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tired meme that needs to go away: evan39 is a biglaw partner

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, ...
heady voyeur reading party
  11/03/17
No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.
very tactful boiling water cumskin
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum...
Razzle orchid ratface
  11/03/17
We've been over that several times.
very tactful boiling water cumskin
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum...
Razzle orchid ratface
  11/03/17
Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.
very tactful boiling water cumskin
  11/03/17
Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your...
Razzle orchid ratface
  11/03/17
That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was go...
very tactful boiling water cumskin
  11/03/17
Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about bein...
Razzle orchid ratface
  11/03/17
In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. ...
very tactful boiling water cumskin
  11/03/17
Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew
Razzle orchid ratface
  11/03/17
Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?
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Magenta Arousing Stead
  11/03/17
CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic....
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  11/03/17
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  11/03/17
Florida v. Nuffin
hot mother
  11/03/17
If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my offic...
Razzle orchid ratface
  11/03/17
FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.
Contagious claret state brethren
  11/09/17
I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same co...
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  12/16/17
Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many...
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  11/04/17
Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and...
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  11/03/17
u can maek it!
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You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose t...
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  11/03/17
Odd reverse-flame flame.
hot mother
  11/03/17
He's a marine biologist, actually
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  11/03/17
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
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  11/03/17
"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr....
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  11/09/17
Drop those pants chad hehe
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  11/09/17
im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo thi...
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  11/03/17
Meme?
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  11/03/17
(faggot)
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no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this. ...
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  11/09/17
(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront h...
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r u implying he's "of counsel"?
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How dare you
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: heady voyeur reading party

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, but lazily replying to evan with “hyuck hyuck, how did you find time to write that between client meetings?” and such is a sure sign of a trash poaster trying way too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593499)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: very tactful boiling water cumskin

No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593505)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: Razzle orchid ratface

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: very tactful boiling water cumskin

We've been over that several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593511)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Razzle orchid ratface

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593514)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: very tactful boiling water cumskin

Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593516)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Razzle orchid ratface

Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your ties

Date: December 18th, 2008 2:47 AM

Author: evan39

I have incredible ties to several attractive secondary markets on the west coast. LOL @ the losers who follow the herd to NYC with no chance of making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: very tactful boiling water cumskin

That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was going to be hot shit. Fate had other plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593522)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Razzle orchid ratface

Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about being a paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593525)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: very tactful boiling water cumskin

In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. I've considered paralegal but don't have the credentials and have no desire to get them. I don't want to deal with shrews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593528)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Razzle orchid ratface

Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593533)



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Date: February 4th, 2021 8:59 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Background Story

Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#41883915)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Magenta Arousing Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593532)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: Razzle orchid ratface

CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic. Looks like a room two guys would play overwatch in. The office was completely paperless. I go into my office and have 35 stacks of discovery to do.

He doesn't advertise at all. He had five new cases on Tuesday alone.

I really want to go solo but I have a ton of expenses and a wife and only 10k in the bank. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593545)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Magenta Arousing Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593584)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: hot mother

Florida v. Nuffin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593590)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: Razzle orchid ratface

If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my office. I'm up to discuss anything. I heard rumors one of the big name PI firms (big marketers) started by being funded by a paralegal who then immediately became partner once he passed the bar

Did tinychat happen last weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593599)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 4:46 AM
Author: Contagious claret state brethren

FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641221)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Contagious claret state brethren

I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same comment again. Biglaw training!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933569)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: misanthropic fat ankles site

Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600849)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:09 AM
Author: Electric costumed crackhouse

Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and stored a la Norma Bates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:11 AM
Author: iridescent flirting turdskin electric furnace

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593986)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Clear church building liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593539)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: very tactful boiling water cumskin

I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answer to Saul Goodman. Don't crash your car if you see huge billboards with EVAN GOLDSTEIN ATTORNEY AT LAW on I-5 in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593549)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: histrionic kitchen karate

u can maek it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593567)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:16 AM
Author: Razzle orchid ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593574)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Aromatic gaming laptop market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593663)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:44 AM
Author: lascivious crusty feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593683)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:49 AM
Author: Apoplectic dilemma really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593717)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible maize hell multi-billionaire

You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose the "use by" date fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594086)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: hot mother

Odd reverse-flame flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Chartreuse impressive hall shitlib

He's a marine biologist, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593588)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: very tactful boiling water cumskin

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593597)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:57 AM
Author: Racy godawful chad rehab

"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr. Evan Goldstein"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640802)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: very tactful boiling water cumskin

Drop those pants chad hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640810)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Brilliant Hairraiser Lay

im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo think happens to lib arts grads from prole families?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593764)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: awkward abode

Meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593996)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Pontificating windowlicker prole

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600829)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: vigorous lemon hissy fit roommate

Cr it needs a to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594071)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:24 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640641)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Hyperactive new version

no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this.

we know evan is a grocer.

evan is a grocer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640650)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: very tactful boiling water cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640727)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: crimson excitant patrolman

(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront home in Southhampton now COMPLETELY block his view of the ocean)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641260)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: heady voyeur reading party

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: Mewling Legal Warrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363705)



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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: very tactful boiling water cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363713)