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It would be easy as fuck to make a killing in landscaping. Rate this idea ITT

You drive around nice neighborhoods and see a landscaper wor...
Laughsome Office
  08/23/17
All this does is give some market penetration. It won't let ...
Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic
  08/23/17
Yes, you would make $ on volume
Laughsome Office
  08/23/17
You don't think people are going to figure out what's going ...
Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic
  08/23/17
Nope
Laughsome Office
  08/23/17
Good luck trying to rip off "Russo's Landscaping" ...
Cruel-hearted Bat-shit-crazy Scourge Upon The Earth Step-uncle's House
  08/23/17
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Ebony kitty cat
  08/23/17
We dont have italians on the west coast (PBUH)
Laughsome Office
  08/23/17
Won't work. Many homeowners have a relationship with the lan...
Chocolate bat shit crazy travel guidebook
  08/23/17
Lol its some generic hispanic they maybe see once a month
Laughsome Office
  08/23/17
no the guy who heads the crews has a relationship with clien...
territorial glittery library ratface
  08/23/17
Flame
Laughsome Office
  08/23/17
also have sex with him
Cobalt old irish cottage
  08/23/17
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Bateful sexy lettuce hunting ground
  08/23/17
The homeowners I know all recognize their landscaping guy.
greedy ruby pistol brethren
  08/23/17
*gets legs broken*
pale pervert meetinghouse
  08/23/17
This. OP thinks this is fucking Leave it to Beaver America.
abusive heaven macaca
  08/23/17
Ljl landscapers are all 4 foot tall hondurans
Laughsome Office
  08/23/17
Do u think u can take on an army of weed whacker wielding Oo...
Confused Bearded Bawdyhouse
  08/23/17
*and thrown into wood chipper
boyish shrine
  08/23/17
Better idea: mass mail a bunch of fake property tax bills.
Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic
  08/23/17
mail fraud bro. feds will come after you
boyish shrine
  08/23/17
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Laughsome Office
  08/23/17
Do it by hand. Drop it on the door step, therefore circumven...
Confused Bearded Bawdyhouse
  08/23/17
feds HATE him
boyish shrine
  08/23/17
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Laughsome Office
  08/23/17
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Cobalt old irish cottage
  08/23/17
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greedy ruby pistol brethren
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  08/24/17
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Motley native gaping
  08/24/17
Put them in the mailboxes yourself, looks to be a loophole i...
Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic
  08/23/17
(guy scattering fake property bill fliers all over the groun...
boyish shrine
  08/23/17
Just waiting for TAXPIGEONS to pick them and fly back to.me ...
Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic
  08/23/17
I believe those cluster mailboxes are the property of USPS.
Cobalt old irish cottage
  08/23/17
Read the statute FAGGOT. It requires placing something in a ...
Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic
  08/23/17


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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Office

You drive around nice neighborhoods and see a landscaper working, get his number and call pretending to be the homeowner and "cancel" your service.

Then call the homeowner pretending to be the landscaper and say you sold your business and their service will continue but they'll get a new bill. Just find out their current rate and match it

Pay these pirate landscaper crews a % of profits and watch the $ roll in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052567)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic

All this does is give some market penetration. It won't let you "make a killing on landscaping" because your profit margin is still the same as the last guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052592)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Office

Yes, you would make $ on volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052597)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic

You don't think people are going to figure out what's going on by the time you have "volume"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052621)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Office

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052647)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Bat-shit-crazy Scourge Upon The Earth Step-uncle's House

Good luck trying to rip off "Russo's Landscaping" in New Jersey bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052615)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Ebony kitty cat



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Laughsome Office

We dont have italians on the west coast (PBUH)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052658)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Chocolate bat shit crazy travel guidebook

Won't work. Many homeowners have a relationship with the landscaping lead. They'll want to hear about the cancellation directly from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052608)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Laughsome Office

Lol its some generic hispanic they maybe see once a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052614)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: territorial glittery library ratface

no the guy who heads the crews has a relationship with clients. the housewives refer to him by first name, discuss their big ideas for the gardenias with him, often use the same guy for years etc...

source: worked in landscaping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052892)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Office

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052905)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Cobalt old irish cottage

also have sex with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052916)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Bateful sexy lettuce hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052941)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: greedy ruby pistol brethren

The homeowners I know all recognize their landscaping guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052923)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: pale pervert meetinghouse

*gets legs broken*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052638)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: abusive heaven macaca

This. OP thinks this is fucking Leave it to Beaver America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052645)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Office

Ljl landscapers are all 4 foot tall hondurans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052651)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Confused Bearded Bawdyhouse

Do u think u can take on an army of weed whacker wielding Oompa Loompas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052671)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: boyish shrine

*and thrown into wood chipper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052654)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic

Better idea: mass mail a bunch of fake property tax bills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052659)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: boyish shrine

mail fraud bro. feds will come after you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052664)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Laughsome Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052666)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Confused Bearded Bawdyhouse

Do it by hand. Drop it on the door step, therefore circumventing the poastal service entirely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052683)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: boyish shrine

feds HATE him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052687)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052701)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Cobalt old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052920)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: greedy ruby pistol brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: Tan hairless cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34053160)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic factory reset button trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34060001)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Motley native gaping



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic

Put them in the mailboxes yourself, looks to be a loophole in the statute. A lot of residential areas have 100+ mailboxes all together in a tight cluster. You're golden if you can wedge the property taxes in through a crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052691)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: boyish shrine

(guy scattering fake property bill fliers all over the ground like birdseed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052696)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic

Just waiting for TAXPIGEONS to pick them and fly back to.me with money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052837)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Cobalt old irish cottage

I believe those cluster mailboxes are the property of USPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052922)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crackhouse psychic

Read the statute FAGGOT. It requires placing something in a depository TO BE DELIVERED BY THE POSTAL SERVICE or a private or commercial interstate carrier. No mail carrier no mail fraud.

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Whoever, having devised or intending to devise any scheme or artifice to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, or to sell, dispose of, loan, exchange, alter, give away, distribute, supply, or furnish or procure for unlawful use any counterfeit or spurious coin, obligation, security, or other article, or anything represented to be or intimated or held out to be such counterfeit or spurious article, for the purpose of executing such scheme or artifice or attempting so to do, places in any post office or authorized depository for mail matter, any matter or thing whatever to be sent or delivered by the Postal Service, or deposits or causes to be deposited any matter or thing whatever to be sent or delivered by any private or commercial interstate carrier, or takes or receives therefrom, any such matter or thing, or knowingly causes to be delivered by mail or such carrier according to the direction thereon, or at the place at which it is directed to be delivered by the person to whom it is addressed, any such matter or thing, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052954)