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Up for partner this year and want to killself. Taking questions
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:29 PM Author: bat shit crazy market V20. It will be income because I'm a litigator. Taking questions until I get off the train. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33121894) |
Date: April 20th, 2017 7:30 PM Author: nighttime swashbuckling circlehead cuckoldry compensation of income partner?
odds and timeline of becoming equity? |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:31 PM Author: bat shit crazy market $500-600k. If I do very well, 2-3 years. If not, who knows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33121908) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:32 PM Author: nighttime swashbuckling circlehead cuckoldry fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33121913) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:36 PM Author: bat shit crazy market The minority make equity on that timeline. But I'm in one of the better groups. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33121936) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:47 PM Author: Cobalt ticket booth Are you chill with junior associates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33121988) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:56 PM Author: bat shit crazy market I think I have a reputation as one of the best supervisors. I try not to overwork people and, when I have to, I try to make sure they're at least involved in the strategy (not that this really makes it better). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122032) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: Cobalt ticket booth It makes it better
If you could give your 28yr old self a piece of advice, what would it be? |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:12 PM Author: bat shit crazy market My firm will never admit this, but it is sort of a lifestyle firm for junior associates. If they turn down work, nobody will bother them. If they want to take off, nobody asks them to cancel their trip. So, enjoy it as a junior. Take lots of vacations, travel abroad, and bill the minimal number of hours. If you happen to stay until you're a senior associate, nobody knows or remembers what you did as a junior (unless your work was shit). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122160) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: Cobalt ticket booth So if you had billed less and taken more vacations as a 28yr old, you wouldnt want to killself now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122319) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:43 PM Author: bat shit crazy market No. It's tough now. I just wish I did more when it was easier to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122404) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:52 PM Author: Self-absorbed Mexican Office If you don't have a ridiculous lifestyle, you could theoretically retire after 2-3 years as an income partner. Why not do that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122015) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:56 PM Author: bat shit crazy market Not even close. I live in an expensive area and have a family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122042) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:57 PM Author: gaped potus state you could retire on a few million and live a middle-class lifestyle but you won't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122046) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:58 PM Author: mustard whorehouse elastic band hard to save a few million after just a few years even at his salary... unless he has a significant chunk already saved up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122052) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:58 PM Author: bat shit crazy market I don't have a few million and, you're right, I won't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122055) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:29 PM Author: Soggy Center i don't know that "retirement" is a real thing anymore in that people who retire really stop being productive in a lot of facets of life. if anything, jump to something new, start a business, etc. but don't ever fully "retire". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122296) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:56 PM Author: gaped potus state golden handcuffs. hedonic treadmill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122043) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:57 PM Author: mustard whorehouse elastic band What's the lowest you've billed in a year?
Highest you've billed in a year?
Average you've billed in a year?
If you don't make partner the first time, do they kick you out or do they basically let you chill as long as you are making the firm money, and reconsider you in subsequent years? |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: bat shit crazy market Lowest is probably 1850 or 1900 (early in my career). Highest is last year at 2850. Average isn't that high -- probably 2100. But the last few years have been way above average.
My group will keep you around if you're making money, especially because there is a lack of good senior associates. Probably defer deciding your progression for a bit and eventually make you counsel. |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:11 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy theater stage bbw this sounds like my firm. although billing 2850 and around there the few years before partnership decision would pretty much guarantee you be made partner first time up.
the people not making partner are all billing below 2000... but even they are sticking around as long as they are liked and billing at least 1800 (i.e., making the firm money). |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:45 PM Author: confused pungent hell hunting ground wow, that is uber killself territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122416) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:58 PM Author: Talented toilet seat was it worth the grind, in terms of your mental health? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122051) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: bat shit crazy market I don't know. It has been tough. I like the work, hate the hours, and most of all hate the stress it puts on my wife. Being rich is great but I'm not sure I'm going to stick it out long term. I may get the title and then start looking elsewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122098) |
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Date: April 21st, 2017 9:55 AM Author: soul-stirring chest-beating gas station headpube Lol why the fuck would she be stressed. I'm assuming sahm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33125581) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:59 PM Author: Peach Principal's Office Mental Disorder jfc xo the question you need to ask OP is:
"why do you want to kill yourself, bro? what is wrong with life?" |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Wonderful henna step-uncle's house We're all mentally ill here.
part of the implicit agreement when you hit the poast button |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Peach Principal's Office Mental Disorder Yes but there is a wide spectrum of mental illness brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122069) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: Wonderful henna step-uncle's house All sane poasters are alike. Every mentally ill poaster is mentally ill in his own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122083) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: razzle-dazzle white people who are hurt meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122074) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 7:59 PM Author: Iridescent school How much weight have you gained since you were a first-year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122061) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: Talented toilet seat and how are you doing in terms of alcohol/cocaine? are you stable or everyday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122087) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:08 PM Author: bat shit crazy market Fatter. No drugs but drink more than I should. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122119) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: olive at-the-ready travel guidebook really tough guy when did you realize you wanted to die despite being richer than 99.99% of people in the world
i don't even mean that passive-aggressively, i am totally willing to buy that luxurious material goods can accompany a life which is still miserable |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: bat shit crazy market I'm generally not miserable. The only times I am is when I have to miss my child's school event, work a lot on a vacation, etc. Those make me re-think my choice . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122115) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:10 PM Author: saffron chapel Look around once you get the partner title. It may help with finding something else. You will never get back those childhood moments. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122135) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: bat shit crazy market Agreed. We are done having kids and the youngest adores me. I want to be there for as much stuff as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122193) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:27 PM Author: Mewling library Can we be honest. To the extent you "look around" it will be at other law firms to go do the exact same thing with perhaps marginally better hours. You have it in you to bill 3000 hours a year with small children. You won't quit now, or even 5 years from now when they barely know you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122271) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:32 PM Author: Bossy Geriatric Rigor Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122323) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: provocative stage lol cr, this faggot will die as a senior a law firm partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122341) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:41 PM Author: bat shit crazy market Wrong. Zero chance I leave for another law firm -- whether big law, mid-size, or small. The quality of life isn't that much better and I have to prove myself all over again.
If I leave, it will be for an in-house job, but not at a giant company. It will have to be a small company or start-up where I can shape the culture and hire my own people. |
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Date: April 21st, 2017 9:52 AM Author: Lemon racy locus boltzmann As a former attorney turned biz person, no startup is hiring litigators. Nor is a small company. Realistically, the options for litigators are pretty minimal--if your goal is to get out of law firm life (which is great, btw), I'd start laying tracks for this ASAP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33125557) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:49 PM Author: duck-like umber bawdyhouse kitty one choice. you have a rig of coke and a rig of dope. which one do you choose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122443) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:51 PM Author: Thirsty well-lubricated brunch roommate When you're a "partner," will you still be a bitch who takes direction from other lawyers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122455) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:55 PM Author: Iridescent school jesus, just ram it in with no lube at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122499) |
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Date: April 21st, 2017 10:04 AM Author: silver juggernaut anyone who isn't a huge rainmaker ultimately falls into this category. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33125651) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:57 PM Author: Tripping forum athletic conference I'm a 6th year and I finally got the balls to turn down work once I have enough to barely hit the 2000-2100 range. My life has improved remarkably since I started this. I'd honestly rather make 350 (or whatever I make after bonus) and have no partnership chance than put in even 2500 hours for a sure shot at partner level dough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33122519) |
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Date: April 21st, 2017 1:25 AM Author: Startling floppy incel locale Gay thread, what's with all these urbanbaby tards thinking "I want to kill myself" means "I want to irl kill myself to death not flame"
Anytime I'm sluggish in the afternoon and I come back from the shitter and have a voicemail, I think "if this is someone wanting me to do work I'm gonna fucking kill myself." Chill out concernmos |
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Date: April 21st, 2017 9:58 AM Author: silver juggernaut at least you are at a lockstep firm. I am at a v50-60 (sub v50 obviously) and am a senior associate in a major market making 260k. I am eligible for partner this year (no idea yet if I'm being put up) and believe that first year partners make under 350k base. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33125604) |
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Date: April 21st, 2017 10:00 AM Author: Buck-toothed Stage Kitty Cat happy w/ decision to go into law? what were your other options? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590559&forum_id=2#33125623) |