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Pretty sure I just ruined my life. Got high and fucked my neighbor.

Wife went to sleep early and cute milf neighbor invited me o...
aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape
  12/07/16
Does she have husband?
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  12/07/16
Yes. He works nights
aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape
  12/07/16
You are fine breh
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This is actually quite credited. Just don't do it again.
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We've hung out a couple of times but I always feel weird abo...
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  12/07/16
No condom, huh?
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TITCQ
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I need him to say it! Au natural is the only way to do it, a...
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creampie
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  12/07/16
Passed the first level of flame. Most marriedmos dontbkwep r...
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(Guy who regularly fucks his neighbors)
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Describe your guilt because I'm nothing but hard right now
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I feel disgusted, but a part of me knows I'm going to be ang...
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Feeling disgust just means you're a good person so don't fee...
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A++++ would read again just for bequeefed.
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overrated death wish
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[Reserved for historic thread]
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all the historic, epic threads sprout from the night crew
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umber 180 juggernaut stead
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But they are nurtured and grown to truly MASSIVE proportions...
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Slow play this one bro. This flame has potential.
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Jersey might just mean cotton tee, not team shirt
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Came here hoping this was by Shitvoters Elect tp.
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180
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  12/07/16
Perfect slow burn post
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what happens if she gets pregnant?
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She's on that implant after second kid
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Or killed by her husband.
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i dont think UMC ppl do that. i assume and hope he is not fu...
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Until they do
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tcr
Orchid Place Of Business
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Not flame, but he is blue collar, owns guns, functioning alc...
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I can't wait for the next chapter.
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authored by his next of kin?
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(Guy who has never seen Unfaithful)
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I always cracked up at that weird aspie noise he made when h...
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  12/07/16
(not OP's wife)
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So I've been reading this thread and flame or not, its not t...
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How did the neighborhood react? Sounds messy and awkward.
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(guy pretending to be illiterate)
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this is why married people should get fat. prevents this kin...
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  12/07/16
most of the pokers I've porked have been married fattties.
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Alcohol = poison Also nice flame
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he said it wasn't flame in the op bro.
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her husband must be SMALL
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hehe
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gross
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He said he showers every night before bed lol.
Big-titted opaque associate hall
  12/07/16
Wouldn't save him if he'd just come from the fuckfest
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  12/07/16
Yeah, I called flame from the start.
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  12/07/16
Sure it will, just gotta do the Dishonest Double-Wash.
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  12/07/16
To be ric flair, woo!
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  12/07/16
good thread
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  12/07/16
the only way to solve this is to let her husband fuck your w...
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  12/07/16
Needs to let husband fuck HIM, actually.
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he is probably twice the size of the OP and doesn't even giv...
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time to move. BTW, this will likely haunt your thoughts f...
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Subscribed.
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  12/07/16
you seem puzzled by female physiology
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  12/07/16
agree with poaster above- do you have a youtube channel?
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  12/07/16
I'm starting to think your wife knows, maybe intended it.
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Floppy Dopamine
  12/08/16
Is your wife an intellectual by any chance?
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  12/07/16
This quality of poast will someday be behind the xo paywall
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  12/07/16
No way brother. It will be enshrined in the XO Museum of Hi...
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180 Wife
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  12/08/16
this flame sucks. guessing same poster who did the little si...
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  12/08/16
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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

Wife went to sleep early and cute milf neighbor invited me over for a smoke. Told me to bring the pipe over to her on the couch and then she pulled me in for a kiss. Then I'm fingering her wet slit. Pulled off he pajama pants and fucked her on her couch with her kids asleep in the other room. Whole thing was probably 10 minutes tops. This is so fucked. Not flame. Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074839)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:34 AM
Author: Duck-like multi-colored tanning salon

Does she have husband?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074846)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

Yes. He works nights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074849)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:37 AM
Author: Duck-like multi-colored tanning salon

You are fine breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074857)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling soggy locus party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075109)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: overrated death wish

This is actually quite credited. Just don't do it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32077970)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Deep filthy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081920)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Deep filthy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081918)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Nubile lime prole school

Is it otherwise normal for you to be alone with your female neighbor? Good for you; slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074850)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

We've hung out a couple of times but I always feel weird about it since we're both married and I didn't want this shit to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074853)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:38 AM
Author: Nubile lime prole school

No condom, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074861)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:41 AM
Author: Duck-like multi-colored tanning salon

TITCQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074877)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:43 AM
Author: Nubile lime prole school

I need him to say it! Au natural is the only way to do it, and it makes the adultery that much hotter. Skeet, skeet, skeet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074892)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

creampie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074907)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Duck-like multi-colored tanning salon

Passed the first level of flame. Most marriedmos dontbkwep rubbers in the house and those that do and have kids don't have them handy for spontaneous neighbor fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074917)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:16 AM
Author: Excitant Costumed Gaming Laptop

(Guy who regularly fucks his neighbors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32076189)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:13 PM
Author: Abusive cheese-eating heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#39210309)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Nubile lime prole school

Haha, for real? Good for you, dirty dawg. Were you able to wash the pussy off yourself before bed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075002)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075098)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Deep filthy meetinghouse

!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081921)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:37 AM
Author: jet-lagged site

Describe cans and ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074856)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:38 AM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074863)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:39 AM
Author: Seedy temple

Describe your guilt because I'm nothing but hard right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074867)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

I feel disgusted, but a part of me knows I'm going to be angling to sneak away and fuck her at every opportunity until we destroy our lives.

She told me she's fingered herself for years thinking about this moment. We've been neighbors for five years and we've always flirted but I've kept it at arm's reach. Shit isn't going great with either of our marriages or this wouldn't have happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074946)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Seedy temple

Feeling disgust just means you're a good person so don't feel guilty. Now you have two pussies to make happy, if anything you should feel bequeefed with the honors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075013)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: comical knife box office

A++++ would read again just for bequeefed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078008)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 4:16 PM
Author: Seedy temple

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32079751)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Floppy Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087005)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:39 AM
Author: lascivious useless potus pit

what's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074869)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: insanely creepy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075124)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: overrated death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32077980)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: godawful aquamarine home mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078557)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:47 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall

[Reserved for historic thread]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074914)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:51 AM
Author: Seedy temple

all the historic, epic threads sprout from the night crew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074939)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:51 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074942)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:20 AM
Author: umber 180 juggernaut stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075139)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:17 AM
Author: Excitant Costumed Gaming Laptop

But they are nurtured and grown to truly MASSIVE proportions by the AM crew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32076193)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall

Slow play this one bro. This flame has potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074918)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: comical knife box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078011)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074919)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Marvelous Tripping Wagecucks Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074936)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: vibrant nighttime persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075162)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: autistic blathering school cafeteria

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075179)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: shaky church tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32076203)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: overrated death wish

TRIGGER WARNING ASSHOLE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32077987)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Deep filthy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081922)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Wine Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32084019)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Deranged citrine stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#34862137)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: Pontificating casino

Its weird how when a drunken idiot describes it, it all seems really natural, nbd, could have happened to anyone. And yet it is a huge deal with consequences. Its a weird dichotomy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074926)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:51 AM
Author: Duck-like multi-colored tanning salon

Women, who typically control the occurrence of this sort of interaction, either don't consider consequences (bc they don't apply!) or have it planned out and have already, in their small bird brains, mitigated them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074941)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan dingle berry

did you kiss while you were inside her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074929)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074945)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074947)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

Wtf, of course. DFK while I pumped inside her. Then picked her up and sat down on wooden kitchen chair with her astride me. Rode me and kissed me until we both came hard. She never took off her top. Had on a long sleeve cotton jersey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074970)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:03 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan dingle berry

9696868573736 holy fuck brother you really are in some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075019)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Orchid Place Of Business

Whereas if he said "nah" he might have been ok!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075163)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan dingle berry

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075200)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Excitant Costumed Gaming Laptop

This is important: what team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32076196)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: violent dashing abode

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078098)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Supple Hell Marketing Idea

Jersey might just mean cotton tee, not team shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078141)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: violent dashing abode

Uh while we're at it can u describe ur tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078161)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Supple Hell Marketing Idea

They're YUGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078371)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Arrogant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#36500325)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: exhilarant avocado black woman

Came here hoping this was by Shitvoters Elect tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32074980)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:03 AM
Author: insanely creepy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075018)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:07 AM
Author: cerebral friendly grandma address

Rofl I passed out high and drunk at 9 pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32076161)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:41 PM
Author: violent dashing abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078101)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: exhilarant avocado black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078771)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Crystalline church building

describe her and your wife

does your wife know u sneak out and smoke with the neighbor?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075015)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

She's six years younger than my wife. She's fit, slim, with b cups, real cute babyface that makes her look early/mid 20s.

I don't want to describe my wife in detail. She's cute and looks young for her age (mid 30s).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075079)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 2:28 PM
Author: Mustard rigpig whorehouse

Perfect slow burn post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078962)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:03 AM
Author: Talented cerise library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075017)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:03 AM
Author: Crystalline church building

what happens if she gets pregnant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075024)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

She's on that implant after second kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075085)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Crystalline church building

you are going to have mind blowing sex until you get caught and lose your house, kids and 60% of your take home

ENJOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075091)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall

Or killed by her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075103)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Crystalline church building

i dont think UMC ppl do that. i assume and hope he is not fucking some white trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075113)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Duck-like multi-colored tanning salon

Until they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075122)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Orchid Place Of Business

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075166)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:22 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

Not flame, but he is blue collar, owns guns, functioning alcoholic and has tats. Outweighs me by 60 pounds. She's an educated professional with a wild streak. We are all friends and he would without a doubt murder me dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075144)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall

I can't wait for the next chapter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075159)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:25 AM
Author: Orchid Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075171)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: vivacious ticket booth famous landscape painting

authored by his next of kin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078191)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Excitant Costumed Gaming Laptop

(Guy who has never seen Unfaithful)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32076202)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Supple Hell Marketing Idea

I always cracked up at that weird aspie noise he made when he did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078088)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Excitant Costumed Gaming Laptop

It's the sound of a beta male's soul dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081894)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: comical knife box office

Cr, seems like a good tradeoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078021)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Talented cerise library

strange that you didn't disclose that above when someone asked you if you used condom. i smell smoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075116)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall

He still hasn't answered how he got the pussy smell off him before bed, above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075132)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

Sorry. These threads are like fuckin whack a mole. I took a shower as soon as I walked back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075155)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall

And I suppose your shower is on a different floor than your wife and/or she's a heavy sleeper?

What would you say if she asked you why you were taking a shower? Or when you get into bed and she goes, "Did I hear you taking a shower?" Followed up with, "I heard you go out for a few minutes. Where did you go? Debbie's?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075177)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

Lol. Our bathroom is right next to our room and I shower every night before bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075224)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan dingle berry

In my neighborhood two neighbors fucked; both couples got divorced. Cucks moved away, paramores got married, took the better deal of the houses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075115)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:21 AM
Author: Pontificating casino

I mean, if its just sex, is it really justified to break up your family over it? I wouldn't do it if he was really sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075140)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan dingle berry

(not OP's wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075160)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Pontificating casino

So I've been reading this thread and flame or not, its not the ten minutes of drunken fucking that leads to divorce. He's already saying he'll "do it again every chance he gets" and "their marriages aren't going that well anyway". THATS what leads to divorce.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075216)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:42 PM
Author: Nubile lime prole school

How did the neighborhood react? Sounds messy and awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078118)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan dingle berry

The husband who stayed around still makes himself available to the new owners of his old as a "mr fix it" lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078171)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: violent dashing abode

lmao prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078179)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Mauve Candlestick Maker

PROOOOOOOOOORE TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081622)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:22 AM
Author: snowy theater yarmulke

OP = not a single pic posted

NYUUG = the only poster who posts post-fuck proof pics

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075147)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: jet-lagged site

You keep your picture up for 5 minutes and it's usually a text message in Korea or a blurred out face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075156)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:25 AM
Author: snowy theater yarmulke

(guy pretending to be illiterate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075168)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:25 AM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075174)



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:40 AM
Author: unholy self-absorbed cuck laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#47103388)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:25 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan dingle berry

PSA: she's making the same thread right now somewhere too. She's awake in the house next to yours thinking the exact same shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075172)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075182)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan dingle berry

/*\/*\/*\TOXIC/*\/*\/*\

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075196)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:21 AM
Author: Adulterous theater stage round eye

His wife is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32076212)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: vibrant nighttime persian

What is it about educated professional women that makes them such whores?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075178)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: Excitant Costumed Gaming Laptop

Years of suppressed desires in order to appear "professional"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32076208)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: spectacular piazza stain

this is why married people should get fat. prevents this kind of shit from happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075225)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075253)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: big stage

most of the pokers I've porked have been married fattties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32075264)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: shaky church tattoo

Alcohol = poison

Also nice flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32076216)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: magenta parlour ratface

he said it wasn't flame in the op bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078846)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32077906)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32077957)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: coral disgusting theatre corn cake

now use all three of her holes tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32077986)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: adventurous bawdyhouse preventive strike

her husband must be SMALL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32077997)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Drunken diverse space

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078022)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed market goyim

Your wife would have smelled the pussy on your hands and dick. It would have woken her up

There is no hiding that from a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078041)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: appetizing den

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078052)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall

He said he showers every night before bed lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078059)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed market goyim

Wouldn't save him if he'd just come from the fuckfest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078078)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall

Yeah, I called flame from the start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078099)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Nubile lime prole school

Sure it will, just gotta do the Dishonest Double-Wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078133)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: mahogany crusty base

To be ric flair,

woo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078045)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:42 PM
Author: Stimulating Location Shitlib

good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078112)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:42 PM
Author: hot cream faggotry

the only way to solve this is to let her husband fuck your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078116)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Nubile lime prole school

Needs to let husband fuck HIM, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078140)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078154)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: sexy personal credit line lodge

he is probably twice the size of the OP and doesn't even give a fuck that his wife cheated. I'm sure he has fucked the ops wife a million times now, and her pussy is his stretched out property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078167)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed market goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078178)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: appetizing den

its a demonstration of the true power of a REAL MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078207)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: violent dashing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078204)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse hyperventilating volcanic crater

time to move.

BTW, this will likely haunt your thoughts for awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32078217)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

Update:

Went to bed last night and wife woke me up around 4:30am by cuddling me and pulling herself on top of my right side and kissing my neck. I grabbed the back of her hair and we made out and fucked bareback. Another creampie. We are basically dead bedroomed so this was a big surprise. She's not on the pill since we so rarely fuck and usually use natural lambs. So, she's going to get a plan b today (which we've used in the past). The rest of the morning she was very physically affectionate - French kissed me three times while getting ready.

Anyway, our kid carpools in the morning with the neighbors', so me, my wife and the fucked neighbor all chatted while getting the kids in the van. Neighbor was friendly and normal like nothing ever happened, so that definitely made me feel relieved. Hopefully, this will just die down quietly and maybe it could even be a good thing if it subconsciously sparked something in my wife to be more sexual.

Backtracking for a second, addressing why I'd even be over at my neighbors smoking weed, we had done it in the past after putting the kids to sleep. I'd go over and take a few hits and chat for 5-10 minutes before going home to stay with the kids, and then my wife would go over and get high and stay for an hour or so to hang and do the girl talk thing. We don't typically have pot in the house - they do - but we partake every once in awhile.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32079726)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32079740)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: frum community account locale

Plot suggestion; play out this thing with the wife hanging out over there longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32079747)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall

Oh, shit, good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32083737)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Onyx chad

Subscribed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32079782)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32079793)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: passionate lilac fortuitous meteor love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32079806)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: ultramarine pervert

So your dead bedroom wife smelled the stench of another woman's pheromones on HER husband, and decided to get creampied in the middle of the night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32079789)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic swollen nursing home

you seem puzzled by female physiology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081573)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Seedy temple

agree with poaster above- do you have a youtube channel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32079798)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: irradiated aqua tank range

I'm starting to think your wife knows, maybe intended it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32079801)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Marvelous Tripping Wagecucks Step-uncle's House

*checks box*

"You may now proceed to the next part of your flame"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081786)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:37 PM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081951)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32083739)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Floppy Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087028)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Saffron House Kitty

Is your wife an intellectual by any chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32083719)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: iridescent brethren

This quality of poast will someday be behind the xo paywall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081880)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Excitant Costumed Gaming Laptop

No way brother. It will be enshrined in the XO Museum of History in the Great Content Creators Wing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081904)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Talented cerise library

it's funny how what qualifies as just pretty good flame on the greatbort wouldn't arouse even the slightest suspicion anywhere else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081919)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32081964)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:33 AM
Author: Wine Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32084041)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Saffron House Kitty

So what if it's flame, it still beats all the trump circle jerk threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32083724)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Big-titted opaque associate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32083751)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive haunted graveyard ape

Update:

Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), nothing new with the neighbor, but I creampied my wife again last night. Got home and she kept grabbing my cock and kissing me every time we passed each other in the house. Once the kids were in bed, I poured a glass of rye and put on the Zags/UW game in the living room while wife hopped in the shower. She never wears lingerie, but she came out in a new set, these sort of high cut purple panties with a matching push-up bra. My wife is very vanilla and boring, hadn't received a blow job in maybe three years, but she pushed me back on the couch and pulled out my cock and started licking. I reached for the remote to turn off the game, but she slapped my hand away. Told me to enjoy myself and that "a man should get what he wants". Well, my wife is an annoying fem shitlib, so this was way out of left field and a huge turn on. She tried to suck me off to completion, but I wouldn't let her. Told her I wanted to "feel that pussy again". Again, I never talk like this, but I was emboldened by her behavior and following her lead. So she got up, slid her panties down and leaned over against our aquarium. I pounded her out pretty hard for a couple minutes, pulling her hair and spanking her ass but I was having fun and didn't want to cum so quick, so I pulled her on top of me on the couch. I was feeling really brave so I tried putting my hand on her neck with some pressure - not a full choke, but a definite threat of one. This really seemed to get her going and she started spewing out all sorts of dirty fuck me harder talk, so I obliged. Lifted her little ass up with my left hand and thrust my cock as hard and fast as I could while lightly increasing the grip on her neck with my right hand. She was beginning to O, so I let go and blew a big fucking load up in there and gave out a few sighs as she collapsed on my chest. We've been married for years, but this was some good shit. Hadn't had sex on back-to-back days since Obama's first term.

A couple other notes:

Haven't seen the neighbor husband since last weekend, but he texted me yesterday and invited me to shoot trap with him on Monday since he has the night off. He had been wanting to take me since I've only fired a gun but once in my life. A little worried about how I'm going to play it cool during the outing.

Also, this all started after I got a haircut the other day. And I can't help but wonder if the change in appearance isn't having some effect. I always go to a supercuts type place and just get a normal trim of my dorky middle age white guy hair - not styled at all and even a little poofy on the sides. Well, the other day I decide I'm going to save a few bucks and decide to drop in to a Vietnamese barbershop that does cuts for $10. I drew this young, buff, hip looking Viet bro with a sort of combo fade/mullet thing. He asks "How you like cut? What number?" and points to a bunch of numbered photos on the wall with different styles. I can't make up my mind and just tell him "just make me look cooler". In complete deadpan he responds "that won be hard." I laugh,but he just stays silent and grabs the clippers. Needless to say, I ended up with a drastically different, much younger and modern style. At the end, he takes a look at me and goes "now you look better. You lady like it." I gave him $15 and told him to keep the change, but now I'm wondering if I shouldn't have just dropped an even $20.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32086994)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:41 PM
Author: Pale station

"but he texted me yesterday and invited me to shoot trap with him on Monday since he has the night off. He had been wanting to take me since I've only fired a gun but once in my life. A little worried about how I'm going to play it cool during the outing."

flame exposed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087011)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Location Shitlib

lol keep up the great work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087027)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087045)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse hyperventilating volcanic crater

I swore that would break out into Fresh Price of Bel Air....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087050)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Twinkling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087052)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Seedy temple

180 Wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087074)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Ebony coldplay fan dingle berry

Please state the race of all parties involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087077)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: godawful aquamarine home mad cow disease

this flame sucks. guessing same poster who did the little sis swiped right thread and hoping for similar accolades

unfortunately, that flame ended on a down note and this flame picks up where that one left off, nowhere near where it began

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087065)



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Date: December 8th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse hyperventilating volcanic crater

this is much more believable...similar style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32087151)



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:41 AM
Author: unholy self-absorbed cuck laser beams



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse hyperventilating volcanic crater

Any update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#32124439)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic swollen nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#33867420)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Ungodly Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451608&forum_id=2#36500292)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: high-end plaza



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: tantric concupiscible state quadroon



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