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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
vermilion theater
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
Self-centered house-broken son of senegal telephone
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
razzle haunted graveyard
  07/13/17
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glassy adventurous school cafeteria
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
Metal Yapping Home Macaca
  07/13/17
LOL
Cerebral Emerald Cuckoldry Boistinker
  07/13/17
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Diverse internet-worthy stage dog poop
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
embarrassed to the bone apoplectic dilemma clown
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
odious knife range
  07/13/17
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vermilion theater
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
Slimy swollen community account laser beams
  07/19/17
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canary set reading party
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
vermilion theater
  07/13/17
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duck-like rigor boltzmann
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
razzle haunted graveyard
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
insane crackhouse
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
soggy pearl gunner
  07/13/17
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odious knife range
  07/13/17
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duck-like rigor boltzmann
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
spruce electric house
  07/13/17
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  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
mustard cracking point gay wizard
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
sienna stead
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
vermilion theater
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
Multi-colored fluffy philosopher-king office
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
doobsian stubborn corner masturbator
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
talented ultramarine space personal credit line
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
drunken gold nibblets
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
Slimy swollen community account laser beams
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: vermilion theater

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Self-centered house-broken son of senegal telephone

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: razzle haunted graveyard

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: glassy adventurous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Metal Yapping Home Macaca

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Cerebral Emerald Cuckoldry Boistinker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Diverse internet-worthy stage dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767622)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone apoplectic dilemma clown

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: odious knife range

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: vermilion theater



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Slimy swollen community account laser beams

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: canary set reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: vermilion theater

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: duck-like rigor boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: razzle haunted graveyard

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: insane crackhouse

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: soggy pearl gunner

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: odious knife range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: duck-like rigor boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: spruce electric house

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: confused voyeur fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: mustard cracking point gay wizard

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: sienna stead

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: vermilion theater

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored fluffy philosopher-king office

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: doobsian stubborn corner masturbator

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: talented ultramarine space personal credit line

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: drunken gold nibblets

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Slimy swollen community account laser beams

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)