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weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my ...
cracking dysfunction
  11/15/17
She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called R...
Narrow-minded Aromatic Degenerate Trump Supporter
  11/15/17
well dressed "mom" mindgakked kid calling every o...
canary principal's office
  11/15/17
Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP
Narrow-minded Aromatic Degenerate Trump Supporter
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Blathering balding tanning salon
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even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure...
Slap-happy hairraiser range
  11/15/17
great moniker OP
mind-boggling anal tattoo blood rage
  11/15/17
you will die in exactly 9 days
Excitant Turdskin
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canary principal's office
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flickering sable institution liquid oxygen
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appetizing mauve legal warrant
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cracking dysfunction
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cream big-titted theatre
  01/16/18
nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once
doobsian school cafeteria dopamine
  11/15/17
you probably should call the cops if you see this go down ag...
histrionic hyperactive cruise ship
  11/15/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g
cream big-titted theatre
  01/16/18
classic
cracking dysfunction
  01/16/18
Cryin and laughing.
Scarlet deranged mother
  01/16/18
i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that...
dashing boistinker
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: cracking dysfunction

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?"

He looked startled, smiled and turned away.

Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad.

It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation.

Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go.

Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693595)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Aromatic Degenerate Trump Supporter

She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called RBI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693608)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: canary principal's office

well dressed "mom"

mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'

holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693638)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Aromatic Degenerate Trump Supporter

Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693701)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Blathering balding tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693711)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy hairraiser range

even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure this one out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693642)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling anal tattoo blood rage

great moniker OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Excitant Turdskin

you will die in exactly 9 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694212)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: doobsian school cafeteria dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694249)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: canary principal's office



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: flickering sable institution liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694284)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: appetizing mauve legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694300)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: cracking dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169659)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: cream big-titted theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: doobsian school cafeteria dopamine

nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694255)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: histrionic hyperactive cruise ship

you probably should call the cops if you see this go down again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694273)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: cream big-titted theatre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169663)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: cracking dysfunction

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169676)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Scarlet deranged mother

Cryin and laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169704)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: dashing boistinker

i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me

people are fuckin nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169688)