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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
flame?
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lascivious flickering property
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
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jesus christ op is dead here
Heady zippy pocket flask
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Multi-colored dragon
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Sexy Orange Coffee Pot
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Blue Black Woman
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erotic menage voyeur
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Aromatic coldplay fan giraffe
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Holy shit wtf
Excitant electric furnace
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
supple corner
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
adventurous doctorate
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
Domesticated half-breed
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
Indigo startled brethren crotch
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
:(
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
lollll
Indigo startled brethren crotch
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stimulating judgmental trump supporter theatre
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Lol
vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman
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LMAO
big-titted fluffy business firm
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Vivacious Slap-happy Love Of Her Life Boistinker
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Multi-colored dragon
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drunken sadistic party of the first part lay
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Dashing theater stage stain
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razzle know-it-all dog poop psychic
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
Indigo startled brethren crotch
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Passionate Demanding Stage Striped Hyena
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
my god man
soggy dopamine
  09/09/16
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carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
yes
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
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You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
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On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
soggy dopamine
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
cracking lake den
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
Indigo startled brethren crotch
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
Buck-toothed main people
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Spectacular home ratface
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
Indigo startled brethren crotch
  08/16/16
lol this
Passionate Demanding Stage Striped Hyena
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Concupiscible site digit ratio
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
trip forum windowlicker
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purple racy chad principal's office
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spit water out irl
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vibrant stag film potus
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haha
Talking glittery cumskin library
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lol
Yapping Exhilarant Station
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jet old irish cottage meetinghouse
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Tyft
Navy thriller theater wagecucks
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Lol
vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman
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big-titted fluffy business firm
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Galvanic House
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Vivacious Slap-happy Love Of Her Life Boistinker
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Cowardly temple
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180
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Mahogany well-lubricated pit
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Aromatic coldplay fan giraffe
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Sexy Orange Coffee Pot
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Ouch
House-broken aquamarine center sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
confused base patrolman
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that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
confused base patrolman
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Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
Brass abode
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...
Canary Sneaky Criminal Kitchen
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i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
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*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
trip forum windowlicker
  08/16/16
ok fine.
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
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it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
white sanctuary goal in life
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
Curious amethyst cuckold
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
Indigo startled brethren crotch
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...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
Buck-toothed main people
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
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explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
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"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
vibrant stag film potus
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Canary Sneaky Criminal Kitchen
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
Dashing theater stage stain
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Indigo startled brethren crotch
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Scarlet Masturbator
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Lime marvelous garrison therapy
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The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Brass abode
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
vibrant stag film potus
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
Brass abode
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Blathering halford private investor
  08/16/16
Lol cr
vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Slippery 180 Office Fanboi
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lascivious flickering property
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
histrionic rusted trailer park
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
histrionic rusted trailer park
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
histrionic rusted trailer park
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
Buck-toothed main people
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Talking glittery cumskin library
  08/16/16
Love it
jade area
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
kink-friendly outnumbered step-uncle's house mexican
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...
Yapping Exhilarant Station
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
Mind-boggling set
  08/16/16
lol
histrionic rusted trailer park
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
House-broken aquamarine center sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
brother. brother
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
Canary Sneaky Criminal Kitchen
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
Canary Sneaky Criminal Kitchen
  08/16/16
...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
lol
histrionic rusted trailer park
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Brass abode
  08/16/16
lmao
Lime marvelous garrison therapy
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
Buck-toothed main people
  08/16/16
...
Chestnut boltzmann
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Wine heaven knife
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
histrionic rusted trailer park
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
Lime marvelous garrison therapy
  08/16/16
...
vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman
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...
soggy dopamine
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
House-broken aquamarine center sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Brass abode
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
Awful flame
drunken sadistic party of the first part lay
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Internet-worthy lodge
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
Indigo startled brethren crotch
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
kink-friendly outnumbered step-uncle's house mexican
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
kink-friendly outnumbered step-uncle's house mexican
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
salmon insanely creepy factory reset button crackhouse
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Lime marvelous garrison therapy
  08/16/16
...
Indigo startled brethren crotch
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
trip forum windowlicker
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
House-broken aquamarine center sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
trip forum windowlicker
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
drunken sadistic party of the first part lay
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
salmon insanely creepy factory reset button crackhouse
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Talking glittery cumskin library
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Scarlet Masturbator
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
learning disabled quadroon
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
Federal big stead
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
learning disabled quadroon
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
Federal big stead
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Titillating olive locus
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
vibrant stag film potus
  08/16/16
Cr
vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
Nofapping arousing keepsake machete ticket booth
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Electric Splenetic Water Buffalo Puppy
  08/16/16
...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
House-broken aquamarine center sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Pea-brained church building internal respiration
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
adventurous doctorate
  08/16/16
This
vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Greedy self-absorbed resort
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I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
Ebony sickened international law enforcement agency
  08/16/16
...
Dashing theater stage stain
  08/16/16
This is not why
floppy mood
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Rough-skinned casino
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
sticky hall
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Irate Cerebral Double Fault Queen Of The Night
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Heady zippy pocket flask
  08/17/16
...
adulterous orchestra pit
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
bright motley ceo
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
dark stirring antidepressant drug
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
bronze godawful parlor
  08/17/16
lulz
diverse dead yarmulke cruise ship
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
diverse dead yarmulke cruise ship
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
Mischievous Drab National
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
bright motley ceo
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
Mischievous Drab National
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
drunken sadistic party of the first part lay
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
Mischievous Drab National
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
bright motley ceo
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
adulterous orchestra pit
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
adventurous doctorate
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
adventurous doctorate
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
adventurous doctorate
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
bronze godawful parlor
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
diverse dead yarmulke cruise ship
  08/17/16
...
Out-of-control newt field
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
Laughsome Hateful Foreskin
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
adventurous doctorate
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
Laughsome Hateful Foreskin
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
adventurous doctorate
  08/17/16
Better?
Laughsome Hateful Foreskin
  08/17/16
brother
adventurous doctorate
  08/17/16
FINE
Laughsome Hateful Foreskin
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
Galvanic House
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
Sinister Pistol Address
  08/17/16
great thread
Multi-colored dragon
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
Exciting Hideous Locale
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tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
dark stirring antidepressant drug
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i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/17/16
lol.
adventurous doctorate
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That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
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UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/18/16
You are going to break the autism detector
Charcoal Bawdyhouse
  08/18/16
no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
carnelian provocative laser beams selfie
  08/24/16
Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
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Aromatic coldplay fan giraffe
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soggy dopamine
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I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Arrogant onyx native
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adventurous doctorate
  10/02/16
Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type
Wonderful pervert
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adventurous doctorate
  12/12/16
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: saffron balding associate

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: lascivious flickering property



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: brilliant razzmatazz feces

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Scarlet Masturbator



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:20 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible site digit ratio



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Harsh boiling water dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Shaky hominid



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: bistre beady-eyed shrine toilet seat



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
Author: Ebony sickened international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199817)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Heady zippy pocket flask

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: jet old irish cottage meetinghouse



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: Free-loading faggot firefighter



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: adulterous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204504)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: razzle know-it-all dog poop psychic



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204694)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Multi-colored dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204954)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: Sexy Orange Coffee Pot



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Vivacious Slap-happy Love Of Her Life Boistinker



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
Author: Gold place of business brunch



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Chestnut boltzmann



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217805)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Blue Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371156)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Arrogant onyx native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371238)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: slimy mauve dilemma juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543083)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: erotic menage voyeur



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Aromatic coldplay fan giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525467)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Excitant electric furnace

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: supple corner

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: adventurous doctorate

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Domesticated half-breed

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Indigo startled brethren crotch

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Indigo startled brethren crotch

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: stimulating judgmental trump supporter theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: big-titted fluffy business firm

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: Vivacious Slap-happy Love Of Her Life Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205160)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored dragon



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: drunken sadistic party of the first part lay



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: razzle know-it-all dog poop psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204602)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Indigo startled brethren crotch

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Passionate Demanding Stage Striped Hyena



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: adventurous doctorate

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: soggy dopamine

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: soggy dopamine

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: cracking lake den

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Indigo startled brethren crotch

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Buck-toothed main people

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Spectacular home ratface

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Indigo startled brethren crotch

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Passionate Demanding Stage Striped Hyena

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible site digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: trip forum windowlicker

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: purple racy chad principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Honey-headed boyish nursing home

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: vibrant stag film potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Talking glittery cumskin library

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Yapping Exhilarant Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: jet old irish cottage meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: Navy thriller theater wagecucks

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: big-titted fluffy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Galvanic House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Vivacious Slap-happy Love Of Her Life Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Cowardly temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Flatulent contagious travel guidebook box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Mahogany well-lubricated pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Aromatic coldplay fan giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Sexy Orange Coffee Pot

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: House-broken aquamarine center sweet tailpipe

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: confused base patrolman

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: confused base patrolman

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Brass abode

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Canary Sneaky Criminal Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: trip forum windowlicker

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: white sanctuary goal in life

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Curious amethyst cuckold

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Indigo startled brethren crotch

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed main people

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: vibrant stag film potus

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Canary Sneaky Criminal Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Indigo startled brethren crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Scarlet Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Lime marvelous garrison therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Brass abode

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: vibrant stag film potus

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Brass abode

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Blathering halford private investor

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Slippery 180 Office Fanboi

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: lascivious flickering property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: histrionic rusted trailer park

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: histrionic rusted trailer park

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: histrionic rusted trailer park

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed main people

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Talking glittery cumskin library

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: jade area

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: kink-friendly outnumbered step-uncle's house mexican

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Yapping Exhilarant Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling set

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: histrionic rusted trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: House-broken aquamarine center sweet tailpipe

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Canary Sneaky Criminal Kitchen

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Canary Sneaky Criminal Kitchen

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: histrionic rusted trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Brass abode

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Lime marvelous garrison therapy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed main people

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Chestnut boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Wine heaven knife

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: histrionic rusted trailer park

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Lime marvelous garrison therapy

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: soggy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: House-broken aquamarine center sweet tailpipe

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Brass abode

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: drunken sadistic party of the first part lay

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Internet-worthy lodge

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Indigo startled brethren crotch

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: kink-friendly outnumbered step-uncle's house mexican

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: kink-friendly outnumbered step-uncle's house mexican

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: salmon insanely creepy factory reset button crackhouse

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Lime marvelous garrison therapy

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Indigo startled brethren crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: trip forum windowlicker

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: House-broken aquamarine center sweet tailpipe

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: trip forum windowlicker

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: drunken sadistic party of the first part lay

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: salmon insanely creepy factory reset button crackhouse

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Talking glittery cumskin library

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Scarlet Masturbator

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: learning disabled quadroon

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Federal big stead

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: learning disabled quadroon

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Federal big stead

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Titillating olive locus

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: vibrant stag film potus

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Nofapping arousing keepsake machete ticket booth

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Electric Splenetic Water Buffalo Puppy

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: House-broken aquamarine center sweet tailpipe

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained church building internal respiration

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: adventurous doctorate

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Greedy self-absorbed resort

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Ebony sickened international law enforcement agency

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Dashing theater stage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: floppy mood

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned casino

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: sticky hall

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Irate Cerebral Double Fault Queen Of The Night

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Heady zippy pocket flask

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: adulterous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: bright motley ceo

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: dark stirring antidepressant drug

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: bronze godawful parlor

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: diverse dead yarmulke cruise ship

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: diverse dead yarmulke cruise ship

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: Mischievous Drab National

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: bright motley ceo

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: Mischievous Drab National

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: vermilion appetizing senate skinny woman

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: drunken sadistic party of the first part lay

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: Mischievous Drab National

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: bright motley ceo

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: adulterous orchestra pit

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: bronze godawful parlor

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: diverse dead yarmulke cruise ship

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Out-of-control newt field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Laughsome Hateful Foreskin

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Laughsome Hateful Foreskin

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Laughsome Hateful Foreskin

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Laughsome Hateful Foreskin

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Galvanic House

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: Sinister Pistol Address

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored dragon

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Exciting Hideous Locale

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: dark stirring antidepressant drug

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: adventurous doctorate

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Coiffed tattoo public bath

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: Charcoal Bawdyhouse

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: carnelian provocative laser beams selfie

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: cracking lake den

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Aromatic coldplay fan giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: High-end Thirsty Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: soggy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Arrogant onyx native

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: adventurous doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Wonderful pervert

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: adventurous doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: angry school messiness

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)