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I'm a virgin, and I have irreversible damage to my testicles and dick. (reddit)

the XO story --- But I want to get one thing out of the wa...
wonderful iridescent resort pistol
  05/04/17
*unties noose* *laughs at guy in story*
bipolar puce lettuce
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Free-loading abusive tanning salon
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Yapping Pervert
  02/10/18
He writes well
Flirting Useless Dilemma Patrolman
  05/04/17
even though he's probably ESL.
wonderful iridescent resort pistol
  05/04/17
ok lol fuck
avocado community account sanctuary
  05/04/17
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Galvanic Cyan Boltzmann
  05/04/17
"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 yea...
wonderful iridescent resort pistol
  05/04/17
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Poppy Tantric Shrine
  05/04/17
He could still get a prostitute once in a while and otherwis...
adulterous church building
  05/04/17
very lulz how America conspires to even prevent incels from ...
wonderful iridescent resort pistol
  05/04/17
and, very soon, sex bots
dashing low-t personal credit line crackhouse
  12/15/17
Weird thread
titillating associate
  05/04/17
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wonderful iridescent resort pistol
  05/04/17
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wonderful iridescent resort pistol
  10/12/17
I have crooked, damaged teeth... Fixable ...large mole...
twisted locus fat ankles
  10/12/17
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wonderful iridescent resort pistol
  12/15/17
good to have you back on the bort, suze
dashing low-t personal credit line crackhouse
  12/15/17
i bet if he goes tranny and puts on a blonde wig, lots of xo...
Emerald yarmulke
  12/15/17
TTIWWOP
beady-eyed erotic queen of the night step-uncle's house
  12/16/17
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Purple Market
  12/16/17
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wonderful iridescent resort pistol
  02/10/18
most likely flame, but funny nonetheless
Sick dun alpha ratface
  02/10/18


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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: wonderful iridescent resort pistol

the XO story

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But I want to get one thing out of the way first - I am very physically unattractive. The last time I had sexual contact with a girl was when I was 19 - and I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old. I have crooked, damaged teeth, large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face), severe osteoporosis and chicken bones, and I'm 5'6.

I've only held down a steady job since I turned 24. Before that I was homeless, jumping from job to job. I never completed 'high school'. (I'm European).

Anyways, as the title says, I have had a number of varicoceles growing on my testicles that have atrophied them beyond medical intervention (irreversible damage) which has damaged my testosterone production, shrunk my dick and my balls to a very small size.

The killer blow is that I also suffer from sharp downwards congenital curvature of my penis when I'm erect. This would make conventional sex very painful. I've also been sterile since birth (I only ejaculate very watery semen), but I'm not sure I want children anyway. (Though this will affect anyone crazy enough to sleep with me, wanting to be with me as a long term partner).

I've recently considered writing to the European Court to consider my case for assisted suicide but I fear since I'm otherwise 'perfectly healthy' in other areas of my life, they won't take me seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226656)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: bipolar puce lettuce

*unties noose*

*laughs at guy in story*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226672)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Free-loading abusive tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369855)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Yapping Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369860)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Flirting Useless Dilemma Patrolman

He writes well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226675)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: wonderful iridescent resort pistol

even though he's probably ESL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226688)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: avocado community account sanctuary

ok lol fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226723)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Galvanic Cyan Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226748)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: wonderful iridescent resort pistol

"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old"

what a fucking chad. gas this fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226703)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Poppy Tantric Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226760)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: adulterous church building

He could still get a prostitute once in a while and otherwise stick to masturbation and porn like at least 20% of the rest of humanity. Hell, it's good enough for like half of Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226785)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: wonderful iridescent resort pistol

very lulz how America conspires to even prevent incels from using porn/prostitutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226897)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: dashing low-t personal credit line crackhouse

and, very soon, sex bots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932076)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: titillating associate

Weird thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226909)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: wonderful iridescent resort pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33227002)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 6:40 AM
Author: wonderful iridescent resort pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423232)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 6:43 AM
Author: twisted locus fat ankles

I have crooked, damaged teeth...

Fixable

...large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face)

Again fixable

...severe osteoporosis and chicken bones

I think modern science should be able to help

...and I'm 5'6.

oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423242)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: wonderful iridescent resort pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932060)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: dashing low-t personal credit line crackhouse

good to have you back on the bort, suze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932080)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Emerald yarmulke

i bet if he goes tranny and puts on a blonde wig, lots of xoxo poasters will think he's a 10/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932085)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed erotic queen of the night step-uncle's house

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932558)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Purple Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932562)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: wonderful iridescent resort pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369622)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Sick dun alpha ratface

most likely flame, but funny nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369893)