ITT, rating poasters as absurd anime premises or fanbase phenomenons
| shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | Avocado disturbing stead antidepressant drug | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | abnormal medicated step-uncle's house round eye | 07/24/17 | | bateful milk gas station | 07/24/17 | | Lime area gaping | 07/25/17 | | Shaky crotch brunch | 07/25/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 07/25/17 | | razzle main people puppy | 07/25/17 | | Lascivious International Law Enforcement Agency | 07/25/17 | | Twinkling cerebral national faggot firefighter | 07/26/17 | | Charismatic hall sweet tailpipe | 07/27/17 | | insane public bath clown | 07/27/17 | | Misunderstood vibrant boltzmann | 07/27/17 | | Erotic home goal in life | 07/27/17 | | crawly pozpig institution | 07/27/17 | | fishy vivacious box office | 11/01/17 | | razzle main people puppy | 11/14/17 | | violet hissy fit | 11/26/17 | | fighting tanning salon | 12/27/19 | | Avocado disturbing stead antidepressant drug | 08/05/17 | | carmine thirsty voyeur | 11/01/17 | | carmine thirsty voyeur | 11/01/17 | | ocher reading party | 11/01/17 | | Talented massive potus messiness | 11/01/17 | | vengeful factory reset button | 11/14/17 | | violet hissy fit | 11/26/17 | | Narrow-minded Foreskin Center | 12/09/17 | | Nofapping affirmative action school cafeteria | 12/19/17 | | Lime area gaping | 12/20/17 | | black senate mood | 04/14/18 | | Emerald death wish jewess | 01/16/19 | | fighting tanning salon | 12/27/19 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | Supple shrine twinkling uncleanness | 07/25/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 07/25/17 | | razzle main people puppy | 07/25/17 | | ocher reading party | 11/01/17 | | trip mahogany legal warrant stag film | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 07/24/17 | | Cordovan theatre | 01/11/18 | | amber drunken whorehouse | 11/27/18 | | Cerise Rehab Corn Cake | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | ungodly patrolman tattoo | 11/01/17 | | Amethyst Judgmental Mediation | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | Lime area gaping | 07/25/17 | | Spectacular lavender locus | 07/25/17 | | shimmering location | 07/27/17 | | Cordovan theatre | 01/11/18 | | Stirring hairy legs | 12/16/18 | | razzle main people puppy | 07/25/17 | | razzle main people puppy | 07/25/17 | | Amethyst Judgmental Mediation | 08/05/17 | | black senate mood | 04/14/18 | | abnormal medicated step-uncle's house round eye | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | Lime area gaping | 07/25/17 | | motley trust fund | 07/25/17 | | Charismatic hall sweet tailpipe | 07/27/17 | | zombie-like nursing home | 07/27/17 | | shimmering location | 07/27/17 | | ocher reading party | 11/01/17 | | fishy vivacious box office | 11/01/17 | | ungodly patrolman tattoo | 11/01/17 | | Cordovan theatre | 01/11/18 | | ungodly patrolman tattoo | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 07/24/17 | | bateful milk gas station | 07/24/17 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | Lime area gaping | 07/25/17 | | bateful milk gas station | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | bateful milk gas station | 07/26/17 | | Effete glittery new version | 07/27/17 | | galvanic den | 11/01/17 | | ocher reading party | 11/01/17 | | Talented massive potus messiness | 11/01/17 | | amber drunken whorehouse | 08/30/18 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 11/25/18 | | galvanic den | 12/27/19 | | Dashing kitty | 01/26/19 | | Amethyst Judgmental Mediation | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/24/17 | | razzle main people puppy | 07/26/17 | | Orange locale volcanic crater | 07/27/17 | | bateful milk gas station | 07/27/17 | | Adventurous Prole | 08/05/17 | | zombie-like nursing home | 08/05/17 | | Amethyst Judgmental Mediation | 08/05/17 | | Talented massive potus messiness | 11/01/17 | | zombie-like nursing home | 12/16/18 | | underhanded roommate corner | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/26/17 | | motley trust fund | 10/31/17 | | ocher reading party | 11/01/17 | | violet hissy fit | 11/26/17 | | Rusted Passionate Lodge | 11/26/17 | | Cordovan theatre | 01/11/18 | | embarrassed to the bone partner sanctuary | 07/24/17 | | shimmering location | 07/26/17 | | Lime area gaping | 07/25/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 07/25/17 | | Lascivious International Law Enforcement Agency | 07/25/17 | | razzle main people puppy | 07/25/17 | | underhanded roommate corner | 07/25/17 | | maize selfie | 07/25/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 07/25/17 | | shimmering location | 07/27/17 | | carmine thirsty voyeur | 11/01/17 | | Talented massive potus messiness | 11/01/17 | | Dashing kitty | 07/25/17 | | shimmering location | 07/27/17 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 07/27/17 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 07/27/17 | | motley trust fund | 10/31/17 | | ocher reading party | 11/01/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 11/14/17 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 12/11/17 | | Lime area gaping | 12/20/17 | | concupiscible school boistinker | 07/25/17 | | shimmering location | 07/27/17 | | black senate mood | 11/01/17 | | violet hissy fit | 11/26/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 01/02/18 | | black senate mood | 04/14/18 | | Dashing kitty | 01/26/19 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 07/25/17 | | shimmering location | 07/27/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 07/27/17 | | bateful milk gas station | 07/27/17 | | shimmering location | 07/27/17 | | bateful milk gas station | 07/27/17 | | razzle main people puppy | 07/25/17 | | shimmering location | 07/27/17 | | Lascivious International Law Enforcement Agency | 07/25/17 | | shimmering location | 07/27/17 | | salmon razzle-dazzle plaza ceo | 07/25/17 | | shimmering location | 07/27/17 | | maize selfie | 07/25/17 | | shimmering location | 07/28/17 | | galvanic den | 11/01/17 | | Scarlet French Chef | 07/25/17 | | razzle main people puppy | 07/26/17 | | shimmering location | 08/05/17 | | Scarlet French Chef | 10/31/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 11/01/17 | | Cordovan theatre | 01/11/18 | | Dashing kitty | 01/26/19 | | abnormal medicated step-uncle's house round eye | 07/26/17 | | shimmering location | 10/31/17 | | arousing church brethren | 07/27/17 | | shimmering location | 10/31/17 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 10/31/17 | | Charismatic hall sweet tailpipe | 07/27/17 | | shimmering location | 11/01/17 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 11/01/17 | | galvanic den | 11/01/17 | | galvanic den | 11/01/17 | | Misunderstood vibrant boltzmann | 07/27/17 | | shimmering location | 11/01/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 11/01/17 | | Adventurous Prole | 08/05/17 | | Scarlet French Chef | 10/31/17 | | shimmering location | 11/01/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 11/01/17 | | shimmering location | 11/01/17 | | ocher reading party | 11/01/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 11/09/17 | | underhanded roommate corner | 09/15/18 | | apoplectic trump supporter dingle berry | 10/31/17 | | shimmering location | 11/01/17 | | galvanic den | 11/01/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 11/01/17 | | galvanic den | 12/12/18 | | motley trust fund | 01/02/18 | | Emerald death wish jewess | 11/01/17 | | galvanic den | 11/01/17 | | shimmering location | 11/01/17 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 11/01/17 | | Splenetic ticket booth scourge upon the earth | 11/01/17 | | shimmering location | 11/01/17 | | black senate mood | 11/01/17 | | ocher reading party | 11/01/17 | | shimmering location | 11/09/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 01/20/18 | | yellow legend | 11/01/17 | | shimmering location | 11/09/17 | | Garnet dopamine native | 11/01/17 | | Lime area gaping | 11/01/17 | | Garnet dopamine native | 11/01/17 | | Nofapping affirmative action school cafeteria | 11/01/17 | | galvanic den | 11/01/17 | | shimmering location | 11/14/17 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 11/14/17 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 11/14/17 | | Lime area gaping | 11/21/17 | | carmine thirsty voyeur | 11/01/17 | | shimmering location | 11/14/17 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 11/14/17 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 11/20/17 | | Nofapping affirmative action school cafeteria | 11/26/17 | | Lime area gaping | 11/21/17 | | Talented massive potus messiness | 11/01/17 | | shimmering location | 11/20/17 | | Lime area gaping | 11/21/17 | | Narrow-minded Foreskin Center | 12/09/17 | | shimmering location | 12/19/17 | | Nofapping affirmative action school cafeteria | 11/01/17 | | galvanic den | 11/01/17 | | ocher reading party | 11/02/17 | | shimmering location | 11/20/17 | | Nofapping affirmative action school cafeteria | 11/26/17 | | hilarious useless brakes property | 12/09/17 | | Talented massive potus messiness | 11/01/17 | | shimmering location | 11/22/17 | | violet hissy fit | 11/26/17 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 12/11/17 | | Nofapping affirmative action school cafeteria | 12/19/17 | | arousing church brethren | 11/09/17 | | shimmering location | 12/11/17 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 12/11/17 | | Lime area gaping | 12/20/17 | | arousing church brethren | 01/02/18 | | violet hissy fit | 11/26/17 | | shimmering location | 12/11/17 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 12/11/17 | | Lime area gaping | 12/20/17 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 11/26/17 | | Lime area gaping | 12/09/17 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 12/11/17 | | Cordovan theatre | 01/11/18 | | shimmering location | 12/13/17 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 12/13/17 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 12/21/17 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 01/20/18 | | shimmering location | 10/25/18 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 11/20/18 | | galvanic den | 12/12/18 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 12/12/18 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 03/21/19 | | duck-like honey-headed mad-dog skullcap | 12/11/17 | | Burgundy beady-eyed lay sandwich | 12/19/17 | | shimmering location | 12/20/17 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 12/20/17 | | Lime area gaping | 12/20/17 | | ungodly patrolman tattoo | 12/20/17 | | Lime area gaping | 12/20/17 | | Nofapping affirmative action school cafeteria | 12/21/17 | | shimmering location | 12/28/17 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 01/12/18 | | Self-absorbed Frum Pit Psychic | 12/20/17 | | shimmering location | 12/26/17 | | Spectacular lavender locus | 12/26/17 | | shimmering location | 12/26/17 | | Nofapping affirmative action school cafeteria | 12/26/17 | | shimmering location | 01/02/18 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 01/02/18 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 01/02/18 | | shimmering location | 01/02/18 | | motley trust fund | 01/02/18 | | Spectacular lavender locus | 02/10/18 | | seedy heaven lettuce | 01/02/18 | | shimmering location | 01/02/18 | | Bat shit crazy exciting forum karate | 01/02/18 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 01/11/18 | | Ivory address | 01/02/18 | | shimmering location | 04/03/18 | | black senate mood | 04/14/18 | | underhanded roommate corner | 04/23/18 | | galvanic den | 01/03/18 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 01/11/18 | | galvanic den | 01/12/18 | | Spectacular lavender locus | 02/10/18 | | amber drunken whorehouse | 04/14/18 | | shimmering location | 04/23/18 | | Sapphire Set | 01/26/19 | | Lime area gaping | 01/11/18 | | shimmering location | 09/15/18 | | galvanic den | 12/12/18 | | bull headed flesh garrison incel | 04/30/18 | | shimmering location | 09/15/18 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 11/20/18 | | galvanic den | 12/12/18 | | Electric Internet-worthy Library Weed Whacker | 11/20/18 | | shimmering location | 11/24/18 | | galvanic den | 12/12/18 | | shimmering location | 01/26/19 | | peach violent chapel nibblets | 12/16/18 | | underhanded roommate corner | 12/16/18 | | shimmering location | 10/03/22 | | amber drunken whorehouse | 12/16/18 | | black senate mood | 11/24/18 | | shimmering location | 12/23/18 | | Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge | 01/26/19 | | zombie-like nursing home | 12/16/18 | | shimmering location | 12/20/19 | | arousing church brethren | 12/23/18 | | shimmering location | 07/10/23 | | pungent soul-stirring house | 11/13/19 | | Histrionic pink spot dragon | 12/27/19 | | Milky titillating dysfunction idiot | 07/10/23 |
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Date: July 24th, 2017 3:44 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as Girls und Panzer. An anime set in a world where "tankery" (simulated combat in World War II tanks) is a high school sport associated with femininity and where girls who aren't an expert in World War II tanks are considered unmarriageable.
The story follows a shitty ghetto HS that tries to become much better at the high school tankery circuit.
this is a representative 30 second excerpt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE03bQTjfzA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33844748) |
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Date: July 24th, 2017 4:36 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the manga drawing career of ABGRUND.
Abgrund was this hentai artist known for drawing hentais almost exclusively focused on fembois getting FUCKED by Halfordian-type alphas bros.
She had a successful run doing this, but then she drew this fan hentai about this manga called "Prunus Girl". Prunus Girl was a light-hearted high school comedy romance about a guy who promised to marry his childhood friend and then at a reunion 10 years later realized "oh wait my fiance is a man. uhhh should I still tap that???"
The problem was that this hentai was a CUCKOLD porn where the MC gets CUCKED by some BIGDICKED CHAD stretching his friends anus and genetically altering his brain structure. Deranged MAF fans barraged Abgrund with DEATH THREATS in response to this CUCKING.
As a result, the poor woman decided to reorientate her career towards drawing exclusively STRAIGHT cuckold hentai, which I guess didn't bother anyone.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33845184) |
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Date: July 24th, 2017 4:40 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as AKB0048, an anime created to promote the Japanese girl pop idol group AKB48. Coincidentally, their producer is the head of the 2020 Olympics opening ceremony committee.
AKB0048 is a space opera set in a dystopian universe where the oppressive government has outlawed J-pop idol music and where a bunch of girls end up finding clips of old J-pop idol music. They then go on to create an idol group of their own and overthrowing the Galactic Empire by doing J-pop dance routines or something.
this is a pretty representative clip of the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYJEgOdRhuI
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33845228) |
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Date: July 24th, 2017 4:50 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the villain of Yu-Gi-Oh GX, the most widely acclaimed member of the Yugioh franchise.
The big bad of Yugioh GX is a character named Yubel. Yubel was a Yugioh card that fell in unrequited love with the protagonist, but that the protagonist lost because his yugioh card was basically KILLING people he beat in duels. Apparently, she/he (Yubel is half-male, half-female) traces back tens of thousands of years to an ancient intergalactic Empire (called the Martin Empire) that controlled the universe through the power of Yugioh cards. Coincidentally, Yubel was used by some distant ancestor of the MC. She/he was exposed to Cthulu (called the Light of Destruction) and made evil or something.
Due to being themselves a Yugioh card, Yubel is able to crush most of the MC's ally duelists and threaten the existence of the universe, but the MC is able to defeat Yubel in a duel and save the universe by telling Yubel that he also loves it back and then playing the fusion-card in Yugioh in order to permanently fuse their souls together.
thus the world is saved.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33845292) |
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Date: July 24th, 2017 4:55 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the SEXUAL HISTORY of Ash Ketchum.
Ash of course, is so dedicated to capturing and training Pokemon, that he has pretty consistently SHUNNED the temptation of slime.
Only two exceptions exist to this.
Early in the first season, he appears vaguely attracted to this chick, but it is revealed that she is CRUEL to Pokemon and disgusted, he firmly sets her onto the righteous path.
The final exception came in Pokémon Heroes, the 5th released Pokemon movie, set in Alto Mare, basically a Pokemon version of Venice. While lost and raining, Ash ends up finding this alluring chick and they actually make out.
Of course, it is revealed that the chick in question is actually a disguised/illusioned up version of LATIAS, a legendary Pokemon. XO Ash would never be tempted by disgusting SLIME.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33845329) |
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Date: July 24th, 2017 5:17 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the Secret Devil-Chan, a comedy romance series.
The MC is your typical 16 y/o loser NOWAG who is DETERMINED to lose his virginity. However, every attempt IRL basically fails miserably. As a result, he rationally assesses his options and decides this only option is to make a PACT WITH SATAN to lose his v-card. While sacrificing tons of things, he specifies in his contract with Satan that he wants a cute devil with red-hair and wings to take his v-card.
The ritual actually succeeds. However, he failed to specify the gender of the devil. So now he is fleeing, trying to protect his own chastity from the devil.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33845489) |
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Date: July 24th, 2017 5:20 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as My Balls, also a comedy romance.
The main character is your typical NOWAG loser except he manages to cross streams with Satan. IE, his piss stream literally smacks into Satan's interdimensional soul transfer stream.
Now Satan is trapped in his testicles and demons are emerging from hell in order to force him to CUM (and feel like SHIT afterwards) to free Satan, while angels are swarming in, trying to blueball him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33845517) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 12:37 AM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the incredibly convoluted family tree in the "School Days" anime game series and its spin-offs. There are so many things wrong with this tree, I don't think you can spot them all.
https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/4/49388/2668856-1343105061510.jpg
The most ridiculous character is Tomaru Sawagoe, who has 16 children with his daughter. He also impregnates his grand-grand-grand-granddaughter.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33856700) |
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Date: July 27th, 2017 1:01 AM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the backstory of ShindoL.
ShindoL is one of the most infamous hentai artists in the world, largely because everything he draws is notably disturbing. He is especially known for this extremely long series of his about this light-hearted children's cartoon, where the main characters all get BLACKED and then become single mothers. IIRC, the story ends on a 14 year old giving birth on drugs in a public bathroom and having a mental breakdown as she tries to flush her baby down the toilet.
Not only is ShindoL actually an AMERICAN (who has managed to make it big in Japan), but he was probably schoolmates with DVP (they overlapped at the same high school from at least what we know about DVP's backstory).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33864351) |
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Date: July 27th, 2017 1:07 AM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the Legend of Koizumi.
The legend of koizumi is an anime set in a world where political leaders settle all disputes through mah-jong battles (an Asian gambling game).
the story starts off with George Bush and Putin wagering carriers on the results of the game. however, it escalates because apparently Hitler survived and fled to the MOON where he established a FOURTH REICH and turned all the top Nazis into immortal beings who are also apparently really good at Mah-Jong. the leaders of Earth are forced to band together in order to defeat Hitler in a gambling game.
the PEAK scene is where Pope Benedict is playing a game with Hitler for the fate of Europe and it is revealed that they were actually childhood friends until Hitler turned to a PATH OF EVIL.
Pope Benedict summons the power of JESUS to defeat Hitler, but before Hitler totally collapses, he goes Super Saiyan (has a power up where his hair turns blond and an aura makes his hair stick up like super saiyans in dragon ball Z). except in this universe, Hitler's super saiyan power is called his "SUPER ARYAN" mode. Pope Benedict then sacrifices himself to prevent Hitler's SUPER ARYAN mode from wiping out Earth.
i have posted the scene below.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/095/170/80c.jpg
https://i.stack.imgur.com/wbZUl.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33864397) |
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Date: July 27th, 2017 1:13 AM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as Sword Art Online, Chapter 16.5.
Sword Art Online is very likely the most popular anime of the last decade. it's impact cannot be understated, as something like millions of Americans have actually seen this show.
Sword Art Online was originally a novel written by a guy named Reki Kawahara, who is basically this Japanese dude who looks like Arthur Chu and is now a mega-celebrity. He's a multi-millionaire and autograph lines have been known to go on for more than twelve hours.
Chapter 16.5 was Kawahara's attempt to write a porn/sex scene between the two main characters. The problem with 16.5, is that at the time, Kawahara apparently didn't really know how sex works. He infamously wrote about "a years worth of semen endlessly glopping" into a character for over a minute.
the term "a years worth of semen endlessly glopping" is now used by anime hipsters to mock "normies" who enjoy popular shows
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33864436) |
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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:58 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as one of the climactic scenes in the anime/manga GATE.
the Japanese government quickly realizes that American agents are engaged in covert action against Japanese aggression (in a weird fantasy world)...because one of the agents sabotaging them is BLACK.
and as the Prime Minister of Japan notes, only one country allows black people into its army: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
pic related
http://img.batoto.net/comics/2013/04/02/g/read515a6c962a3a7/img000019.png
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33868261) |
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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:12 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as ore ga doutei wo sutetara shinu ken ni tsuite. an action/horror manga.
basically, the story is about a CHAD who goes to a school reunion and gets MURDERED/STRANGLED by a MAF classmate who hates the CHAD for basically having shitloads of sex.
however, instead of dying immediately, he is sent back into time and he immediately endeavors to PREVENT his own death through the only logical way: stalking his past self and cock-blocking himself over and over again
this is played entirely straight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33868352) |
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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:23 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the anime and video game Akiba's Trip.
Akiba's Trip is a modern-day urban fantasy and action show set in the akihabara district of Tokyo. which is currently being plagued by cursed vampires who prey on humans.
the main protagonist learns the ultimate martial art that allows him to defeat vampires - by forcibly stripping them, you increase their exposure to the sunlight which then destroys their vampiric powers/urges.
here's a good representative clip of the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2DLEHpeGUA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33868416) |
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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as Seikon no Qwaser, an amazing anime based on Eastern Orthodoxy.
seikon no qwaser is about a guy who attends an Eastern Orthodox high school in Japan, but the school becomes a battle zone because an ancient secret society wants to acquire a powerful Orthodox icon of Jesus hidden in the school.
The MC then has to master the secret society's unique magic, which is powered by drinking human breast milk. so in order to save the icon of Jesus, MC needs to basically convince his VERY SKEPTICAL classmates to let him suck from their breasts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33871951) |
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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:20 PM Author: shimmering location
Whoops forgot about this thread.
I rate you as SPOTTED FLOWER.
Spotted Flower is this comedy romance story about a geeky newlywed couple. It's by a fairly famous author.
The woman is pregnant and it's just a slice of life about the two living happily with each other.
Oddly though, the guy seems to get more and more depressed.
Fairly late into the story, she ends up going on a coffee date with her CHAD friend from HS who MC is pretty sure PUMPED AND DUMPED her in HS. When she shows up late, he naturally assumed he is being CUCKED.
Coincidentally, he soon after also meets a friend from HS who is a TRANNY. And he gets drunk with him/her and they end up trying to FUCK but due to his sadness and drunkenness, he is limp and gets ANALLY FUCKED by the tranny. Now he is suicidally wracked by guilt.
Btw this started out as a romantic comedy about a geek and his new pregnant wife.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33925408) |
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Date: October 31st, 2017 11:46 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the DICK PICTURE references in the manga WataMote.
Watamote is a manga (now anime) about a painfully autist/socially awkward high school girl. This was a relatively obscure manga until 4chan discovered it and started ordering it in the thousands.
they also repeatedly spammed the author with dick pictures on her twitter account.
she apparently thought this was absolutely hilarious to get thousands of dick pics from random foreigners and sometimes references it in her work.
the manga is now very popular in both japan and america and it recieved an anime adaptation
http://i3.mangareader.net/its-not-my-fault-that-im-not-popular/120/its-not-my-fault-that-im-not-popular-9734527.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34576343) |
Date: July 27th, 2017 12:59 AM Author: arousing church brethren
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hilarious thread to read at work
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#33864338) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 12:07 AM Author: Sooty Outnumbered Yarmulke Indian Lodge
Other provocative statements include his claim that there is no written proof that Adolf Hitler was aware of the Holocaust.[23] He also stated that the difference between rape and consensual sex is very subtle.[23] He further claimed that: "there is a hypothesis that the attitudes of men are passed to women by way of the semen which penetrates the tissue... now when contraceptives are much more in use, the women become much more independent".[11] During the 2012 Summer Paralympics, Korwin-Mikke wrote that the general public should "not see the disabled on television".[24] In 2007 he set up the "Individual Development Foundation" which helps disabled people develop their skills in chess.[25][26] He proposed that the European Commission's Berlaymont building would be better used as a brothel.[13][27] In regard to welfare, he believes that "if someone gives money to an unemployed person, he should have his hand cut off because he is destroying the morale of the people".[11]
Korwin-Mikke's private life has been a subject of much controversy, especially within right-wing circles, as he has been married three times and has eight children by four women.
He civilly married his first wife, Ewa Mieczkowska, in 1966, divorcing in 1973. They had two children: Ryszard (born 1968) and Krzysztof (born 1971).
In 1973 he started a relationship with Małgorzata Szmit, with whom he had three children: Kacper (born 1974), Jacek (born 1977) and Zuzanna (born 1982); they married in a Catholic ceremony in 1993. While still married to Szmit, he fathered three illegitimate children in adulterous affairs: Korynna (born 1983), Nadzieja (born 2011) and Karol (born 2013).
In 2016, he married Dominika Sibiga, the former "Miss UPR" and the mother of his two youngest children, who is 44 years his junior
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34576490) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 12:29 AM Author: galvanic den
He also stated that the difference between rape and consensual sex is very subtle.[23] He further claimed that: "there is a hypothesis that the attitudes of men are passed to women by way of the semen which penetrates the tissue... now when contraceptives are much more in use, the women become much more independent".
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34576642) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 12:10 AM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the manga Kuso Miso Technique - which translates into "Shit Piss Technique". The plot synopsis is below.
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Masaki Michishita, a "typical guy" enrolled in preparatory school, is running to the park washroom when he spots a man wearing a jumpsuit sitting on a nearby bench. The man, Takakazu Abe, then unzips his jumpsuit and exposes his penis, asking Masaki, "Shall we do it?" (yaranaika). They then proceed to the washroom and have sexual intercourse. When Abe is performing fellatio on Michishita, Michishita could not hold his bladder and accidentally urinated in Abe's mouth. Abe then suggested that Michishita should empty his bladder in Abe during anal sex, and Michishita did so. When it is Michishita's turn to be on the receiving end, Michishita let his rectum loose and defecated on Abe's penis, much to the dismay of Abe and the embarrassment of a middle-aged man walking by, who was overhearing their conversation: "But you never know, it might be fun to do it covered in shit."
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this manga obviously became a massive internet meme. their faces during poop-anal are regularly photoshopped on unrelated pictures, especially if a man is standing behind another man. such as this. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/867/162/302.png
also, someone released a musical rendition of the entire manga. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtKEHUb8LPA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34576502) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 12:14 AM Author: shimmering location
speaking of THE WEST, I rate you as BILLY HERRINGTON.
Billy Herrington is a former American porn star known for starring in Lords Of The Locker Room, HotMen CoolBoyz, Flesh Trap, Naked Muscles, and other hits. He won one award during the Adult Erotic Gay Video Awards.
several of his films have been remixed into songs in Japan. this is one of his films remixed with "Take on Me" by aha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqOcoU7aoFM
this is a music video some Herrington fans made, except with him in the racing anime Initial D.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doNJ1qrhMQI
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34576527) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:35 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the Conservative Party of Canada leadership election of 2017. It is held at a party convention, like if the RNC and DNC were always contested.
It was notably held in the same building on the same day as Anime North, the largest anime convention in Canada. Confusion spread as attendees to both events often went to the wrong event.
The media had a field day. http://nationalpost.com/news/politics/we-asked-eight-cosplayers-for-their-thoughts-on-the-conservative-leadership-race
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34584632) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:39 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as Bernie Sanders accidentally walking into a weird performance by several furries at Anime Boston in 2017.
https://mobile.twitter.com/broderick/status/848586734640263168?lang=en
Sanders is of course familiar with furries, because his campaign manager in the 2016 primaries was a Game Store manager before he became Bernie's campaign chief.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34584670) |
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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:10 AM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as Katawa Shoujo.
Japanese hentai artist raita drew a sketch of various disabled girls and how they could fit into a theoritical hentai game.
http://shimmie.katawa-shoujo.com/image/1.jpg
a bunch of guy son 4chan then basically decided to turn it into an actual game. they actually turned it into a full-fledged video game. it's actually pretty decent.
interestingly, most of the backgrounds in the game are of various sites on the campus of Brown University, where one of the developers went to school.
you can download it here. https://www.katawa-shoujo.com/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34640593) |
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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:18 AM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the Korean hotpot meme in the Pet Girl of Sakurasou.
Sakurasou is about a guy who lives in a college dormitory whe a genuinely full-on autist chick decides to move into the dorm. it's a romantic comedy.
randomly in the anime, one of the character decided to make a Korean hotpot. In the source material, it was just a normal hot pot. Some internet people suggested it was an attempt to FORCEMEME Korean culture and others responded with endless jokes and fan-comics featuring faceless Korean dudes coming in and raping/cucking everyone.
now, Korean hotpot = a cuckolding-themed meme joke
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34640613) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 5:46 PM Author: shimmering location
i rate you as the "itasha" phenomenom. ita means itai (pain) and sha means car. this refers to the social pain one suffers when they drive itashas.
itashas are just cars decorated with elaborate decals of their owners favorite waifu. like this. https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/itasha-heaven-odaiba.png
if I ever get a car, I will decorate it with tons of itasha decals and then use it for uber.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34687200) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 5:05 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the main character in Saitama Chainsaw Shoujo, an asian chick with cowboy boots in her background.
MC is a Japanese schoolgirl who is very well-placed to defend the Earth from alien invaders because her maternal grandfather was actually from Texas. And as a soldier in the Confederate Army, he practiced "Confederate and Texas martial arts" (what the manga calls it), which was using chainsaw kung fu to cut union soldiers up. there's a scene of him doing this in cowboy boots.
Because her family has passed down the ancient traditions of Texan martial arts, she has inherited his proficiency with chainsaw martial arts and uses it to fight the aliens.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34733927) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 5:10 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the plot twist in the famous anime Attack on Titan, which is now on netflix.
Attack on Titan is about a bunch of scrappy kids getting drafted into the redshirt army to fight off giant human-eating monsters called Titans. However, the main character gains the ability to transform between being a human and Titan.
Later in the story, it is revealed that the Nazis won World War II by transforming all the Jews into human-eating titans and that all the characters are descendants of German soldiers lost in Madagascar (where the Nazis dropped off surplus Jews).
The source of the main character's power is that he's actually a Mischling (part-jewish) and thus can transform between his human-form and Jewish-form when he or his loved ones are threatened.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34733971) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:09 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as Hatoful Boyfriend, the Japanese anime dating sim where you play as a girl who is accepted into a prestigious academy...and all of the boys you can date are pigeons!
a picture of gameplay: http://www.heypoorplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-18_00009.jpg
daily reminder that AZNgirls would rather date pigeons than NOWAGs!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34748268) |
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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:53 PM Author: shimmering location
rating you as Kantai Collection
Kantai collection is an online card game where all the cards are anime girl WW2 battleships and you lead them to victory against the USA and shit.
this is a good picture that describes it. https://static.zerochan.net/Kantai.Collection.full.1645050.jpg
it's incredibly popular and has TONS of porn about it. In fact, when you google many Japanese battleships, you don't even get pictures of the ships anymore - only the anime girl in the game.
it has 3 million players, a movie, and a tv series now
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34890953) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: shimmering location
rating you as premise of the straight as FUKKKKK hentai dating sim game SWEET POOL.
sweet pool features a young student at a Catholic high school who comes down with a disease and is hospitalized for a year. after getting better, he finds out that he has begun SHITING OUT giant clumps of MEAT instead of poop.
several extremely possessive and DOMINANT ALPHAdudes start to fight with each other over him, either because they want to JAM THEIR FUCKSTICKS up his BOIHOLE, because they want to CONSUME the meat coming out of his boihole, or because they want to do BOTH. one of them is part of a satanic cult that thinks the consumption of his BOIHOLE meat and ravaging of his boihole can ressurrect satan. another is a holy warrior for the catholic church
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34914109) |
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Date: December 20th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the video game Ar Tonelico 3.
AT3 was the third in a well-respected JRPG sci-fi series based on quasi-scientific musical magic set in a fairly decayed civilization clinging to survival on failing sky continents (built by smarter ancestors). rpg battle is part action RPG hack and slash and part rhythm game.
The third game uses the full power of the Playstation 3 to bring the goodies. using the argument that the singing magic is actually powered on advanced photovoltaic solar power, players can only power up their attacks by forcing their singers to strip. because it is partly a rhythm game, succeeding at the rhythm section allows you to strip them in slow-mo
it is a 180 game.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#34970599) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:46 AM Author: shimmering location
rating you as 40hara. a relatively famous doujin artist that I generally like. he has two major series. one is prominent now, the other is XO.
one is called "i want to be shown panties by a disgusted face" - which is just an artbook series of women with exposed panties giving disgusted looks towards the viewer.it has recently gotten an anime adaption so he's hitting it big.
he has another similar spin-off, which is even better. it's called "i want to impregnate a women with a disgusted face". it's a series about a 5'6 NOWAG in a world where a plague renders all other men infertile. the UN creates a government agency to save humanity by making him impregnate women, but pretty much all women globally are disgusted and repulsed with the idea of touching a 5'6 NOWAG. so the government employees have to be the ones to volunteer and they do so with looks of utter disgust and hatred
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#35061178) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2018 12:00 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the ending of the manga PRISON SCHOOL, a 277 chapter, 12,000 page behemoth of a story. ultimately, it features the blossoming love story of the MC and his high school sweetheart and how he's forced to make hilariously machiavellian plans to defeat a world conspiring so that the two of them don't get together.
In the second-last chapter, he confesses to his love interest and she gladly accepts!
In the last chapter, a spurned psycho stalker of his and mutual friend of the love interest, who is obsessed with his urine, attacks just after initially accepting their relationship attacks by pulling his pants down. the twist is revealed - he has been wearing the panties of stalkerchick for WEEKS (while she has been wearing HIS boxers). also MC is FULLY ERECT in her panties. in shock, he loses control of his bladder and pisses all over psycho chick as she orgasms (due to her piss obsession).
the story then timeskips to the love interest girl still being clearly traumatized. that's the ending.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#35062892) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2018 7:27 PM Author: shimmering location
I rate you as the sexualization of the flat earth movement.
After the flat earth thing started becoming a meme, many weebs responded by drawing flat earth-themed anime girls, claiming that the people claiming that "earth-chan" was flat (aka having TINY BOOBS) were bullying her
https://pics.me.me/im-not-flat-shuuzo3-dont-bully-earth-chan-29672616.png
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#35756242) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 3:14 PM Author: shimmering location
rating you as Pokemon X&Y accurately describing modern politics.
Basically, the new Pokemon region is based off America. And because it is America, it is filled with anti-social gangbangers who are causing riots, attacking people, constantly stealing stuff, etc. etc. You know, like you know whos. They form the primary "antagonists" of the game.
However, it is revealed halfway through that as low IQ thugs, they are not really capable of organizing themselves. Instead, they are being secretly run by the leaders of major tech companies (aka GC) and you have to stop them!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#35902195) |
Date: January 11th, 2018 9:35 AM Author: Lime area gaping
what are your thoughts on these reverse weeaboos?
https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony_ja/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#35131445) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:43 PM Author: shimmering location
I've actually posted on there before.
rating you as the fan-favorite romance option in the wildly popular video game, Persona 5, Sadayo Kawakami. She consistently comes either first or second in the romance popularity polls (neck at neck with a girl named Makoto)
anyways, Sadayo is your homeroom teacher in high school the way you unlock Sadayo's romance is that your bro-friends from high school thinks its HILARIOUS to hire a random HOOKER. when she arrives onto the scene, your friends flee like beta fags, leaving you alone with the hooker. and you awkwardly recognize each other.
for 5000 yen, you can keep rehiring her every night in order to level up your social link.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#36815470) |
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Date: November 24th, 2018 11:57 AM Author: shimmering location
rating you as the femboi astolfo
astolfo is a character from the Song of Roland, a French epic about Charlemagne.
astolfo is also a character from the anime fate/apocrypha and notably a famous and beloved femboi. his boipussy is a subject of this alpha screenshot.
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3977200&mc=48&forum_id=2#36053134
because of the popularity of astolfo (he is one of the most popular cosplays out there), the anime femboi is now the ONLY thing you get when you google search Astolfo
https://abload.de/img/screenshot_2017-12-13w5seg.png
a picture of the historical astolfo doesn't even show up in the first page of google image search
https://i.imgur.com/fNCmR4a.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#37291838) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2018 2:47 AM Author: shimmering location
rating you as the mother cuckold subgenre in Japanese porn.
for some strange reason, alpha bros cuckolding your mother is a very common trope in Japanese pornography. it tends to over-emphasize how close the sons/mothers are and then to sexualize that relationship.
then it has the mom completely BLOWN OUT in front of the son while he masturbates and becomes a cuckold to his mom and unknown third guy. just a very ambitious crossover between cuckoldry and incest and milf porn.
amazingly, one of the leading pioneers of the mother cuckold subgenre is a 42 y-o Japanese woman by the pseudonym Hana Hook. being her son sounds like it would be 18000.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#37456572) |
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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM Author: shimmering location
rating you as onani master kurosawa, a coming of life/thriller manga, where the main character basically does like Splinter Cell, Oceans' Eleven infiltration of his local school in order to masturbate on the clothes of female classmates who annoy him.
he has a fat geeky friend and he crushes after this girl, except for some strange reason his fat friend actually has a MONSTERCOCK and completely BLOWS OUT his crush's holes. he hooks up with a psycho girl who has him jack off on more girl's possessions until he becomes a local hidden menace.
at the end, he actually becomes a normie and dates the first girl whose stuff he jacked off on (a super slutty chick who annoyed him at first for being slutty but actually is a chill person)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#39300174) |
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Date: July 10th, 2023 12:35 AM Author: shimmering location
rating you as sweet pool, a wholesome video game set in an all-boys catholic high school, where the main character, youji sakiyama, inexplicably starts shitting out giant pieces of meat from his ass.
his classmates begin an all-out BRAWL for the privilege to eat his ass meat and shove their cocks into his ass.
this has something to do with jesus or something.
i have one of 8 limited edition special copies of the game and I previously cosplayed as the character (with fake meat dripping out of my ass). my gf insisted nobody would recognize me - a girl ran up to me within 10 minutes of me entering the convention and said it was her favorite video game since 9th grade and she was so excited someone else played the game.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3683664&forum_id=2#46530174) |
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