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Bort Jews -- do yall miss any work for Sukkot?

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curious digit ratio
  10/17/16
missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180
Razzle silver space stock car
  10/19/16
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Razzle silver space stock car
  09/25/18
Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.
Gay Flatulent Property Really Tough Guy
  09/25/18
stop saying "we" you're a secular jew. you have...
Razzle silver space stock car
  09/25/18
I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me ...
Gay Flatulent Property Really Tough Guy
  09/26/18
you're not reform. you're a secular jew.
Razzle silver space stock car
  09/26/18
Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherent...
Gay Flatulent Property Really Tough Guy
  09/26/18
so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but d...
Razzle silver space stock car
  09/26/18
shut up faggot
Aromatic national mother
  09/26/18
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Razzle silver space stock car
  10/16/19
He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solel...
indigo corner lettuce
  10/16/19
oof, damn
Seedy Stead
  10/16/19
Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can bat...
bipolar razzle-dazzle athletic conference rigor
  10/16/19
*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread* *light bulb ...
Red feces field
  09/26/18
Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.
curious digit ratio
  10/16/19
I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (...
Provocative useless brakes dingle berry
  10/16/19
should i poast my citron for xo to rate? less than 0.1% o...
Razzle silver space stock car
  10/16/19
I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts ...
Provocative useless brakes dingle berry
  10/16/19
rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking
Razzle silver space stock car
  10/16/19
why would your wife object
Provocative useless brakes dingle berry
  10/16/19
she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron
Razzle silver space stock car
  10/16/19
a guy you met on the internet wants to see it
Provocative useless brakes dingle berry
  10/16/19
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Razzle silver space stock car
  10/16/19
done -- search for etrog/citron
Razzle silver space stock car
  10/16/19


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Date: October 17th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: curious digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31662899)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car

missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31677754)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890057)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Gay Flatulent Property Really Tough Guy

Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890064)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car

stop saying "we"

you're a secular jew. you have no affiliation with the reform movement and its "scholarship"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890113)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Gay Flatulent Property Really Tough Guy

I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me like stretchy pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891111)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car

you're not reform. you're a secular jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891806)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Gay Flatulent Property Really Tough Guy

Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherents, it has no catechism and there are no required beliefs. I believe in Divine Wisdom and have a deep and abiding faith in a higher power than myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891839)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car

so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but doesnt believe in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891883)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Aromatic national mother

shut up faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891975)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 7:17 PM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988152)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: indigo corner lettuce

He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solely to glom onto Jewish historical achievements and feel important, having no real achievement of his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988393)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: Seedy Stead

oof, damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988524)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 11:52 PM
Author: bipolar razzle-dazzle athletic conference rigor

Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can battle for Jewish shit on the internets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38989781)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Red feces field

*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread*

*light bulb goes on.gif*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891115)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: curious digit ratio

Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988379)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:12 PM
Author: Provocative useless brakes dingle berry

I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (conservative) synagogue on Friday evening.

I asked my wife a bunch of questions about how conservative jews celebrate sukkot and was very disappointed to learn that they don't compete with each other to buy the most prestigious citron like the orthodox do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988424)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car

should i poast my citron for xo to rate?

less than 0.1% of non-ortho jews 1) are buying their own lulav and etrog sets, and 2) are building their own sukkahs. only a few old boomer non-ortho jews (like ur ILs) are even going to some sukkah party at a synagogue. most non-ortho jews dont even know that sukkot is happening now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988449)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: Provocative useless brakes dingle berry

I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts moar than I am now looking forward to your citron pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988471)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:24 PM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car

rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988491)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: Provocative useless brakes dingle berry

why would your wife object

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988499)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car

she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988509)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Provocative useless brakes dingle berry

a guy you met on the internet wants to see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988517)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988522)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Razzle silver space stock car

done -- search for etrog/citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988819)