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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: confused canary coffee pot

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, but lazily replying to evan with “hyuck hyuck, how did you find time to write that between client meetings?” and such is a sure sign of a trash poaster trying way too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593499)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Cordovan thriller casino

No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593505)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: Contagious school cafeteria

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: Cordovan thriller casino

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:02 AM
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Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your ties

Date: December 18th, 2008 2:47 AM

Author: evan39

I have incredible ties to several attractive secondary markets on the west coast. LOL @ the losers who follow the herd to NYC with no chance of making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Cordovan thriller casino

That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was going to be hot shit. Fate had other plans.

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Contagious school cafeteria

Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about being a paralegal

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
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In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. I've considered paralegal but don't have the credentials and have no desire to get them. I don't want to deal with shrews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593528)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Contagious school cafeteria

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: Contagious school cafeteria

CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic. Looks like a room two guys would play overwatch in. The office was completely paperless. I go into my office and have 35 stacks of discovery to do.

He doesn't advertise at all. He had five new cases on Tuesday alone.

I really want to go solo but I have a ton of expenses and a wife and only 10k in the bank. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593545)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:22 AM
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If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my office. I'm up to discuss anything. I heard rumors one of the big name PI firms (big marketers) started by being funded by a paralegal who then immediately became partner once he passed the bar

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593599)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 4:46 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641221)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:11 AM
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I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same comment again. Biglaw training!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933569)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:54 AM
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Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600849)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:09 AM
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
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I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answer to Saul Goodman. Don't crash your car if you see huge billboards with EVAN GOLDSTEIN ATTORNEY AT LAW on I-5 in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593549)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
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