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weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"
| sooty exciting new version | 11/15/17 |
| razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug | 11/15/17 |
| Abnormal comical heaven gunner | 11/15/17 |
| razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug | 11/15/17 |
| Shimmering kitchen foreskin | 11/15/17 |
| Beady-eyed Cruise Ship | 11/15/17 |
| carmine jet-lagged church reading party | 11/15/17 |
| histrionic tanning salon | 11/15/17 |
| Heady water buffalo generalized bond | 11/15/17 |
| Abnormal comical heaven gunner | 11/15/17 |
| fluffy toilet seat | 11/15/17 |
| Autistic Rough-skinned National | 11/15/17 |
| sooty exciting new version | 01/16/18 |
| Effete titillating address | 01/16/18 |
| Heady water buffalo generalized bond | 11/15/17 |
| walnut principal's office | 11/15/17 |
| Effete titillating address | 01/16/18 |
| sooty exciting new version | 01/16/18 |
| Hateful Dopamine Dog Poop | 01/16/18 |
| Fighting institution headpube | 01/16/18 |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM Author: sooty exciting new version I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?" He looked startled, smiled and turned away. Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad. It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation. Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go. Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera? |
Date: November 15th, 2017 2:09 PM Author: razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called RBI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693608) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM Author: Abnormal comical heaven gunner well dressed "mom" mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'
holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related? |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693701) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: Shimmering kitchen foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693711) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:14 PM Author: Beady-eyed Cruise Ship even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure this one out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693642) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: carmine jet-lagged church reading party great moniker OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693661) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:38 PM Author: histrionic tanning salon you will die in exactly 9 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694212) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:42 PM Author: Heady water buffalo generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694249) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:47 PM Author: Abnormal comical heaven gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694279) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: fluffy toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694284) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:49 PM Author: Autistic Rough-skinned National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694300) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:30 PM Author: sooty exciting new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169659) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: Effete titillating address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169661) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:43 PM Author: Heady water buffalo generalized bond nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694255) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:46 PM Author: walnut principal's office you probably should call the cops if you see this go down again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694273) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: Effete titillating address https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169663) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:33 PM Author: sooty exciting new version classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169676) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:38 PM Author: Hateful Dopamine Dog Poop Cryin and laughing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169704) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM Author: Fighting institution headpube i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me
people are fuckin nuts |