weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM Author: lilac adulterous resort
I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?"
He looked startled, smiled and turned away.
Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad.
It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation.
Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go.
Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera?
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM Author: lascivious boiling water
well dressed "mom"
mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'
holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related?
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone heady juggernaut french chef
i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me
people are fuckin nuts
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