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Harrison Barnes on Associate with Blood Dripping From Eye

Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor ...
Out-of-control costumed shitlib dilemma
  04/18/17
Lol
Appetizing university people who are hurt
  04/18/17
lmao jfc
bright swashbuckling regret
  04/18/17
180 flame. Flame right?
Autistic idiot dopamine
  04/18/17
Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit
Out-of-control costumed shitlib dilemma
  04/18/17
I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturda...
stirring windowlicker headpube
  04/19/17
They block him at my firm
red institution
  04/19/17
Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about t...
Appetizing university people who are hurt
  04/19/17
IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with...
Autistic idiot dopamine
  04/19/17
Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issu...
Hairraiser azure stag film filthpig
  04/27/17
Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume.
Out-of-control costumed shitlib dilemma
  04/27/17
LOL
stirring windowlicker headpube
  04/18/17
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insane liquid oxygen boistinker
  04/18/17
HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but...
orange fear-inspiring brunch
  04/19/17
TBF*
stirring windowlicker headpube
  04/19/17
holy shit lol
soul-stirring hateful house philosopher-king
  04/19/17
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Out-of-control costumed shitlib dilemma
  04/27/17
Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Enterta...
magical hall
  04/27/17
mpa OUTTED
Massive glittery genital piercing dragon
  04/27/17
At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT
stirring windowlicker headpube
  04/27/17
...
Beady-eyed halford school
  03/22/23
HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across th...
idiotic den keepsake machete
  03/22/23
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comical flushed nibblets
  03/22/23


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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Out-of-control costumed shitlib dilemma

Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor in our company. He had not practiced law in over five years, and had formerly spent about four years as an associate in a large AmLaw 100 law firm. The work he did for our company involved editing tabloid articles for one of our sites, JD Journal. He made about $25.00 an hour and lived in an apartment with his brother to save money. He was depressed, had gained a lot of weight, and had been “shell shocked” by his inability to find a new position after having had the experience of working 2,500+ hours a year at his prior firm.

He left the practice of law because—after working three all-nighters in a row—blood started leaking out of one of his eyes and the same eye began to protrude from the eye socket. He took a taxi to the hospital and was immediately admitted and scheduled for surgery. A few hours later, while he was still undergoing surgery, the partner he worked for called his emergency contacts (who happened to be his parents) and told them that if he did not come back to the office and finish what he was working on that he would lose his job. Even his parents did not know where he was.

Realizing this firm was not for him, he quit. Then he proceeded to work with scores of legal recruiters to find a new position, but without success.

He had been out of work too long and law firms did not trust him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107323)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: Appetizing university people who are hurt

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107335)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: bright swashbuckling regret

lmao jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107341)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Autistic idiot dopamine

180 flame. Flame right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107414)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Out-of-control costumed shitlib dilemma

Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107458)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: stirring windowlicker headpube

I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturdays and sundays. From him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107471)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: red institution

They block him at my firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107680)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Appetizing university people who are hurt

Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107816)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Autistic idiot dopamine

IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with recruiters? Then why had he been out "too long"? And why did he quit before using recruiters instead of looking while still employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107483)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser azure stag film filthpig

Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issues. Maybe he quit, spent a while getting his shit together then tried to get back in the game to no avail. Seems plausible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175308)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Out-of-control costumed shitlib dilemma

Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175355)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: stirring windowlicker headpube

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107432)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: insane liquid oxygen boistinker



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: orange fear-inspiring brunch

HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but which also are coherent and entertaining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107541)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: stirring windowlicker headpube

TBF*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107549)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring hateful house philosopher-king

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107694)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Out-of-control costumed shitlib dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175181)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: magical hall

Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Entertainment designed to make you feel inadequate, resulting in the need to buy what he's advertising. (Hehe.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175215)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Massive glittery genital piercing dragon

mpa OUTTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175242)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: stirring windowlicker headpube

At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175376)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed halford school



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: idiotic den keepsake machete

HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across the country and I quit less than a year later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084657)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: comical flushed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084665)