241) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM Author: blathering corn cake 929928383747272727833848566 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30323065) |
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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM Author: soul-stirring locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30350101) |
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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM Author: aromatic fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30483179) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM Author: thirsty mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30489285) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: provocative violet chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30492615) |
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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM Author: provocative violet chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30507552) |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM Author: Ruby range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30746746) |
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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM Author: at-the-ready jewess station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31068717) |
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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM Author: big area i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31068799) |
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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM Author: Umber Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31085736) |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM Author: sadistic infuriating native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31648220) |
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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM Author: odious garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31713435) |
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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM Author: Scarlet pit dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31713515) |
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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM Author: glittery set filthpig probably his masterwork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31713599) |
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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM Author: racy frozen community account No black brunch was epic IRL flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31713603) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM Author: dashing old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31801303) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: dashing old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31801275) |
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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM Author: aromatic fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#32148237) |
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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM Author: cobalt adulterous rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#32152516) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Umber Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#32156741) |
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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM Author: Umber Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#32174580) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: aromatic fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#32655383) |
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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM Author: Contagious Milk Weed Whacker (Reposted)
It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.
These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.
James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.
One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.
Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."
Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.
One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"
Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"
The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."
James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch." |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM Author: Contagious Milk Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#32749902) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM Author: Peach razzle dog poop Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#33189860) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM Author: Contagious Milk Weed Whacker corrected
I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt |
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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: Contagious Milk Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#33798150) |
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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM Author: Passionate mexican It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#33798171) |
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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM Author: Contagious Milk Weed Whacker Edited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#33798225) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM Author: mind-boggling home Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#32749944) |
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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM Author: Contagious Milk Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#32960764) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM Author: Heady bull headed sneaky criminal karate better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#33250632) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM Author: Ungodly address elastic band not a single person copied it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#34510680) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM Author: Contagious Milk Weed Whacker I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM Author: Contagious Milk Weed Whacker http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#34510709) |
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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Disturbing laughsome whorehouse (Reposted)
It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.
These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.
James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.
One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.
Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."
Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.
One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"
Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"
The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."
James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch." |
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