Tons of COLORED exterior lights flashing rapidly, strewn all over every shitty bush in the front yard instead of cleanly following the roofline or wrapped around tree trunk

Christmas “luncheon” at the office in lieu of a Christmas party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34847430)

Parents are encouraged to move the doll to a different location in their home each night to make it appear as if the doll has flown to the North Pole and returned by morning. Some have used this activity as an opportunity to stage a social media competition, battling with other parents to photograph the most creative scenarios for their Elf on the Shelf.

Many parents say they find the maintenance exhausting."

http://www.businessinsider.com/elf-on-the-shelf-is-driving-parents-crazy-2017-12

So, one more example of how pigeon brained women turn everything into a social media competition. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34851074)

Office parties where this happens are probably prole-ish but really because any prestigious industry in a city is loaded with FOBs and Jews so there isn't much Xmas-specific holiday partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34852986)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34847491)

ljl at prole goyim splitting hairs ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34847525)

Also, Trans Siberian Orchestra albums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34847528)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34850127)

Doing one of those HORSESHIT "Christmases" on another weekend because it's more convenient for some prole reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34847549)

(literally a virgin adult male talking shit about other adults fucking each other)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34850014)

A house with all gold is the biggest sign of pseudo UMC trash

It's a holiday, live it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34847945)

but it's actually quite beautiful, especially on a perfectly snowy winter night.

so I'd say 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34852378)

Not serving a multigenerational Christmas dish

Not reading the Christmas story before the family supper

Not leaving the extra placesetting at the table for the wayward shepherd

Traveling on Christmas Day to beat crowds

Asking what someone else "got" for Christmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34850030)

Also stocking for dogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34853019)

the second is horrifying but not prole, per se

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34853039)

Now that I think about it, think of this prole twist: My Mom and Dad got personalized stocking knitted when they got married. But I have the same name as my Dad, so when they got divorced, I got to use that stocking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34856349)

Stocking for dogs (and cats) are sad. Part of a bigger problem of delayed adulthood and replacing kids with pets. Not sure it's really that prole, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34856316)

2) completing Christmas shopping ridiculously early, hawking over black-friday sales, etc.

3) related to #2 - browsing black friday sale flyers after thanksgiving dinner with relatives (I've seen this one)

4) having a shit ton of kitschy, personalized christmas tree ornaments (i.e. Dallas cowboys ornament)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3819116&forum_id=2#34859758)