Casual inventory of 2 months of heavy Tinder usage
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Date: October 1st, 2016 9:17 PM Author: Floppy cuckold
1. 21 y/o thai 5. chubby but cute face, glowing skin. met at bar. she really digs me. i grope, make out with her in her hotel lobby. she said she couldn't risk me going up to her room, but we would next time. i was so excited because i did everything perfect, which never happens. next day she ghosts me.
2. 25 y/o black girl 4, does administrative work. very soft spoken, introverted, and huge weeaboo. says she's virgin, go back and hook up at her place. not very excited about it because not that attracted to black girls. decent face, but fat compared to pics.
3. 24 y/o sri lankan 3, very fat, ashamed of myself for texting her for hours to come over and fuck. she eventually does and yeah, very fat and smelled and felt disgusted after.
4. 23 y/o thai 3, very fat even in pics. was feeling horny and hoping it was an easy hook up. innocent girl, pleasant enough. took her to a mexican place. then she needed to do some errands, refused my insinuations of hooking up.
5. 21 y/o college student 4, chinese. she just arrived in US, fat in the lower body. we meet at bar, but she forgot ID so she couldn't go in. went shopping with her at whole foods. she was like a dumb child. went home
6. 26 y/o law student 7.5, thai, smoking hot body and face. met at bar, she looks better than her pictures. awkward convo, clear she's into more alpha guys. she wants to split the tab, jokes "maybe i never want to see you again." she takes me around her law school. drop her off with a hug, clear we will never see each other again
7. 21 y/o new grad student 5, vietnamese american, we go out on a weekend afternoon culminating in a bar. digs me enough to take me back to her place. she's religious, we mostly cuddle and make out, lick her nipples a bit but she won't take off her bra. cheerful girl and the next morning i leave feeling satisfied. hope to see her again, but as she gets adjusted to her new environment she slowly ghosts me.
8. 26 y/o law student 3, taiwanese, we meet at a casual bar. she's conservative and looking for something long-term, so didn't expect much. i get there and she's gigantic, taller than me. we finish, leave amicably, hug but don't want to see her again.
9. 20 y/o chinese student, 6.5, here to see friends. not the greatest face, but that nubile UNGHH body. asks me to buy alcohol for her and her friends. i'm a beta pushover, so i do. expect her to bolt, but she comes down and we cuddle in a park, making out. she has to re-join her friends, but i want to get her alone the next day. really wanted this bad, preoccupied with it all next day, but she ghosts me.
10. 25 y/o chinese american nurse 7, cute as fuck body and face. first person she met off tinder. soulless and empty personality. bland introvert who dates for someone to take care of her and entertain her. we have an okay time, really wanted to touch her but couldnt find any reason to. implies i'm too nerdy over text the next day.
11. 30 y/o chinese grad student 3.5, we meet and she's not very attractive and kind of weird personality. not really interested, try to keep contact to see if she has cute friends, but she never invites me to do anything with them.
12. 24 y/o chinese american 5. a bit chubby but not overly so. a bit bro-ish but not overly so. meet late in a bar. she lives far away. she's super extroverted, so convo was not great from my end. expect her to renege on hook-up, but somehow she's still into it. go back, have rough sex the way she likes it, and she's been contacting me to hook up occasionally since then. strange that she likes me, we have little in common. very affectionate too, though, which is pretty cool.
13. 23 y/o chinese masters student 7. meet in a bar, she has a great body and decent face. we hit it off well enough, but she probably thought i was a creep because i was subtly trying to escalate. clear she wasn't getting physical. she goes home. text next day, but she doesn't seem interested.
14. 21 y/o chinese analyst 5. looked like a bombshell from pics, so was disappointed. has some hair problem or something. met up for coffee on weekend afternoon. stuck up, pretentious, just very annoying. try to get her to dinner since she seemed to like me enough, but she cancels on me last minute to see her girl friend and that pissed me off.
15. 22 y/o chinese consultant 5. a bit awkward looking, but in a cute way. met at bar. liberal arts shithead. can't put up with her shit, poor convo, she's not interested and neither am i.
16. 19 y/o korean 6.5. petite artsy girl, a little bit chubby. curt messages, didn't think she was real or interested at first. then message her randomly one day, and she says she's only looking for sex. agree to hook up the next day, and she actually arrives at my place. announces she's a cold-hearted bitch, a clinical narcissist, and probably is. we fuck several times, i'm pouring sweat from abusing the shit out of her, but she keeps demanding more. i really hate her as a person, but feel intoxicated by the sex. try to "game" a narcissistic cunt as best i can via text, hold her attention for 2 days before she ghosts me. probably fucking random guys as we speak, forgot who i am, with me realizing this was likely my peak sexual experience.
17. 24 y/o taiwanese american 5.5 doing some administrative stuff. really hot in her peak, but chubby now that she's out of college. sext a bit and agree to meet up late at night, presumed hook up. get to bar and we're not clicking so well. sassy sorority slut who's into music festivals. get invited up to her place nevertheless. movie is playing, we're cuddling, but she won't make out. eventually get kicked out because she's tired, feel sexually frustrated rest of the night.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31538125) |
Date: October 1st, 2016 9:27 PM Author: Floppy cuckold
wish i had put (Asian) in the title
does SAD or some other asian bro want to chime in here?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31538176) |
Date: October 1st, 2016 9:38 PM Author: Silver lettuce
what kind of area?
how many matches a day?
pro subscription or limited swipes??
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31538234) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 9:50 PM Author: Floppy cuckold
slightly outside a major metro
probably 2-3 matches per day
pro subscription with super likes (very important)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31538330) |
Date: October 1st, 2016 9:45 PM Author: Burgundy French Chef
JFC
Why don't you just keep fucking the extroverted girl?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31538284) |
Date: October 1st, 2016 10:35 PM Author: Offensive state jewess
i'd rather kill self than put up with that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31538595)
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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:07 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crystalline pozpig
you're asian?
what race was the SA girl?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31538751) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 12:59 AM Author: aggressive sandwich quadroon
Agreed
I've ghosted the last four swype chicks I've met. Didn't kiss, hug or anything. Could have boned all.
Have deleted all dating apps
Was flat out rejected by a chick that I met organically through friends though. Sobering, but not surprising. Always weird meeting a chick with self respect these days.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31539316) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 12:39 PM Author: Floppy cuckold
lol no
honestly have no idea, i usually bang out a few sets of 135 x 10 for the mass, and then do a bunch of pylo work, HIIT, and flexibility stuff
look and feel much better than when i was squatting heavier
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31540971) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 2:38 PM Author: Outnumbered turdskin personal credit line
Ljl at "for the mass"
My gf squats 135 for 10 and she weighs 110 lbs.
Not that squatting more would affect your tindr results
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31541552) |
Date: October 5th, 2016 1:01 AM Author: Floppy cuckold
have 2 dates lined up for this weekend
WISH ME LUCK BROS
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31561659) |
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Date: October 5th, 2016 8:09 PM Author: Floppy cuckold
so i texted the korean tinder slut, after she had ghosted me and i stopped texting her for a week, and she hit me back with a "nm going on, what bout u?" i then told her i met another korean girl (the SeekingArrangement whore) who's into freaky sex, so as to casually assert my alpha status and maybe get her interested in having sex with ME again. she then starts going off: "OMG IS SHE BI? YES I KNEW SHE WAS BI! CAN YOU ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO MEET ME? CAN U SEND ME PICS OF HER?!" until i meekly said i'll ask for her next time.
a few hours later, i ask her what she's been up to, and no response. she's back to ghosting me again.
*sigh*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31567201) |
Date: October 8th, 2016 2:50 AM Author: Floppy cuckold
18. 26 y/o chinese grad student 4.5, we met up for coffee and she was actually pretty easy to talk to. typical conservative fob, but not annoying in the slightest like others i've met. shy and nice and let me do all the decision-making, could tell she would be really into me.
19. 19 y/o vietnamese undergrad 5.5. extremely soft spoken and nice, pleasant girl. we had dinner and then walked around for a while and saw a movie. she basically has no dating experience. we were hugging and holding hands by the end of the night, but i don't know how much of it was what she wanted versus her going with the flow. i suggested we meet up again soon, but didn't get an enthusiastic response, so no idea how this will pan out.
after 19 y/o left, met up with #12 at her place for sex. i can tell she's developing feelings for me, but i decided i couldn't stay the night because tomorrow i got things to do. fuckkkkk
tomorrow i originally had 3 dates lined up: 1 that looks very promising, even LTR potential, 1 that's basically a long shot because i try not to turn anyone down, and 1 that looks like hook up material. the first one cancelled, so i'm disappointed about that. fuckkk
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31586134) |
Date: October 9th, 2016 10:35 AM Author: Floppy cuckold
20. 25 y/o hapa analyst 5, butterface. met at coffee shop. she was looking for a LTR, so didn't expect much. she's as boring and introverted as i am. conversation droned on for an hour and a half. she made the move to leave first, so i guess she won the exchange.
later on that night...
21. 24 y/o chinese american med student 5. i really thought this was easy pickings based on her shitty pictures. nope. fast-talker and confident. within the first hello i knew it wasn't working out. go to dinner and soon she has to meet up with some friends. i walk around aimlessly in despair.
stand around, consider killing myself while texting other contacts randomly. see gorgeous women walk by with worse looking dudes they met organically. everyone from fobs to put-together asian americans to agwwg, they all have done life better than me. ruminate over personal flaws for well over an hour. suddenly get a text that a girl is free.
22. 25 y/o mexican au pair 5. she went to school in europe and has a really bubbly charming personality, and hot accent. looks really good with clothes on, but a bit on the chubbier side. we go to several bars and get some food, i make my move and she's really receptive despite her cute protests "oh i don't knoww.." and we go back to my place. sex was pretty bland, and afterwards i saw she has a major case of chunky ass/legs that a lot of hispanics have, so that was gross.
still thinking about killing self.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31595139) |
Date: October 11th, 2016 12:08 AM Author: aggressive sandwich quadroon
I like Asians. Just very thankful I'm not Asian or short. Luckily you're tall.
Watched any Corey Wayne vids yet? Trust me it works
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31613595) |
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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:36 PM Author: Floppy cuckold
my pictures are pretty good, definitely a positive representation of me. i almost don't want to get better / more fun pictures because that would just attract girls that i have no chance with irl. given my scoring percentage so far, you could even say my pictures are TOO good.
i'm boring. and no, simply picking up a few activities is not going to change that. i could travel to every country on the face of the earth, and i would still be boring.
i've been trying to polish my social mechanics a bit so that i'm at least presentable on the first date, but fundamentally i know what my problem is and it's not fixable.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31623927) |
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Date: October 11th, 2016 1:14 AM Author: Floppy cuckold
pretty much
22 dates in 3 months (with tangential exposure to many dozens more) is an incredibly good stat for me
went for years at a time w/o getting laid before, so i have no room to complain
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31613999) |
Date: October 20th, 2016 1:42 PM Author: Odious plaza
OP barely got laid despite all this effort.
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31689423) |
Date: November 6th, 2016 2:45 AM Author: Floppy cuckold
28. 19 y/o white undergrad 4. fucking d1 athlete. had a nice face but fat. so much potential if she could only not be fat. texted to hook up several days before but she suddenly replies tonight around midnight. i go over and she's pretty shy/awkward (duh) and brings me into her undergrad dorm. we go to her dorm room and her roommate is still there and starts laughing at us before vacating. we get down to business and she's very inexperienced, and honestly i had just jacked off a few hours prior. after a few minutes of making out, i begin to take off my pants and i suddenly get a hook-up response from another girl, a legit 7 from the pics, and i'm freaking out. i'm a nice dude and want to do the current girl solid. at the same time, i want to finish ASAP and potentially meet the other girl. precisely 14 minutes after getting that msg, i'm finished pumping inside this fat 19 y/o (without cumming) and tell her "i need a break" then go to the bathroom to text the other girl. i leave the dorm and still waiting for a reply. go to nearby college bar and get a drink, wait for reply. don't get reply for the rest of the night. feel like FUCK, she probably messaged a bunch of dudes and hooked up with the first guy who messaged her back, and that 14 minute window killed me. sit around, text other girls, look at all the undergrads having fun, make small talk with woman sitting next to me, but i suck at it. almost get a 20 y/o to meet up with me, but ultimately no luck. go home and be sad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31814242) |
Date: November 6th, 2016 1:46 PM Author: sickened queen of the night azn
LOL at nyuug getting openly chippy in this thread because he realizes that OP isn't having to stoop to banging prostitutes, yet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31816450)
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Date: November 6th, 2016 5:01 PM Author: diverse low-t gaping
i've seen him do it in other threads too.
some poster will casually mention hooking up from a dating app and suddenly nyuug is all over him DEMANDING post-coital texts that clearly verify, as if it that were in any way a standard thing.
he is openly jealous and apes out when he is reminded that so many guys can and do get pussy through conventional means without all the elaborate mental illness and hooker wrangling he engages in.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31817960) |
Date: November 17th, 2016 1:42 AM Author: Floppy cuckold
29. 24 y/o white 5, works as a radio station assistant. has a kind of cute librarian vibe going on. chubby now, was so much hotter in her old college pics, fucking white women. had been texting her over a few days, was about to give up so randomly sent "wanna hook up" and was VERY surprised she said "maybe"... turns out tonight was when her roommate happened to be out of town. go over, make out for quite a while, and i think it was the xanax i had started taking but i couldn't fucking get hard. start eating her out with much enthusiasm as stalling tactic. eventually get semi-hard, then lose it again as condom goes on, break out in nervous sweats, excuse myself, and leave.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370650&forum_id=2#31930247) |
Date: November 19th, 2016 12:15 PM Author: Floppy cuckold
30. 24 y/o chinese grad student 4.5. we meet at a coffee shop. has an amazing fit body from years of lifting (like model quality), but unfortunately face is busted, like really busted. she keeps messaging me after and is clearly traditional. she's already asking "why don't we talk much" and i weigh the possibility of sleeping with her while deceiving her a little, versus doing the right thing and trying to cut it off. i'm leaning towards the latter since i can't do the traditional chinese gf charade again.
31. 24 y/o chinese accountant 5. amazing naturally thin body with classy A's. bad face, but not as bad as the last girl. this is the one who had wasted my time with days of pointless texting, that i was sure was going to be an attention whore with no intentions of meeting up. also seemed like an annoying superstitious cunt going on about my astrology sign and whatnot. lo and behold, she wants to meet up, and i agree but only if she drives all the way to me. we make plans, which took a lot of discipline to stick to since a bit later i get messaged by a white tranny 8 who is only in town for that night. but fuck, tranny might be a scam or bait and switch. we go to a bar, get something to eat, she is surprisingly sane and nice and isn't the way she appears in text, which must be from all the years of video-gaming online with dudes. we go see a movie, and we're touching/cuddling throughout. we go back to my place and fuck. not that exciting, i thought she would be freakier in bed, maybe next time she'll open up more. she had to go home to take care of a sick roommate, but hopefully she wants to see me again.
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Date: November 22nd, 2016 10:00 PM Author: Floppy cuckold
32. 33 y/o chinese american 5. shockingly young looking, especially her face which looks like a teen. her body is extremely thin, flat A cups which she's had all her life. don't think she went to college, works an assistant job somewhere. we meet at a thai restaurant and she's very awkward and soft-spoken. has weird patterns of playing with her food. the juvenile way she speaks makes her seem like a ditzy teen who just likes to gossip and talk about who's handsome and whatnot. find it hard to converse at an above 100 IQ level with her, lots of awkward silences. figure out she's on an online dating spree, which is new to her, but she talks openly about all the cute guys she's going on dates with and has crushes on. i see pics of one of the guys and he's like some feminine thai guy who looks like a toad *cringe*. invite her back to my place, put a movie on, and we start kissing and then have sex. she's extremely skinny, and obviously her skin is not as tight as an early 20s girl, but in all other respects she's hotter than the average 20 y/o american girl. a bit bony, but skinny and pliable and her pussy didn't smell that bad. and honestly having sex with her reminded me of fucking a much younger girl.
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Date: July 16th, 2017 7:07 PM Author: Floppy cuckold
180 thread
i should have kept this up
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