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I'm a virgin, and I have irreversible damage to my testicles and dick. (reddit)

the XO story --- But I want to get one thing out of the wa...
vigorous dilemma corn cake
  05/04/17
*unties noose* *laughs at guy in story*
mischievous mind-boggling brunch sandwich
  05/04/17
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Indecent haunting ceo cruise ship
  02/10/18
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Twisted Generalized Bond
  02/10/18
He writes well
Vibrant friendly grandma
  05/04/17
even though he's probably ESL.
vigorous dilemma corn cake
  05/04/17
ok lol fuck
chest-beating doobsian coldplay fan house
  05/04/17
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Frozen Doctorate
  05/04/17
"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 yea...
vigorous dilemma corn cake
  05/04/17
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twinkling jet-lagged bbw keepsake machete
  05/04/17
He could still get a prostitute once in a while and otherwis...
transparent temple patrolman
  05/04/17
very lulz how America conspires to even prevent incels from ...
vigorous dilemma corn cake
  05/04/17
and, very soon, sex bots
Passionate office
  12/15/17
Weird thread
Beady-eyed Onyx Church Building Pozpig
  05/04/17
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vigorous dilemma corn cake
  05/04/17
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vigorous dilemma corn cake
  10/12/17
I have crooked, damaged teeth... Fixable ...large mole...
provocative den sex offender
  10/12/17
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vigorous dilemma corn cake
  12/15/17
good to have you back on the bort, suze
Passionate office
  12/15/17
i bet if he goes tranny and puts on a blonde wig, lots of xo...
cerise persian spot
  12/15/17
TTIWWOP
Violet thriller wrinkle
  12/16/17
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Swollen duck-like state
  12/16/17
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vigorous dilemma corn cake
  02/10/18
most likely flame, but funny nonetheless
Laughsome high-end hall
  02/10/18


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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: vigorous dilemma corn cake

the XO story

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But I want to get one thing out of the way first - I am very physically unattractive. The last time I had sexual contact with a girl was when I was 19 - and I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old. I have crooked, damaged teeth, large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face), severe osteoporosis and chicken bones, and I'm 5'6.

I've only held down a steady job since I turned 24. Before that I was homeless, jumping from job to job. I never completed 'high school'. (I'm European).

Anyways, as the title says, I have had a number of varicoceles growing on my testicles that have atrophied them beyond medical intervention (irreversible damage) which has damaged my testosterone production, shrunk my dick and my balls to a very small size.

The killer blow is that I also suffer from sharp downwards congenital curvature of my penis when I'm erect. This would make conventional sex very painful. I've also been sterile since birth (I only ejaculate very watery semen), but I'm not sure I want children anyway. (Though this will affect anyone crazy enough to sleep with me, wanting to be with me as a long term partner).

I've recently considered writing to the European Court to consider my case for assisted suicide but I fear since I'm otherwise 'perfectly healthy' in other areas of my life, they won't take me seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226656)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: mischievous mind-boggling brunch sandwich

*unties noose*

*laughs at guy in story*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226672)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Indecent haunting ceo cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369855)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Twisted Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369860)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Vibrant friendly grandma

He writes well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226675)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: vigorous dilemma corn cake

even though he's probably ESL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226688)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: chest-beating doobsian coldplay fan house

ok lol fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226723)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Frozen Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226748)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: vigorous dilemma corn cake

"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old"

what a fucking chad. gas this fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226703)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: twinkling jet-lagged bbw keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226760)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: transparent temple patrolman

He could still get a prostitute once in a while and otherwise stick to masturbation and porn like at least 20% of the rest of humanity. Hell, it's good enough for like half of Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226785)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: vigorous dilemma corn cake

very lulz how America conspires to even prevent incels from using porn/prostitutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226897)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Passionate office

and, very soon, sex bots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932076)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Onyx Church Building Pozpig

Weird thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226909)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: vigorous dilemma corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33227002)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 6:40 AM
Author: vigorous dilemma corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423232)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 6:43 AM
Author: provocative den sex offender

I have crooked, damaged teeth...

Fixable

...large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face)

Again fixable

...severe osteoporosis and chicken bones

I think modern science should be able to help

...and I'm 5'6.

oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423242)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: vigorous dilemma corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932060)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Passionate office

good to have you back on the bort, suze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932080)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: cerise persian spot

i bet if he goes tranny and puts on a blonde wig, lots of xoxo poasters will think he's a 10/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932085)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Violet thriller wrinkle

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932558)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Swollen duck-like state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932562)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: vigorous dilemma corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369622)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Laughsome high-end hall

most likely flame, but funny nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369893)