Bitcoin, Ethereum and Tezos walk into a bar
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Date: August 18th, 2017 9:52 AM Author: garnet appetizing set
Bitcoin goes straight for the hottest chick by the bar, buys shots, and begins to work on her. He's a brute force kinda guy, more of the tried and true path, if you will. Ethereum and tezos hang back together. After surveying the bar, ETH asks TEZ, "want to go take a piss and strategize?" "why not?" tezos says with a disinterested French accent. They walk into the bathroom, both approach the urinal and ethereum pulls out a respectable 5.5 incher, "i'm a grower," he boasts. Tezos is now reluctant, his size has gotten him into trouble before. He but pulls out a 7.5 inch flaccid cock. The thing is thick as fuck, very aesthetic. "I think bitcoin is going to struggle to govern himself tonight," says tezos. Ethereum nods, "most definitely, he's limited by his confidence. He has first mover advantage but lacks strategy and execution, seems limited by his strictly transactional nature." "Agreed" says tezos.
As ETH and TEZ shake the final drops of piss out of their cocks, two asian cryptos, NEO and QTUM, walk out of a stall together, NEO proudly, and QTUM staggering out, wiping his lips of NEO cum. All of a sudden QTUM spots Tezos' huge mother fucking cock and out of pure instinct drops to his knees and begins sucking it like a champ while NEO drops his pants and bends over the sink, pulling his g-string to the side and looking back at ETH, "show me the moon, daddy."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3704909&forum_id=2#34018070) |
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