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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Angry Apoplectic Site Community Account
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Anal territorial institution
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
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hot piazza private investor
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
hot piazza private investor
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Anal territorial institution
  04/25/17
...
Sapphire Mad-dog Skullcap Kitty Cat
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
hot piazza private investor
  04/25/17
180
ultramarine bateful bawdyhouse selfie
  04/25/17
180
hot piazza private investor
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Haunting French Spot Boistinker
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Razzmatazz Red Library Dragon
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Appetizing casino
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
lol
hot piazza private investor
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
lake hilarious trust fund
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
Big Flickering Crackhouse
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
excitant canary milk
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Sick Lime Sandwich Church Building
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
lilac passionate keepsake machete
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Haunting French Spot Boistinker
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
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Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
awkward 180 heaven
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
sepia flatulent stage
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Autistic Travel Guidebook
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
transparent big-titted mood
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
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  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Angry Apoplectic Site Community Account

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Anal territorial institution

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: hot piazza private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: hot piazza private investor

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Anal territorial institution

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Sapphire Mad-dog Skullcap Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: hot piazza private investor

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: ultramarine bateful bawdyhouse selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: hot piazza private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Haunting French Spot Boistinker

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Red Library Dragon

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Appetizing casino

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: hot piazza private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: lake hilarious trust fund

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Big Flickering Crackhouse

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: excitant canary milk

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Sick Lime Sandwich Church Building

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: lilac passionate keepsake machete

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Haunting French Spot Boistinker

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Slippery aphrodisiac organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: awkward 180 heaven

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: sepia flatulent stage

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Autistic Travel Guidebook

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: transparent big-titted mood

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Disgusting shrine dingle berry

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)