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PDDJ's "Jewish" Sister Getting Married On Saturday. Shabbat = No Photos
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:55 PM Author: copper shivering french chef her wedding is on a saturday.
pddj and i aren't allowed to be in any photos on shabbat. how do we handle this? |
Date: October 24th, 2017 8:56 PM Author: flatulent garrison famous landscape painting Change the time zone on your phone's so it really isn't shabbat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521825) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:57 PM Author: copper shivering french chef doesnt work like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521829) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:51 AM Author: Stimulating Hell Fat Ankles Yeah, you need to get a shabbos goy to change the timezone for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523776) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: copper shivering french chef still doesnt work. jew bros in northern europe tried that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524766) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:05 PM Author: Passionate lettuce lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521893) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM Author: adventurous greedy cuck stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523075) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:41 AM Author: buck-toothed anal stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523684) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:20 PM Author: Tripping twisted property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527430) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:57 PM Author: Carnelian ungodly rehab laser beams Make an exception. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521828) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:58 PM Author: copper shivering french chef it's not my exception to make. we'd have to consult an ortho rabbi. i dunno what they'd say. this comes up not infrequently among families where there's differing levels of observance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521835) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:01 PM Author: Carnelian ungodly rehab laser beams Has to be okay for family unity.
Sister also have PDDs? |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:01 PM Author: copper shivering french chef nope. B's and huge ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521868) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:04 PM Author: Carnelian ungodly rehab laser beams Hm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521888) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: copper shivering french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522809) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:54 AM Author: Frozen Library huge in a good way or a bad way? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523136) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:00 AM Author: copper shivering french chef "good way" is incongruous with "huge ass" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523168) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:45 AM Author: Frozen Library low T bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523510) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:00 PM Author: sapphire boyish dog poop heaven recall that your Iron Age war god isn't real and therefore there's no reason not to be in photos on a Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521857) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:05 PM Author: Passionate lettuce lay *trickster god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521897) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:08 PM Author: mewling aphrodisiac doctorate digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521913) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:09 PM Author: Slate Aromatic Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521918) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:21 PM Author: Tripping twisted property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527435) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: Flickering massive nibblets How about dropping your stupid make believe rules for a day so your soon to be wife and sister can make good memories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522816) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:51 PM Author: Exhilarant apoplectic giraffe site No it's 180 that DBG has to constantly suffer for his prole religion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522831) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM Author: copper shivering french chef pddj believes in these rules too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523079) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:49 PM Author: Curious university gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522824) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: Exhilarant apoplectic giraffe site God doesn't exist, idiot.
But it's 180 that jews have to endure a lifetime of ridiculous inconveniences for absolutely no reason. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: copper shivering french chef prevents us from excessive association with the goyim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523083) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: Floppy tattoo sketch artist
photoshop
body doubles
edit: you're going to be in pictures by virtue of being at the wedding. is this a specific intent crime kind of thing? |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM Author: copper shivering french chef any shabbat prohibition requires specific intent. if you're walking around mfh and a security camera records you, its not a violation. if you pose for a pic at a wedding, there's intent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523076) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: adventurous greedy cuck stead just don't pose and only appear in candids then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523088) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:46 AM Author: copper shivering french chef pddj is gonna be her sister's MOH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523104) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: Floppy tattoo so ending up in a picture that you didn't pose for is ok? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523090) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:46 AM Author: copper shivering french chef kind of yes.
you cant benefit from the photo. you cant hire a goy before shabbat to take candids of you on shabbat.
some photographer can happen to be taking pics of jews in jerusalem on shabbat and if you happen to be in it, it's not a problem. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:51 AM Author: Floppy tattoo does this stuff ever get frustrating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523124) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:01 AM Author: copper shivering french chef nah, it's liberating. shabbat is truly god's gift to the jewish people. not having to deal with GC bullshit for 1 day a week is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523178) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:05 AM Author: Insane half-breed nursing home So its not even a real problem, you are just doing this for the attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524842) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:07 AM Author: copper shivering french chef ^ ladies and gentlemen, the goy brain at work
ljl at your poor RC |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: hairraiser brilliant indian lodge hold a piece of glass in front of your face or whatever fraud jews normally play on their god in this situation
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:51 AM Author: Wine Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524730) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 AM Author: Learning disabled carmine wagecucks cruise ship Turn on a camera right before sundown, leave it running constantly, carry it around during the wedding, use stills for photos. Shabbat Camera! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522937) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:41 AM Author: copper shivering french chef you're not allowed to pose for photographs. it's not just the mechanical operation of the camera. it's coloring/dying, and writing/drawing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523070) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:48 AM Author: Learning disabled carmine wagecucks cruise ship What writing? The data is stored as a magnetic field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523112) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:50 AM Author: copper shivering french chef you're writing data to a memory card (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523121) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:33 AM Author: Learning disabled carmine wagecucks cruise ship just make sure it's SSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523459) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: adventurous greedy cuck stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523084) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: adventurous greedy cuck stead destroy photography equipment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523080) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 AM Author: Disrespectful poppy electric furnace Go but don't appear in any photos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523093) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:47 AM Author: copper shivering french chef pddj's gonna be her sister's MOH.
there's also the issue of walking to the venue. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:52 AM Author: Trip Mint Abode What is the penalty for willfully appearing in photos? Will bathing in the Ganges be enough to clear your souls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523131) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:00 AM Author: costumed rough-skinned mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523162) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:46 AM Author: talented yellow circlehead sandwich I'm here to give you a heter.
There you go. Be photographed. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: copper shivering french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524777) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:28 AM Author: judgmental jewess "My religion forbids me from appearing in photos on Saturday," the degenerate pedophile sodomizing a woman he isn't married to complained. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523659) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:38 AM Author: blue unholy church reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523678) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:43 AM Author: buck-toothed anal stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523692) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: house-broken provocative native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523803) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:52 AM Author: Awkward Bearded Spot People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524736) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:54 AM Author: Vibrant regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524747) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: copper shivering french chef i'll be married by then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524776) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:10 AM Author: Slate Aromatic Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524883) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:22 PM Author: Tripping twisted property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527442) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:45 PM Author: Shaky fiercely-loyal death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34596573) |
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Date: November 12th, 2017 7:20 PM Author: judgmental jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34670506) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:33 AM Author: diverse national security agency Even assuming God exists you seriously think He cares about this sort of utterly trivial stuff?
Just have your pictures taken to make the sister happy and if you're wracked with guilt just do a good work or two to compensate. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:53 AM Author: Stimulating Hell Fat Ankles Is there any basis to conclude from God's existence & properties he doesn't care about trivial stuff? I've heard this argument a lot, never thought it sound. Lots of powerful people are hung up on trivial rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523778) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Amber angry dysfunction a pretty shitty god who can't handle his humans all at once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524797) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:51 AM Author: Frozen Library anyone else see both "pddj" and "photos" in the same thread title and immediately go rock hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523774) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:57 AM Author: buck-toothed anal stage nah, i imagine her as being a fat woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523782) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:01 AM Author: Frozen Library can't be that fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523788) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:06 AM Author: buck-toothed anal stage lol bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523797) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM Author: Frozen Library i just need to KNOW FOR SURE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523810) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:55 AM Author: Awkward Bearded Spot People Who Are Hurt DBG sent a pic of her to Ironside with her face edited out. He said that her body was "mediocre" even though you could tell he was trying to be polite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524756) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:52 PM Author: Vibrant regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527217) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: copper shivering french chef she's not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524850) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Awkward Bearded Spot People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524740) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:10 AM Author: Wonderful Violet Stag Film Philosopher-king Then HOW IN THE FUCK do you POAST on Saturdays?
Fucking HYPOCRITE. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Frozen Library it's all about getting caught, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523802) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM Author: Wonderful Violet Stag Film Philosopher-king And watch TENNIS GRAND SLAMS on TELEVISION.
Fucking HYPOCRITE. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: copper shivering french chef when do i poast on saturdays? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524784) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:12 AM Author: house-broken provocative native When you snapped candids of all of those 10 year olds, was that on a Saturday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523805) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:12 AM Author: Stimulating Hell Fat Ankles pedophilia is a mitzvah permitted (in fact encouraged) on shabbos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523808) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: Awkward Bearded Spot People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524781) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: copper shivering french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524785) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: Tripping twisted property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527449) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:46 PM Author: Shaky fiercely-loyal death wish Well the 10 year olds aren't Jewish! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34596580) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM Author: house-broken provocative native Also, no wonder kikes make such good lawyers. Their whole religion is about finding exceptions to rules so that they can do what they want to do anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523811) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:14 AM Author: buck-toothed anal stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523815) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:15 PM Author: Topaz Roast Beef Stage "I remember how I did that. I remember it very well. My father’s family was super Orthodox. They came from a little shtetl somewhere in Russia. My father told me that they had regressed even beyond a medieval level. You couldn’t study Hebrew, you couldn’t study Russian. Mathematics was out of the question. We went to see them for the holidays. My grandfather had a long beard, I don’t think he knew he was in the United States. He spoke Yiddish and lived in a couple of blocks of his friends. We were there on Pesach, and I noticed that he was smoking.
So I asked my father, how could he smoke? There’s a line in the Talmud that says, ayn bein shabbat v’yom tov ela b’inyan achilah. I said, “How come he’s smoking?” He said, “Well, he decided that smoking is eating.” And a sudden flash came to me: Religion is based on the idea that God is an imbecile. He can’t figure these things out. If that’s what it is, I don’t want anything to do with it."
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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: offensive vivacious lodge preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34670935) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:53 PM Author: Deranged razzle-dazzle resort azn *god dings you at the heaven's gate because you forgot to get a reliance letter from a rabbi before going on that Philippines sex vacation* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527226) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:52 AM Author: Amber angry dysfunction trust me they scheduled it that day for the very reason you're trying to fight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524735) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:55 AM Author: Heady infuriating pit travel guidebook you're silly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524755) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: maniacal whorehouse legend Explain your situation to her sister and ask her to move her wedding to Sunday. I'm sure she won't mind since you're basically family now and it's only a one day difference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524798) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:01 AM Author: copper shivering french chef ljl wedding's been scheduled for over a year, and her sister is a bridezilla. not happeining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524818) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:08 AM Author: maniacal whorehouse legend would you like me to draft an email? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524867) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:11 AM Author: copper shivering french chef please do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524894) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:47 PM Author: sticky marvelous hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527181) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:12 AM Author: Hairless Ticket Booth You didn't give a real reason for not getting an exception beyond "I don't know what the rabbi would say." You're being lazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524902) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:16 AM Author: copper shivering french chef you can forum shop to find SOME rabbi to tell you anything.
also, your goy brain is you're mixing up exception and a leniency.
a rabbi cant grant an exception to shabbat. he can find a leniency that allows you to still be within the rules. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: Tripping twisted property she's a fellow kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527459) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: Histrionic ultramarine temple My goy brain ISN'T comprehending complete contradictions please expound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527467) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:46 PM Author: Shaky fiercely-loyal death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34596587) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:56 PM Author: multi-colored station How do you evaluate her sister as a farter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527250) |