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tired meme that needs to go away: evan39 is a biglaw partner

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, ...
mint boltzmann
  11/03/17
No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.
Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum...
glassy swashbuckling cruise ship
  11/03/17
We've been over that several times.
Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum...
glassy swashbuckling cruise ship
  11/03/17
Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.
Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler
  11/03/17
Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your...
glassy swashbuckling cruise ship
  11/03/17
That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was go...
Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler
  11/03/17
Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about bein...
glassy swashbuckling cruise ship
  11/03/17
In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. ...
Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler
  11/03/17
Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew
glassy swashbuckling cruise ship
  11/03/17
Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?
Fishy site
  02/04/21
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well-lubricated nofapping filthpig
  11/03/17
CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic....
glassy swashbuckling cruise ship
  11/03/17
...
well-lubricated nofapping filthpig
  11/03/17
Florida v. Nuffin
pale library
  11/03/17
If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my offic...
glassy swashbuckling cruise ship
  11/03/17
FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.
Filthy Beta Native Haunted Graveyard
  11/09/17
I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same co...
Filthy Beta Native Haunted Graveyard
  12/16/17
Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many...
Opaque hospital
  11/04/17
Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and...
Massive corner
  12/16/17
Cr
offensive concupiscible clown principal's office
  11/03/17
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multi-colored bat-shit-crazy hell
  11/03/17
I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answ...
Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler
  11/03/17
u can maek it!
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  11/03/17
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glassy swashbuckling cruise ship
  11/03/17
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  11/03/17
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  11/03/17
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vigorous dysfunction
  11/03/17
You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose t...
topaz lascivious pisswyrm gay wizard
  11/03/17
Odd reverse-flame flame.
pale library
  11/03/17
He's a marine biologist, actually
Know-it-all Nudist School
  11/03/17
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler
  11/03/17
"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr....
shaky becky
  11/09/17
Drop those pants chad hehe
Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler
  11/09/17
im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo thi...
Heady shimmering community account
  11/03/17
Meme?
dark mewling university
  11/03/17
(faggot)
narrow-minded electric furnace
  11/04/17
Cr it needs a to go
Spectacular Marketing Idea
  11/03/17
...
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  11/09/17
no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this. ...
supple ape generalized bond
  11/09/17
...
Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler
  11/09/17
(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront h...
Wine provocative temple
  11/09/17
great post queer
mint boltzmann
  07/05/18
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  12/16/17
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lake stimulating kitchen headpube
  05/07/18
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mint boltzmann
  01/07/19
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translucent beady-eyed laser beams
  01/16/19
it was funny when he was the ONLY prole trash on a board of ...
Olive Low-t Resort
  01/16/19
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mint boltzmann
  12/03/20
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  11/28/22
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  01/14/24
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  02/03/24
r u implying he's "of counsel"?
lime office
  02/03/24
How dare you
Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler
  02/03/24


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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: mint boltzmann

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, but lazily replying to evan with “hyuck hyuck, how did you find time to write that between client meetings?” and such is a sure sign of a trash poaster trying way too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593499)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler

No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593505)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: glassy swashbuckling cruise ship

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler

We've been over that several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593511)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: glassy swashbuckling cruise ship

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593514)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler

Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593516)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: glassy swashbuckling cruise ship

Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your ties

Date: December 18th, 2008 2:47 AM

Author: evan39

I have incredible ties to several attractive secondary markets on the west coast. LOL @ the losers who follow the herd to NYC with no chance of making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler

That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was going to be hot shit. Fate had other plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593522)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: glassy swashbuckling cruise ship

Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about being a paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593525)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler

In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. I've considered paralegal but don't have the credentials and have no desire to get them. I don't want to deal with shrews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593528)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: glassy swashbuckling cruise ship

Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593533)



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Date: February 4th, 2021 8:59 AM
Author: Fishy site

Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#41883915)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: well-lubricated nofapping filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593532)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: glassy swashbuckling cruise ship

CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic. Looks like a room two guys would play overwatch in. The office was completely paperless. I go into my office and have 35 stacks of discovery to do.

He doesn't advertise at all. He had five new cases on Tuesday alone.

I really want to go solo but I have a ton of expenses and a wife and only 10k in the bank. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593545)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: well-lubricated nofapping filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593584)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: pale library

Florida v. Nuffin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593590)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: glassy swashbuckling cruise ship

If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my office. I'm up to discuss anything. I heard rumors one of the big name PI firms (big marketers) started by being funded by a paralegal who then immediately became partner once he passed the bar

Did tinychat happen last weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593599)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 4:46 AM
Author: Filthy Beta Native Haunted Graveyard

FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641221)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Filthy Beta Native Haunted Graveyard

I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same comment again. Biglaw training!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933569)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Opaque hospital

Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600849)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:09 AM
Author: Massive corner

Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and stored a la Norma Bates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:11 AM
Author: offensive concupiscible clown principal's office

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593986)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: multi-colored bat-shit-crazy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593539)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler

I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answer to Saul Goodman. Don't crash your car if you see huge billboards with EVAN GOLDSTEIN ATTORNEY AT LAW on I-5 in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593549)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: indigo jew

u can maek it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593567)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:16 AM
Author: glassy swashbuckling cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593574)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: duck-like chapel coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593663)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:44 AM
Author: fuchsia nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593683)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:49 AM
Author: vigorous dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593717)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: topaz lascivious pisswyrm gay wizard

You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose the "use by" date fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594086)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: pale library

Odd reverse-flame flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Know-it-all Nudist School

He's a marine biologist, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593588)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593597)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:57 AM
Author: shaky becky

"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr. Evan Goldstein"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640802)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler

Drop those pants chad hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640810)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Heady shimmering community account

im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo think happens to lib arts grads from prole families?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593764)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: dark mewling university

Meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593996)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: narrow-minded electric furnace

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600829)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: Spectacular Marketing Idea

Cr it needs a to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594071)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Yellow tripping selfie knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640641)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: supple ape generalized bond

no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this.

we know evan is a grocer.

evan is a grocer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640650)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640727)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: Wine provocative temple

(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront home in Southhampton now COMPLETELY block his view of the ocean)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641260)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: mint boltzmann

great post queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#36366489)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 5:44 AM
Author: unholy personal credit line set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933389)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#35997081)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 AM
Author: mint boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37542445)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:08 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37601634)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: Olive Low-t Resort

it was funny when he was the ONLY prole trash on a board of lawyers and scholars, but now...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37601654)



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Date: December 3rd, 2020 4:50 AM
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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: lime office

r u implying he's "of counsel"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363705)



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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Free-loading obsidian pit deer antler

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363713)