(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3378388&forum_id=2#31590236)

Now back then, there was this WOMAN who wanted to be President, can you believe that? I know, I know but that how people did back then. And a real piece of work she was, a drunk, and just absolutely nasty, evil. Killed people she didn't like and started wars all over.

Anyways all these people who didn't know better wanted her to be president because

they wanted a woman president really badly didn't know the bad things she did.

Why did they want a woman president? Well back then a lot of people thought men and women were exactly the same and should do the same jobs.

Yes, of course boys have pee pees and girls have muffs but they wanted to change that too.

But anyways let me get back to Donald and what he made America great again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3378388&forum_id=2#35004878)

I tell this grandson, Donald-Ja'Marius, of how those times were times of uncertainty and difficulty for so many. Of how our very futures in the timestream and indeed the fate of the world lay in precarious balance during the course of that election.

I tell my grandson of how our proud and industrious people and the Republic fell under siege from a myriad of enemies both foreign and domestic, as our very way of life - the way of life that summoned our ancestors across the Atlantic in search of something better, away from the bloodied hands of tyrants, kings and all those who hate the word “Liberty” was in danger of being snuffed out by the vicious hands of Globalists.

I tell him of the heroism of his Grandfathers friends and comrades who helped with the campaign - the deeds of those men who placed their futures on the line to support Trump against all odds. How they, from deep within Liberal controlled cities, managed to sway the very course of the election through their feats "on the cyber."

How at the very last gasp of the election - when all seemed hopeless, they remained steadfast in their conviction. We all knew the consequences of losing - that we would have been hunted down and persecuted viciously for our beliefs by the Liberal 5th column in this country should we have lost. I told him of how those brave men accepted those impossible odds gladly with gallantry and decorum.

After he got done taking my testimony down, I told him I needed to tend to the orchards and that he should catch the next bullet train home. I also remind him to get his mother and father to bring him and the rest of his brothers and sisters around the ranch more often in the summer to help with the harvest - I haven't seen many of my third sons family since he got back from the Mars colony.

DJ's already ready to head home though, I can tell by him tapping his foot (just like his old man, and his old man) - as far as he’s concerned I guess I’m just another grey haired oldster with a long story and too much time to tell it.

I didn't tell him everything though. When he is older - if he should ask me again - I'll admit that I left some things out on the first go around...

After all, he may hear of it from somewhere else, or find it in the archives, or maybe even in some of the archaeological tomes in my own library one idle day.

If he asks this old man about what helped deliver an almost miraculous victory against the forces of darkness, I’ll finally tell him of the Green One sent by The Almighty to help the outnumbered remnant of the righteous people left in this land in their quest to secure the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3378388&forum_id=2#35005124)