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So biglawyers get marching orders from people like TMF and ARE Reptile?

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Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...
poppy whorehouse alpha
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It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. ...
amethyst mad-dog skullcap
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Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the e...
poppy whorehouse alpha
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Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wa...
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Glittery Sexy Wagecucks Stage
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Not in compliance.
poppy whorehouse alpha
  12/07/17
, he lied without shame.
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Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?...
poppy whorehouse alpha
  12/07/17
Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.
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Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on ...
poppy whorehouse alpha
  12/07/17
Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retar...
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You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? ...
poppy whorehouse alpha
  12/07/17
Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is S...
Avocado Cuckold Market
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Are you even an employed lawyer?
poppy whorehouse alpha
  12/07/17
lol are you?
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tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got de...
Dun Mildly Autistic Area Philosopher-king
  12/08/17
do you know how to read?
Marvelous tanning salon
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lol
Razzle Sooty Cruise Ship
  12/07/17
Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?
poppy whorehouse alpha
  12/07/17
lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough
Razzle Sooty Cruise Ship
  12/07/17
So that's a "no."
poppy whorehouse alpha
  12/07/17
No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys....
charcoal kitty cat
  12/07/17
(Guy MAF) Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new jo...
poppy whorehouse alpha
  12/07/17
tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in...
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absolutely devastating
Razzle Sooty Cruise Ship
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That was pretty baffling.
poppy whorehouse alpha
  12/07/17
Baffling? TTTTTTulane
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Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (a...
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  12/07/17
(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)
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jfc
judgmental crotch
  12/07/17
Nah your job sounds boring as fuck Perfect fit actually
charcoal kitty cat
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Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you...
poppy whorehouse alpha
  12/07/17
"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"...
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he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillan...
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Sounds chill as fuck
poppy whorehouse alpha
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*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's com...
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You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those securi...
poppy whorehouse alpha
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cr, can't forget about the cameras
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LOL you're absolutely pathetic
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Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life...
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RUTHLESS Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'
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jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe
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What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a ...
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I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS. http:...
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poppy whorehouse alpha
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, combined.
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Nope.
poppy whorehouse alpha
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Glittery Sexy Wagecucks Stage
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ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk t...
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*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"
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To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate ...
poppy whorehouse alpha
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earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."
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lulz
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nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take...
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They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is ...
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LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-hou...
poppy whorehouse alpha
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xo doesn't count
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No shit.
poppy whorehouse alpha
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Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and fu...
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This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead ...
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Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.
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just dont touch his stapler!
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lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is...
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Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “p...
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Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”
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tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance
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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Glittery Sexy Wagecucks Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859710)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: submissive electric furnace property

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859742)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: free-loading violent legal warrant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859750)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: balding carnelian casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859767)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Spectacular international law enforcement agency volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859769)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: judgmental crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860413)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Razzle Sooty Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860421)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: sticky mentally impaired voyeur striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862739)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: salmon newt hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863231)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863643)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: tan effete center mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872592)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Aqua pontificating useless brakes forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875759)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859753)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: amethyst mad-dog skullcap

It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. Go to an ACC conference and listen to them bleat on about alternative fee agreements and outside counsel guidelines. You’re still getting gouged lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859776)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the end of the day that while you're bossing around biglawyers, you're paying a ridiculous amount for the privilege of doing so. Of course, there are a variety of methods of avoiding that entirely, such as splitting up the work so that you only send limited work to biglaw and send the grunt work to Axiom or whoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860167)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Cordovan deep genital piercing ape

Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wait with baited breath for their calls. They have the power to make or break our fragile careers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859797)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Glittery Sexy Wagecucks Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860082)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Not in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860123)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Avocado Cuckold Market

, he lied without shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860272)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860342)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Avocado Cuckold Market

Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860346)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on there?

Or did you read into that because you don't understand my area at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860363)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Avocado Cuckold Market

Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retarded as you. Your not a real lawyer. It’s a compliance job. That’s cool. No shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860388)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? I do things like negotiate agreements, draft policies, advise on new products, advise on M&A, etc. I get it, you're dumb and don't understand what my area involves or what I actually do. But that's really your problem and not mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860410)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Avocado Cuckold Market

Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is SPS and this is all you have (well this and a Soccer mom’s car). You can have it. I yield. But you really should just learn to accept yourself for the failure you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860419)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860450)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: Marvelous tanning salon

lol are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863845)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 2:29 AM
Author: Dun Mildly Autistic Area Philosopher-king

tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got destroyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34866565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Marvelous tanning salon

do you know how to read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868021)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle Sooty Cruise Ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860408)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860502)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Razzle Sooty Cruise Ship

lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861485)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

So that's a "no."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861570)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: charcoal kitty cat

No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys. They have barely 6 figure compliance jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860176)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

(Guy MAF)

Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new job we both make over $200k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860195)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease range

tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in a ~100k job despite being like 10 years out of law school living in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860243)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: Razzle Sooty Cruise Ship

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860297)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

That was pretty baffling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860329)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Arousing puce piazza ceo

Baffling? TTTTTTulane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860471)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (albeit in charge of a compliance function) for a huge number of years. You would expect some real salary growth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860484)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good fat ankles

(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863651)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: judgmental crotch

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860418)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: charcoal kitty cat

Nah your job sounds boring as fuck

Perfect fit actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860340)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you're not a tech person I can see how one might think that (just because they don't know or get it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860358)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: sticky mentally impaired voyeur striped hyena

"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862763)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease range

he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillance cameras. Great combination of law enforcement and tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862772)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Sounds chill as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862786)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: sticky mentally impaired voyeur striped hyena

*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's compliance with voluntary corporate user data security protocols to one of CCO's very top three or four underlings in the North American East Coast secondary HQ campus*

The most interesting job in law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862876)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those security cameras...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862922)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease range

cr, can't forget about the cameras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863032)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace property

LOL you're absolutely pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862976)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862990)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace property

Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life. Norwood 3 purgatory. You are a 5'6" cog in a massive CYA mechanism and nobody other than you would claim it's even mildly interesting . Your business guys look at you with derision and if you died tomorrow not a single person at boa or wherever you work would give a fuck. "Hey has legal signed off on the docs? Send it to that short dude. Oh he's been offline for 38 days? Either dead or shit canned. Well send it to Jeff instead. Control room should also sign off. Have you taken this to compliance? Conflicts? Rep risk?". You're nothing but a worthless step in this retarded procession.

You could just have some self awareness and just say something like "oh well it's dull but the hours are decent and I make OK pay." But nope, you literally say that it's one of the most interesting areas of law. UMC strivers who have battled their way to a condo down-payment are so fucking self-important and delusional. I bet you are an absolute nightmare to interact with IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863063)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Glittery Sexy Wagecucks Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863640)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: sticky mentally impaired voyeur striped hyena

RUTHLESS

Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865020)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Orchid Narrow-minded Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875824)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: glassy impressive set

jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Kink-friendly adventurous pisswyrm locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885628)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: multi-colored sapphire bawdyhouse

What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a decade of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885853)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Glittery Sexy Wagecucks Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#35065293)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: 180 shrine private investor

I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3612056&forum_id=2#33290085

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860578)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: erotic obsidian stock car

, combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862950)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862964)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Glittery Sexy Wagecucks Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863030)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Marvelous tanning salon

ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk to him like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: useless double fault plaza

*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860432)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate the hard work of our law firm FRIENDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860444)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: useless double fault plaza

earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860460)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860461)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: lake thriller national roast beef

nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take the time to interact w lowly old me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860596)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Glittery Sexy Wagecucks Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862065)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: sticky mentally impaired voyeur striped hyena

They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is a compliance monkey and TMF is a rank and file paper-pusher in a massive legal department.

Valen still has a top 1% outcome for Tulane Law grads so we shouldn't really ridicule him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862787)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-house lawyer to have the pleasure and honor of dealing with biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862971)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: erotic obsidian stock car

xo doesn't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862982)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: poppy whorehouse alpha

No shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862987)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: sticky mentally impaired voyeur striped hyena

Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and future plans around. After scrambling into an in-house role that a 2014 grad could secure with a little bit of hustle and some good reason not to go earn big kid money, you're quite quick to glorify your role in a corporate bureaucracy where you are 99% inessential and 100% fungible. But it's one of the most interesting legal jobs in this land, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865060)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: Talented Indian Lodge

This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead end shitigator whose entire career is to paper push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863583)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: sticky mentally impaired voyeur striped hyena

Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness toward me. So chill and balanced nutella!

You seem very invested in the idea that I'm a workaholic senior associate in some dead-end generic litigator spot. That's natural coming form your experience with the industry but nonetheless your investment in this fantasy is revealing.

On the other hand, not like it's any revelation that you're a status-obsessed one-upping nutjob who passionately needs to believe that everyone else is fucked in order to feel good about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865042)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Talented Indian Lodge

Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters with job leads and interviewing tips, which a lot more than you’ve ever done for anybody on here. All you do is snark and make catty comments about everyone you think is beneath you, which just comes across as bitter when there’s zero humor behind it.. fulano knows how to do it a lot better.

I don’t have a fantasy about what you’re doing, I know you were in biglaw and you’re still a lawyer, which means you’re still a paperpusher, which is the entire profession. All that one can aspire for in this profession is good QOL and/or money so it’s funny that you’re putting down others for having those aspirations and acting like giving orders to biglawyers is some sort of special privilege. We are all somebody’s bitch at the end of the day so don’t be so pretentious and lighten up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868824)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Fighting black theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: Iridescent Excitant Generalized Bond

nutella four cocktails deep with HANDSOME HUBBY going HARD on her internet ENEMIES settling SCORES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872598)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872607)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875804)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser senate

Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875795)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Orchid Narrow-minded Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875840)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: saffron famous landscape painting site

can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can all see what he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863433)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Frozen shivering knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865079)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: red charismatic selfie public bath

I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and gives them to the software engineers. He also takes the software specs from the engineers and brings it to the tranny lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865104)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868853)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Supple aquamarine point organic girlfriend

just dont touch his stapler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872612)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Bateful Offensive Station

Lol. Jesus no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872573)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Glittery Sexy Wagecucks Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875753)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly adventurous pisswyrm locus

lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885924)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: multi-colored sapphire bawdyhouse

Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “probably the most interesting job in law,” you’re just too fucking dumb to get the high paced world of tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885956)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly adventurous pisswyrm locus

Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34886037)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Marvelous tanning salon

tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34889043)